Michelle threatens violence

[Amy]

Bunny boiler Michelle has threatened to beat up Stuart's friends if they introduce him to any women outside the Big Brother house.

The housemates were rewarded with messages from their loved ones after passing the chained task.

But Michelle was not impressed when Stu's "Team Handsome" mates offered to give his phone number to a mystery woman.

"Who are they gonna give your number to?" she demanded.

Stuart insisted they had been joking but Michelle shrieked: "That girl exists, doesn't she?"

Then she warned: "Even if she does exist, you don't like her any more."

She threatened: "They better not give your number to anyone or I'll beat them up. They won't be handsome for long."

Full article from ThisIsLondon (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/bigbrother5/articles/12253930?source=PA)

[Sticks]

Again we need to see this in context and with the tone of voice.

Let us not forget that Michelle was stressed to breaking point by a task designed so to do to ensure no competition to the new Chosen one.

[DOG]

God people she was only joking around. :mad:

[kaphc]

I've noticed that Michelle says a lot of things in a "joking" tone of voice so that she gets away with saying them within the context of the group. Actually if you look at her facial expressions (although I admit they don't give much away because of her scraped-back ponytail!) and body language you can see how much she means what she says.

[JC]

Many a true word is spoken in jest. I agree with you Kaphc, I get the impression Michelle forces herself to laugh at a lot of the comments she makes to try and not make them sound so caustic. Her eyes show the fact she aint really kidding around though.

[AndyJK]

Next they'll be comparing her to Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.

Michelle said in the diary room she was falling in love with Stu. I believe her. She's protective of him and doesn't want any rivals to get their mitts on her man. This is perfectly normal instinct.

[kaphc]

Andy, I agree that this Michelle's instincts are perfectly normal. It's just the way that she chooses to express these instincts that I don't like.

I think if I were Shell, I would have slapped Michelle by now this week. Some of the things that Michelle said to Shell were actually quite rude and offensive and the way she kept calling her "Princess" in an agressive tone of voice suggested to me that she was being a bit sarcastic. The only way that Michelle has got away with it is because she tries to turn her comments into jokes to disguise the vitriol in them.

I actually do think Michelle has cause to worry, as I have said before that Stuart and Shell are far better suited to each other. And I think Michelle is beginning to panic a bit, because she knows that whatever happens, in 8 days time, Stu will be a free man and the shackles will be off!!

[She Devil]

I don't think Michelle was joking either. Stuart is a nice looking boy and I should imagine he will have alot of female attention when he comes out of the house. Is Michelle going to fight everyone of them.

[Jason_Luva]

i think michelle justs needs to chill out

[Sticks]

Shell has a boyfriend on the outside and has been resolutely faithfully to him. In her mind the wedding task and this task has jeapodised this relationship. Also what about the feelings of the boyfriend on the outside, notice how unlike some in previous years he has kept out of the media.

Stuart and Shell are not made for each other

Stuart and Michelle are

It was fated, and we at the office of the Cyber Devil's Advocate General know how picky and irritable Fate gets when mortals try to unpick the arrangements she has made :rolleyes:

[Sunny_01]

God Sticks you are soooo funny lol

[AndyJK]

Originally posted by kaphc
Andy, I agree that this Michelle's instincts are perfectly normal. It's just the way that she chooses to express these instincts that I don't like.

I think if I were Shell, I would have slapped Michelle by now this week. Some of the things that Michelle said to Shell were actually quite rude and offensive and the way she kept calling her "Princess" in an agressive tone of voice suggested to me that she was being a bit sarcastic. The only way that Michelle has got away with it is because she tries to turn her comments into jokes to disguise the vitriol in them.

I actually do think Michelle has cause to worry, as I have said before that Stuart and Shell are far better suited to each other. And I think Michelle is beginning to panic a bit, because she knows that whatever happens, in 8 days time, Stu will be a free man and the shackles will be off!!


The public should cut Michelle some slack and appreciate that not many people start off a relationship in full view of the whole nation, and then scrutinised by journalists, agony aunts and other celebrities given their opinions splattered in every trashy, tabloid newspaper. Michelle may have made mistakes, but that doesn't make it right for this hate campaign to start up against her :nono:. I can think of plenty of things I've done wrong at the start of relationships too, so can probably everyone.

If Stu is serious about Michelle then she has a right to be protective. If Stu is leading her on then he needs to be honest and speak to Michelle and end the relationship now so she knows the score. I do feel people seem to be quick to judge Michelle blaming her for everything, and see Stu as this dope being lead astray by some Geordie slapper. :bored:

[JC]

Did anyone else notice the name of the "mystery woman"?

I did, it was Denise Richards, a failry well-known Hollywood actress who, I don't think would return Stu's calls anyway. :hugesmile:

[She Devil]

Denise Richards is married to Charlie Sheen.

[rachb]

LOL I thought she was the agony aunt on This Morning:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[lets get evil]

Originally posted by rachb
LOL I thought she was the agony aunt on This Morning:laugh::laugh::laugh:


:hello: now that is an evil thought :laugh:

[James]

You know what would be really funny?

If the producers got Denise Richards to record a message to Stuart as a joke which they played to him on his (or Michelle's :hugesmile:) eviction.

:joker:

[She Devil]

That would be great. That would really wind Michelle up.

[Amy]

This is what Kevin O'Sullivan has to say............


STU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO ESCAPE MICHELLE

Kevin O'Sullivan

"THEY won't be handsome for long," screamed psycho woman Michelle as she threatened to rearrange the faces of stupid Stuart's gaggle of loser friends.

Even though they're rather ugly Stu's chums call themselves Team Handsome.

During their video link they steered into dangerous territory by telling their boring chum that a mystery woman was desperate for his phone number. Having completed her frightening metamorphosis into a howling green monster, the fat Geordie tart spat: "They better not give your number to anyone, or I'll beat them up."

Mad Michelle then hysterically barked at an anxious Stu: "That girl exists, doesn't she? Even if she does exist - you don't like her anymore."

"Right," whimpered Dumbo Stu in lapdog fashion, adding incomprehensibly, "There isn't an existence of that person."

As Jason astutely pointed out, Stuart will be lucky if he ever manages to shake off Michelle's suffocating attention.

Now a round-the-clock sulker, little Jay, 30, was all smiles when his gay mate Dan, 30, asked him to join in the fun.

With scary Michelle and scarecrow lookalike Shell, 22, ready to hoist the sad Scotsman on to his shoulder, Dan shrieked: "Let me see if I can lift you."

Jason really got into the spirit of things with his hilarious come-back line: "I can't be arsed."

To read the full article Daily Mirror (http://www.mirror.co.uk/bigbrother/tm_objectid=14476915%26method=full%26siteid=50143% 26headline=stu%2dmay%2dnot%2dbe%2dable%2dto%2desca pe%2dmichelle-name_page.html)

[Dan_]

You have to remeber that Michelle had a boyfriend before she went into the house. If I had a Girlfriend like her she would be dumped fast.

[She Devil]

I didn't know she had a BR before she went in. I wonder if she was like this with him.

[AndyJK]

Yes, how tactful of Team Handsome to make matters worse for Michelle by reminding the house of Stu's female following on the outside. A sure way to wind Michelle up and get the public to hate her more. Good plan. And no surpise the gullible public lap it all up. :bored:

[She Devil]

Michelle has only got her self to blame for the publics dislike for her. She was going to be evicted before we all seen last nights show.

[Mike]

It does'nt make much difference for me because ive wanted her to be evicted for weeks now so i can only say its about time.

[Jason_Luva]

i was watching where Michelle heard about the number and it struck me that maybe stu's mates said it so that she wud react in that way

[She Devil]

Maybe Stus mates don't like her and that is there way of telling Stu what they think.

[Dan_]

Deffo, If I was his mate I would be telling him to steer clear of Michelle.

[bananarama]

No. it was BB setting Michelle up to bolster their voting profits.

It rained this morning in my area. Michelle is of course to blame for that too........

It's a shame I thought BB was going to run for ten weeks this year instead of ending tonight.........:devil::devil:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Sticks
It was fated, and we at the office of the Cyber Devil's Advocate General know how picky and irritable Fate gets when mortals try to unpick the arrangements she has made :rolleyes:

Slight update on the machinations of the Office of the Cyber Devil's Advocate General.

There was a new Spirit of Lurve and Romance appointed this year, and as part of their induction, they were assigned to bring a couple together on a Big Brother programme. It being a pressure cooker environment it was deemed an easy introductory task.

Fate had selected a relationship to be set up between Emma and Jason :shocked: however the new Spirit of Lurve had other ideas. She felt sorry for my client when she heard that she had broken up from a boy friend. She was also put off by Jason's entrance, and said he seemed like a poser:rolleyes:

After looking at the only possible options for the lass she felt sorry for, The Spirit of Lurve and Romance then proceeded to set up the romance between Mr Wilson and my client.

Due to my experience with a former Spirit of True Love (http://www.gsne03768.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mythology.htm) it seems I was appointed Michelle's Cyber Devil's Advocate.

Plus she comes from our region

It looks, thanks to Channel 4, like my contract will expire, unless I get kept on as a retainer. I understand that this afternoon, Fate, The Spirit of Lurve and Romance and the Cyber Devil's Advocate General were in a meeting.

I will keep you informed as soon as I am told anything. :rolleyes: