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Amy
23-07-2004, 08:39 AM
Looks like The Sun wants Michelle....

Our bare jest
THE Sun yesterday made a dream offer to busty wannabe model Michelle — by flying a plane over the house trailing the banner:
“Michelle we want you on Page 3”.

Article The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004240000-2004340724,00.html)

Deus Ex Machina
23-07-2004, 08:40 AM
Oh God - I get a horrible feeling she's going to be another Jade and never going to ga away :o(

Amy
23-07-2004, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina
Oh God - I get a horrible feeling she's going to be another Jade and never going to ga away :o(

Do you know I think you could be right :bawling:

rachb
23-07-2004, 08:50 AM
Oh please I've seen enough of her already don't let her turn into another Jade:bored:

She Devil
23-07-2004, 09:39 AM
God this is a nightmare.

What ever happened to 15 minutes of fame.

Give her a one of photo in 'The Sun' but let that be it please. She is too full of herself as it is, any more and she wont be able to fit through any doorways.

SMC
23-07-2004, 10:34 AM
why pose for page 3? we have seen her with her tits out on big brother

AndyJK
23-07-2004, 11:07 AM
Aren't you getting a little carried away? They're offering her page 3, not a daily collumn. And what else would you expect from Britain's best selling daily comic? People moan about the satriation of these C list celebs like ex Big Brother housemates, but they fail to realise that by purchasing these newspapers they're endorcing it!

You could do what I do and simply not buy these silly tabloid 'newspapers'.

Romantic Old Bird
23-07-2004, 11:23 AM
So her plans are paying off! Her (repeated) comments that the Honeymoon Suite was 'SO made for me and Stu' indicate to me she thinks that BB the nation are as obsessesed with their 'love' story as we all were with Helen and Paul. Yes, well that was sweet and there was a real sense of watching their feelings develop, Michelle! This is tawdry and tedious and just makes me feel sorry for your parents.

I'd feel sorry for Michelle too and her belief that the live transmission of humans copulating was something to celebrate, if she wasn't so blatantly enjoying the attention.
She sets a pretty poor example of women having any respect for their own self-worth.

She will be horribly successful. Well Xavier Hollander made a lot of money out of so why should'nt Michelle?

Oh, hang on, my mistake...Xavier was a HIGH class madam. She dressed exquisitely. Michelle seems to be going for the railway arches look instead.


Meeooow

AndyJK
23-07-2004, 11:41 AM
But at the same time, there were a lot of people who suggested the growing feelings between Helen & Paul was all a cunning ploy to keep them in the series. Not to mention the fact Helen was already in a relationship during her time in the house. Did anyone take into consideration Big G's feelings or Paul's womanising??

So Michelle had sex with Stu (allegedly) What did we, the viewers, see exactly? A pair of feet and moving sheets through the infra-red cam whilst listening to some light breathing. It's not that Michelle and Stu were being conspicuous about it! And why is it only Michelle being discussed, what about Stu? it takes two to tango.

Romantic Old Bird
23-07-2004, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by AndyJK
But at the same time, there were a lot of people who suggested the growing feelings between Helen & Paul was all a cunning ploy to keep them in the series. Not to mention the fact Helen was already in a relationship during her time in the house. Did anyone take into consideration Big G's feelings or Paul's womanising??

Oh dear Andy I will get boring here. I agree some people did accuse Paul at the time of playing for the cameras. However, they were completely wrong, and a lot of us could see that something very genuine and special was happening between them

As for Paul's 'womanising' - I assume you mean the Penny situation? Well Penny accosted and generally groped him on a daily basis until her eviction. I admit he didn't fight her off, but it was always just a jokey thing.

Paul thought about Big G all the time, which is one of the major reasons he didn't even openly kiss H in the house. He kept reminding her and trying to cool things so Big G wouldn't be humiliated. Helen had been repeatedly messed about by Big G before going in, and he had only rekindled the relationship days before she went into the house because doubtlessly he thought there would be some novelty value in a famous girlfriend.





So Michelle had sex with Stu (allegedly) What did we, the viewers, see exactly? A pair of feet and moving sheets through the infra-red cam whilst listening to some light breathing. It's not that Michelle and Stu were being conspicuous about it! And why is it only Michelle being discussed, what about Stu? it takes two to tango.

I agree on the two to tango thing. Paul famously tried to cool Helen down by saying:
'It takes two to Tango, and we're both tango-ing!'.
However, he also contained himself and protected her throughout (well the last night they were together is a bit arguable possibly)

Stu however has no such qualms, although he did originally ask her not to 'do anything rude again' in the first few days of being in the house.

I think the terminology used has the answer.

I suspect he still sniggers at using the words 'bottom' and 'trump' as well. He is immature and full of testosterone. He is being completely led by is genitals, and is a fairly nice chap so still thinks the urge is linked with true feelings.
He has been practically seduced here, and is now probably thinking that as he has succumbed to his urges the reaction can't get any worse so he might as well continue. I mean, surely a similar explanation accounts for the Gareth Gates with heavily pregnant Jordan

The truth is, fairly or unfairly, he will come out unscathed and to a few nudge nudge comments, whereas Michelle will be considered a slapper. I suppse if Jordan is metamorphosizing into Kate Andre' nee Price there is room for someone else.

If I am wronging Michelle and she really thinks there is a happy ending round the corner, then I fear she will be sadly disappointed. In which case I hope she is a calculating ambitious lass for her own sake.

p2pnut
23-07-2004, 12:17 PM
Why the Shock Horror reaction to Mucky Michelles antics?

Michelle's stated ambition (at the very start of BB5) was to get a career in 'glamour' modeling. Everything she has done in the house has been dedicated to this end ........ getting her baps out, naked mud wrestling, manipulating Stu etc.

I doubt that winning BB is very high on her agenda - now that she has gained her publicity, she is more likely anxious to get out and make a head-start on her 'career'.

As AndyJK says (above) we are not forced to buy the lurid tabloids or murky mags - so, unless the Tyneside Tart develops a personality and loses the vacant blank stare we are unlikely to be forced to put up with her for long on other media.

:xyxwave:

AndyJK
23-07-2004, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by Romantic Old Bird
Oh dear Andy I will get boring here. I agree some people did accuse Paul at the time of playing for the cameras. However, they were completely wrong, and a lot of us could see that something very genuine and special was happening between them

As for Paul's 'womanising' - I assume you mean the Penny situation? Well Penny accosted and generally groped him on a daily basis until her eviction. I admit he didn't fight her off, but it was always just a jokey thing.

Paul thought about Big G all the time, which is one of the major reasons he didn't even openly kiss H in the house. He kept reminding her and trying to cool things so Big G wouldn't be humiliated. Helen had been repeatedly messed about by Big G before going in, and he had only rekindled the relationship days before she went into the house because doubtlessly he thought there would be some novelty value in a famous girlfriend.



I meant Paul's womanising on the outside, the fact he had lots of girlfriends and enjoyed clubbing. You can see why people were suggesting that Paul & Helen's romance was a bit of sham. I'm pleased they were proved wrong.

Whatever people say about Michelle she has given us a bit of romance. I accept it probably won't last once they get on the outside, but at least they've had sex in the last few weeks rather than in the first and nearly everyday since.

Originally posted by p2pnut
Why the Shock Horror reaction to Mucky Michelles antics?

Michelle's stated ambition (at the very start of BB5) was to get a career in 'glamour' modeling. Everything she has done in the house has been dedicated to this end ........ getting her baps out, naked mud wrestling, manipulating Stu etc.

I doubt that winning BB is very high on her agenda - now that she has gained her publicity, she is more likely anxious to get out and make a head-start on her 'career'.

As AndyJK says (above) we are not forced to buy the lurid tabloids or murky mags - so, unless the Tyneside Tart develops a personality and loses the vacant blank stare we are unlikely to be forced to put up with her for long on other media.

:xyxwave:

I can't see Michelle following in Jade's footsteps. It will be the usual photoshoot, maybe the odd page 3 and then she'll fade into obscurity doing the odd interview with Heat magazine telling us about her new boyfriend.

BusyBee
23-07-2004, 01:33 PM
Andy dont take ROB on - she is formidable when it comes to that particular pair of love birds. Actually I quite agree with everything she has said.

But if Michelle does take up the offer that will be the end of any romance outside the house as far as Stuart is concerned. All his friends have mentioned that this would be the kiss of death. And however Michelle goes on about her chicken Stu if it was a toss up between him and glamour modelling there would only be one result. Michelle has played a brilliant game - after seeing what was going on in the house whilst in the bedsit she changed her tactics - actually she had an unfair advantage.

But please dont let her become another Jade - one of them is more than enough

rachb
23-07-2004, 02:54 PM
I don't really think you can compare the two couples:nono:
Helen and Paul gave us romance I don't find anything romantic about the Michelle and Stuart thing.If they slowly fell for each other and then became physical it may have been different but she hardly knew him before she got into his bed:nono:
I do think they are starting to get a bit better and are at least spendiong some time talking to each other at last.
As for Paul's womanising I think he said he'd had two serious relationships and flirted and had odd dates with a few more women,I don't think this is womanising??
The way he acted towards Helen was proof that he was not like that,had he have been guilty of womanising I'm sure he would have taken things further in the house and then moved on to the next girl.
he didn't though and now I can say that I was right to defend him so much when he was in the house as he's shown all the people that had doubts about his motives how wrong they were.
I do hope Michelle and Stuart are together for a long time but even if they are I'm afraid they still won't have captured my attention like Helen and Paul did.
Three years from now I'm sure I won't be excited about them doing an hour long show eating spiders:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

bananarama
23-07-2004, 04:12 PM
Michelle should do what ever makes her happy (And richer maybe) and not worry in the slightest about what other people think. It is her life and those that don't like any adult type career move she accepts don't have to look.

I agree that if she gets deeply involved with the glamour world that it would be the end of a romance between them.

Even if she doesn't Stuart it seems has had a more straight laced upbringing and I don't think his mind set would be mature enough to live with a girl that loves the freedom of inhibition of life as much as Michelle does

What ever you decide girl. Just be happy.......:spin2: