The TIBB Star

[Tom4784]

In this thread you gotta make up a headline and a very short story about the person above BUT it has to be done in the style of the Daily star.

So before you get typing remember your romp quota, be sure to mention BB every other word and the cardinal rule is that you must post nothing but LIES!

[Tom4784]

I realise it sounds a bit unclear so I'll give an example. For instance

ELIMINATION STAR DEZZY IN AFFAIR FIX SHOCKER!!!

It's been revealed that Elimination contestant Dezzy has avoided the chop by romping with key contestants and the eliminator himself. A source tells us 'It happens almost nightly, the eliminator thinks it's going to be controversial but Dezzy's saucy secret romps will sure be a ratings winner.

^That was crap but it'll do as an example.

[Scarlett.]

Dezzy and Angiebabe in affair shocker
http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/01/23/flying_car_one.jpg


Google images revealed today that Dezzy's car was parked outside
the Fish and Duck, Angies local pub
A source says "Its true what you say"


Reporter: David Chew

[LemonJam]

Dezzy admits to cucumber fetish!

Dezzy McDezzington, 18 of Westmidlands has admitted that he can never feel good without sniffing a cucumber at night. Doctors say he has a huge condition of "Shethelikescucumberssux2bhim" syndrome, which can only be cured by sex with Barbara Bush. Although this disease is deadly, Dezzy says "Lol, wtf? I'll never go that low."

[SiaSiaSia]

CHEWY BIT OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW


Chewy was seen last night, at 10pm, eating a dog bone, whilst barking. Barking Mad, maybe?

[Tom4784]

SIA IN BRAWL SHOCKER

After meeting her idols, the milk cartons from that Blur Video, TIBB Starlet got into a brawl with another fan as she was offended that the fan accused the female carton of having skinnedmilkorexia. A source told us 'She was angrier then Naomi Campbell in Heathrow she tore the stage apart as she bayed for the fan's blood'. More on this case as it develops.

[Scarlett.]

Haha, that would be awesome!

[gavinh2008]

DEZZY DIZZY

Dezzy, Elimination star, was seen outside a nightclub stoned as ******.

Reported: Not Gavinh2008

[Scarlett.]

Magic is shoe shocker

Magic, presenter of TiBB's Gameshow marathon
Has been involved in a SHOE SEX shocker
Sources say "TiBB is shocked by this"
and it is belived his presenter job is in danger.

[andyman]

TiBB member in orgy scandal!
******************


:whistle: D'OH! past deadline :bawling:

[Tom4784]

CHEWY IN WEATHERFIELD BREAKDOWN SHOCKER

After winning a chance to visit the set of Coronation street, TIBB soapstar Superstar Chewy broke down in a fit of happy tears as he met 'Teh Stape' A souce tells us 'Chewy was bowing at Stape's feet, weeping happily while showing him the picture of Stape he always carries around in his pocket'.

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Dezzy
CHEWY IN WEATHERFIELD BREAKDOWN SHOCKER

After winning a chance to visit the set of Coronation street, TIBB soapstar Superstar Chewy broke down in a fit of happy tears as he met 'Teh Stape' A souce tells us 'Chewy was bowing at Stape's feet, weeping happily while showing him the picture of Stape he always carries around in his pocket'. Yeah, I usually say its my dead wife that died 3 years ago, and ask if people have seen her

[Loukas]

Elimination star, Gavin stalks Disney stars!!

Gavin, star of TiBB's hit show elimination, was spotted outside the hotel of the stars of the new Disney channel movie, The Cheetah Girls 3. He was spotted at 2am looking threw garbage. Sabrina, a member of the Cheetah Girls had this to say, "He follows us everywhere! Screaming our names, a right stalker. He once screamed out, ' I wanna have your babies get seriously like crazy, i wanna have your babies, see them springing out like daisys.' Cheetah girls 3 comes out later this year.

[Scarlett.]

Dezzy in god birthing shocker!

Dezzy is suspected to have had an ORGY with god
He was pregnant until he aborted it with a red liquid

[gavinh2008]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Elimination star, Gavin stalks Disney stars!!

Gavin, star of TiBB's hit show elimination, was spotted outside the hotel of the stars of the new Disney channel movie, The Cheetah Girls 3. He was spotted at 2am looking threw garbage. Sabrina, a member of the Cheetah Girls had this to say, "He follows us everywhere! Screaming our names, a right stalker. He once screamed out, ' I want to have your babies get seriously like crazy, i want to have your babies, see them springing out like daisys.' Cheetah girls 3 comes out later this year.

ahahaha oh my god that was brilliant haha

[gavinh2008]

LOOK OUT, HERE COMES DOUBLETROUBLE

The latest evictee of Elimination was recently seen clubbing hard with Michael Jackson and The Queen last night in The Queen's Legs, a public bar situated deep in the crack of home.

[Loukas]

Originally posted by gavinh2008
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Elimination star, Gavin stalks Disney stars!!

Gavin, star of TiBB's hit show elimination, was spotted outside the hotel of the stars of the new Disney channel movie, The Cheetah Girls 3. He was spotted at 2am looking threw garbage. Sabrina, a member of the Cheetah Girls had this to say, "He follows us everywhere! Screaming our names, a right stalker. He once screamed out, ' I want to have your babies get seriously like crazy, i want to have your babies, see them springing out like daisys.' Cheetah girls 3 comes out later this year.

ahahaha oh my god that was brilliant haha

Well thank you :) :joker: :tongue: :blush2:

[Arneldo]

EXCLUSIVE: MODEL STEAMY SEX SHOCKER


The new cycle of ht TiBB game 'Tibbs Next Top Model' came under fire last night after our source revealed that two of the wannabe models were getting a bit too close for comfort.

The models, who are all living in the 'Models Mansion' preening and pampering themselves for next weeks live launch, were said to be "shocked" when one model walked in on two of the contestants "romping" in the pool.

Our source said: "They were going at it like rabbits..". They added "A friends of my cousins neighbours' auntie's mates ex-husband works for show, and he said it was so steamy his glasses fogged up!"

(add random photo of Danielle Lyod here)

A spokesperson for the game said last night: "We have no idea what you are talking about. There is NO mansion! Jeez...it's internet game!"

However, it is believed the producers are now in crisis meetings to sort the situation out.

(add random photo of BB9's Stephanie here)

Daily Star can also exclusivly reveal that BB babe, Chanelle, will be taking part in the game. The sexy Chan' said "..yeh.." when asked a question.

TiBB's Next Top Model: Cycle 4 launches Sept. 5th on TiBB!

[gavinh2008]

Originally posted by Arneldo
EXCLUSIVE: MODEL STEAMY SEX SHOCKER


The new cycle of ht TiBB game 'Tibbs Next Top Model' came under fire last night after our source revealed that two of the wannabe models were getting a bit too close for comfort.

The models, who are all living in the 'Models Mansion' preening and pampering themselves for next weeks live launch, were said to be "shocked" when one model walked in on two of the contestants "romping" in the pool.

Our source said: "They were going at it like rabbits..". They added "A friends of my cousins neighbours' auntie's mates ex-husband works for show, and he said it was so steamy his glasses fogged up!"

(add random photo of Danielle Lyod here)

A spokesperson for the game said last night: "We have no idea what you are talking about. There is NO mansion! Jeez...it's internet game!"

However, it is believed the producers are now in crisis meetings to sort the situation out.

(add random photo of BB9's Stephanie here)

Daily Star can also exclusivly reveal that BB babe, Chanelle, will be taking part in the game. The sexy Chan' said "..yeh.." when asked a question.

TiBB's Next Top Model: Cycle 4 launches Sept. 5th on TiBB!

Oh wow you should be the real Daily Star writer, it sounds so real

[Loukas]

Elimination's Gavin Marries Wax Work!!

Yesterday we reported local Stalker Gavin stalking The Cheetah Girls, today he has taken it to the next level, Gavin spent £2500 to make a life size wax work of Sabrina from the Cheetah Girls! If thats not bad enough he is having a VEGES WEDDING! The couple get wed next week.

[gavinh2008]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Elimination's Gavin Marries Wax Work!!

Yesterday we reported local Stalker Gavin stalking The Cheetah Girls, today he has taken it to the next level, Gavin spent £2500 to make a life size wax work of Sabrina from the Cheetah Girls! If thats not bad enough he is having a VEGES WEDDING! The couple get wed next week.

oh my god lol sabrina is actually one of my fav cheetah girls, i love her dancing lol

[Loukas]

Originally posted by gavinh2008
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Elimination's Gavin Marries Wax Work!!

Yesterday we reported local Stalker Gavin stalking The Cheetah Girls, today he has taken it to the next level, Gavin spent £2500 to make a life size wax work of Sabrina from the Cheetah Girls! If thats not bad enough he is having a VEGES WEDDING! The couple get wed next week.

oh my god lol sabrina is actually one of my fav cheetah girls, i love her dancing lol


LOL! She is amazing... Your not going to like where this story is going next.. :tongue:

[gavinh2008]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by gavinh2008
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Elimination's Gavin Marries Wax Work!!

Yesterday we reported local Stalker Gavin stalking The Cheetah Girls, today he has taken it to the next level, Gavin spent £2500 to make a life size wax work of Sabrina from the Cheetah Girls! If thats not bad enough he is having a VEGES WEDDING! The couple get wed next week.

oh my god lol sabrina is actually one of my fav cheetah girls, i love her dancing lol


LOL! She is amazing... Your not going to like where this story is going next.. :tongue:

Bollocks lol

[Loukas]

The CHEATER girl MELTS in possible murder!?

They have been married 2 hours, Gavin and Waxtina seamed a great couple, He would talk and she would listen. But things are not going well for this years up coming IT couple. According to reports that The TiBB Star has stolen off The Sun. Gavin went downstairs, of the 2 star hotel the 'happy' couple were staying in downtown Las Vegas, to get a celebration drink. Gavin came back minutes later to find Waxtina having sex with the hotel manager! The manager ran out of the room with only the £1 aftershave he got down at the market.

The manager had this to say, "She wasn't no Pamala Anderson but i haven't had sex in 30 years so i wanted anything. I walked in to congratulate the lucky couple. When he legs open up like an automatic door. I guess i won the jackpot.

Gavin grabbed naked Waxtina in rage, and locked her on the balcony for a wopping 9 hours and went to bed. Not the honeymoon that we expected here at the star. Things went from bad to worse for the IT couple. When Gavin woke up in the morning he made a gruesome discovery, Waxtina had melted into a puddle of wax. Gavin called 911 and handed himself in. Police rushed to the scene but did not charge young gavin because Waxtina was not human.

Life in Veges EY!?!



:bigsmile:

[Tom]

Tomorrows front page:

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[Sam]

Transexual and Swingers sign up for TiBB Apprentice

The future of the second series of virtual forum game TiBB Apprentice is in doubt as 5,000 forum members have complained after learning that two swingers and a transexual nun have signed up for the show.

Nicky Chew, 35 and Chewy Chew, 16 are reportedly in the line up, The TiBB Star can confirm. The Chew's are well known in Yorkshire for their swinger like anticts and already prove unpopular with the Emmerdale cast, after disrupting filming many times.

Joining them is Damon, 48, a transexual nun who has also made the final ten. Many forum members have noted that a lot of children use this forum, and think that better role models should be on the show.

Forum owner Mark denfended the show's decision, commenting "TiBB Apprentice is a great show which proves popular with all forum members. What Nicky, Chewy and Damon get up to in their own time is their own decision and we should not discrimintate."

Also expected to complete the line up is Ann, who mysteriously dissapeared from the forum earlier this year, but has apparently been tempted back with a huge figure pay.

TiBB Apprentice already came under fire with the decision to axe Sam as the main host, after The TiBB Star exposed him as a drug addict, filming him and series 1 contestant Ruth*Star getting up to no good.

New host Matt said: "The producers know what they are doing and know how to make a good show..". He added "As long as the contestants are interesting and worthy of a job as administrator, it doesn't matter who they are."

The TiBB Star also exposed the show earlier this month, claiming the real winner would only win a job at bbspy, a website created by host Matt. He refused to comment on this.

TiBB Apprentice starts very soon.

[Nicky.]

Lol - Nicky Chew xD

Legendary!

But these are supposed to be lies :whistle: xD

[DamonJ]

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[Annie]

Another Demon for Damon

DamonJ has discovered that he has got yet ANOTHER STD from diving in to an orgy that took place last weekend.

The regular visitor to his local GUM clinic has found out that another shot of Chlamydia came his way and is currently being treated with anti biotics.

Nurse Annie, advised DamonJ that he would not be able to have sexy times in 2 whole weeks and that he should maybe consider using condoms before he gets anything worse.

[Tom]

Originally posted by DamonJ
http://i37.tinypic.com/16j35gi.png

Copycat :tongue:

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by DamonJ
http://i37.tinypic.com/16j35gi.png

Copycat :tongue:

I didn't copy
I simply adapted from your idea. :tongue:

[Conzors]

Nicky and Chewys Secret Wedding!.

Yes thats right.

Nicky and Chewy have flown to vages to do another peaches. They got mariied.... VAGES STYLE!.

After Nicky dissapointly chose David Chews last name.

She will now be known as Mrs Chew. An unfortunalte last name. but atleast you can say theyre in love.

I wonder what their kids will look like.

Eurgh.

JOKE.

Stick with TiBB Star for the latest!

[Sam]

Originally posted by DamonJ
http://i37.tinypic.com/16j35gi.png

That is amazing! Shame i'm not in it! :mad: :tongue: haha.

[Shaun]

...you what? :|

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Conzors
Nicky and Chewys Secret Wedding!.

Yes thats right.

Nicky and Chewy have flown to vages to do another peaches. They got mariied.... VAGES STYLE!.

After Nicky dissapointly chose David Chews last name.

She will now be known as Mrs Chew. An unfortunalte last name. but atleast you can say theyre in love.

I wonder what their kids will look like.

Eurgh.

JOKE.

Stick with TiBB Star for the latest!

i had a primary school called mrs chew and her first name was penny:laugh:as in the 1p penny chews you used to get in mix ups ,also i was in a class with a girl whos second name was stonehouse and her first name was Iona

just thought id share that random info with you all ,im sure you`ll sleep tonight now:joker:

[Nicky.]

Isnt Chewy my twin ? xD

:banana:


and the story will be heart warming Damon xD x

[Tom4784]

NICKY FACES HEARTBREAK AFTER LOVER IS CAUGHT IN A BISEXUAL ORGY WITH 7 UNDERWEAR MODELS SHOCKER!

In a shocking turn of events, TIBB presenter Sam has been caught romping with 7 different models at the same time. We tried to get a statement from Sam but he's representative DamonJ had this to say 'So what if he was involved in an orgy? It was well good' After this comment Sam sensationally sacked DamonJ (His exclusive 'Sam pimped me out for bling and cocaine, I romped with stars for spare change and I've impregnated over a 1000 women' in tomorow's star). Nicky was unavailable for comment but she been spotted wandering around London wearing a ripped wedding dress wailing loudly. More importantly she was not wearing her ring. Her publicist was unavailable for a comment.

[Sam]

Originally posted by Dezzy
NICKY FACES HEARTBREAK AFTER LOVER IS CAUGHT IN A BISEXUAL ORGY WITH 7 UNDERWEAR MODELS SHOCKER!

In a shocking turn of events, TIBB presenter Sam has been caught romping with 7 different models at the same time. We tried to get a statement from Sam but he's representative DamonJ had this to say 'So what if he was involved in an orgy? It was well good' After this comment Sam sensationally sacked DamonJ (His exclusive 'Sam pimped me out for bling and cocaine, I romped with stars for spare change and I've impregnated over a 1000 women' in tomorow's star). Nicky was unavailable for comment but she been spotted wandering around London wearing a ripped wedding dress wailing loudly. More importantly she was not wearing her ring. Her publicist was unavailable for a comment.

7 underwear models? How Dare You.

I'm CERTAIN it was more. :tongue:

[Scarlett.]

Lol me and Nicky are a pair of swingers who just got secretly married.....? :laugh3:


Keep it up guys XD

[Tom4784]

CHEWY MARRIES WEEPING BRIDE, GOES ON HONEYMOON AND IS SEEKING DIVORCE AFTER 5 HOURS SHOCKER!

In what must be a record Chewy is divorcing new wailing bride Nicky after discorvering a shrine to her previous husband Sam in the wardrobe at the hotel. After discovering the shrine of hair clothes and used tissues Chewy confronted wailing bride Nicky and handed her the divorce papers.

Both partie's publicists have refused to comment on this situation. Wailing bride Nicky left TIBB host Sam after discovering that he had cheated on her in a bisexual orgy with 7 underwear models. Since the news broke out Sam has spoken out offended about the number claiming that there was a lot more then that. When will Sam's romping ways end?

[Scarlett.]

I hope I get the Mansion

[Nicky.]

Originally posted by Chewy
Lol me and Nicky are a pair of swingers who just got secretly married.....? :laugh3:


Keep it up guys XD

Lol - everytime I come on Im either heartbroken, got aids, a swinger married to Chewy ..

Keep em comin' xD

[Scarlett.]

Wait.... I hope we didnt.......

OH ****!

OH ****!

I might have AIDs

OH ****!

[Jen]

God I love reading this thread :D

[Tom4784]

CHEWY LOSES DIVORCE BATTLE IN UNDER 5 MINUTES SCANDAL

After handing Nicky the divorce papers 5 minutes ago, Chewy has divorced Nicky unsuccessfully and has losed the manion, the jet and their dog (Named Alfie). He however will keep his job as a Corrie actor (Official name: Man drinking at bar). In order to decide who would get what in the split, they decided to battle each other live on Sky One in a game of Gladiators. After winning, Wailing Bride Nicky has gone on Holiday to spain and has married a rich playboy named Roderico D'Lassio. Ex husband TIBB host Sam is said to be jealous of Wailing Bride Nicky's new Husband.

[Nicky.]

Originally posted by Chewy
Wait.... I hope we didnt.......

OH ****!

OH ****!

I might have AIDs

OH ****!

Dw.. the star wrote it :)

You're fine, dont worry :wink: xD

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by Nickyy
Originally posted by Chewy
Lol me and Nicky are a pair of swingers who just got secretly married.....? :laugh3:


Keep it up guys XD

Lol - everytime I come on Im either heartbroken, got aids, a swinger married to Chewy ..

Keep em comin' xD

Don't forget your official TIBB Star title of 'Wailing Bride'

[Nicky.]

Aww :sad:

Im sorry Sam xD

[Scarlett.]

Dammit! Alife, Mansion, jet......

But yay! I still have my job!

[Nicky.]

Originally posted by Dezzy
Originally posted by Nickyy
Originally posted by Chewy
Lol me and Nicky are a pair of swingers who just got secretly married.....? :laugh3:


Keep it up guys XD

Lol - everytime I come on Im either heartbroken, got aids, a swinger married to Chewy ..

Keep em comin' xD

Don't forget your official TIBB Star title of 'Wailing Bride'

I hadnt read it when I wrote that xD

This is getting worse and worse xD lol x

[Noel]

DEZZY FINDS IT "HARD" TO SLEEP AT NIGHT

Dezzy, infamous for his role in the game show, Elimination, has admitted to experiencing late night erections. A close source to the TiBB member told us of his pesty mightnight arousals, and how it distracts him from his beauty sleep.

"It's just becoming too much for him. At first, he thought it was because of all the viagra he has been taking, but he stopped a few months ago and it is still happening very frequently."

"He is a tired wreck in the mornings now. Deprived of sleep, he can be a bit grumpy."

Dezzy has been advised by friends to see a physical therapist or even try hypnotism to cure him of the embarrassing annoyances, but one friend had an alternative approach in mind.

"We all know what we do when this type of thing happens. Maybe Dezzy should try it."

[Tom4784]

CHEWY IN JOB LOSS SHOCKER!

A few minutes after losing his divorce battle with Nicky, Chewy has been axed by Corrie for not having enough storylines. Chewy is said to be heartbroken and angry. However it's not all bad news as I'm a Celebrity, Dancing on Ice, Celeb Big Brother and Cirque De Celebrite are all eager to sign him up.

[Nicky.]

Originally posted by Dezzy
CHEWY IN JOB LOSS SHOCKER!

A few minutes after losing his divorce battle with Nicky, Chewy has been axed by Corrie for not having enough storylines. Chewy is said to be heartbroken and angry. However it's not all bad news as I'm a Celebrity, Dancing on Ice, Celeb Big Brother and Cirque De Celebrite are all eager to sign him up.

Aww diddums :sad:

I can turn Corrie back on now anyways xD

[Noel]

OOH. I was a bit late, wasn't I? lol.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Dezzy
CHEWY IN JOB LOSS SHOCKER!

A few minutes after losing his divorce battle with Nicky, Chewy has been axed by Corrie for not having enough storylines. Chewy is said to be heartbroken and angry. However it's not all bad news as I'm a Celebrity, Dancing on Ice, Celeb Big Brother and Cirque De Celebrite are all eager to sign him up.

Celeb Scissor Hands...?

[Sam]

Originally posted by Dezzy
Originally posted by Nickyy
Originally posted by Chewy
Lol me and Nicky are a pair of swingers who just got secretly married.....? :laugh3:


Keep it up guys XD

Lol - everytime I come on Im either heartbroken, got aids, a swinger married to Chewy ..

Keep em comin' xD

Don't forget your official TIBB Star title of 'Wailing Bride'

And i'm 'TiBB Host Sam' :tongue:

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by Chewy
Dezzy and Angiebabe in affair shocker
http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/01/23/flying_car_one.jpg


Google images revealed today that Dezzy's car was parked outside
the Fish and Duck, Angies local pub
A source says "Its true what you say"


Reporter: David Chew

ahem, I might of missed this but thank god my solicitor didnt, oh this might just pay for my holiday now when I sue the pants of Chewy :laugh3::joker::kiss:

[Scarlett.]

Looool:laugh2:

[Sam]

TiBB Host and Swinger Wailing Bride reunite for 'Celeb Big Bro'

Sicky fans everywhere will be delighted to hear that TiBB Host, Sam and ex girlfriend Nicky Chew will be re-united once again as they return for Celebrity Big Brother this January.

The Wailing Bride Nicky, who has previously been on Cirque de Celebrity and I'm a Celebrity... Get me out of here!, has reportedly signed a six figure deal to appear on the show fronted by Davina McCall. However true to his jealous bad boy reputation, Sam, ex TiBB Apprentice host, has begged producers to let him of the show.

A source stated "Nickyy and Sam hate each other, and putting them in the most famous house in Britain together should be brilliant!." They added "Who knows? We might even see a reunion for the couple, or perhaps evan a death!"

Also in the line up are, Geri Halliwell (Spice Girl), Fiona Phillips (Ex GMTV presenter) and TiBB pop star Bradley!, who had several top twenty hits in the 90's.

The TiBB Star can also confirm that Angiebabe will still appear on the show, dispite inital fan protests.

[DamonJ]

Leona snubs Sam

Leona Lewis snubbed a fan while masturbating outside Wembley Stadium yesterday.

Leona, who won the talent show 'X-Factor', turned Sam away while masturbating, however she offered to come back to his house when she had finished for a night-cap.

Leona has been put back in her cage.

[Jen]

Originally posted by DamonJ
Leona snubs Sam

Leona Lewis snubbed a fan while masturbating outside Wembley Stadium yesterday.

Leona, who won the talent show 'X-Factor', turned Sam away while masturbating, however she offered to come back to his house when she had finished for a night-cap.

Leona has been put back in her cage.


LOLOOOLOLOL :laugh2:

[Sam]

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Noel]

SAM GETS MAJOR BOOB JOB

To boost his image, and stengthen his Page 3 modelling career, Sam, of TiBB's Apprentice fame, has decided to get plastic surgery on his breasts. He will go from a mere AA to FF. Close friends say he is delighted with his decision and are really certain it will benefit his career.

"This is what Sam has wanted for a long time. It won't be long until all the papers start bidding for him."

[DamonJ]

Bradley's manhood "too tiny"

A confession from Bradley's ex-girlfriend has revealed that she was scared to have sex with him because he may get lost in there due to his tiny penis.

Michelle, 92, of OOOHBABY ROAD, said "I wouldn't have sex with him because I was scared he'd get lost in my vagina due to the size of his cocktail sausage."

Bradley's penis has previously been described the size of a paper clip in recent tabloids.

[Noel]

DAMONJ DIES.

May he rest in peace. :)

[Jen]

92 year old.




OMG... LOL

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Bradley!
DAMONJ DIES.

May he rest in peace. :)

You weren't saying that when you were urinating on my grave :bawling:

[Noel]

Ok sorry.
May he rest in pee.

[Sam]

Originally posted by DamonJ
Bradley's manhood "too tiny"

A confession from Bradley's ex-girlfriend has revealed that she was scared to have sex with him because he may get lost in there due to his tiny penis.

Michelle, 92, of OOOHBABY ROAD, said "I wouldn't have sex with him because I was scared he'd get lost in my vagina due to the size of his cocktail sausage."

Bradley's penis has previously been described the size of a paper clip in recent tabloids.

:laugh: Boy! is Michelle right! :tongue:

[Nicky.]

Swinger, struggling with aids
Lying about my aids wrecked my career
Heartbreak after lover Sam is caught in a bisexual orgy with 7 underwear models
The wailing bride secretly married to Chewy
Sam ruins honeymoon
Divorced from lover Chewy
Chewy discovers he may have aids
Divorce battle successful
Married a rich playboy named Roderico D'Lassio
Ex husband Sam jealous of my new love
Currently in the running for Celebrity Big Brother.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The new me :bouncy:

[Jen]

Originally posted by Nickyy
Swinger, struggling with aids
Lying about my aids wrecked my career
Heartbreak after lover Sam is caught in a bisexual orgy with 7 underwear models
The wailing bride secretly married to Chewy
Sam ruins honeymoon
Divorced from lover Chewy
Chewy discovers he may have aids
Divorce battle successful
Married a rich playboy named Roderico D'Lassio
Ex husband Sam jealous of my new love
Currently in the running for Celebrity Big Brother.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The new me :bouncy:

I wish my life was as glam as yours...


LOL

[Nicky.]

Fantabulous life I has xD

[Scarlett.]

I cant even remember what I've been up to :sad:

[Sam]

Who has edited my wikipedia page?

........................................


Sam


Sam is an English TiBB host who has previously fronted TiBB Apprentice and e-Love affair.


Early Life

Sam shot to fame when he married Nicky Chew, who he broke up with after he was exposed romping with 7 different models at the same time. Sam later went on to sack representitive Damon, and infamously hit newspaper headlines after being snubbed by pop star Leona Lewis. Sam dissapeared from the public eye after newspapers claimed he was drinking heavily due to jealousy of ex wifes new husband Chewy, who's second marriage also went on to fail

Recent Projects

Sam recently treated himself to a boob job, lifting the teen star from an AA to FF. He is reportedly signed up for the next series of Celebrity Big Brother, alongside ex wife Nicky Chew.

........................................

:rolleyes: I bet it was Nicky.

[Magic]

I need a story.
And I'll start dishing the dirt soon. :P

[Nicky.]

Lol Sam xD!

Your life is as fantabulous as mine! :dazzler: :spin:

[DamonJ]

I actually don't know what I've been upto.
Could someone inform me? :]

[Scarlett.]

Just like Magic, SEX SHOCKER with Big Brother housemate
Yesterday Sam (aka Magic) was seen getting into a stangers car
the car is rumoured to be of BB WINNER Brian Belo

http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jade_goody.jpg
Jade Goody who was in Big Brother 3 and Celeb Big Bro 6

A source said "It was Brian"

[Magic]

Shaun and Darenn's HoneymoonTrauma

Recently wedded couple Shaun and Darenn revealed the trauma they underwent on the sexy honeymoon romp.

Whilst have a sex-actioned packed holiday TiBB Drama King Darenn was harased by Lauren, the TiBB Moderator. During TiBB X Factor Darenn and Shaun met, and automatically fell in love. However, during their first X rated night, Darenn says he was photographed by Lauren.

"When I was on the show she just came all over me, I didn't know what to do. I was really scared."

Luckily for Dareenn blushing babe Shaun came to the rescue, and told Lauren where to go.

Earlier in the month the sex-stunned couple became the first wedded couple on TiBB, and said they spent the evening after the wedding well.

(Picture of Darenn lying on Shaun)

The couple both jetted off to South London to spend their passionate honeymoon, however, jealous power queen Lauren was said to of stalked the butter-babes throughout the week.

"First of all I was scared, but I could cope." states Shaun, "However, as the week went on Lauren got worse. She just kept interfering and flirting with Darenn. I hated it"

On their first sex filled night Lauren 'broke', and trashed Shaun and Darenns apartment. "I was horrified" said Darenn, "I couldn't believe it at all".

The week only got worse though for the X rated duo, as Lauren got more power hungry. "She was telling Darenn what to do, and he was to scared to stand up to her" revealed Shaun. "I wanted to do something"

The final night for the pair only got worse, as sex-crazed Lauren took Darenn hostage and held him captive in her Lancaster pad. Luckily for Darenn she filmed the action packed night, and he has had a deal with XXXBabes.

Shaun said he was glad Darenn and Lauren had a sex filled romp, and he revealed he now wants to have a 3 way night of passion with her.

[Magic]

Originally posted by Chewy
Just like Magic, SEX SHOCKER with Big Brother housemate
Yesterday Sam (aka Magic) was seen getting into a stangers car
the car is rumoured to be of BB WINNER Brian Belo

http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jade_goody.jpg
Jade Goody who was in Big Brother 3 and Celeb Big Bro 6

A source said "It was Brian"

LOL!
Love the use of Jade.

[Scarlett.]

Lol couldnt resist :laugh:

[Jen]

DRUNK DAMON SEDUCES COPPER

DAMON was arrested in Germany after he accidentally rang the police instead of a breakdown service when he had a flat tyre.
Before he realised who he was speaking to, the 10100-year-old let it slip that he had no licence and was driving under the influence.
When the police had arrived, they were welcomed by Drunk DAMON and his "Friend" running at them... which led to Drunk DAMON.. trying to seduce the officer... *later sacked for accepting DAMON'S proposal*
The TiBB Member, who lost his licence eight years ago, had a blow out while driving a car borrowed from a friend.
Source Says, "Yeah, Damon was out of it, I knew he called the police, who cares... it was hilerious!"








Your welcome :D

[xDramatick]

Originally posted by Magic
Shaun and Darenn's HoneymoonTrauma

Recently wedded couple Shaun and Darenn revealed the trauma they underwent on the sexy honeymoon romp.

Whilst have a sex-actioned packed holiday TiBB Drama King Darenn was harased by Lauren, the TiBB Moderator. During TiBB X Factor Darenn and Shaun met, and automatically fell in love. However, during their first X rated night, Darenn says he was photographed by Lauren.

"When I was on the show she just came all over me, I didn't know what to do. I was really scared."

Luckily for Dareenn blushing babe Shaun came to the rescue, and told Lauren where to go.

Earlier in the month the sex-stunned couple became the first wedded couple on TiBB, and said they spent the evening after the wedding well.

(Picture of Darenn lying on Shaun)

The couple both jetted off to South London to spend their passionate honeymoon, however, jealous power queen Lauren was said to of stalked the butter-babes throughout the week.

"First of all I was scared, but I could cope." states Shaun, "However, as the week went on Lauren got worse. She just kept interfering and flirting with Darenn. I hated it"

On their first sex filled night Lauren 'broke', and trashed Shaun and Darenns apartment. "I was horrified" said Darenn, "I couldn't believe it at all".

The week only got worse though for the X rated duo, as Lauren got more power hungry. "She was telling Darenn what to do, and he was to scared to stand up to her" revealed Shaun. "I wanted to do something"

The final night for the pair only got worse, as sex-crazed Lauren took Darenn hostage and held him captive in her Lancaster pad. Luckily for Darenn she filmed the action packed night, and he has had a deal with XXXBabes.

Shaun said he was glad Darenn and Lauren had a sex filled romp, and he revealed he now wants to have a 3 way night of passion with her.

ROTFLMFAO.
My publicist told me I wasn't allowed to make anymore comments on that :whistle:

[Tom4784]

TIBB STAR IN HOMEWRECKER SHOCKER!

Darenn of TIBB fame was yesterday thrown into turmoil as he discovered that Nude actress Vannessa Hudgens had stolen his husband Shaun. Darenn had this to say 'She's a ********** B**** who deserves to die! I hate that Skank! She's a slag! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!'

Vanessa Hudgens refused to comment on the situation. In other news Wailing Bride Nicky has divorced husband Roderico D'lazzio. read us in five minutes as she'll probably have a new suitor by then.

[xDramatick]

Originally posted by Dezzy
TIBB STAR IN HOMEWRECKER SHOCKER!

Darenn of TIBB fame was yesterday thrown into turmoil as he discovered that Nude actress Vannessa Hudgens had stolen his husband Shaun. Darenn had this to say 'She's a ********** B**** who deserves to die! I hate that Skank! She's a slag! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!'

Vanessa Hudgens refused to comment on the situation. In other news Wailing Bride Nicky has divorced husband Roderico D'lazzio. read us in five minutes as she'll probably have a new suitor by then.

ROTFL!!!
I say that anyway =P
but betch stole mah hubby.

[Sam]

Darenn confesses love for "Untalented Leona"

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Leona-Lewis-j23.jpg

Above: Darenn's favourite singer.

TiBB music lover Darenn has told the TiBB Star how he secretly loves Leona Lewis and that he thinks she is much better than Miley Cyrus.

Darenn who has recently dubbed Leona as "having a good voice but nothing original", now has admitted he is a fan of the X Factor winner.

Darenn stated "I did think she was boring and dull with no personality, but now I've realised why millions of people voted her to win, and why she has had number ones across the world. She is great and I have her on my ipod. If only I could marry her."

http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/09/30/Miley%20Cyrus.jpg
Above: "Untalented Miley"

Darenn also confessed how he thinks Miley Cyrus is untalented.

:laugh:

[Shaun]

TiBB Apprentice 2 Secret Sluts Shocker!

Fans of the popular reality-TV show TiBB Apprentice are set for some red-hot boardroom drama, with several busty babes lined up to give boss James a fantastic performance.

Producer of the show, Matt, stated that this year's version was going to "break all the moulds" and "shock the viewers" with some X-rated scenes!

One hopeful already leaked to the press is dirty Darenn, one half of the reality-***** couple with Shaun. Speaking to the TiBB Star, he said "I hope James is ready for me, he won't be firing me in a hurry."

When asked why Darenn shouldn't be fired, he says "I'm ready to get these beauties out for anyone to see, and James isn't an exception".

[Sam]

Originally posted by Shaun
TiBB Apprentice 2 Secret Sluts Shocker!

Fans of the popular reality-TV show TiBB Apprentice are set for some red-hot boardroom drama, with several busty babes lined up to give boss James a fantastic performance.

Producer of the show, Matt, stated that this year's version was going to "break all the moulds" and "shock the viewers" with some X-rated scenes!

One hopeful already leaked to the press is dirty Darenn, one half of the reality-***** couple with Shaun. Speaking to the TiBB Star, he said "I hope James is ready for me, he won't be firing me in a hurry."

When asked why Darenn shouldn't be fired, he says "I'm ready to get these beauties out for anyone to see, and James isn't an exception".

LMAO :laugh2:

[Tom4784]

SAM GETS BREAST REDUCTION, BATTLES A COKE ADDICTION AND MARRIES MARK RONSON IN A LAVISH GREEK WEDDING ALL IN FIVE MINUTES.......SHOCKER!

TIBB Host Sam has scandalously reduced the size of his ample breasts and has married DJ Mark Ronson in a greek wedding as well as batling a coke adiction.

It all started when TIBB Host Sam got breast implants to make himself feel better after a stormy relationship with Wailing Bride Nicky. He however has recently reduced the size of his saucy knockers and jetted off to a greek island for a shock wedding to DJ Mark Ronson. While doing all this he battled with an adiction to coke which he beat a minute ago.

He is currently working on a new workout video for the new year.

[Noel]

EXCLUSIVE: DEZZY 3 MONTHS PREGNANT!

We have just received shocking photos of which will be the pregnancy of the year! Yes, we at Heatworld HQ couldn't believe our eyes when we first saw it, but it seems clear that it is true. Dezzy is in fact PREGNANT. It is currently unknown, though, who the father is, but we are putting out money on Shaun, who has been linked recently to the troubled star. Last week, we told you about his sordid affair with Sam, so who knows who the father is? It seems Dezzy has gone one step too far this time, but in our exclusive picture, the up the duff star seems to be healthy and happy. Check back here at midnight, when we can show you our shocking snap!

Source: Heatworld

[Tom4784]

LOL! Pah! This is the TIBB Star! Get that Heatworld trash outta my office! While you're at it go take this order for prams and cots to Argos for me.

[Noel]

Oh sorry, didn't I tell you?
Heatworld has bought over The TiBB Star. :)
And I don't think Heatworld really sees your future here, so..the sooner you can pack up your things the better. :D
Besides, you've got a kid to look after!

[Shaun]

I can't be the father, I'm impotent.

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by Bradley!
Oh sorry, didn't I tell you?
Heatworld has bought over The TiBB Star. :)
And I don't think Heatworld really sees your future here, so..the sooner you can pack up your things the better. :D
Besides, you've got a kid to look after!

*Loads shotgun*

The deal's OFF! Don't mess with me i'm a pregnant man! I'll go all hormonal on yo ass!

:joker:

[Noel]

We promised you exclusives, and here it is! The picture that has shocked the nation in only 10 minutes! Beware, though! This may not be suitable for those with heart conditions, as it is truly SHOCKING!

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7468/pregmantm0.png

Leave a comment and tell us what you think!

[Noel]

Security! We've got another hormonal pregnant man!

[Tom4784]

REVEALED HEATWORLD BOSS FAKED PICTURES AND IS CAUGHT WITH A THAI PROSTITUTE!

In a shocking twist, Heatworld boos Bradley has sensationally FAKED pictures of glorious TIBB Star Editor Dezzy posed as a pregnant man. To add to Bradley's SHAME he was recently caught with a Thai prostitute in a seedy Hotel. Tune in tomorow for her exclusive!

[Sam]

Eeek! Bradley won't be too happy when he hears about this...

We love Bradley here at Heat Towers but we couldn't help but cringe when we heard about this. Bradley, whose real name is Noel, was disqualified from TiBB's Next Model for sending in naked pictures of himself with new, girlfriend, Shaun! OMG! The drama. We can't blame Noel for trying but is his fifteen minutes of fame already up?

Source: Heatworld

[Shaun]

I am not a ***** :sad:

[Noel]

EXCLUSIVE!
shutup. :tongue:

Source: Heatworld

[Tom4784]

BAH! This is the TIBB Star office, not THAT RAG'S OFFICE! I'm trying to run a respectable establishment here!
:joker:

SAM CAUGHT STRADDLING RUSSELL BRAND

In a shocking turn of events in the rollercoaster/ Disaster film of Sam's life, the TIBB Host was pictured tumbling out of a nightclub wearing nothing but a G-string while straddling lothario Russell Brand. Hubby Mark Ronson witnessed these events from the bar while snortling into his cocktail.

[Noel]

I knew that ages ago. HAH!
Heatworld is better!