Tv faces you would want to slap

[Chemicle]

Just seen this on another forum and thought i'd start one :tongue:

I'll start

Blanche from corrie - she grinds on me so much.
Norris from corrie - just like her, he needs a slap.
Jeremy Clarkson - too far up his own arse tbh.

Now you guys.. :thumbs2:

[Hugo]

Amy from Hollyoaks :mad:

[Scarlett.]

Anita Turner, the producer who killed Emmerdale

[Locke.]

Not exactly tv, but I'd like to hurt Jim Carrey.

[Chrizzle]

The one person who I would give a piece of my mind to from TV at the moment is that beast Dennis from BB- but hes probably hiding himself away somewhere.

[Tom]

The entire GMTV team
All of the Loose Women as well

[Matt]

Carol McGiffin, just for the sake of it :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
The one person who I would give a piece of my mind to from TV at the moment is that beast Dennis from BB- but hes probably hiding himself away somewhere.

pmsl

[Shaun]

Nick Grimshaw, Jimmy Carr, Noel Fielding, George Lamb, Russell Brand.

And for the women: Stacey from Eastenders, Kate Nash in case she comes on TV.

and in general: All of the Hollyoaks cast, apart from the McQueens.

[Lauren]

Naomi Campbell.

[Tom]

Antony Cotton

[GhettoSuperstar]

Vanessa Feltz, eugh.

Half the new comedian type people who think 'being funny' equals being boring/disgusting/weird...

Zezi.

Sarah, Sasha and Elliott from Hollyoaks.

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Lauren
Naomi Campbell.

Why, she'll slap you back harder or throw her BlackBerry at you! :laugh:

[xDramatick]

Originally posted by Shaun
Nick Grimshaw

:sad:

[Gemmer-x]

Keith Lemon, grr that man is not funny! :rolleyes:

[Noel]

Dick and Dom KNDRFKPAEJNOPEOJWNE;KTJ3Q0[TN WE;F[H

[Lauren]

Originally posted by tooperfect
Originally posted by Lauren
Naomi Campbell.

Why, she'll slap you back harder or throw her BlackBerry at you! :laugh:

Lmao I know. :bawling: I'd be too scared to slap her.

[Callum]

Rita Sullivan

[supernoodles!]

Emily Bishop and Blanche

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Shaun
Nick Grimshaw, Jimmy Carr, Noel Fielding, George Lamb, Russell Brand.

And for the women: Stacey from Eastenders, Kate Nash in case she comes on TV.

and in general: All of the Hollyoaks cast, apart from the McQueens.



:bawling:noooo not my stacey

[Callum]

Zainab Masood

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Tom
The entire GMTV team
All of the Loose Women as well

:shocked:loose women rock!they keep me sane at work lol.GO CAROL GRIFFIN!:joker:

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Callum
Zainab Masood

i quite like her for some reason.
Now Yolande,that is a different matter altogether!

[xDramatick]

I'd probably just slap the Loose Women.
That show reminds me why I'm gay.

[Tom]

Almost the entire cast of Corrie, Emmerdale and Eastenders
Zac from Hollyoaks
Fearne Cotton
Rick Edwards
Nick Grimshaw
Kelly Osbourne
Dannii Minogue
Tara Palmer Tompkinson
All of the men in this years Big Brother
George Lamb

[supernoodles!]

sharon osbourne
kerry katona

[Tom]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
Originally posted by Tom
The entire GMTV team
All of the Loose Women as well

:shocked:loose women rock!they keep me sane at work lol.GO CAROL GRIFFIN!:joker:

They're so annoying and if they were all men and speaking like that they would be taken off air.

Oh and Jane "I'm from up North and put my accent on" McDonald and her off who did that Joseph thing get oranger and oranger every time I watch it, which isn't often :joker:

At this point I'd like to put Eamonn Holmes

So my list so far:

The entire GMTV team
All of the Loose Women as well
Almost the entire cast of Corrie, Emmerdale and Eastenders
Zac from Hollyoaks
Fearne Cotton
Rick Edwards
Nick Grimshaw
Kelly Osbourne
Dannii Minogue
Tara Palmer Tompkinson
All of the men in this years Big Brother
George Lamb
Eamonn Holmes

I'll be back later to add more :dance::joker:

[Callum]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
sharon osbourne
kerry katona

:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:
Aunty Mabel from COME OUTSIDE

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Callum
Originally posted by supernoodles!
sharon osbourne
kerry katona

:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:
Aunty Mabel from COME OUTSIDE


lmao
come on pippin lets go sniff some poo!

[Tom]

Originally posted by Callum
Originally posted by supernoodles!
sharon osbourne
kerry katona

:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:
Aunty Mabel from COME OUTSIDE

:bawling:

Auntie Mabel was amazing :spin2:

[Callum]

Margaret from The Apprentice for being too sourfaced

[Gemmer-x]

Ben Mitchell from eastenders, yes he's a kid i dont care, he's annoying as *******. :mad:

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by supernoodles!
Originally posted by Tom
The entire GMTV team
All of the Loose Women as well

:shocked:loose women rock!they keep me sane at work lol.GO CAROL GRIFFIN!:joker:

They're so annoying and if they were all men and speaking like that they would be taken off air.

Oh and Jane "I'm from up North and put my accent on" McDonald and her off who did that Joseph thing get oranger and oranger every time I watch it, which isn't often :joker:

At this point I'd like to put Eamonn Holmes

now ey don`t start on good ol` eammon and his missus,keeping morning tv alive while phil and fern are on there hols!

i guess they are extremely annoying when i think about it but i do like carol lol cant stand her of joseph,can`t even think of her name but she is SO up herself and i think shes ugly but shes always going on about all these bfs shes had and dates she goes on:rolleyes:Also the other day i heard jane mc donald was 37!i couldn`t beleive it!i thought she was like 50!:joker:

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by Callum
Rita Sullivan

Lol, I don't know why but that made me laugh!:joker:

Elliot off Hollyoaks
Arlene Phillips
Carole Malone :mad:

[Callum]

Another one... Lesley the bed sniffer from BB8

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Callum
Margaret from The Apprentice for being too sourfaced

I want to slap you for saying that. x

[Tom]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by supernoodles!
Originally posted by Tom
The entire GMTV team
All of the Loose Women as well

:shocked:loose women rock!they keep me sane at work lol.GO CAROL GRIFFIN!:joker:

They're so annoying and if they were all men and speaking like that they would be taken off air.

Oh and Jane "I'm from up North and put my accent on" McDonald and her off who did that Joseph thing get oranger and oranger every time I watch it, which isn't often :joker:

At this point I'd like to put Eamonn Holmes

now ey don`t start on good ol` eammon and his missus,keeping morning tv alive while phil and fern are on there hols!

i guess they are extremely annoying when i think about it but i do like carol lol cant stand her of joseph,can`t even think of her name but she is SO up herself and i think shes ugly but shes always going on about all these bfs shes had and dates she goes on:rolleyes:Also the other day i heard jane mc donald was 37!i couldn`t beleive it!i thought she was like 50!:joker:

I like Ruth, but I hate him. I met Ruth in London, theres my claim to fame :laugh2:

Anyway wikipedia has Jane down as being 45 which is about right :tongue:

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Gemmer-x
Ben Mitchell from eastenders, yes he's a kid i dont care, he's annoying as *******. :mad:

ahaha good one!
hes a legend though:laugh:


chitty chitty bang bang we love you!:laugh:

[Tom]

Originally posted by Callum
Margaret from The Apprentice for being too sourfaced

:shocked:

That would be worse than treason

[Callum]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
Originally posted by Gemmer-x
Ben Mitchell from eastenders, yes he's a kid i dont care, he's annoying as *******. :mad:

ahaha good one!
hes a legend though:laugh:


chitty chitty bang bang we love you!:laugh:
:thumbs: "I need sumbody to luv!"

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by supernoodles!
Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by supernoodles!
Originally posted by Tom
The entire GMTV team
All of the Loose Women as well

:shocked:loose women rock!they keep me sane at work lol.GO CAROL GRIFFIN!:joker:

They're so annoying and if they were all men and speaking like that they would be taken off air.

Oh and Jane "I'm from up North and put my accent on" McDonald and her off who did that Joseph thing get oranger and oranger every time I watch it, which isn't often :joker:

At this point I'd like to put Eamonn Holmes

now ey don`t start on good ol` eammon and his missus,keeping morning tv alive while phil and fern are on there hols!

i guess they are extremely annoying when i think about it but i do like carol lol cant stand her of joseph,can`t even think of her name but she is SO up herself and i think shes ugly but shes always going on about all these bfs shes had and dates she goes on:rolleyes:Also the other day i heard jane mc donald was 37!i couldn`t beleive it!i thought she was like 50!:joker:

I like Ruth, but I hate him. I met Ruth in London, theres my claim to fame :laugh2:

Anyway wikipedia has Jane down as being 45 which is about right :tongue:

really?well i have closer or reveal not sure which downstairs and it says shes 37:shocked::laugh:

[Sam1994]

I'm surprised that no-one has said him yet, but Jeremy Kyle! I hate hate hate hate him :mad:

[Callum]

I've got another Cilla Black for saying too many of "Suprise, suprise!" :nono:

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Callum
Another one... Lesley the bed sniffer from BB8


oooh good one,god i hated that woman

[Gemmer-x]

Originally posted by Callum
Originally posted by supernoodles!
Originally posted by Gemmer-x
Ben Mitchell from eastenders, yes he's a kid i dont care, he's annoying as *******. :mad:

ahaha good one!
hes a legend though:laugh:


chitty chitty bang bang we love you!:laugh:
:thumbs: "I need sumbody to luv!"

lmao :laugh:

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Callum
I've got another Cilla Black for saying too many of "Suprise, suprise!" :nono:


that life insurance advert she does get right on my tits:mad:


'whats ya name and were dya come from!'

[Tom]

Her who used to present 60 Minute Makeover, Clare something

[Callum]

One I forgot and she's in need of one big time... Julie Chen.

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Tom
Her who used to present 60 Minute Makeover, Clare something


sweeny


not as annoying as terry dwyer who does it now:mad:

[Callum]

Originally posted by Tom
Her who used to present 60 Minute Makeover, Clare something
Ahhhh Clare Sweeny, she needs one.

[Sam1994]

Originally posted by Callum
One I forgot and she's in need of one big time... Julie Chen.

But she's a robot. She'd kill you.

[Tom]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
Originally posted by Callum
I've got another Cilla Black for saying too many of "Suprise, suprise!" :nono:


that life insurance advert she does get right on my tits:mad:


'whats you name and were dya come from!'

Speaking of adverts Carol Vorderman, there was a time when she was on every advert going and this dead ringers thing just about sums her up


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUVUaUDvHPs

[Callum]

Anne Robinson could do with a slap mind you.

[Matt]

Originally posted by Callum
One I forgot and she's in need of one big time... Julie Chen.

:shocked:

You don't mess with the Chenbot!

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by supernoodles!
Originally posted by Callum
I've got another Cilla Black for saying too many of "Suprise, suprise!" :nono:


that life insurance advert she does get right on my tits:mad:


'whats you name and were dya come from!'

Speaking of adverts Carol Vorderman, there was a time when she was on every advert going and this dead ringers thing just about sums her up


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUVUaUDvHPs

haha

argh shes so annoying!
she thinks shes flippin perfect with her low cholestrol and detoxing lark!

yes you loser:rolleyes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8154yI13a-o

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Callum
Anne Robinson could do with a slap mind you.

agreed again callum

[Callum]

LMAO at the Carole Vorderman advert
this woman is in so need of a slap... Gloria Hunniford.
http://i33.tinypic.com/sg7apw.jpg

[Gemmer-x]

oooh Gillian Mckeith needs one for the fact she has her 'perfect poo' framed on her wall

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Gemmer-x
oooh Gillian Mckeith needs one for the fact she has her 'perfect poo' framed on her wall


why would we want to eat bird seed and rabbit food if it ment we would end up looking like her she looks like shes been hit by a bus

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Callum
I've got another Cilla Black for saying too many of "Suprise, suprise!" :nono:


saying that though i did enjoy that song she used to sing

'life is full,full of surprises!!`:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[MrGaryy]

Nikki whats her name who presents 10 Years Younger

[melanie]

Everyone from the Hills, especially Heidi and her boyfriend.

[Chemicle]

more to the list lol.

Abbie from eastenders - she is such a drama queen and a spoilt little ****.
Ben from eastenders - also a drama queen.
The kid off the oreos advert - something about him makes me want to smash my head off the wall and check myself into a psychiatric hospital:puzzled:

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by melanie
Everyone from the Hills, especially Heidi and her boyfriend.


yeh but he is fit
spencer:lovedup:

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Chemicle
more to the list lol.

Abbie from eastenders - she is such a drama queen and a spoilt little ****.
Ben from eastenders - also a drama queen.
The kid off the oreos advert - something about him makes me want to smash my head off the wall and check myself into a psychiatric hospital:puzzled:

:bawling:aww i think abbies sweet and a good actress:bigsmile:

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Gazbo
Nikki whats her name who presents 10 Years Younger


hambleton jones:hugesmile:and yeh she is:yuk:

[Tom]

Gok Wan

[Callum]

I would lurveee to slap Lauren Conrad. Also I'd like to slap Betty from Emmerdale.

[Benjamin]

Kerry Catona!!! That Iceland ad she is in wonds me up so much! She is such a shite "celebrity".

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by melanie
Everyone from the Hills, especially Heidi and her boyfriend.

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: HATE them!

[supernoodles!]

id like to slap everyone in emmerdale and hollyoaks:yuk:and most people from corrie

[Callum]

I'd also love to slap Sarah Silverman.

[melanie]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
Originally posted by melanie
Everyone from the Hills, especially Heidi and her boyfriend.


yeh but he is fit
spencer:lovedup:

:shocked:

He looks plastic!

[supernoodles!]

ha i know what you mean and his smile is kinda freaky sometimes,but he is cute occasionaly

[Callum]

The worst one on the Hills in Whitney! :mad:

[supernoodles!]

aww no whitney is sweet but way too thin

[Callum]

The mother of the Cheeky Girls is in need of a slap.

[melanie]

Whitney is the only one I can stand, everyone else is just attention seeking drama queens.

[supernoodles!]

i like lauren and whitney best not keen on spencers sister :yuk: