"I am a" - Group therapy

[SiaSiaSia]

Hello everyone
-stands up and akwardly waves whilst in a circle-

i'm a vegetarian that eats meat
A homosexual homophobe
and a sober alchoholic.

-sits down as everyone claps-

next person?

[Magic]

I am a dog.

[MarkWaldorf]

I am god.
bow.

[Ross]

I am a.... I actually don't know what :sad:

[SiaSiaSia]

I'm a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac that stays up all night contemplating the existence of a dog...

[LemonJam]

(8) I am the warrior! (8) :hugesmile:

[Llamajohn]

I'm a laydee.

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by LemonJam
(8) I am the warrior! (8) :hugesmile:

And how long have you been that for, lemonjam?
It's nice to see you're coming to terms with your problems

:P

[Ross]

I am a mountain, I am a tall tree, oh
I am a swift wind sweepin' the country
I am a river down in the valley, oh
I am a vision and I can see clearly


Sorry! R.Kelly moment :wink:

[LemonJam]

(8) I am the Mountain, I am the sea, you can't take that away from me! (8) D:

Just any excuse to put in some Biffy Clyro lyrics. :tongue:

[Shaun]

I am the one and only.

-epic rock dancing-

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Magic

I am a dog.


You said it.............:pat:

[Z]

I am the wilderness locked in a cage
I am a growing force you kept in place
I am a tree reaching for the sun
Please don't hold me down
Please don't hold me down

I am a rolling wave without the motion
A glass of water longing for the ocean
I am an asphalt flower breaking free but you keep stopping me
Release me
Release me

I am the rain that's coming down on you
That you shielded yourself from with a roof
I am the fire burning desperately but you're controlling me
Release me.

[Annie]

I am a nympho! :bawling:

[Z]

I am a moron.

[Emzy-!!]

I am a crazy chocoholic!!!

[hannah.]

i am a bit addicted to red wine. do they make non alcoholic red wine?

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by hannahhhh
i am a bit addicted to red wine. do they make non alcoholic red wine?

yeah they sell it at asda for 10quid!

[hannah.]

omg do they actually?
actually, at £10 i might as well get drunk for £3

[GhettoSuperstar]

I am a lesbian.

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by hannahhhh
omg do they actually?
actually, at £10 i might as well get drunk for £3

i was being sarcastic :D

[Princess]

I am an obsessive and a hopeless romantic,which do not work well together..

[Sticks]

I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.

Taken from "Do not stand at my grave and weep" (http://www.poetrylibrary.org.uk/queries/faps/#5) by Mary Elizabeth Frye

More importantly, it is now past 08:00 so

I am a Getting out of here

[NettoSuperstar!]

I am a hypocrite

[Benjamin]

I.m a dirty little ******/hippy/chav/alcoholic/geek/oh god god!