Ben the Bear [IS BACK]

[Sam!]

http://www.americanbear.org/shared/images/homepage/black-bear.jpg

And aint he a cute one at that :wink:

£10 to stroke
£20 to ride & £5 for cuddly bear
£30 to have a photo with Ben - package includes keyring and fridgemagnet

If you ride Ben you can buy a "I rode Ben the Bear" cuddly bear for only a fiver!!!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/funkychicken999/Woonewalbum/benthebear-1.png

:)

(yeh don't ask)

Profit so far: £80

Here is what people think of Ben:

"Hes so smooth and fast, I'll make sure I ride Ben again" Annie

"I so wanna ride Ben - he gives me goosebumps yet I never have enough money cause I'm a poor basttard :( ukturtle

[i]Ben was the best ride ever, he definitely showed me a good time and made me scream ... lots. Tom

[Sam!]

I may push the prices down due to the credit crunch :P

[Benjamin]

lol. That's hilarious. :thumbs2:

Damn this credit crunch. All I have in my pocket is a chewing gum wrapper, some fluff, a rizla and 10p.:sad:

[Annie]

*places £20 on table*

[Sam!]

Annie would you like two strokes or a ride?

[Annie]

I wana ride ben! :lovedup:


http://i56.tinypic.com/fw0eft.jpg

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Annie
I wana ride ben! :lovedup:


pervert! :wink: (thats beastiality in some parts of the world). :whistle:

[Annie]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Annie
I wana ride ben! :lovedup:


pervert! :wink: (thats beastiality in some parts of the world). :whistle:

Whoo beastiality! Go Annie Go!

[Sam!]

Annie you may now go into Bens pen and ride him, you have 2 minutes.

[Sam!]

NEW OFFER!

If you ride Ben you can buy a "I rode Ben the Bear" cuddly bear for only a fiver!!!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/funkychicken999/Woonewalbum/benthebear-1.png

[Annie]

2 minutes to ride him! Jesus!

*mounts Ben*

[Annie]

HOLY CRAB CAKES!!

I WANT A TEDDY

*slams £5 down*

[Sam!]

Ben be nice to Annie :) She might buckaroo you around a bit so don't panic. He likes the pretty girls :)

[Benjamin]

I just heard Ben Growl, I think he likes Annie.

(You're in their my luv).

[Sam!]

Ben would you like to ride Ben after Annie?

Annie your two mins are up!

[Benjamin]

No I'm fine, I don't want annies Sloppy seconds.:whistle::love:

And I think Ben has taken a shine to Annie, look how he watches her.
(I think Annie may have a new stalker)

[Sam!]

Ben wants to take Annie out to Pasta Hut. He likes pasta.

[Annie]

OMG! This is going to be sooo cool!
I will have to get him to kill my husband like on family guy!

*goes to pasta hut*

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Annie
OMG! This is going to be sooo cool!
I will have to get him to kill my husband like on family guy!

*goes to pasta hut*


oh annie can you pick me up some takeaway pasta (doesn't quite sound the same as takeaway pizza):sad:

[Annie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8bePkRnTdc

[Annie]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Annie
OMG! This is going to be sooo cool!
I will have to get him to kill my husband like on family guy!

*goes to pasta hut*


oh annie can you pick me up some takeaway pasta (doesn't quite sound the same as takeaway pizza):sad:

Mmmm yeah what kind?

[Sam!]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Annie
OMG! This is going to be sooo cool!
I will have to get him to kill my husband like on family guy!

*goes to pasta hut*


oh annie can you pick me up some takeaway pasta (doesn't quite sound the same as takeaway pizza):sad:

I'm sure Ben will take you to Nandos if you ask nicely.

[Sam!]

Originally posted by Scampi
http://www.americanbear.org/shared/images/homepage/black-bear.jpg

And aint he a cute one at that :P :wink:

£10 to stroke
£20 to ride & £5 for cuddly bear
£30 to have a photo with Ben - package includes keyring and fridgemagnet

:)

(yeh don't ask)

Profit so far: £25

Here is what people think of Ben:

"Hes so smooth and fast, I'll make sure I ride Ben again" Annie

"I so want to ride Ben - hes so adorable, but I'm too poor" ukturtle

Annie and Ben love Ben!

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Annie
OMG! This is going to be sooo cool!
I will have to get him to kill my husband like on family guy!

*goes to pasta hut*


oh annie can you pick me up some takeaway pasta (doesn't quite sound the same as takeaway pizza):sad:

Mmmm yeah what kind?


the twirly kind:kiss:

[Sam!]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Annie
OMG! This is going to be sooo cool!
I will have to get him to kill my husband like on family guy!

*goes to pasta hut*


oh annie can you pick me up some takeaway pasta (doesn't quite sound the same as takeaway pizza):sad:

Mmmm yeah what kind?


the twirly kind:kiss:

Sorry Ben dunt like that. He dissaproves.

[Annie]

LOL @ Sam!

[Benjamin]

lol, at the comments for me and annie. especially annies.:laugh:

[Tom]

*gives Scampi £55*

I want to ride Ben, get a photo and a teddy :bouncy:

[Sam!]

*Put money into till* kacccching..

I will go and collect Ben from pastahut, dunno what Annies doing to him.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Scampi
*Put money into till* kacccching..

I will go and collect Ben from pastahut, dunno what Annies doing to him. They snuck off, and are now at G.A.Y. dancing to Madonna! :shocked:

[Sam!]

Tom when you ride Ben don't try anything hes a straightbear :P

[Tom]

Originally posted by Scampi
Tom when you ride Ben don't try anything hes a straightbear :P

As if :shocked:

[Benjamin]

lies, all lies. I saw how Ben was checking out my arse as I walked away, I saw abig huge bear grin across his face.

[Annie]

Tom just stole my date. I dont believe it.

[Sam!]

Originally posted by ukturtle
lies, all lies. I saw how Ben was checking out my **** as I walked away, I saw abig huge bear grin across his face.

He was picturing your ass as his dinner. When he gets back i'm so setting him on you.

[Tom]

Ben was the best ride ever, he definitely showed me a good time and made me scream ... lots.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Scampi
Originally posted by ukturtle
lies, all lies. I saw how Ben was checking out my **** as I walked away, I saw abig huge bear grin across his face.

He was picturing your ass as his dinner. When he gets back i'm so setting him on you.

I bet he was, I bet he was! :whistle:

[Sam!]

Bens lonely!!

[Annie]

Originally posted by Tom
Ben was the best ride ever, he definitely showed me a good time and made me scream ... lots.

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Tom
Ben was the best ride ever, he definitely showed me a good time and made me scream ... lots.

:joker:


lol. That made me chuckle.:laugh2:

[Tom]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Tom
Ben was the best ride ever, he definitely showed me a good time and made me scream ... lots.

:joker:


lol. That made me chuckle.:laugh2:

Why exactly? :bored:

[Annie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCMvroIMuSI


Ahh what a ride :laugh3:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Tom
Ben was the best ride ever, he definitely showed me a good time and made me scream ... lots.

:joker:


lol. That made me chuckle.:laugh2:

Why exactly? :bored:


because Ben showed you a god time, poor Annie, she thought it was an exclusive thing.

Ben the Bear is a player and a hussy! :shocked:

[Magic]

One ride, and one picture please Scamps.

[Sam!]

Bens bedtime on a sunday is 8pm! Come and ride him before he goes to bed!!

[Magic]

My time riding Ben; words cannot describe it. His pure power, speed and violence made in one action backed time.

[Sam!]

Excuse me. You didn't even pay for your ride!!!

[Sam!]

Hes going to bed now

[Fom]

Originally posted by Scampi
Hes going to bed now

How much to join him?

[Sam!]

Fom! Thats animal cruelty.

[supernoodles!]

what can i get for 50p?

[Sam!]

1kg of Bens Poo :)

[melanie]

$$$

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Scampi
1kg of Bens Poo :)


hmmm i`ll take it

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Scampi
1kg of Bens Poo :)

PMSL !

[Ninastar]

And what can i but for £500? Is there any new deals or anything?

[Annie]

Can we get a dollar exchange rate for Melanie?

Our credit crunch sucks.. she will be able to afford more! :sad:

[supernoodles!]

how far will he go for £60?

[Annie]

Laura you will love him! he lost his bearvinity to me! Wow is all i am saying!

[supernoodles!]

lmao

Im sure I have seen him in the beastiality section of porn.com

[Sam!]

Originally posted by melanie
$$$

I will sort that out :)

I will not having you all be dirty towards Ben! He is here for stroking, riding and having a picture taken with!! Naughty people.

[Jen]

Is heavy petting allowed..?

[Sam!]

Depends, Ben might bite your hand off if your ugly though. He likes the big bossums.

[Ninastar]

Can we cuddle himmmm :dance:

[Sam!]

Originally posted by ninostar
Can we cuddle himmmm :dance:

You can stroke him and if he likes you, you can cuddle him for an extra charge of £5.

[Ninastar]

* pays money to stroke *


:love::love:

Does he like me? If so * gives fiver *

[supernoodles!]

is ben single?

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Scampi
Depends, Ben might bite your hand off if your ugly though. He likes the big bossums.


It's Annie you want to watch out for! Ben was hers.
She did take his "riding virginity" after all. Annie was his first. :lovedup:

[Annie]

I am everyones first... its just sometimes they aint awake to notice.

[Sam!]

Ben is back in business, back in October he was an instant TiBB hit. Check opening post for prices!!

[Damaris]

£20 to ride & £5 for cuddly bear please.

[Sam!]

Ben is in the back. Kerchingg.

[Annie]

Whoo!!! Give me a go! I have missed my Ben. I want a platinum ride! I will give you £50!

[Benjamin]

Hey JDIZZEL I got you a bear!!!!

[Novo]

he's a brown bear

i prefer grizzly's

[supernoodles!]

whoop give me all you`ve got Ben!!

[Jen]

YEY!

[Sam!]

BEN IS BACK!!!!! He ran away in February and now he is back for more riding and petting :), Read opening post for prices.

[Damaris]

LOL

I loved this thread :hello:

[Lewis.]

I'll have a stroke ;)

[SurferJay]

:shocked:

*cringes at thread

[Tom]

:shocked:

*cringes at thread

What have you got to cringe at?

[Benjamin]

Lol, this thread made me chuckle. The showmance between Annie and Ben the Bear was very short lived. :bawling:

[SurferJay]

:shocked:

*cringes at thread

What have you got to cringe at?



Nothing at all... This thread is.. erm.. perfectly normal. :whistle:

[Benjamin]

Does he still offer rides? Or did he runaway with Annie?

[Shaun]

-worried this would be about your forray into the gay hairy biker scene-

[T*]

£20, now i want to ride

[Glenn.]

£20, now i want to ride

He's gone cuda. No one can ride him now. He ran off some bear riding addict called Annie :bawling:

[T*]

:bawling:

[Benjamin]

Thinking about it, Annie, what ever happened with you and Ben The Bear? Did you break up?