UKturtle's TiBB Divorce Office : Open for Business!

[Benjamin]

Well as you lot or are all getting married, I'll be here waiting for the happy, sorry I mean unhappy day you lot want a divorce. My prices are reasonable and all I ask for is a 80% claim in the payout.


Fear not, divorce is the way forward Annie. :tongue:

[Annie]

Oi! Why was i mentioned here?! I've only been married once.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Annie
Oi! Why was i mentioned here?! I've only been married once.

In case you have to get hitched to JDIZZLE. lol. :tongue:

[Annie]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Annie
Oi! Why was i mentioned here?! I've only been married once.

In case you have to get hitched to JDIZZLE. lol. :tongue:

Nah I am now Rocko's wifey so I cant be getting married again.

I totally tired him out at the wedding, he passed out in the bar at the reception and then the party kinda died! :sad:

Didnt even get to make sweet tender love to him in our hotel room... Or I could do it to him... without him knowing... but I am sure that is against a couple of laws.

[Jen]

Ben, are your promoting our devorce...
What will the children and uncle Marc say..?

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Annie
Oi! Why was i mentioned here?! I've only been married once.

In case you have to get hitched to JDIZZLE. lol. :tongue:

Nah I am now Rocko's wifey so I cant be getting married again.

I totally tired him out at the wedding, he passed out in the bar at the reception and then the party kinda died! :sad:

Didnt even get to make sweet tender love to him in our hotel room... Or I could do it to him... without him knowing... but I am sure that is against a couple of laws.

he'll never know. lol. Wel done, as a gift from me and JDIZZLE you can have one of our 242526 children.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Ben, are your promoting our devorce...
What will the children and uncle Marc say..?


we'll just live in seperate rooms and they'll never know. When the see strange men that either of us have brought back, we'll say it's the window cleaner cleaning the windows if he is spotted in morn by the children. :thumbs:

[Jen]

Oh and Ben, I would like a cut from this buisness :D

Split it 60/40

:lovedup:

[Annie]

Christ you must have had a lot of sex to have all those kids like.. eh do we get to choose one? Or just a lucky dip?

And we are hoping to have our own children one day too - since I have already had a lil girl from Tom which Rocko is fathering.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Annie
Christ you must have had a lot of sex to have all those kids like.. eh do we get to choose one? Or just a lucky dip?

And we are hoping to have our own children one day too - since I have already had a lil girl from Tom which Rocko is fathering.

Most of them were named after Fom, then the rest are numbers LOL

[Jen]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Ben, are your promoting our devorce...
What will the children and uncle Marc say..?


we'll just live in seperate rooms and they'll never know. When the see strange men that either of us have brought back, we'll say it's the window cleaner cleaning the windows if he is spotted in morn by the children. :thumbs:

LMFAO
Okay :love:

[Annie]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Annie
Christ you must have had a lot of sex to have all those kids like.. eh do we get to choose one? Or just a lucky dip?

And we are hoping to have our own children one day too - since I have already had a lil girl from Tom which Rocko is fathering.

Most of them were named after Fom, then the rest are numbers LOL

Mmmm can I have one named after Fom? I was meant to be marrying him tonight but decided to run away with Rocko :lovedup:

[Jen]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Annie
Christ you must have had a lot of sex to have all those kids like.. eh do we get to choose one? Or just a lucky dip?

And we are hoping to have our own children one day too - since I have already had a lil girl from Tom which Rocko is fathering.

Most of them were named after Fom, then the rest are numbers LOL

Mmmm can I have one named after Fom? I was meant to be marrying him tonight but decided to run away with Rocko :lovedup:

I could make that happen...
You can have Fom II, but they are all still at Tesco... Uncle Marc left them there...

[Benjamin]

You'll have to ask JDIZZLE that one. I wanted to giver away Bshbhsvbabjka but JDIZZ has a fondness for her.

[Annie]

Fom II - I'll have him! haha

Do you know which aisle he is in? What age?

[Jen]

Originally posted by ukturtle
You'll have to ask JDIZZLE that one. I wanted to giver away Bshbhsvbabjka but JDIZZ has a fondness for her.

Yes...Bshbhsvbabjka is my favourite...even though a mother should not have favourites... she just stood out.. :P

[Annie]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by ukturtle
You'll have to ask JDIZZLE that one. I wanted to giver away Bshbhsvbabjka but JDIZZ has a fondness for her.

Yes...Bshbhsvbabjka is my favourite...even though a mother should not have favourites... she just stood out.. :P

Very unusual name.. you wont see that on a keyring in a card shop.. thats for sure :rolleyes:

[Jen]

Originally posted by Annie
Fom II - I'll have him! haha

Do you know which aisle he is in? What age?

Hes three, and I think aisle 4, he loves the cleaning products...maybe an investment for your there...:thumbs:

[Annie]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Annie
Fom II - I'll have him! haha

Do you know which aisle he is in? What age?

Hes three, and I think aisle 4, he loves the cleaning products...maybe an investment for your there...:thumbs:

Well thank you! Thats the nicest gift I've ever received! And cleaning products. Brilliant! :lovedup:

He seems pretty perfect - hope he has OCD too :bigsmile:

[Jen]

Well thank you! Thats the nicest gift I've ever received! And cleaning products. Brilliant! :lovedup:

He seems pretty perfect - hope he has OCD too :bigsmile: [/quote]

Your welcome.. you can't get that on a wedding list from Debenhams...

:D

[Ross]

Ahhh. not a divorce one too :rolleyes:

[Annie]

Ross - nobody is getting a divorce! Dont worry :xyxwave:

[Shaun]

It's bloody bad enough having a marriage topic without this as well.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Shaun
It's bl***y bad enough having a marriage topic without this as well.

Shaun.... shh.. LOL

[Annie]

Originally posted by Shaun
It's bl***y bad enough having a marriage topic without this as well.

Wasnt that when you were getting married :rolleyes: