I do stand up toilet humour

[cake]

yes we realise you do mikey we had a taste of it when you spoke about your girlfriend and guide dog.
you really are a disgusting man, and no wonder he looked embarrassed and wouldn't tell rachel a joke.

[brandstifter]

Yeah. And do you remember his attempt at stand-up comedy in the talent show task?

:yuk:

[AngRemembered]

talking of toilet humour,
did you hear about the two urinals chatting, and the one asked the other.

Hey do you have any brothers"?
and the other urinal said "No, but I have two cisterns in the Ladies room"

:bored: oh well I was bored.....:shrug:

[_Tom_]

Originally posted by Angiebabe
talking of toilet humour,
did you hear about the two urinals chatting, and the one asked the other.

Hey do you have any brothers"?
and the other urinal said "No, but I have two cisterns in the Ladies room"

:bored: oh well I was bored.....:shrug:

:bored:

[ange7]

why do people think he's funny?
do me a favour and turn this thread into a list of all the funny things he's said.
shouldn't be too long.:hugesmile:

[Leonine]

Can't list all of them, that would take yonks!

His bluntness & sarcasm is what makes him so funny in a house full of fakes.

Mikey...on mice & whether they eat cheese: “Ask Rex. His restaurants are probably plagued by them”

On guide dogs: "when you get home you just put it in the cupboard"

On the public perception of Nicole:

Rex: the public don't like single girls
Mikey: perhaps they won't like the Nicole-type of girl
Nicole: and what type of girl is that, Mikey?
Mikey: high maintenance girls who are up their own arse....

Even his sneezing is hilarious :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s4lOA7HHIw

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by Leonine
Can't list all of them, that would take yonks!

His bluntness & sarcasm is what makes him so funny in a house full of fakes.

Mikey...on mice & whether they eat cheese: “Ask Rex. His restaurants are probably plagued by them”

On guide dogs: "when you get home you just put it in the cupboard"

On the public perception of Nicole:

Rex: the public don't like single girls
Mikey: perhaps they won't like the Nicole-type of girl
Nicole: and what type of girl is that, Mikey?
Mikey: high maintenance girls who are up their own ****....

Even his sneezing is hilarious :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s4lOA7HHIw


:thumbs: brilliant post :joker:

[ange7]

Originally posted by Leonine
Can't list all of them, that would take yonks!

His bluntness & sarcasm is what makes him so funny in a house full of fakes.

Mikey...on mice & whether they eat cheese: “Ask Rex. His restaurants are probably plagued by them”

On guide dogs: "when you get home you just put it in the cupboard"

On the public perception of Nicole:

Rex: the public don't like single girls
Mikey: perhaps they won't like the Nicole-type of girl
Nicole: and what type of girl is that, Mikey?
Mikey: high maintenance girls who are up their own ****....

Even his sneezing is hilarious :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s4lOA7HHIw
I only laughed at the dog in the cupboard ... hehe that came out of left field:tongue:
but being rude isn't comedy ...ie he says his a comedian but I don't see it.... but yeah being rude can be funny ..if you hate the person that's on the receiving end REX!

[Barbie]

he is funny when he doesnt mean to be... just things like the talent show.. he wasnt funny at all but because it was so awfully bad it made it funny

[30stone]

Originally posted by ange7
Originally posted by Leonine
Can't list all of them, that would take yonks!

His bluntness & sarcasm is what makes him so funny in a house full of fakes.

Mikey...on mice & whether they eat cheese: “Ask Rex. His restaurants are probably plagued by them”

On guide dogs: "when you get home you just put it in the cupboard"

On the public perception of Nicole:

Rex: the public don't like single girls
Mikey: perhaps they won't like the Nicole-type of girl
Nicole: and what type of girl is that, Mikey?
Mikey: high maintenance girls who are up their own ****....

Even his sneezing is hilarious :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s4lOA7HHIw
I only laughed at the dog in the cupboard ... hehe that came out of left field:tongue:
but being rude isn't comedy ...ie he says his a comedian but I don't see it.... but yeah being rude can be funny ..if you hate the person that's on the receiving end REX!

rex done it enough to him.

Mikeys says somthing funny everyday.