*****The joke thread!!! [Archive] - ThisisBigBrother.com

serensilver

26-08-2008, 07:06 PM

Hi guys! :wavey:

feel free to post jokes:laugh2: and make us members laugh!! :laugh3:

Locke.

26-08-2008, 07:07 PM

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Annie

26-08-2008, 07:08 PM

Whats the difference between Gary Glitter and a grey hound???

The grey hound at least waits for the hare!

:laugh2:

SiaSiaSia

26-08-2008, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by Annie
Whats the difference between Gary Glitter and a grey hound???

The grey hound at least waits for the hare!

:laugh2:

i don't get it :(
AM I BEING REALLY STUPID?!

Annie

26-08-2008, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Originally posted by Annie
Whats the difference between Gary Glitter and a grey hound???

The grey hound at least waits for the hare!

:laugh2:

i don't get it :(
AM I BEING REALLY STUPID?!

Haha like hare... a greyhound chases the hare about the track...

Gary glitter likes lil kids who dont have 'hair' in certain areas...:pat:

Gemmer-x

26-08-2008, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by Annie
Whats the difference between Gary Glitter and a grey hound???

The grey hound at least waits for the hare!

:laugh2:

lmao :bigsmile:

Fom

26-08-2008, 07:12 PM

Whats pink and fluffy?

Annie

26-08-2008, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by Fom
Whats pink and fluffy?

your thongs?

Benjamin

26-08-2008, 07:22 PM

Why did the orange cross the road?

gavinh2008

26-08-2008, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by ukturtle
Why did the orange cross the road?

hmm i dunno, why did the orange cross the road?

gavinh2008

26-08-2008, 07:29 PM

Heres a lil joke thing, but its one of those doesnt have an answer ones:

Police were called to local restaurant Pizza Hut to investigate the strange death of a young worker. Police were called to the back where they found a young girl covered in salami, peppers, onions and tomato sauce. Cause of death- she topped herself.

Fom

26-08-2008, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Fom
Whats pink and fluffy?

your thongs?

NO

Pink fluff! :laugh3:

Whats blue and fluffy? :D

Benjamin

26-08-2008, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by gavinh2008
Originally posted by ukturtle
Why did the orange cross the road?

hmm i dunno, why did the orange cross the road?

because he wanted to play squash. :laugh3:

Annie

26-08-2008, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Fom
Whats pink and fluffy?

your thongs?

NO

Pink fluff! :laugh3:

Whats blue and fluffy? :D

Your weekend thongs.

Fom

26-08-2008, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Fom
Whats pink and fluffy?

your thongs?

NO

Pink fluff! :laugh3:

Whats blue and fluffy? :D

Your weekend thongs.

NO!

Pink fuff holding its breath!! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

30stone

26-08-2008, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by Annie
Whats the difference between Gary Glitter and a grey hound???

The grey hound at least waits for the hare!

:laugh2:

Its now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body.. take gary glitter for example he was jailed for putting a thai on his cock.

Annie

26-08-2008, 07:38 PM

I got a new car radio installed - it is voice activated.
You say "country" and it plays Shania Twain
You say "rock" and it plays Guns and Roses

Then last night I was driving along and these two kids jumped in front of the car and I yelled "****ing children!?" - my radio played Gary Glitter.

Benjamin

26-08-2008, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by Annie
I got a new car radio installed - it is voice activated.
You say "country" and it plays Shania Twain
You say "rock" and it plays Guns and Roses

Then last night I was driving along and these two kids jumped in front of the car and I yelled "****ing children!?" - my radio played Gary Glitter. :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

andyman

26-08-2008, 07:45 PM

Paddy is on death row and gets the choice to be shot, hung or injected with the aids virus. Paddy says: "give me that aids stuff". They inject him and paddy rolls round the floor laughing. The warden says: "whats so funny?" paddy says: "i'm wearing a condom!" :tongue:

serensilver

26-08-2008, 07:47 PM

30stone

26-08-2008, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by andyman
Paddy is on death row and gets the choice to be shot, hung or injected with the aids virus. Paddy says: "give me that aids stuff". They inject him and paddy rolls round the floor laughing. The warden says: "whats so funny?" paddy says: "i'm wearing a condom!" :tongue:

lol aha my dad sent me that.

Annie

26-08-2008, 07:56 PM

a scottishman, an englishman and an irishman walked into the pub..

the barman turned round and said "what do you think this is? some form of joke?!"

:laugh:

Fom

26-08-2008, 07:56 PM

Gary Glitter just tried to commit suicide... he jumped off the bridge and he was later found holding onto a buoy!

Fom

26-08-2008, 07:57 PM

A man walks into a bar...

"Ouch!!"

30stone

26-08-2008, 07:59 PM

Women eh!
Boob-jobs,
Nose jobs,
Teeth bleaching,
Tummy tucks,
Liposuction,
Colonic Irrigation,
Botox,
Pierced Ears,
Pierced nipples
Piecred bellies.
Pierces clits,
eyebrows plucked
Bikini wax,
Armpits shaved,
Legs Waxed,
Lips tattooed
Tits Tattooed
Arms Tattooed
Legs Tattooed
Lengthy Diets
Strenuous Exercise.....
...
And then ,
they wont take it up the "arse" 'cos .. "it hurts"

serensilver

27-08-2008, 03:36 PM

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Tom4784

27-08-2008, 03:54 PM

There's a blonde woman, she asks this bloke for the time he says,

'It's half 12 me love'

The blonde looks confused and declares

'You know what somone's taking the P*ss! I've asked that question all day long and everyone's giving me different answers!'

and finally.

If I had one green ball in one hand and another in the other what would I have?

The full attention of the Jolly green giant.

Thanks guys! I'm here all week! :joker: