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andyman
29-08-2008, 12:42 AM
... The old days was in black & white!:shocked:
What did you think about the world or anything as a child?
hahaha, I'm pretty most kids thought that too :thumbs: I did
Adamw92
29-08-2008, 12:44 AM
so did i haha :laugh:
AlexBigBrother
29-08-2008, 12:44 AM
yeah same here!
i cant imagine olden days in real colour now and im 16!
Conor
29-08-2008, 12:45 AM
When giving birth the baby ripped out of your stomach :conf2: and loooooots more things, but I'll have to think about them now lol
gavinh2008
29-08-2008, 12:48 AM
lol
I thought the earth was flat
andyman
29-08-2008, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by Conor
When giving birth the baby ripped out of your stomach :conf2: and loooooots more things, but I'll have to think about them now lol Lol had a vision of that bit in alien :laugh:
Conor
29-08-2008, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Conor
When giving birth the baby ripped out of your stomach :conf2: and loooooots more things, but I'll have to think about them now lol Lol had a vision of that bit in alien :laugh:
lol Thats what I was thinking when I was typing it.
Glenn.
29-08-2008, 12:51 AM
That babies were brought in the night by the pelican bird thingys lol And the moon was made of cheese
Princess
29-08-2008, 12:54 AM
I thought when someone got sacked they got a sack put over their head
I thought you could get sucked down the plughole
I have ton loads but I can't remember them all.
When it was my birthday because I thought I was getting older that I would eventually get older than my parents :laugh:
melanie
29-08-2008, 01:06 AM
When your head falls off, you grow another one.
When you eat too much you get pregnant.
serensilver
29-08-2008, 08:46 PM
when listening to the news as a young teenager when the reporter would say "another man has been shot at Gunpoint!":sad: i thought that Gunpoint was a real place and wondered why people kept going there if they would get shot!
:bigsmile:
When you pushed your bellybutton, a baby would pop out. lool.
And when you got a blank tape, whatever you wrote on the label, if you put the tape in, it would play it. I was dissappointed so many times :(
Big_Brutta
29-08-2008, 08:48 PM
I thought that it only rains when a person flushes the toilet on an aeroplane.
Tom8592
29-08-2008, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by andyman
... The old days was in black & white!:shocked:
What did you think about the world or anything as a child? So did i :joker:
supernoodles!
29-08-2008, 08:49 PM
anthea turner was princess diana
Shaun
29-08-2008, 08:50 PM
I thought that worms were baby snakes :tongue:
I thought women pee'd out of their bums... SERIOUSLY!
bronaaaa
29-08-2008, 09:14 PM
I thought you died if you had diarrheoa :blush2:
~Kizwiz~
29-08-2008, 09:14 PM
Piranas lived in the tap end of the bath underneath the bubbles
Originally posted by ~Kizwiz~
Piranas lived in the tap end of the bath underneath the bubbles
I believed you could get sucked down the plug hole... so I used to cry if someone took the plug out when I was in the bath, I used to jump out!
Sod_James
29-08-2008, 09:15 PM
LMAO the things we think when we are children.
I use to think that at supermarkets there were people under the checkouts writing the items down as you passed through and then sending the piece of paper.
Everytime i use to go shopping i use to look for the man under the till.
Originally posted by Fom
I thought women pee'd out of their bums... SERIOUSLY!
Don't they? :S
Magic
29-08-2008, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by supernoodles!
anthea turner was princess diana
LOL Laura!
I thought people lived in the TV.
Firewire
29-08-2008, 09:26 PM
I used to though olden days were cold and dark.
That when you jumped down the stairs you flew down. (I though that because I had a dream when I was 3 about it).
They had a key to open the belly button for the baby to come out.
And the same as Fom thought - women pee'd from their backside.
That the people that were on the TV were actually inside it.
supernoodles!
29-08-2008, 09:30 PM
this is SO dumb i can`t even believe im admitting it but when i was 14 in health and social class i realised that women had 3 holes down there and not two lol.However i did mange to get a b in biology lol
Originally posted by Firewire
I used to though olden days were cold and dark.
That when you jumped down the stairs you flew down. (I though that because I had a dream when I was 3 about it).
They had a key to open the belly button for the baby to come out.
And the same as Fom thought - women pee'd from their backside.
That the people that were on the TV were actually inside it.
Oh thank god I wasnt the only one! haha!
bronaaaa
29-08-2008, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by supernoodles!
this is SO dumb i can`t even believe Im admitting it but when i was 14 in health and social class i realised that women had 3 holes down there and not two lol.However i did mange to get a b in biology lol
i diddn't know that til there now :conf2:
Firewire
29-08-2008, 09:47 PM
I thought that they had 3.
Pee, baby and poo.
lol
Maybe not.
Firewire
29-08-2008, 09:49 PM
That's what I though.
Not when I was little.
Originally posted by Firewire
I thought that they had 3.
Pee, baby and poo.
lol
Maybe not.
You aint alone there mate... I think thats what she means. I suppose when your younger you dont notice the hole for the vagina? Or maybe she didnt notice she had a hole in her "Upper area" :P
Not gonna say the word, kids on here :joker:
I was reading it and thinking... EH?!
bigbr0ther
30-08-2008, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by Fascination
Originally posted by supernoodles!
this is SO dumb i can`t even believe Im admitting it but when i was 14 in health and social class i realised that women had 3 holes down there and not two lol.However i did mange to get a b in biology lol
i diddn't know that til there now :conf2:
But you guys are girls right?
I'm a guy and I knew that. :bigsmile:
Llamajohn
30-08-2008, 02:32 AM
I still don't know about Lady bits :(
The flying down stairs thing, I had a dream like that once.
And I cannot imagine the olden days in color...everything WAS black and white.
and they have no evidence to prove otherwise paha
bigbr0ther
30-08-2008, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by Llamajohn
I still don't know about Lady bits :(
The flying down stairs thing, I had a dream like that once.
And I cannot imagine the olden days in color...everything WAS black and white.
and they have no evidence to prove otherwise paha
We have a lot of people who are still alive from back then, and they all say the olden days were in color. There's no way they could keep a secret like that between so many people.
Llamajohn
30-08-2008, 02:37 AM
Originally posted by bigbr0ther
Originally posted by Llamajohn
I still don't know about Lady bits :(
The flying down stairs thing, I had a dream like that once.
And I cannot imagine the olden days in color...everything WAS black and white.
and they have no evidence to prove otherwise paha
We have a lot of people who are still alive from back then, and they all say the olden days were in color. There's no way they could keep a secret like that between so many people.
not from the 1800's though!
I know after 1912 is in color, cos that documentary, Titanic was in color.
andyman
30-08-2008, 02:46 AM
When i was a child my uncle said that he goes up to scotland... :conf: into the sky? Up there?
Also i thought that the moon was earth... It has blue bits on it at night though:bigsmile:
Oh and i thought coffee was chocolate... Oh dear.
And when i was very young i thought the end credits in a film ment how many men and women there was in it, the letters are the men and the dots are the women..
Llamajohn
30-08-2008, 02:47 AM
oh and i thought cheese was white chocolate!
Well it made me eat the stuff.
Firewire
30-08-2008, 01:38 PM
Oh and I though Santa lived in the sky.
Originally posted by supernoodles!
anthea turner was princess diana
:laugh3: I thought that too
I always thought Mystic Meg and Carol Vorderman were the same person because Carol started to do the Mystic Meg thing when the midweek lottery started at some point in the 90's.
I used to believe that a woman could get pregnant just by standing next to a man and I thought babies came out of your belly button. I could never grasp why men couldn't get pregnant :joker:
Magic
30-08-2008, 02:36 PM
I thought, and everyone time I looked at the moon i saw a face! LOL weird how your mind works!
Santa's son was the Bogey Man, and his wife was the tooth fairy.
Annie
30-08-2008, 03:04 PM
*I used to believe that there was a man in the moon.
*I also believed your heart was HEART shaped - very confused in human biology... :(
*When I was small my nose started running once and I burst out crying and screamed to my dad "Ahhh my nose is melting?!"
*I used to think that if I wore sunglasses, nobody else could see me.
:pat::laugh2:
serensilver
30-08-2008, 09:38 PM
i could see in the dark if i ate carrots :conf2:
my thumb would fall off if i sucked it :whistle:
the world was flat :dance2:
i though the sea was blue :puzzled:
crusts would make my hair curly :laugh3:
if i picked my nose my brains would come out! :yuk:
:whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whis tle::whistle:
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