Amy
30-07-2004, 07:55 AM
SOPPY Stu has pledged to wait for Michelle if he is evicted — but it’s the bunny boiler who is odds on to get the boot tonight.
The Geordie lass will have no more Chicken Stu to nibble on as she’s 1/6 favourite to go.
When Stu got mushy yesterday and promised to be there for her if he gets the boot instead, the thrilled brunette gushed: “Will you definitely? Oh darling.”
But the Page 3 wannabe did then show her infamous scary jealous side.
She warned that she would BEAT UP Stu’s mates in Team Handsome if they give his number to a mystery girl.
Poor Stu insisted that they were only joking, but she wanted to know if there was anyone waiting in the sidelines.
She shrieked: “They better not give your number to anyone or I’ll beat them up. They won’t be handsome for long.”
Then Michelle — who has already banned her Chicken from going off skiing with his mates — sternly told him: “Who’re they gonna give your number to?
“If she exists, you don’t like her any more.”
Michelle then promised — or maybe threatened — to visit Stu as much as possible once they both leave the BB house.
STU and Michelle will soon suffer the heartache of separation just like in some of the great movie romances. Above we have recreated classic film tear-jerkers with the BB lovers.
Article from The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004240000-2004351001,00.html)
further down the page on this article is this also...........
Sun's balls help lovers
THE SUN gave Stuart and Michelle — both up for eviction tonight — a last chance to bonk in the Big Brother house.
We hit dozens of condoms over the walls strapped to tennis balls with messages like: “Don’t forget your rubbers, Chicken,” a reference to Michelle’s nickname for her lover.
BOOTS are keen to see Michelle stay in because sales of hair curlers have soared since she used them last week.
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The Geordie lass will have no more Chicken Stu to nibble on as she’s 1/6 favourite to go.
When Stu got mushy yesterday and promised to be there for her if he gets the boot instead, the thrilled brunette gushed: “Will you definitely? Oh darling.”
But the Page 3 wannabe did then show her infamous scary jealous side.
She warned that she would BEAT UP Stu’s mates in Team Handsome if they give his number to a mystery girl.
Poor Stu insisted that they were only joking, but she wanted to know if there was anyone waiting in the sidelines.
She shrieked: “They better not give your number to anyone or I’ll beat them up. They won’t be handsome for long.”
Then Michelle — who has already banned her Chicken from going off skiing with his mates — sternly told him: “Who’re they gonna give your number to?
“If she exists, you don’t like her any more.”
Michelle then promised — or maybe threatened — to visit Stu as much as possible once they both leave the BB house.
STU and Michelle will soon suffer the heartache of separation just like in some of the great movie romances. Above we have recreated classic film tear-jerkers with the BB lovers.
Article from The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004240000-2004351001,00.html)
further down the page on this article is this also...........
Sun's balls help lovers
THE SUN gave Stuart and Michelle — both up for eviction tonight — a last chance to bonk in the Big Brother house.
We hit dozens of condoms over the walls strapped to tennis balls with messages like: “Don’t forget your rubbers, Chicken,” a reference to Michelle’s nickname for her lover.
BOOTS are keen to see Michelle stay in because sales of hair curlers have soared since she used them last week.
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