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Magic
29-09-2008, 03:56 PM
In the first of TiBB Tales, we will discover where Ann really is, why Largeandincharge came back as Dalefan why Shaun and Darenn really married and more.

Be prepared for excitment, thrills and drama in my new masterpeice!

If you want to be in any of the TiBB Tales, let me know!

Starts soon!

MR.K!
29-09-2008, 03:57 PM
lol. Great idea !

Annie
29-09-2008, 04:04 PM
Wow loving it! :happy:

Chemicle
29-09-2008, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by MR.K!
lol. Great idea !

Magic
29-09-2008, 04:10 PM
All things must begin somewhere...

He sat, and stared at the screen, as he watched the boy perform his tricks on webcam. He grinned, after he took print screens, and saved them safely on to his computer.

Shaun liked to be in power, thats why he had ran so many Big Brother Onlines. He likes people to fear him, to pleed with him, to make him feel like the most important man in the world. And he knew that for people to pleed with you, you needed power over them.

In all of his favourite crime novels, the criminals had some source of power. Money, drugs, love.... and he had pictures. And these pictures mark the start of our story...

Annie
29-09-2008, 04:15 PM
Oooooo

Magic
29-09-2008, 04:21 PM
It was febuary. A cold febuary at that.
The lady shuffled in to her home, closing the bleek winter behind her. She could here 4 women squabbling on the TV, which she didn't like. At all.

She turned the TV over, and switched on her kettle. She pulled tonights tea from the 'Spar' bag, and placed it in her fridge. As she waited for the kettle to boil, she walked over to her computer, and logged on to her favourite website, thisisbigbrother.com.

As the screen loaded, she heard the door opening.

"Ann, you in? Open up!" a voice called from outside.

She stood bolt upright.

Annie
29-09-2008, 04:23 PM
This is actually brilliant

MrGaryy
29-09-2008, 04:24 PM
This isn't anything to do with the conspiracy theory behind Ann is it?

Magic
29-09-2008, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Gazbo
This isn't anything to do with the conspiracy theory behind Ann is it?

What the she is someone else?

Na, its all made up as I go along.
Apart from the whole Shaun being a phsco thing.

Firewire
29-09-2008, 04:33 PM
lol

Magic
29-09-2008, 06:13 PM
Previously on TiBB Tales: The Mystery of Ann[/b]
April, Shaun turns phsco, and its Febuary, and Ann has a mysterious person at her door.

The normal days

She froze. What was he doing here? He said he wouldnt be back, untill later.

"Now then my darling Chris, of course I am". They both hugged each other, their warm hearts of love joining for a few seconds. "Why are you back so early dear?" she asked, while she returned to her computer.

He began to talk, and she half listened to his tale of buses and rain and wind and Sue from from number 24 and her awfull manners. She always tried to listen, but when her computer was on, she felt like she was part of a big family. Of course, she had a loving family in reality, there was allways little Desting popping around, but on TiBB she had so many friends.

She signed in to her MSN, and messages arrived. It was Shaun. Again.

Shaun says:
Heya Ann

Shaun says:
How are you?

Shaun says:
Ann?

Shaun says:
I am so glad we have become such good friends.

Shaun says:
Did you recieve my call? :)

It was the norm now. For the last two months, Shaun had been speaking to Ann non stop. He seemed a very unusual boy, he was so interested in her family, where she lived, who she lived with, when they were out, where she would go in her day. He seemed kind, but slightly... diffrent.

The phone rang....
It was Shaun.



This is all fiction, so nobody get offended.
And I make it up as I go along.. Plot ideas welcome!

Billy
29-09-2008, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Magic
Previously on TiBB Tales: The Mystery of Ann[/b]
April, Shaun turns phsco, and its Febuary, and Ann has a mysterious person at her door.

The normal days

She froze. What was he doing here? He said he wouldnt be back, untill later.

"Now then my darling Chris, of course I am". They both hugged each other, their warm hearts of love joining for a few seconds. "Why are you back so early dear?" she asked, while she returned to her computer.

He began to talk, and she half listened to his tale of buses and rain and wind and Sue from from number 24 and her awfull manners. She always tried to listen, but when her computer was on, she felt like she was part of a big family. Of course, she had a loving family in reality, there was allways little Desting popping around, but on TiBB she had so many friends.

She signed in to her MSN, and messages arrived. It was Shaun. Again.

Shaun says:
Heya Ann

Shaun says:
How are you?

Shaun says:
Ann?

Shaun says:
I am so glad we have become such good friends.

Shaun says:
Did you recieve my call? :)

It was the norm now. For the last two months, Shaun had been speaking to Ann non stop. He seemed a very unusual boy, he was so interested in her family, where she lived, who she lived with, when they were out, where she would go in her day. He seemed kind, but slightly... diffrent.

The phone rang....
It was Shaun.



This is all fiction, so nobody get offended.
And I make it up as I go along.. Plot ideas welcome!


ROFLFMAO THIS SI AMAZING <3

LemonJam
29-09-2008, 06:14 PM
I don't even know who Ann is :S haha.

Shaun
29-09-2008, 06:15 PM
LMFAO.

Matt
29-09-2008, 06:17 PM
This is HILARIOUS. :dance2:

\PJ/
29-09-2008, 06:26 PM
Is it ann from TIBB you are writing about?

Locke.
29-09-2008, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by LemonJam
I don't even know who Ann is :S haha.

I think it's the woman who everyone keeps making threads about... never seen a post from her though.

LargeAndInCharge
29-09-2008, 07:04 PM
i became dalefan because iam an idiot

bb didtn interest me much during the period

then when bb finished i came back as largeandincharge

Locke.
29-09-2008, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by LargeAndInCharge
i became dalefan because iam an idiot

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

MarkWaldorf
29-09-2008, 07:06 PM
lmao poor ann. I always stick up for her but that was funny. :hugesmile:

LemonJam
29-09-2008, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Markus
lmao poor ann. I always stick up for her but that was funny. :hugesmile:

Who is Ann? D:

MarkWaldorf
29-09-2008, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Markus
lmao poor ann. I always stick up for her but that was funny. :hugesmile:

Who is Ann? D:

A member on here. She went MIA in April.

LargeAndInCharge
29-09-2008, 07:12 PM
MIA??????

LemonJam
29-09-2008, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Markus
lmao poor ann. I always stick up for her but that was funny. :hugesmile:

Who is Ann? D:

A member on here. She went MIA in April.

Ah right, thanks :)

She seems quite the TiBB ledgend.

LargeAndInCharge
29-09-2008, 07:17 PM
MIA????

Magic
29-09-2008, 07:24 PM
I have tried to do it nicely, so Ann is portrayed in a good way.

supernoodles!
29-09-2008, 07:26 PM
pmsl there is an ann conspiricy theory omg what have i missed haha!

Shaun
29-09-2008, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by LargeAndInCharge
MIA????

missing in action :P

supernoodles!
29-09-2008, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by David_Purdy
Originally posted by LemonJam
I don't even know who Ann is :S haha.

I think it's the woman who everyone keeps making threads about... never seen a post from her though.


shes a total ledge

Sam
29-09-2008, 07:48 PM
Probably one of the nicest, funniest, and best members we've had on TiBB :laugh:

Magic
29-09-2008, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by Sam
Probably one of the nicest, funniest, and best members we've had on TiBB :laugh:

Aww thanks!
LOL

Yeah, she was a bit of a leg end. m8.

supernoodles!
29-09-2008, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Sam
Probably one of the nicest, funniest, and best members we've had on TiBB :laugh:

Aww thanks!
LOL

Yeah, she was a bit of a leg end. m8.


aye deffo deffo

Magic
29-09-2008, 08:16 PM
The Box[/b]
It was midnight.
Shaun reloaded the page again, and smiled.

He was there. She typed his name. He reloaded the page again. For the last month or so, Shaun was in heaven. And thats where it all began for Shaun, heaven.
-
Shaun despised those threads. Then made him feel unwanted, unloved, uneeded. But she realised that. Ann cared about Shaun. It was the thread which everyone checked again, and again, to see if they were a member that someone 'got to know and really liked'. And Shaun was liked by Ann.

She liked him. Everytime Shaun read his name he felt so happy, and that is where the downward spiral for Ann began. From that day forth, Shaun fell in love with her.

But he had competition. Callum. He was everything Shaun wasn't. He liked music that Ann liked, he like soaps Ann likes, he listened, and in general Ann loved him. And from the day Shaun really began to fanstise over Ann, he realised to win her heart, he would need to elimate Callum from the equation.
-

It was 1.00am. Shaun stood up, and for the last time that night, smiled at his name. He turned off the light, and walked upstairs, avoiding the 8th step, which creaked loudly. He brushed his teath, still feeling warm inside. As he walked in to his room, and closed his door, he breathed out.

He was in real Heaven now.

He crouched on his knees, and pulled out a large chest from under his bed. He picked up the items, which were silhouted in the darkness.

"Joe. Joe" he wispered. Joe Pasquale was Anns favourite comedian, and Shaun loved Ann, so he loved Joe. His longer fingers placed the comedians DVD in to the DVD player, and the same happy sounds filled the room. He continued to loom through the box, smiling at photos, texts, CD's and more. His hand pulled out his favourite photo of Ann, and the boy carefully placed it next to his lamp.

He pulled out his phone, and rang the number again.
No answer. He phoned again. And again.

He was angry now. He wanted Ann to himself. And Shaun knew he would get her. It was just a matter of time...


LOL what if Ann returns mid story!

supernoodles!
29-09-2008, 08:20 PM
pmsl joe pasquale eee god forgot how big a fan of him our Ann was

LemonJam
29-09-2008, 08:20 PM
LOL, I love this story!

Annie
29-09-2008, 08:22 PM
This is awsome

Matt
29-09-2008, 08:24 PM
Bravo Magic, this is great :bouncy:

Shaun
29-09-2008, 11:21 PM
This is scaring even me. :D

Shaun
30-09-2008, 10:17 PM
I want moar.

Hugo
30-09-2008, 10:18 PM
LOL This good.

MarkWaldorf
30-09-2008, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by Shaun
I want moar.

gimme gimme more
wontchu :lovedup:

Mrluvaluva
01-10-2008, 09:54 AM
What is going on here my dear friend Sam?

Magic
01-10-2008, 09:48 PM
Previously on The Mystery of Ann
April '08: Shaun gets nasty with someone on webcam, but why?
Febuary '08: Ann gets stalked, and we realise how much Shaun loves Ann

What happend to love?

The wind tickled the leaves, and the rain beat against the window frame. The loud voices from the TV were in battle with the 'High School Musical' soundtrack, but the boy just stood on the spot, looking like someone from a new, unseen world.

The blank face remained emotionless, staring at the computer screen infront of him. He loved her, her loved her so much, yet the feeling wasn't mutual.
-
He had tried so much to be Ann's number one, but no matter how many times he phoned, emailed or texted her, Callum remained untouchable.

First he tried to impress her. He researched humour online, and tried out so many jokes and gags, but none worked. Then he tried to share similar interests, music, fashion, neices, celebritys, TiBB... but that failed. And then he came up with his master plan, if he couldn't beat number one, he had to remove him.

First of all, he framed him. He hacked in to Anns account, and set her a rather 'nude' avatar, and framed Callum. But, despite pleeding with Ann not to forgive him, Ann went back to Callum and left Shaun again. He then talked to Callum, and eventually managed to manipulate him in to getting Ann in to trouble, when the both 'bullied' another member. After this plan worked, Shaun realised Callum needed to leave TiBB, forever.

And, eventually Callum did leave. Shaun used his skills to turn the whole of TiBB against him, and, told Callum if were ever to return, Ann would hate him forever.

So he left. But, after pleeding with him to return on the phone, Ann made Callum return.
-
And that is where things changed.

Shaun says:
Heya Ann

Ann says:
Now ThEn I Never WaNt To Hear fRom You Again After What You Did TO My Deer Calumm

Shaun says:
But Ann, please. He is lying, I love you.

Ann says:
You Are NotHing But A Fake And A Foneey AnD i Wish I Never Met You

Shaun says:
Ann, you dont mean that, you are my one.

Shaun says:
Please Ann

Shaun says:
Ann, dont do this to me.

Shaun says:
Please pick up.

He felt betrayed, confused and unloved. He couldn't move, his mind and limps were frozen. And it was from this night onwards, Shaun realised he needed to have Ann all to himself...

Matt
01-10-2008, 09:51 PM
LMFAO, keep up the good work :laugh2:

Billy
01-10-2008, 09:56 PM
RTOFLFMOALMFOA

Shaun
01-10-2008, 09:59 PM
It's all true... ever since she first used this :hug: I couldn't take my eyes off of her.

Magic
02-10-2008, 08:27 PM
A new bit coming tonight!

Mrluvaluva
02-10-2008, 08:29 PM
Hurry up!

Magic
02-10-2008, 08:48 PM
Previously on TiBB Tales:The Mystery of Ann
Shaun finally cracked, and says he will do anything to get Ann.

- The thoughts of innocence
The tears fell down the boys face, like a dolphin swimming through the waves. All he wanted in life was to be liked, to be loved, and to be noticed. But he wasn't.

It all started a few months ago, when Shaun asked him to take part in his online big brother. When he entered, he felt so happy. Shaun wanted him, he needed him, and for the first time in his life, Darenn felt part of something.

He stayed for 3 weeks, and those three weeks were the happiest of his life. But, as all things in Darenns life, it came to a crashing hault. He was evicted, and hated.

But Shaun was there for him. He cared. Shaun said he was so hated by his housemates and the viewers, that Shaun had to delete all of the mass hate, as he didn't want Darenn to become more upset.

He would often open up his heart to Shaun, and tell him how he felt about everything. And the best thing was, recently Shaun showed real interest and compassion for Darenn. He was a friend. Darenns first friend ever.

Shaun was such a kind person, he was going through hards times as it was, Ann had been constantly phoning him and messing him around, yet Shaun still cared for Darenn. Darenn would do anything for Shaun.

He sat on his bed, and looked over to his laptop.

Shaun says:
Please show me Darenn, I wont show anyone.

Darenn says:
I dont know... I am sorry Shaun.

Shaun says:
I understand. Its just I thought we trusted each other :(

Darenn says:
We do x

Darenn says:
Here >

The boy wiped away his tears, and turned on his webcam.
His trousers slid to the floor.





So, that was a Ann free story, but dont worry, it will soon be more Ann and less Shaun



:tongue:

Shaun
02-10-2008, 08:49 PM
ROFL.

Magic
02-10-2008, 09:05 PM
Is everyone following it so far?
I dont know if I wrote it clear enough...

Basically, it begins with Shaun taking pictures of someones bits, who we later find out to be Darenns.

Then we go two months back in time, and find out how much Shaun loves Ann. Then, eventually Ann 'dumps' Shaun as a friend.

Shaun then realises he must have Ann all to himself, and begins a plan.

And then, we are back to the Start, and Darenn become the victim of Shaun. But why does Shaun want Darenn?

Next Time: Ann gets a suprise, and why does Shaun want Darenn?

Shaun
03-10-2008, 06:30 PM
:)

Magic
06-10-2008, 08:36 PM
Last Time: Ann doesn't want anything to do with Shaun, who is busy manipulating Darenn, but why?

It was ringing, yet again.

Christopher was really fed up with this, and he knew that Ann was getting annoyed to, but she wouldn't phone the police.

For the last month or so, Ann's phone had been ringing non stop, and when she answered, the caller put the phone down. Sometimes they would stay on the line, but all you could here was panting and heavy breathing, and other times there would be a long silence, but nine out of ten times, they would hang up.

At it wasn't just phone calls, Ann's postbox was full everyday. She would get about ten letters, all from the same person. Some where empty, and some were far from it. Blackmails and threats would fill about two of these letters, and others would be filed with images, black wirey hair, tone nail clippings, DVDs.... everyday brought new goods.

The lady sat down, and turned on her TV. Her favourite show, The Price is Right, was about to start, and that always made her feel much happier. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

It was little Destiny. "Aunty Ann!" the small girl exlaimed, hugging her Aunt.

Ann reached down, leaving her cigarette on the side, and picked up her little neice.

"Oh my dear little Destiny! Now then my dear girl, how are you? Dont you look pretty today!" She smiler contently, as she enhaled on her cigarette, filling the room with a musty scent.

They both chatted, and watched the TV for an hour or so, when the door rang again.

Three young girls stood outside, gigglying outside merryly. One of the girls, the dark haired one, Ann recongined, but where from, she didnt know.

"Heya, are you Ann Hayden?"

"Yes my dears" she replied, cautiously.

"You phoned us last night, booking a Ann Summers party! And we are here to make your fantasy a reality!"

Ann slammed the door, and covered Destinys ears. This had now gone to far.

Conzors
06-10-2008, 09:04 PM
Lol

Awh your well good at these Magic x

JOSHUAH!
06-10-2008, 09:11 PM
HAHA. Thats hillarious, good job Magic.

Shaun
06-10-2008, 10:26 PM
-doesn't like the bitch hogging my limelight.-

-won't be feeding her tonight-

Magic
06-10-2008, 10:27 PM
Does anyone want me to continue?

If so...
How will Billy21be involved, what will Darenn do for Shaun, and Ann has someone very close to her.... on TiBB!

Billy
06-10-2008, 10:28 PM
ME ME ME

Magic
07-10-2008, 08:36 PM
He could here the engine from outide, and he knew that it was time. He picked up his two bags, and walked down the stairs. The boy breathed it a long breath, and closed the door behind him.

As the Taxi drove off, he questioned just how, and why, he was going to do this. And it all went back to his foolish antics. If he never showed his vital organ to Shaun, then he wouldn't feel so forced in to commiting this 'duty'.

He had been driving about three hours, and each minute felt more painfull that the last. Why was he doing this? Why?
-
She typed away on her computer, and smiled. No matter how much Shaun was getting to her, TiBB would always cheer her up. She clicked 'Post Topic' (About TiBBs funniest member) when she heard a loud knocking on her door.

She stood up, sighing. This was the 5th person today. As her arm swang the door open, she gasped.

It was Darenn! But he was crying... and was soaking wet... why was he here... he lived in London... Ann was shocked, scared and confused.

"Darenn, my dear, come in, come in". The boy slowly walked in, refusing to make eye contact.

"Now then, my dear friend, what has brought you here? And why are you crying?". The lady was so confused, and nothing seemed to make sense anymore.

About 10 minutes passed, and the boy finally began to talk. Ann sat, and listened, her cofeee in hand.

"It was... my.... um.... my teacher. Mr.. Hill... He... He touches me Ann. He does things..I dont know what to do... I am scared...Nobody believes me...You.... Kind...I need somewhere safe...I am so confused Ann...."

Ann reached over and hugged Darenn, her arms embracing him in a shield of love and protection. Darenns hand touched her back, and he smoothed her. He slid his free hand in to his pocket, and pulled out three white tablets. He remembered what Shaun said, and dropped all three in to her cofee. He had done it.

They both returned to their seats, and Darenn continued to talk.

About an hour later, and Ann tried to keep her mind working, but everything was begining to turn in to a blur. She knew Christopher wasn't home, and for some reason a boy was at her house...and Chris wasn't home... and someone was speaking...

Her body slid off the sofa, and hit the floor.
All was black.

Shaun
07-10-2008, 08:43 PM
:shocked:

supernoodles!
07-10-2008, 08:45 PM
ooooh i wonder who it may be hmmmm?

MarkWaldorf
07-10-2008, 08:51 PM
Omg :o

Mrluvaluva
08-10-2008, 09:08 AM
Oooh. Why has he drugged her? What's he gonna do?

Magic
09-10-2008, 09:27 PM
New bit coming soon!

Mrluvaluva
09-10-2008, 09:48 PM
Hurry up!

Magic
14-10-2008, 09:51 PM
Previously [/i] - Shaun stalks Ann, and Darenn drugs her - but why?

The boy looked at the body, she was out of it. He checked her pulse, and turned her over, so her eyes weren't looking at him. He couldn't believe what he had done, not in the slightest way.

He looked at his watch, and picked up his mobile phone. He pressed the keypad, and waited in anticipation as the phone rang.

"Shaun.... I... I did it"

"Good, stay there, dont move. I have phoned them up, they'll be here tommorow. Christopher is sorted"

Shaun hung up, and Darenn waited with a baited breath. He was coming. They would see each other, the first time yet, face to face.

He sat down, and stroked Ann's hair.

The Door banged.

A sniggering voice filled the room.

"Hello Ann. Ann. Hello Ann. How are you Ann? My dear Ann, are you ignoring me? Well you have to ignore me now Ann, as your nothing... your mine"

"Shaun... I dont want to do this... I cant... I want to tell someone" the other boy stuttered, backing towards the door Shaun walked through.

"Tell a soul, and you will be nothing. I have rewards for you boy, you will be loved. I will treat you good."

The boy remained silence, and stared down at Ann's still body.

"Help me move her, I want her in the car. Grap her legs, and I want her in my boot, she will be fine in there."

Darenn was unsure, his mind was full of nothing but loud voices. He couldn't think, move, feel. He felt lifeless.

-
Bang.

The boy jumped, and looked around him. He was surrounded by a never ending block of flats, and a long terraced house road, directly infront of him lay a black car, and Shaun. He looked again, and realised Shaun had his belongings. His mobile, his wallet, his clothes.

"This will do. You are going to have to make your own way back to London. We are off. Next stop Blackpool!" Shaun slapped the car roof, and drove off.

Darenn was alone. And Ann, was gone.

Magic
14-10-2008, 10:07 PM
Coming Soon -

Chewy has a shock suprise.....
Darenn meets a real lover...
supernoodles is set for a BIG suprise...
largeandincharge, Shaun, Ann, and Billy all cross paths... but how... and why?



TiBB Tales:New Topic
The next tale is set on a much more serious note... what is the global effect of one topic?

Expect big things! :tongue:

Mrluvaluva
14-10-2008, 10:29 PM
Oooooooh! Can't wait!

Magic
15-10-2008, 06:44 PM
Previously - Shaun kidnaps Ann, and leaves Darenn deserted miles away from his home.

The harsh high pitched alarm tone filled the room, stirring the lady laying in the bed. Five minutes later, and she slowly awoke.
Her feet contrasted against the ghost white matt, and she slowly walked in to her bathroom.

'This is the last morning I will be in my own home again' she thought, whilst looking at her reflection in the mirror. How she was going to pull this off, she didn't know, but she did know, she would become one rich lady for living her new life.

It was 10am, and her stomach was turning, she couldn't compose herself, she felt so nervous, as if she were hanging from a cliff, being supported by nothing but a thread of cotton.

Her black hands reached in to the wooden drawer, and pulled out... a face. White, slighyly aged looking rubber lay in her hands, as she knew that soon, she would become Ann.

She had already had major cosmetic surgery performed on her hands, chests and legs, which transformed her jet black skin in to a chalk-board white. And she had dieted well, to fit her new 'cuddly' personnal.

Angie was saying goodbye to her old life, her friends, her family, and she would welcome a whole new life. The life of Ann.

She collected a small bag, and closed the door behind her.

The wind brushed against her face, but she felt nothing in her new mask. She held her head up high, and walked onwards through the town centre, heading to her new home.

supernoodles!
15-10-2008, 06:53 PM
:laugh::laugh:

Mrluvaluva
15-10-2008, 06:56 PM
I knew there was something about Ange I couldn't quite put my finger on. (cue pun).

AngRemembered
15-10-2008, 09:28 PM
pussy Mrluvaluva?
:rolleyes::laugh2: why dont you say what you mean

My solicitors are reading this with care mr Magic :kiss:

Scarlett.
15-10-2008, 09:29 PM
Angie! I never knew :shocked: :laugh:

AngRemembered
15-10-2008, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Chewy
Angie! I never knew :shocked: :laugh:

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chewy, with any luck nobody will be paying much attention :wink::kiss:

Magic
15-10-2008, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Ann
pussy Mrluvaluva?
:rolleyes::laugh2: why dont you say what you mean

My solicitors are reading this with care mr Magic :kiss:

Sure, I wonder how long you will last as Ann?


Next Time - Darenn makes his way back, and Laura gets a phone call.

AngRemembered
15-10-2008, 10:03 PM
I'll always be Ann gee, I thought that would have been obvious:laugh2:

Magic
15-10-2008, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Angiebabe
I'll always be Ann gee, I thought that would have been obvious:laugh2:

How is your new life?
Rubber melted yet? loool

Annie
15-10-2008, 10:26 PM
Haha I knew Angie wasnt real! And that Shaun really fancied Angie all alone and not Ann!

Magic
15-10-2008, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Annie
Haha I knew Angie wasnt real! And that Shaun really fancied Angie all alone and not Ann!

:O No, he doesnt, he fancys Ann, Angie is the fake Ann to fool Anns family! lol

Annie
15-10-2008, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Annie
Haha I knew Angie wasnt real! And that Shaun really fancied Angie all alone and not Ann!

:O No, he doesnt, he fancys Ann, Angie is the fake Ann to fool Anns family! lol

I know but she is going to be acting like her! So it will be like Shaun fancies her! haha

Magic
21-10-2008, 09:03 PM
Last Time: Shaun kidnapped Ann, deserted Darenn, and Angie began a new life as Ann. [/i]

The mans hairy palm reached over, and smoothed Darenn leg. He knew what was coming, and he could take it. Within ten seconds, thick green puke lined the white vans seat.

"YOU ****ING PRICK! THIS 'AINT MY VAN I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW! YOU WANTED A ****ING LIFT, AND YOU WONT GIVE SWEET F ALL IN RETURN. WELL YOU CAN **** YOU, YOU PRICK. GET THE **** OUT!"

The man dodged his car in to grass verge, and climbed out the van. He opened Darenn's door, and grabbed his jumper, pulling him out the van.

"Find your own way back you ungratefull tart". The man started the engine, and threw his 'Coca-Cola' can out the window. Darenn wiped away his tears, and drunk the last remaining liquid, before falling to the floor again, in tears.

20 minutes later, and the boy began to take in to account his surroundings. On the side of the road lay a copy of "The Portsmouth Times", and in the distance, he could see what looked like a town or a city. If he found some money, he could try and phone Shaun, and beg for help.

-

It was near dusk, and the moon could be seen approaching. The boy rubbed with his index finger a 50 pence piece he had found, and, recalling Shauns number, made his way to the phone box. In the distance he could hear the sound of Pete Burns' "Your spin me right round", which was slowly, and sadly approaching.

Darenn entered the phone box, and slowly dialled Shauns number. The phone began to ring...

"Yes Mum, I got the best of, and the Steamboat Willie Boxset..."

Shaun answered.

A voice from outside could be heard. "...it was on a bogoff in WHSmith, and I saw Pete Burn's new autobiography..."

"Shaun. Please. Help me. I helped you get Ann, I helped you..."

"...so can you by it for me next time you, ummm..."

"...Get Ann, and fight off Callum, I have helped you so much, please, just find me some transport."

"...Ummm... I need to go now mum, love you".

"I fought off the hole of TiBB, I found Angie, nobody will know Ann went... Please Shaun" Shaun hung up.

Darenn slowly emerged from the phone box, and he was looked at by a interested 13 something year old.

"Can I help?" Darenn asked, the anger and hatred boiling in his voice.

"Harry doesn't speak to strangers... Darenn. Ann will not be missed, OK. Harry is going". The boy walked off, humming the spice girls.

Darenn walked over to the nearby road, to tired to care, and stuck out his thumb. A car slowy pulled in.

xDramatick
21-10-2008, 09:09 PM
ROTFL.
I'm a failed slag!

that's worse than being a slag xD

Annie
21-10-2008, 09:55 PM
I always thought darenn would do a guy for a lift like! disappointing!

Magic
21-10-2008, 09:57 PM
BTW, that boy was Posted, who may have a Vendetta against Ann.
Ok.

Annie
21-10-2008, 10:05 PM
:cheer:

Magic
25-10-2008, 10:07 PM
Last Time: Ann was kidnapped by Shaun, Angie became Ann and Darenn, who helped Shaun kidnap Angie finally returned to London.. being spotted by Posted Spice.[/i]

Angie lay on the sofa, living the life of Ann. It was fun, easy, relaxing. She had been Ann now for 2 days, but already she felt as though she knew Ann inside out. Her habbits, her family, her friends. Everything was perfect.

She lit a cigarette, and turned on the TV, and the angry voice of Jeremy Kyle filled the room, and the audienced gasped.

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/2791/21351969df3.png (http://imageshack.us)

She wiped away her tears....

"But... your my parentss...she is my mummm"

Jeremy spoke, silencing the room. "Laura, your parents dont want to hurt you. The results our in... and your mother is..."

The camera pried inwards at the faces, as Angie, or Ann dragged on her cigarette.

"Ann!"

Angie gasped, as Anns face, now the face of her appeared on the screen. Ann had a child! The phone immediately rang. Angie's mind was spinning... not now... she didnt need this.

"Nooo... please no... you have made a mistake! She is not my mother! I know her.... I have seen her.... no... mum... mum.... mum" The girl wept, and Jeremy frowned.

"So thats all from todays show, another family has been made happier. Join us tommorow, when teenage tearaway Annie meets the truth"

Laura was Anns Daughter, and Angie knew now thing were going to get ten times worse.


-
Shaun stood at the hotel counter, and smiled. He handed over his credit card, about to begin his return journey to Tourquay. His weekend in Blackpool had given him time to create a story, and show Ann who is in control. While Shaun enjoyed his stay in a 4 star Blackpool hotel, Ann had suffered, being locked in Shauns boot, with just one hour of daylight.

Shaun collected his suitcase and card, and thanked the receptionist, walking out of the hotel doors.

"David, David... can you fetch me a pen"

A teenage boy, who occupied the hotels basement went picked up the nearby pen. As he turned, he saw someone familar.... it was Shaun... from TiBB!

He opened the doors, and ran towards Shauns car. He opened his mouth, about to shout hello, when Shaun opened his car boot.

David, or Chewy stood and stared. His eyes focused on his car again and again... and he was seeing right. Ann was locked Shauns boot.

"Ready for the Journey home Ann?" Shaun slammed the boot, and chuckled.

David ran indoors.

-
One ordinary lady... held hostage by Shaun... being impersonated by Angie. Been spotted by Chewy, mother of Supernoodles, drugged by Darenn, who has been seen by Harry, AKA Posting_Spice...

But what lays in store when Darenn blackmails Shaun, and Laura, Chewy and Posted have a chat.

Magic
27-10-2008, 02:19 PM
BUMP. Comment please :P

Mrluvaluva
27-10-2008, 07:55 PM
Next episode please.

Magic
28-10-2008, 10:37 PM
This episode may contain upsetting scenes for some [/b]

"SHUT THE **** UP"

The rain lashed against the windows like one thousand hungry hands reaching for food in the middle of a holocaust. The lamp stretched the shadows of Shaun across the room, and made Ann feel more scared of the young, teenage boy.

"Now then Shaun, Ann is here, don't worry, I will help you...things aren't as bad as they seem, you just have to let me..."

"...I said SHUT THE **** UP. You evil bitch, you have made my life a mess. A MESS!". He screamed aloud, and throw a glass against the white washed wall, which shattered in to tiny pieces across the carpet.

Ann had been kept in this small flat now for one week, but being locked in these four walls made the minutes seem like days, and the days seem like years.

"WHY ANN? Why? Why didn't you say you had a child! This changes everything! Angie doesn't know anything...WE could be discovered!" A tear slid down Shaun's face, and he suddenly realised what was happening.

Ann's eyes fell to the floor. "Now then Shaun, I didn't want to hurt you, I don't like talking about my dear child, now I was rather young my dear, I didn't know what I wanted. Just let me go home, and nobody will know."

"YOUR GOING NOWHERE! We are together, forever. I am moving in here.... We will live together. It will work. We can have real kids, not like her, that little spawn, so insecure, such a failure, she fantasises over love on EastEnders, just like her dirty mother, as nobody else would dare love her"

"DONT TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT!"

Shauns eyes flicked at Ann, and she wailed out.

"I am sorry Shaun, I am sorry, Shaun, Shaun... PLEASE!"

He raised his fist, and Ann ducked down. Just before his swang his fist, his phone began ringing. Shaun paused, as The Fast Food Rockers "A Pizza Hut" filled the room.

Incoming Call Darenn

Shaun answered. " What you dirty little **** bag?"

"Marry me. Marry me online. Or else, I'll report you, you liitle **** bag. TiBB at 9, or else. Goodbye."

Darenn hung up, and silence filled the room.

Tom
28-10-2008, 10:45 PM
Oh so just blaming me for a bit of cheap promotion was you?

Magic
28-10-2008, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by Tom
Oh so just blaming me for a bit of cheap promotion was you?

LOL. Shaun and Ann are sooooo not in love here.... :wink:
Yet.

Mrluvaluva
29-10-2008, 04:39 PM
Can't wait for the next installment.

Tom4784
29-10-2008, 04:56 PM
Lol This is hilarious! I'm loving it.

supernoodles!
29-10-2008, 05:20 PM
next one magic:banana:

Magic
29-10-2008, 08:19 PM
Nicky says:
xD LOL @ Shaun and Darenns wedding x

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
xD I know! xD How are you?

Nicky says:
Fine, cant believe about Supernoodles and Ann! x

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
Hmmm... yeah

Posted - STEAM BOAT WILLY FOR LIFE has been added to the conversation

Posted - STEAM BOAT WILLY FOR LIFE says:
OMG GUESS WHAT?

Nicky says:
:O What?

Posted - STEAM BOAT WILLY FOR LIFE says:
I saw Darenn the other day in my town! I didn't say anything though

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
:O REALLY!

Posted - STEAM BOAT WILLY FOR LIFE says:
He was on the phone to Shaun and was talking about getting Ann and fighting off Callum! I was to scared to say hi LOL

Nicky says:
What d'ya mean, getting Ann?

Posted - STEAM BOAT WILLY FOR LIFE says:
No idea LOL.... SPICE GIRLS ARE ON MTV BYE


Posted - STEAM BOAT WILLY FOR LIFE has left the conversation.

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
Nicky, I want to tell you something, and now I wish I told someone else, but you have to promise you wont tell anyone, as I may be wrong.

Nicky says:
Sure, I wont say xD

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
A week or so back, Shaun must of stayed at my Hotel, as I saw him! I ran out to speak, but then I saw something.

Nicky says:
...? x

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
In his boot he had Ann! Why - Dont ask me.

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
But it seemed wrong, like Ann didn't want to be there.

Nicky says:
CHEWY! This is big... and bad :O We need to tell someone older, and responible, or get someone clever, someone really, really clever to do some detective work.

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
Who is really clever?

Nicky says:
Brother?

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
OMG of course

The news is revealed... But will anything happen?

Scarlett.
03-11-2008, 06:20 PM
LMAO!!! That actually looks like a Nicky/Chewy convo (with less smileys though)

Nicky.
03-11-2008, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Chewy
LMAO!!! That actually looks like a Nicky/Chewy convo (with less smileys though)

LOL!

I agree! Its like SO me and you!

What d'ya mean? Less smilies? :tongue:

We use no smilies xD

Shaun
07-11-2008, 05:03 AM
:dazzler:

Magic
16-11-2008, 11:13 PM
The rain pattered slowly against the window of the train, and Laura wiped away her tears. As the meaningless fields and faces filled the window, she couldn't't help feel sadness, yet excitement, knowing in two hours time, she would meet her real mum.

It had been 26 days now since her event full time on Jeremy Kyle, and since lots had changed. She felt so distanced from her real family now, knowing that her mother was in fact nothing to her, and this middle aged woman, who, strangely she had known on an Internet Forum for 8 months, was her mother.

Every night Laura would ignore her family, and sit at her computer. She would always be cheered up there, every day something was happening, just a week or so back two members got 'married', which took her mind away from reality.

Ann hadn't been on TiBB at all recently, so they arranged their meeting on the telephone. She didn't speak how she imagined her, for some reason, her middle aged white mother sounded rather... Jamaican.

A loud voice filled the room, and Laura picked up her bag and stood up. She knew that on the platform in front of her stood her mother.


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Angie was angry, Shaun never let her know that she had to be a 'Mother' to someone that was Ann's child. When she signed the contract, she only knew about Ann's close family and friends, and since, she had to learn a whole new part of Ann.

Today, she was going to meet her future 'Daughter' and she was dreading every second of meeting a wild, sex fuelled teenager. She knew that she would have to make up a whole new past to please this girl, and therefore risked being discovered.

Angie had been waiting on the cold, baron platform for about five minutes, when suddenly, as if it appeared from nowhere arrived a Train. She knew that any second now, she was about to meet Laura.

A old lady stood off the train, and then a middle aged, over weight man. She waited, and looked down the platform. A young boy emerged as well, and then, somebody that looked like they were from the Army. Silence filled the platform, when suddenly a teenage boy jumped in to the young Army Mans arms.

"I love you Brother" said the younger of the two.

Angie felt like pukeing, she had been stood up. She turned her back, and headed for the exit.

"Ann, it's me"

Angie span around, and saw in front of her a tall, black haired girl. She tried to imagine she was Ann. "Laura its you! My darling baby girl! Look at you! Your beautiful. Like I was."

Laura stood still, emotionless, scared, yet still excited. She tried to speak, but all that game out was a silent squeak.

"I have thought of you every day, my little girl. My little Lean..Laura. Come and give your Mother a hug." Angie walked towards her.

Laura felt like hitting her, her mother, who abandoned her, didn't even know her name! "GET AWAY! YOU WILL NEVER BE MUM. YOUR NOT MY MOTHER"

"Yes I am!" Angie shouted back, the anger showing in her voice, as she walked towards Laura.

"GET AWAY! GET AWAY!" Laura tried to walk away, but Angie continued walking forward. "GET AWAY. MY MUM WILL ALWAYS BE AT HOME!" Laura's hand, out of anger and pain swung forward, and slapped Angie's face.

As of then, everything went slow. As her finger touched Angie's 'Skin' she felt rubber, and, has her hand went back, Ann's 'face' fell to the floor, and dark, black skin shone through. Angie was discovered.

"GET AWAY. YOUR FAKE. YOU NOT EVEN HER. HELP!"

Angie looked around her, and ran for the exit. She ran as fast as she could, everything was blurred, when suddenly, all she saw was Army Print.

The man from the Army had stood in front of her.

"Nice one Brother"

Magic
20-11-2008, 10:11 PM
comments?

Tom4784
20-11-2008, 10:17 PM
Ha! I love it! What will happen next I wonder? I can't wait for the next episode! I'd love to have a cameo in it but i don't think i'd fit in well! Now that Angie's been discovered what's going to happen next?

AngRemembered
20-11-2008, 10:22 PM
LOL, I just caught up with this masterpiece, oh what a laugh.

This is a bit :blush2: but still very :joker: Magic :lovedup: well done :flowers:

Magic
03-12-2008, 12:33 PM
Previously - Shaun, with the help of Darenn kidnaps Ann, and sets Angie to pose as her! Chewy see's Shaun and Ann together, Posted hears Darenns phone Call, Laura discovers Ann is her mum - and goes to mett her, discovering Angie is pretending to be Ann! Angie flees - but does she succeed?

It had been two weeks since that event full day, and Ann was now officially declared as a missing person.

Luckily, at the train station CCTV caught Angie, pose as Ann, but, despite the story featuring in the local news, Angie had vanished before the police arrived, and was know where to be seen.

Life went on, and Shaun and Ann were now living together in the small bedsit, hidden from reality, Laura was back at College, Angie had escaped to Jamaica, Darenn was back in London, and a teenage boy, who we shall call 'LargeAndInCharge' became fascinated with the events of that day.

'LargeAndInCharge' recognized the faces of that day from a online forum he was on, and he remembered, that Ann, had vanished from the forum. And this, made him scared and excited, as he wanted to prove to his parents he was as heroic as his brother, and, on the evening of the train station drama, he vowed to himself he would find out where Ann was.

And that is when 'LargeAndInCharge' became Dale. He knew from all the famous detective stories that to solve a mystery – you need to be undercover. And, he also learnt that fame gets everything – and so he became the Big Brother 9 evictee Dale. For two, long weeks he tries his best to asked so many members about Ann, but none of them knew anything about the vanished lady. Until he spoke to Posted.

Harry, or Posted was a unusual teenager. He didn’t love girls, music and the latest craze – his mind was very particular – and he remembered everything in the finest detail. Posted talked for Britain – he constantly told ‘Dale’ about Robot Wars, Disney and Pete Burns. And then, he told ‘Dale’ a story about the day he bought ‘The Steamboat Willie Mega Box set’…

Dale says:
So Ann, you never spoke much?

Posted says:
No. :mad: I am going now to watch steamboat Willie

Dale says:
What’s that?

Posted says:
a tv show. join the fan club

Posted says:
:shocked: i just remembered when I bought it I saw Darren the weird dramatic one that married Shaun

Posted says:
and he talked about someone called Ann

Dale says:
IS THIS TRUE?

Posted says:
yes i dont lie

Dale says:
So he spoke about someone called Ann? Do you know who else he mentioned?

Posted says:
callum and shaun

Dale says:
I have to go – thanks so much

For the next two days, ‘LargeAndInCharge’ searched and searched – until he found vital details about Shaun’s movements. He had ordered tickets to see Joe Pasquale – live in the princess theatre. And if he was right – Ann loved Joe Pasquale. Something wasn’t right - and he was going to find out what.

Next Time: Callum, Ann, Shaun and LargeAndInCharge and Posted cross paths – with vital consequences

Magic
03-12-2008, 05:39 PM
commments?
I know it was a rather boring episode, but I want to tie it up.

AngRemembered
03-12-2008, 05:51 PM
LOL, wow I escaped to Jamaica awwwwwwwwwww


phewwwwwwwww perhaps the tibb news papperazzi will now leave me alone and stop flashing at me in the streets, people are starting to talk:laugh:

Tom4784
03-12-2008, 06:00 PM
Lol! I love it. It's such a great story.

Harry!
13-03-2009, 06:34 PM
Bump! I was (Still) catching up on what I missed while I was absent from TIBB and this is some great stuff that has been written. I love My camo in the story and I would love to hear what happend next.

Shaun
13-03-2009, 06:51 PM
LMFAO. When you mentioned the Princess Theatre I choked on my noodles.

Magic
15-03-2009, 01:05 PM
Previously - Shaun, with the help of Darenn kidnaps Ann, and sets Angie to pose as her! Chewy see's Shaun and Ann together, Posted hears Darenns phone Call, Laura discovers Ann is her mum - and goes to mett her, discovering Angie is pretending to be Ann! Angie flees the country, and Largeandincharge realises that Shaun has Ann - and they are going to see Joe Pasquale.

It was your average morning in Wales. Rain poored down against the windows, in the middle of Summer. Callum got out of bed, ruffled his hair with his hands and put on some clothes. Before he went down stairs, he turned on his laptop.

Callum loved the computer, but since his best friend Ann had dissapeared from the Internet life wasn't the same. Everyday he hope he would see her, but he never did.

But today was different. As he signed in to MSN, he screamed aloud, and dropped his Britney Spears 'Blackout' Mug on the floor.

HE HAD A EMAIL FROM ANN

My Lovely Callum Its Ann Now Then Do You Know Shaun Well sHaun has Kidnapped Me For The Last Two Months And I am Locked iN His House Or A House He Braught Us. I Dont Love Him Callum aNd I Want To See My Nece Destiny. He Has Gone Out To Buy Me Some CLothes To Wear To Joe Pasgualye Tonight And Its The First Time I Have Been Able To Use hIs Computer So My LOvely Callum Please Can You Come To The Prince See Theatre In Torkey Tonight And SAve Me It 8pm I LOve You Thanks So Much

Callums heart was beating so fast. It was that vile, up his own arse Britney hater Shaun that had her. And he was going to set her free. He didn't know what to do.

How would he get there? How would he help Ann?

He needed the help of TiBB Members.

Harry!
15-03-2009, 01:09 PM
Trust Shaun lol!

Callum
15-03-2009, 01:12 PM
LOL

Magic
15-03-2009, 01:21 PM
Previously - Shaun, with the help of Darenn kidnaps Ann, and nobody knows where she is! Finally, after much chaos Posted and LargeAndInCharge (AKA Pete Burns and Dale) head to the Princess theatre, as they have heard thats where Shaun is taking Ann. Callum has recieved a email from Ann, and could he save her from the theatre?[/i]

Ann's heart was beating. Not only was she going to see Joe Pasquale, if Callum got her email she may be saved, and this torture would be over.

It was 6.30pm, and Ann had put on a floral silky dress, that Shaun had made her wear. She didn't feel as happy in this as she did in her England tracksuit, but she didn't want Shaun to get angry again. She light a cigarette, as Shaun walked out in a Joe Pasquale T-Shirt.

"I love you Ann, and I am sorry for the way I have treated you. From tonight onwards, its all change, babe"

Ann looked at Shaun, and smiled. As he placed his hands on her hips, she felt so angry, but she held her anger in.

10 minutes later, Ann was outside for the first time in two months. It felt glorious to walk outside, with the air in your hair and the sun shining on your back. As Shaun started up the Car, Ann was taken back to the day that Darenn and Shaun took her hostage. Why hadn't anyone realised at home?

As they drove along, Ann gazed out the window at the faces of strangers longily. Suddenly, she screamed.

"Shaun! Look!" she exlaimed.

She pointed to the car to the right, and there sat Dale, from Big Brother 9 and a Pete Burns lookalike! She waved frantically, to see people she had known so well on the television.

"DONT SHOW ME UP YOU TART! Else we are going home!" Shaun screamed, as he yanked on Ann's hair.

Ann remained quiet, and focused her eyes on her feet. But as they drove, Shaun got worried. It seemed the car with Dale and the Pete Burns lookalike in was following them...

Harry!
15-03-2009, 01:26 PM
How strange, I would never put together Dale and Pete Burns [Lookalike] anyway the chase goes on.

Magic
15-03-2009, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by Madonna
How strange, I would never put together Dale and Pete Burns [Lookalike] anyway the chase goes on.

The Pete Burns lookalike is based on you hehe, and Dale is LargeAndInCharge as he once pretended to be him.

Harry!
15-03-2009, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Madonna
How strange, I would never put together Dale and Pete Burns [Lookalike] anyway the chase goes on.

The Pete Burns lookalike is based on you hehe, and Dale is LargeAndInCharge as he once pretended to be him.

At least I look like someone stunning then!

Magic
15-03-2009, 01:55 PM
Previously - Shaun, with the help of Darenn kidnaps Ann, and nobody knows where she is! Finally, after much chaos Posted and LargeAndInCharge (AKA Pete Burns and Dale) head to the Princess theatre, as they have heard thats where Shaun is taking Ann. Callum has recieved a email from Ann, and could he save her from the theatre?[/i]

Ann shut the car door behind her, and slowly approached the building. She was breathing so heavily, as she knew the next few hours would be the most exciting of her life.

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As she walked in to the building, she saw a picture of Joe, and nearly burst in to tears. She was going to see the most intelligient and comical man alive, in person!

30 minutes passed, and still there was no sign of Callum. She wanted to be free, but she also wanted to see her idol. As they were ushered to their seats, Shaun kept breathing nervously.

"Wheell Wheel Wheel Ladies and Gentlemen, what a night! Torwnight in the audience we have the wovely Petey Beurns and Dwale from Big Bwrother!" Joe began.

The Audinence clapped, and Ann cheered loudly. She was in the front row! Joe was metres in front of her. She placed her hands in to her handbag, and began to search around...

"Bwefore the show begins, I have a wery improtant question to ask a very wimportant lady"

Ann had found her spare pair of pants, and held them in her hands, ready to through at Joe on the stage. She lifted up her arm, and got ready to throw them forward.

"So, wee all luve some wuve, especially a very loverwly couple here"

Ann was about to throw the pants, when suddenly a spotlight shon on her.

"Ann Hayden!"

Ann froze, what did he mean? Why was he saying her name? And why couldn't she move?

"Wann! Ann's got her Nickers out! What you doing Wann?:

The Audience burst in to laughter, as Ann stuttered.

"Now, our wovely Ann, your Partner wants to know, is his price right? And will you marry him?"

Ann couldn't speak. She didn't want to marry him, but if she said no Shaun would crack. Her hand was still froze in the air, with the Pants firmly gripped in her hands. She stood up.

"NOOO!" She screamed, throwing the briefs as she spoke. She ran up the steps, leading to the door out. Shaun yelled after her, and began to chase her up the steps.

Suddenly, Dale and the Pete Burns lookalike stood up, and Dale grapped Shaun.

"Leave her be. I'm the one thats large and in charge here"

What happens when Callum steps on the scene? Expect car chases and a possible death, as we solve the mystery of Ann.

Harry!
15-03-2009, 01:59 PM
Ohhh, So intresting....

Magic
15-03-2009, 02:25 PM
Previously - Shaun has kidnapped Ann, while Callum and LargeAndInCharge have found out he is taking her to the Princess theatre. There Shaun proposes to Ann - but she declines and runs out.[/i]

Callum didn't know how to drive, but if nobody else would take him, he decided he would have to take himself. It was 8.30, and by now he knew the show would of started. The satellite navigation was directing him forward, when suddenly his mobile phone rang.

It was his Mum. He looked down, and tried to focus on his driving. The satellite naviagation told him to turn right, he answered his phone, five teenagers yelled threw the window at him. The car behind him beeped.

He accelerated, whilst trying to speak on the phone. The car behind him beeped again, and as he drove along the see front he could see the theatre. Suddenly, he dropped his phone. He quickly checked the road ahead, and bent down to pick it up.

The car continued to accelerate, as he felt around with his left hand for his phone. Suddenly, the car behind him beeped, he turned his head around....
------------------------------------------------

Ann ran out of the theatre, and could hear Shaun fighting and screaming behind her. She looked around, and Shaun had broked free and was chasing her. Ann was running as fast as she could, and aimed to run to the beach side fayre, and hide in the crowds.

Shaun screamed after her, and as she ran she turned around.

SMACK.

Ann slipped on a car bonnet, and fell on the roadside. Callum screamed, and saw Shaun running towards her.

He jumped out the car, and realised he had hit Ann - and she was unconcious.

Shaun ran forward, and snatched a glass bottle from a passing teen. Callum grapped Ann, and heaved her in to his Car. He slammed the door behind her, and Shaun ran towards him, and grabbed his arm...

Callum kicked Shaun, and jumped in to the car. He started the engine, and reversed backwards. Shaun chased after them, and smacked the rearwindow with his bottle. Glass shattered, but Callum and Ann were safe...

for now.

Harry!
15-03-2009, 02:31 PM
Yey Ann is safe, For now anyway!

Magic
15-03-2009, 02:58 PM
Previously - Shaun has kidnapped Ann, while Callum and LargeAndInCharge have found out he is taking her to the Princess theatre. There Shaun proposes to Ann - but she declines and runs out. As Callum drives to find and save her, he accidentantly runs her over. He puts her unconcious body in his car, as Shaun chases after them.[/i]

Shaun jumped in his car, and started the engine. As he reversed backwards, suddenly the passenger door opened. It was the Pet Burns lookalike!

"GET THE **** OUT!" Shaun yelled, but Harry (Posted/Madonna), the Pete Burns lookalike didn't move.

"I saw Darenn the day you kidnapped Ann - I have knew ever since something wasn't right. And I am GLAD. I HATE Ann. Ever since the day her and Callum kept saying 'OK' at me I have vowed to get her back. And I want her gone!" Harry quickly said.

"Well help me find them then!" Shaun shouted back.

"First of all - we need to remove the brains. Get rid of the one thats large and in charge - Dale" Harry said, with a evil tone in his voice.

Shaun saw Dale, and went up a gear. He reved up his engine, and at 50mph drove straight for Dale. As his body hit the windscreen, he was thrown forward, and fell over a brick wall, landing 15 meters below in the sea.

Shaun turned his car around, and headed in the same direction as Callum. He was reaching speeds of 90mph, and people were staring at him as he sped up the small, winding roads.

"THERE THEY ARE!" Shaun screamed, and he saw Callum's car driving forward. Harry cackled, and Shaun shouted with laughter.
- - - - -

As Callum saw Shaun's car behind him, he knew he had to act fast. Suddenly the car joulted forward, as Shaun drove in to the back of his car. He turned right, and once again headed for the sea front. Ann started moving in the back of the car, and he knew she had woken.

He was reaching speeds of 90mph, and was heading back towards the sea. Shaun was metres behind him. As Callum tested his breaks, he realised they were failing.

As the car went down hill, it was reaching greater and greater speeds. Callum and Ann both screamed, as Callum kept slamming his feet on the failing breaks. Ann put her hands on Callums shoulder, and began to scream and cry.

Shaun realised what had happend, and slammed the breaks on his car. Harry and Shaun slowly came to a stop, as the Car with Callum and Ann smashed threw metal rails.

Slowly, the car span in the air. Callum and Ann were screaming, as they saw the water coming closer and closer. The car hit the water, and slowly began to sink.

In the car, Callum and Ann tried to exit, but where the hit the metal rail, the doors couldn't be opened. The water slowly began to rise, and they knew what lay in their fate.

The End.

Harry!
15-03-2009, 03:03 PM
Lovely, Like the fact that I am evil and I like the reference of me when I used to say 'OK!' all the time.

Magic
15-03-2009, 03:12 PM
The Summary.

Since the 23rd of April 2008 Ann has not been seen on the forum, and the above events explains why. Since the end of this story, Darenn returned to London and became obsessed with Shaun, as Shaun did with Ann. Supernoodles has refused to except that Ann was her mum, and is now making regular appearances on 'The Jeremy Kyle Show'.

Shaun was released from prison after 6 months, and Harry is now a professional Pete Burns drag artist. LargeAndInChare was rescued by his brother, and now makes cameo appearances as Big Brother's Dale at University's. Nicky and Chewy are still bemused by the situation.

As for Ann and Callum, you can assume there fate. However, if Ann returns to the forum by the 23rd of April 2009 there will be one final chapter. Else, you can assume what happend as they hit the ocean.

Finally, I would like to dedicate the story to Angie, who is always on holiday in our hearts.

Thanks for reading
x

Shaun
16-03-2009, 09:48 PM
LMFAO.

I love it. I so want to re-enact the chase scene with Posted, Callum and Ann around the streets of Torquay soon.

And I like the tribute at the end :)

Tom4784
16-03-2009, 09:54 PM
That was great Magic. The tribute was lovely.