Michelle Who?

[Amy]

Stuart appears to be coping particularly well with the loss of his beloved Michelle.

In fact, the girlfriend-less student appears to be rather enjoying himself without his shadow.

After telling Big Brother he was going to just get on with it this morning, he's been prancing about the garden, singing hits as far ranging as S Club's Reach For The Stars and Oh Happy Days.

"I'm as happy as Larry today!" he cheered as he minced about the garden, free for once of Michelle's hand clutching at his own as he did so.

"It does feel very relaxed, doesn't it!" he agreed with Shell when the blonde remarked on the peaceful atmosphere present in the House.

Some time later, Dan remarked that they should, at some point, probably mention the recently departed.

"What's your girlfriend's name, Stu?" Shell offered the House lothario an opportunity on a plate to talk about his sweetheart.

But Shell's joke was lost on Stu. "Oh, Michelle!" he coughed up after a few moment's silence.

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[bananarama]

Well if Michelle gets the offers she wants then she would best take them. No point waiting around for approval from a little boy lost without his cowboy outfit.......:devil:

[otto]

Stuart must feel like Katherine Zeta Jones,after all they have lost the evil stalkers,only thing is Stuart has only a week to get a retraining order.

[bananarama]

Don't fool yourself. When there are no cameras around Stuart will jump all over her at first chance.......When lust has had it's day she will dump the little wimp in favour of her glamour ambitions...

[Sticks]

So you don't rate our new Spirit of Lurve and Romance much then?

Fate was muttering the same things and our boss is caught in the middle This does make sense (see here) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=31101)

[Mike]

No offense i could'nt really care about Michelle and Stu's "romance" anyway we wont be seeing them again ( well i hope not Michelle anyway) so it does'nt really matter.

[bananarama]

Sorry Mike but Michelle will be a presenter on morning, afternoon and evening tv as well as having her own channel which will be force fed to viewers by putting a picture in picture on every program transmitted.

Then she will appear on every photo shoot in all the tabloids for the next 5 years until Stuart has come of age and is old enough to marry her and keep her pregnant long enough to keep her off TV. Mind you that never stopped Davina...:devil: :laugh::devil: :laugh:

[Mike]

I would'nt waste my time watching her on TV so really it dont bother me if shes on TV or not.

[bananarama]

I forgot to mention she will also be touring the country by jet and visitin all areas twice daily. She will be travelling in a detector van specifically designed to seek out anyone suffering from Michelle phobia :devil: :laugh:

[otto]

LOL:joker:

[Kore]

ROFL i can imagine michelle doin that!

[Lance]

:laugh:

[Kanye_West]

Michelle a glamour model her teeth are about as crooked as my back fence and her cheeks are about as high as Afroman

[She Devil]

Originally posted by Kanye_West
Michelle a glamour model her teeth are about as crooked as my back fence and her cheeks are about as high as Afroman


Not to mention her bobbly bits.

[Kanye_West]

Originally posted by She Devil
Originally posted by Kanye_West
Michelle a glamour model her teeth are about as crooked as my back fence and her cheeks are about as high as Afroman

Im glad sum1 agrees with me!

She aint even nice enough to be a glamour model and hers boobs r too tiny to be page three.. dream on


Not to mention her bobbly bits.