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Jake!
05-10-2008, 05:36 PM
Everything I've ever done in my life was a mistake, no I don't regret it otherwise I'll just wastemy life away. I've done so muchtoo early in my life, and sometimes it just catches up with me and I feel like killing myself. I don't feel respected by anyone and feel like no likes me, but I can't change coz thats just me. I know I won't kill myself but I just feel like a right mug. Help me out of this dark place please with jokes, coz I really need them...
hannah.
05-10-2008, 05:37 PM
why did the chicken cross the playground?
















to get to the other slide
Kate..
05-10-2008, 05:37 PM
Aww don't worry about it Jake. Everyone gets like that sometimes. When it happens to be I dunk Haribo in ice cream, just can't help but feel contempt
Kevin
05-10-2008, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by hannahhhh
why did the chicken cross the playground?

to get to the other slide

Liar.
Jake!
05-10-2008, 05:42 PM
Yeah but I mean I feel like a mug, I'm only 14 and done practically all the bad thiings, or things I shouldn't do till over 16. I don't do drugs though.
Jen
05-10-2008, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by JustJake
Yeah but I mean I feel like a mug, I'm only 14 and done practically all the bad thiings, or things I shouldn't do till over 16. I don't do drugs though.

Are you just trying to say you're not a virgin...


*Intrusive* :P
King
05-10-2008, 05:45 PM
Well do something about it rather than moaning.
Firewire
05-10-2008, 05:47 PM
If you explain what you have done we will be able to help you.
Fom
05-10-2008, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by King
Well do something about it rather than moaning.

Thats a bit harsh aint it?
Jen
05-10-2008, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Firewire
If you explain what you have done we will be able to help you.

Exactly...
We can give advice... :D

:love:
Rory
05-10-2008, 05:56 PM
Why did Hilter commit suicide?

BECAUSE HE SAW HIS GAS BILL!
hannah.
05-10-2008, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by Rory
Why did Hilter commit suicide?

BECAUSE HE SAW HIS GAS BILL!

LMFAO
Jen
05-10-2008, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by Rory
Why did Hilter commit suicide?

BECAUSE HE SAW HIS GAS BILL!


:nono:


No need.. LOL
LemonJam
05-10-2008, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Firewire
If you explain what you have done we will be able to help you.

Exactly...
We can give advice... :D

:love:

Especially me

*puts on psychologist glasses*
Rory
05-10-2008, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Rory
Why did Hilter commit suicide?

BECAUSE HE SAW HIS GAS BILL!


:nono:


No need.. LOL
It's a funny joke, it should cheer him up. It made Hannah laugh!
:kiss:
Kevin
05-10-2008, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by Rory
Why did Hilter commit suicide?

BECAUSE HE SAW HIS GAS BILL!

LOL.
Jen
05-10-2008, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Rory
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Rory
Why did Hilter commit suicide?

BECAUSE HE SAW HIS GAS BILL!


:nono:


No need.. LOL
It's a funny joke, it should cheer him up. It made Hannah laugh!
:kiss:

Okay... I did laugh. :P
But talking about suicide... LMFAO..... thats a bit touchy considering ^^ :P
Tom4784
05-10-2008, 05:59 PM
Feel free to talk about anything.

I'm doing a councilling elective! *puts on Councilling glasses AND grabs clipboard BEAT THAT LJ! :pat:*
LemonJam
05-10-2008, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Dezzy
Feel free to talk about anything.

I'm doing a councilling elective! *puts on Councilling glasses AND grabs clipboard BEAT THAT LJ! :pat:*

*Kicks Dezzy in the bollocks*

Beat that. :hugesmile:
Jen
05-10-2008, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Dezzy
Feel free to talk about anything.

I'm doing a councilling elective! *puts on Councilling glasses AND grabs clipboard BEAT THAT LJ! :pat:*

*Kicks Dezzy in the bollocks*

Beat that. :hugesmile:

ILY
King
05-10-2008, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by King
Well do something about it rather than moaning.

Thats a bit harsh aint it?

No, not really. What's the point in moaning about it if you can do something about it? It doesn't make much sense lol.

and LMFAO at that joke.
Rory
05-10-2008, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Rory
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Rory
Why did Hilter commit suicide?

BECAUSE HE SAW HIS GAS BILL!


:nono:


No need.. LOL
It's a funny joke, it should cheer him up. It made Hannah laugh!
:kiss:

Okay... I did laugh. :P
But talking about suicide... LMFAO..... thats a bit touchy considering ^^ :P
Well lets hope he's not planning a 2nd Holocaust.
Jen
05-10-2008, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by Rory
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Rory
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Rory
Why did Hilter commit suicide?

BECAUSE HE SAW HIS GAS BILL!


:nono:


No need.. LOL
It's a funny joke, it should cheer him up. It made Hannah laugh!
:kiss:

Okay... I did laugh. :P
But talking about suicide... LMFAO..... thats a bit touchy considering ^^ :P
Well lets hope he's not planning a 2nd Holocaust.

That would be unfortunate....
Tom4784
05-10-2008, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Dezzy
Feel free to talk about anything.

I'm doing a councilling elective! *puts on Councilling glasses AND grabs clipboard BEAT THAT LJ! :pat:*

*Kicks Dezzy in the bollocks*

Beat that. :hugesmile:

OH NO YOU DI'ENT!

*Beats LJ over the head with clip board*

RESPECT MAH KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!

:mad:

:joker:
AlexBigBrother
05-10-2008, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by King
Well do something about it rather than moaning.

he made her moan
and hes only 14, sorry, that was insensitive x
hannah.
05-10-2008, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Rory
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Rory
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Rory
Why did Hilter commit suicide?

BECAUSE HE SAW HIS GAS BILL!


:nono:


No need.. LOL
It's a funny joke, it should cheer him up. It made Hannah laugh!
:kiss:

Okay... I did laugh. :P
But talking about suicide... LMFAO..... thats a bit touchy considering ^^ :P
Well lets hope he's not planning a 2nd Holocaust.

LMFAO RORY YOU MAKE MY LIFE WORTHWHILE
Jake!
05-10-2008, 06:15 PM
Well JDIZZEL you figured that out (Previous Post) its just I feel like an ASBO child and I just stand being labelled. I've never commited a serious crime, even criminal damage, coz I just won't do it. I just feel like I've been too young and that maybe I have ruined my life. King, somethings I've done I can't do anything about it and the Hitler joke made me laugh, so I'm half-way there.
Jake!
05-10-2008, 06:20 PM
I mean I smoke and drink, I'm not legally supposed to. I've done you know many times and feel like a man slag. I'm a total rebel but when I compare myself to others I ain't that bad, just it still don't make me feel ok.
Jake!
05-10-2008, 06:21 PM
I mean today I was supposed to meet up with the to hit road and do an all nighter, but I couldn't face it.
Rory
05-10-2008, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by hannahhhh
Originally posted by Rory
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Rory
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Rory
Why did Hilter commit suicide?

BECAUSE HE SAW HIS GAS BILL!


:nono:


No need.. LOL
It's a funny joke, it should cheer him up. It made Hannah laugh!
:kiss:

Okay... I did laugh. :P
But talking about suicide... LMFAO..... thats a bit touchy considering ^^ :P
Well lets hope he's not planning a 2nd Holocaust.

LMFAO RORY YOU MAKE MY LIFE WORTHWHILE
:kiss:
Jake!
05-10-2008, 06:29 PM
Has anyone got anymore jokes, hannahhhh your was simple but really funny.
hannah.
05-10-2008, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by JustJake
Has anyone got anymore jokes, hannahhhh your was simple but really funny.

two snowmen were standing in a field. one said to the other" can you smell carrots?"
Indierock&roll
05-10-2008, 06:34 PM
YOUR MOMMAS SO OLD!
that i told her to act her age and she died!!!!

sorry it just makes me wee its so funny haha
Jake!
05-10-2008, 06:40 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
No I officially fell of my chair...