Events which have more of a chance of happening than Darnell winning BB9.

[brandstifter]

1. Robbie Williams rejoins Take That.
2. George Bush gets a divorce so he can marry an Iraqi communist called Mohammad.
3. A UFO flown by Elvis, a yeti and a unicorn crash-lands onto the Loch Ness Monster.
4. Taunton Athletic Paper-Boys’ Sunday League Division 4 Reserve Team wins the FA Cup.
5. In another BB twist, Mikey turns out to be not really blind.
6. Scientists invent a pill which can cure decapitation.
7. Mo has a kinky threesome with Reece Witherspoon and Selma Blair in a bath filled with pineapple jelly.



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YOUR SUGGESTIONS..?

[BapStar]

:tongue:

[BBkid]

LOL:bigsmile::laugh:
Incredible Hulk being real.
Gordon Brown doing a half decent job as PM.
GB team getting no medals in London.
Someone living forever.
Me stopping watching Big Brother.
The list goes on.......:thumbs2:

[xXxCharlottexXx]

Lmao!!

[caydiann]

:laugh:

[BritneyMajorFan]

Darnell not even getting in the Top 5.

[Fom]

Originally posted by brandstifter
1. Robbie Williams rejoins Take That.
2. George Bush gets a divorce so he can marry an Iraqi communist called Mohammad.
3. A UFO flown by Elvis, a yeti and a unicorn crash-lands onto the Loch Ness Monster.
4. Taunton Athletic Paper-Boys’ Sunday League Division 4 Reserve Team wins the FA Cup.
5. In another BB twist, Mikey turns out to be not really blind.
6. Mo has a kinky threesome with Reece Witherspoon and Selma Blair in a bath filled with pineapple jelly.


:whistle:

YOUR SUGGESTIONS..?


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[dcp42]

LMAO - :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

The list could go on and on...................

[Jase]

LMAO xD

[Lauren]

Just to note; threads in all-capitals are against the rules.

[Cody™]

LMFAO!

[brandstifter]

He has to go tonight. Him and Rex.

[GabrielleisLove]

Cute post. Very funny, indeed.

[brandstifter]

Thanks, Gabrielle!

:hug:

[Sam!]

Jennifer staying with Dale
Luke staying with Bex

:)

[jcdub]

Great reaction on BBLB...I know it doesn't mean much but it shows tides have changed :hello:

[Greg.!]

the crazy frog to go back to number 1 lol

[Benjamin]

lol, that cracked me up.
:colour:

[xXxCharlottexXx]

Originally posted by gregalz123
the crazy frog to go back to number 1 lol
OMG! I was gonna say exactly the same!

[xXxCharlottexXx]

Originally posted by jcdub
Great reaction on BBLB...I know it doesn't mean much but it shows tides have changed :hello:
What do you mean by great reaction? I missed BBLB today so yeah...

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Scampi
Jennifer staying with Dale
Luke staying with Bex

:)

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