Alan Carr: Tooth Fairy Live

[Riz]

On At 10 Channel4.

Anyone going to be watching?

I <3 Alan He is Hilarious!!!!!!

[Marc]

I've got it on DVD.. its brilliant!!!!!!!!!

[Axiom]

I'll be watching :P

[MarkWaldorf]

I am! I want BB to end so it can come on!

[Riz]

I know.. ive seen it before but it is def worth watching again..

PS. Fa*got with a home lol..

[Firewire]

So going to watch.

[Spike]

I will be watching
Love the DVD, it still make me laugh all the way through even though I have watched it alot

[Hugo]

I'm gonna watch.

[Riz]

He is so hilarious watch out for the Big Issue joke it cracks me up everytime because theres a woman outside my uni bus stop that sells them haha.

[MarkWaldorf]

I havent seen it yet

[Axiom]

Everything he does makes me laugh :laugh2:

[Spike]

Its the only stand up I have seen where I have laughed at everything throughout. It will be cut down so if you enjoy it buy the DVD

[Jen]

Alan :lovedup:

[Hugo]

Nothing will beat Peter Kay at Blackpool Tower that was the funniest tv hour of my life.

[Sarah.]

I'll watch it.

[Jen]

JLC Voice over :P

[Lauren]

Looooove him.

[Marc]

Yellow women at the back like :hello:

[Hugo]

LOL

[Spike]

I wonder if its true about the woman asking for a kidney

[Sarah.]

LMFAO this is hilarious.

[Spike]

My mum is the same
She has Mr pin in her phone book :laugh:

[Marc]

Mr. Pin! LMFAO!

[Jen]

Mr Pin... :P

[Daniel__]

I have got this on DVD

its fantastic :dance:

[Daniel__]

are you alright maddom?

[Spike]

That woman laughing always cracks me up

[Jen]

A break ALREADY...

[Sarah.]

LMAO at that woman laughing.

[Riz]

lol.. You're taking the piss now lol

[Marc]

Originally posted by Spike
That woman laughing always cracks me up

you have this on DVD spike? :bigsmile: me too!

[Hugo]

Well nothing compared to Joan Rivers or Peter Kay Live but its ok so far.

[Axiom]

It's not bad atm...hope it gets better

[Riz]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
A break ALREADY...

I know rite..:puzzled:

[Spike]

Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by Spike
That woman laughing always cracks me up

you have this on DVD spike? :bigsmile: me too!

yeah it my favourite DVD, still make me laugh

[Jen]

Originally posted by Riz
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
A break ALREADY...

I know rite..:puzzled:

I love the Guinness Advert though :)

[Spike]

It does get better, the opening is far from the best

[Marc]

Originally posted by Spike
Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by Spike
That woman laughing always cracks me up

you have this on DVD spike? :bigsmile: me too!

yeah it my favourite DVD, still make me laugh

I brought it for my sister at Xmas.... its now my DVD lol basically brought it for myself :joker:

[Adamw92]

of course it will get better, Alan Carr is hilarious!

[Hugo]

I love this Betty advert :lovedup:

[Hugo]

ew lmao

[Jen]

Lost a finger.. LMFAO

[Hugo]

LOL!

[Hugo]

LMFFFFFAOOOOOO! cuming or recieving a fax!

[Jen]

Originally posted by tooperfect
LMFFFFFAOOOOOO! cuming or recieving a fax!

BRILLIANT!

LOL :laugh2:

[Christina]

I love him hense my tagline x

[Spike]

I'm not judging her but shes a slag
LMAO

[Tom]

LOL sex with a Manc accent :joker::joker::joker:

[Riz]

Originally posted by tooperfect
I love this Betty advert :lovedup:

Me to.

[Christina]

LMAOOO, this is so good x

[Sarah.]

'jump over the fence'
you bitch

LMFAO.

[Hugo]

LOL Morning!

[Jen]

If Alan wasn't gay...

:wink::whistle:

[MarkWaldorf]

LOVE this chicken one

[Hugo]

LOG FLUME!!!!!!1 :laugh:

[Sarah.]

in the good old days they used to die

LOL.

[Spike]

"in the good old days they just used to die"
LMAO

[Loukas]

He is amazing!! Hilarious! I just want to give him a BIG hug!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Riz]

lmao... how do you turn this of .. with this knife..!

[Hugo]

Pierced Clitoris ew LOL

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Riz
lmao... how do you turn this of .. with this knife..!

LOL

[Loukas]

LMFAO! Genius!! :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

[Spike]

"people think im dogging and I can't afford a car"
Can't stop laughing at that

[Hugo]

Thats a car boot sale lmao

[Christina]

He repeats some of his jokes but there still just as funny x

[Jen]

Shagging in a field....

HAHAHA

[Riz]

OMG lol.. I asked for a magnum! hahah

[Spike]

"I asked for a Magnum"
Thats my favourite line in the whole DVD, just cracks me up

[Axiom]

Nothing's made me laugh out yet :shrug:

[Riz]

Omg haha the 3 joke once you get a signal lol.

[Loukas]

LMFAO! He's so right about 3 Moblie. :laugh2:

[Hugo]

Chasing a snake round the office LMFAOOO

[Sarah.]

a magnum LOL.

[Jen]

Originally posted by horcrux92
Nothing's made me laugh out yet :shrug:

How?
Not even, "I don't know whether shes cumming or sending a fax"

[Riz]

lol.. im the only one that cant afford a body guard! lollllll

[Sarah.]

TK Maxx LOL

[Hugo]

LMFAO at TK Maxx

[Axiom]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by horcrux92
Nothing's made me laugh out yet :shrug:

How?
Not even, "I don't know whether shes cumming or sending a fax"

Actually that did...and the riverdance one just now :laugh: But I think he's better on TSP with Justin because he has somebody to bounce off (no pun intended) to make jokes.

[Christina]

LMAO he thought he was dead after he answered the phone :bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile: x

[Hugo]

LMFAO
'**** off!'

[Sarah.]

The way he said '**** off' LMAO.

[Jen]

Originally posted by horcrux92
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by horcrux92
Nothing's made me laugh out yet :shrug:

How?
Not even, "I don't know whether shes cumming or sending a fax"

Actually that did...and the riverdance one just now :laugh: But I think he's better on TSP with Justin because he has somebody to bounce off (no pun intended) to make jokes.

LMAO Bounce off... :P

Yeah JLC = LEGEND!

[Christina]

LMAOOOOO opening the cubord and asking for a size 6 haha x

[Christina]

'What amma like'
Haha x

[Jen]

Poney :P

HAHAHA

[Sarah.]

Dixon's with a pony

ROFL i loved that.

[Willz]

"As if i'm going to come out of Dixons with a pony hehe what am I like"

Haha!!

[Riz]

Lmao i wasnt deaf but its nice to have the full set omg hahaha

[Hugo]

Wasn't deaf but it's nice to have a full set! LOL

[JOSHUAH!]

"Framing a hemoroide"
ROFLL!

[Axiom]

Framing a hemmeroid lmao!

[Hugo]

Put the on a chain :bigsmile:

[Jen]

Originally posted by horcrux92
Framing a hemmeroid lmao!

You enjoying it now :D

:thumbs:

[Riz]

:O gabrielle lmao..

[Hugo]

Another break :sad:

[Jen]

Originally posted by tooperfect
Another break :sad:

I know... its frustrating... LOL

[DamonJ]

I got it on DVD, fuggles. :thumbs2:

[Riz]

This is on youtube btw.. lol

[Axiom]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by horcrux92
Framing a hemmeroid lmao!

You enjoying it now :D

:thumbs:

Yep, starting to get into it lol! :laugh:

[Jen]

I love that Club orange advert...

[Riz]

Woooop Desperate Housewives..

[Hugo]

Love the DH ad.

[Benjamin]

I used to hate alan carr, but he is HILARIOUS. I been crying with laughter so much, I even choked on my tuna pasta from laughing too much.

[Hugo]

LMFAO

[Jen]

Mischelle Mc Manus.. LMFAO

[Hugo]

Her fanny exorcised!

[Hugo]

LOL aww...

[Riz]

Omg i cant wait for you lot to hear the big issue joke!

[Marc]

we're the best!! reah!!

[DamonJ]

****** with a home... :laugh:

[Riz]

Lmao with me dad "you couldnt score" lol

[Riz]

Originally posted by DamonJ
****** with a home... :laugh:

Lmao <3..

[Jen]

Cut out of a hulla hoop ...... LMAOO

[Hugo]

LMFAOOOOOO!!!! The hoola hoop joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hugo]

The hoola hoop joke was the best =P

[Jen]

"Backs against the wall its Alan Carr"

[Hugo]

Please be a freak!!!!

[DamonJ]

So is this the first time y'all are seeing this? :shocked:
"It was like a panic room with a kettle"
"Quick, it's gonna blow! Behind this pump"

:tongue:

[Sarah.]

Please be a freakk

lmfaoooo.

[Riz]

Lol teachers would say we got a new boy joining.. pls be a freak please be a freak!

[Hugo]

LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jen]

Can you go to the toilet... LOLOLOOLL

[Axiom]

LMFAO at Carr pretendinvg to pick up shortass

[Spike]

Lidl range :laugh:

[Sarah.]

LMAO Lidl range.

[Jen]

"Put it on my spike and run!" LMAOLOLOL

[Marc]

"run faster run faster"

[Hugo]

an egg on a spoon :laugh2:

[Sarah.]

overtaken by an english person with an egg on a spoon

L M A O.

[Ninastar]

He is So funny lmao

[Very_Nayce]

I despise Friday Night/Sunday Night project but decided to give Alan's stand up a bash tonight anyway...

...wrong move!

This man went to the Graham Norton school of comedy. Step one, say something offensive. Step two, insert gay innuendo. Repeat forever. I gave the guy thirty minuets of my life, but good lord. What a load of crap.

Comedy for the scene kid generation!

[Hugo]

I can show you through expessive dance :laugh:

[Jen]

Originally posted by Very_Nayce
I despise Friday Night/Sunday Night project but decided to give Alan's stand up a bash tonight anyway...

...wrong move!

This man went to the Graham Norton school of comedy. Step one, say something offensive. Step two, insert gay innuendo. Repeat forever. I gave the guy thirty minuets of my life, but good lord. What a load of c**p.

Comedy for the scene kid generation!


If you don't say something nice, don't say anything at all.... Thankyou.

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAOOO

[Ninastar]

aww lmao expressive dance!!
Its like ben mitchell!
:tongue:

[Hugo]

LMAO 2, but can you do this

[Fom]

Only took him a while to insult my life haha :dance:

[Hugo]

Dame Sheila XD

[Sarah.]

LMFAO

[Very_Nayce]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Very_Nayce
I despise Friday Night/Sunday Night project but decided to give Alan's stand up a bash tonight anyway...

...wrong move!

This man went to the Graham Norton school of comedy. Step one, say something offensive. Step two, insert gay innuendo. Repeat forever. I gave the guy thirty minuets of my life, but good lord. What a load of c**p.

Comedy for the scene kid generation!


If you don't say something nice, don't say anything at all.... Thankyou.
So is disliking Alan Carr banned from TiBB? Jesus. I gave my opinion on the show, in a thread about the show. Sorry we all dont agree. But I find him crap. I tried. But to no avail. I still find him crap.

[Sarah.]

then i realised it was a mirror :laugh::laugh:

[Ninastar]

He would have a chance with ME!!!!

[Axiom]

Lmao rolling under men!

[Hugo]

Rolling under men when they're doing press ups =D

[Jen]

Originally posted by Very_Nayce
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Very_Nayce
I despise Friday Night/Sunday Night project but decided to give Alan's stand up a bash tonight anyway...

...wrong move!

This man went to the Graham Norton school of comedy. Step one, say something offensive. Step two, insert gay innuendo. Repeat forever. I gave the guy thirty minuets of my life, but good lord. What a load of c**p.

Comedy for the scene kid generation!


If you don't say something nice, don't say anything at all.... Thankyou.
So is disliking Alan Carr banned from TiBB? Jesus. I gave my opinion on the show, in a thread about the show. Sorry we all dont agree. But I find him c**p. I tried. But to no avail. I still find him c**p.

This is obv a thread of people who are enjoying his brilliant show...you are just bringing it down....end of conversation.

[Jen]

JLC <3

[MarkWaldorf]

LMFAO

[Hugo]

LMFAOOOO at the AIDS thing...

[Sarah.]

if anyone here's got aids.. turn them off

omg LMFAO

[Jen]

Sharks do the funniest things.... LOL

[Hugo]

Sharks do the funniest things.......:laugh:

[Very_Nayce]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Very_Nayce
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Very_Nayce
I despise Friday Night/Sunday Night project but decided to give Alan's stand up a bash tonight anyway...

...wrong move!

This man went to the Graham Norton school of comedy. Step one, say something offensive. Step two, insert gay innuendo. Repeat forever. I gave the guy thirty minuets of my life, but good lord. What a load of c**p.

Comedy for the scene kid generation!


If you don't say something nice, don't say anything at all.... Thankyou.
So is disliking Alan Carr banned from TiBB? Jesus. I gave my opinion on the show, in a thread about the show. Sorry we all dont agree. But I find him c**p. I tried. But to no avail. I still find him c**p.

This is obv a thread of people who are enjoying his brilliant show...you are just bringing it down....end of conversation.
No, it is a thread where we can discuss the show. I gave my verdict. It was crap. This is not a one way, facist ''Kiss Alan Carr's ass thread''. Had it been, I would not have posted. So yeah. Go bother somebody else.

[Jen]

This is brilliant...

Alan:lovedup:

[Marc]

"netttttts?!!"

[Spike]

Not so big with your teeth now
LMAO. Funniest show ever

[Jen]

DAVE: The Bar Man..... God I hate that advert LOL

[Lauren]

Yeah, this thread is just about the show in general. People don't have to like it.

That being said, I do like it.

[Hugo]

I hate clean and clear adverts their voices are so out of sync.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by tooperfect
I hate clean and clear adverts their voices are so out of sync.

I was about to say this. Her mouth literally just moves completely different to the words being said, haha - they could at least make it look real.

OMG BB advert. 'Citing.

[Hugo]

Davina :lovedup:

[Spike]

I love this Tesco story, its one of the best parts of the show

[Hugo]

LMAO Tesco ghetto.

[Sarah.]

pack your own bags mother****er LOL!!

[Very_Nayce]

Originally posted by tooperfect
I hate clean and clear adverts their voices are so out of sync.
Ditto. Those type of adverts always bothered me. Why bother lip synching is its going to be rubbish?

[Hugo]

are you a pirate................................:laugh:

[Spike]

I would run out with a trolly full lol

[DamonJ]

I was Surpin Tajajjity for three weeks :laugh:

[Hugo]

That trolley thing was so funny.

[Hugo]

behind this pump! LOL

[Hugo]

Oh that was great :bouncy: I hope he does anothe stand up tour

[DamonJ]

haha I'm gonna make some Alan Carr icons & animations for you all to use tomorrow :hug:

[Sarah.]

LOL!!

[pinkmichk]

:joker: absolutly hilarious

[officialleafan]

I turned over t see someone running out :shocked:

What just happened? :s

[Hugo]

Hillarious :colour:

[Spike]

That was brilliant.
Funniest man around, hope he does another tour I want to go

[Sarah.]

Lmao that was brilliant. I wanna see him live!

[Hugo]

Originally posted by officialleafan
I turned over t see someone running out :shocked:

What just happened? :s

Someone was leaving before it was over and Alan was calling security so he ran out