She's Like A Black Widow Spider

[Amy]

Thought this rant by Kevin O'Sullivan my interest a few people on the site :thumbs:



THE bookies currently paying out to the extremely lucky punters who placed bets on whether this smutty series would see the very first Big Brother bonk should re-examine the footage.

If that black widow of a ruthless man-eater Michelle really did get her evil way with stupid Stuart why, when they finally emerged from her sinister under-the-table lair, did she slam the door in his face?

It seemed crystal clear that if there was any passion it was strictly a one-sided affair during which the fat Geordie slapper made all the running.

full article Daily Mirror (http://www.mirror.co.uk/bigbrother/tm_objectid=14449441%26method=full%26siteid=50143% 26headline=michelle%2d%2dshe%2ds%2dlike%2da%2dblac k%2dwidow%2dspider%2d-name_page.html)

I actually found myself agreeing with him for once :shocked:

[BB6 housemate]

fat? i wouldn't say that but geordie and slapper are bang on target.

The sooner she goes the better and then stu can return to his jc ways.

[Romantic Old Bird]

JC-like ways? I trust we are pertaining here to his affinity with Jason Cowan and the Jungle Cats?

Somehow I think his chances of playing
http://www.mezzo-mondo.com/arts/mm/preraphaelites/HHW004_L.jpg in the Christmas play are now pretty much gone


No offence intended to anyone, anything, diety etc.

[p2pnut]

LMAO :laugh:

As for Michelle - sorry BB6 housemate but she is definitely putting on the lbs ........ perhaps that's why she is so interested in a bit of four legged exercise!

[BusyBee]

I read somewhere that she has put on about 20lbs - definitely bigger than when she went in. I am so fed up with this saga. I feel like yelling at the tv for Stuart to stand up for himself. He is a real wimp. If he was a real man he would put her in her place - the bossy, jealous slapper that she is.

[Romantic Old Bird]

She does look like she has gained a few pounds I must admit.

Mind you, there seems to be no shortage of food this year.

[Red Moon]

So do we think stu is still a virgin?

I think that might be more of his problem with michelle than the the TV camera's

RED

[Kore]

i think michelle would go for any man you throw at her.
and ive realised shes put on the pounds too.
but theres no need to slam the door in stus face,
even if he is boring
hes a fellow jungle cat :hugesmile:

[bananarama]

A few slappers about in this year in BB. According to the law of sexism that is.....

Slapper number one. Dan slept with 700 an average of two a week.

Slapper number two. Jason with 250 women.

Claimed by some slapper number three. Michelle slept with Stuart perhaps.. How many others we don't yet know. Guilty without any evidence. Sentenced to ever lasting hatred.....

[flyfly5]

I think Michelle is harmless aspiring to be a Dominatrix, and her slave is the goldfish mouthed Stuart, who doesnt even know what time of day it is. Like, erm, um.

Michelle isn't really that bad a slapper, I agree that Dan is probably the most promiscious, with Marco, and Victor and Jason up there too. (no, not up there!) :spin:

[Dan_]

She is getting a bit fat and Stu please stand up to her or you will be ruled all your life.

[bananarama]

Stuart will be ruled all his life no matter what woman he finishes up with.

I wouldn't call Michelle a slapper. I would call her a cradle snatcher for picking someone as boyish and imature as Stuart.....He is just a little helpless toy boy. Like all toys Michelle will tire of her new toy very quickly.

Stuart will play on his own in his little bouncy castle while dressed as cowboy.:devil:

[Dan_]

LOL