Text Messages

[melanie]

I got this

"Automated Text from the RCMP detachment of Vancouver: You have not been answering your phone and there's a warrant out for your arrest. Please respond in the next 12 hours or severe consequences will be issued."

and I almost **** my pants until I realized it was just my friend. :rolleyes:

The other day I assume some girl gave some guy a fake number at the bar and I got a text asking if I was Veronica and asking to see if I was ready to go see a movie.

Whats the best text you've gotten?

[Bells]

Well, I just got:

"Can I please ask a favour? I'm sorry, and I know everyone's been asking you, but could I please borrow your face for Halloween?"

I have such nice friends.

[Hugo]

lmao. I got one from my Dad saying;

'I'm in London, don't ask. Call this number and ask for Liz'.

I called the number;

'Hello, Buckingham Palace'.

It was a hoax going around LOL.

[Ross]

I had something simular before, it said; (I'm the italics)


"Hey, call an ambulance please I can't breathe!"

Eh, who is this??

"Please just call an ambulance it's Shelley from Aberdeen!"

I'm not in Aberdeen sorry.

"Just call an ambulance you ****ing idiot!!!!"


I was like what :conf2:

[Lauren]

Got a text from my friend the other night "Hey Foz, important ****. I'm at this skins party and Hurley from LOST is here. MADNESS!" So I text back like woah "The actual guy?!" ..... 30 mins later, "No, just a fat man :("

[Ross]

Originally posted by Lauren
Got a text from my friend the other night "Hey Foz, important ****. I'm at this skins party and Hurley from LOST is here. MADNESS!" So I text back like woah "The actual guy?!" ..... 30 mins later, "No, just a fat man :("
LOL

[hannah.]

LMAO lauren!
I can't think of any, ima go through my phone

[hannah.]

i have loads of hilarous ones fro AQA [any question answered], me and my friend sam were in a cafe once and we were really bored so we started texting it, and did like 50 between us like "who is hannah" and "who is sam?" and then "why does sam love me so much?" and then right
"will hannah give me head?"
"shall i give sam head?"
and then sam sent "who is sitting next to me?" and they replied "hannah is. you are both very bored and should take the afternoon off and go to the cinema" HOW CLEVER IS THAT?! and then I sent "who will my next kiss be with?" and they replied "your next kiss will be with sam. you will enjoy a romantic smooch thisevening after your date, and plenty of wine"
and we decided to make it come true for the lols

I'd forgotten about it until i went through my inbox hahaha

[Annie]

I got a text from my mate Paul saying:

"Hey babe can you call me on this number? I am someones house who you used to hang about with! :) but my battery is going to die.
0131 bla bla"

Edinburgh zoo.

Not impressed

[Wildcat!]

Originally posted by hannahhhh
i have loads of hilarous ones fro AQA [any question answered], me and my friend sam were in a cafe once and we were really bored so we started texting it, and did like 50 between us like "who is hannah" and "who is sam?" and then "why does sam love me so much?" and then right
"will hannah give me head?"
"shall i give sam head?"
and then sam sent "who is sitting next to me?" and they replied "hannah is. you are both very bored and should take the afternoon off and go to the cinema" HOW CLEVER IS THAT?! and then I sent "who will my next kiss be with?" and they replied "your next kiss will be with sam. you will enjoy a romantic smooch thisevening after your date, and plenty of wine"
and we decided to make it come true for the lols

I'd forgotten about it until i went through my inbox hahaha

I am confused!:puzzled::puzzled:

[Wildcat!]

Originally posted by Annie
I got a text from my mate Paul saying:

"Hey babe can you call me on this number? I am someones house who you used to hang about with! :) but my battery is going to die.
0131 bla bla"

Edinburgh zoo.

Not impressed

:laugh::laugh::laugh3::laugh3:

[Annie]

Originally posted by Aint_mad_atcha
Originally posted by Annie
I got a text from my mate Paul saying:

"Hey babe can you call me on this number? I am someones house who you used to hang about with! :) but my battery is going to die.
0131 bla bla"

Edinburgh zoo.

Not impressed

:laugh::laugh::laugh3::laugh3:

Yeah you think its funny..

I actually phoned it and all you hear is "Good afternoon, receptionist at Edinburgh zoo how can I help?"

I mean what was I actually meant to say to that?!

[Wildcat!]

You shoulve said, can I please talk to the chimp?? :tongue:

What did you say?

[Locke.]

Originally posted by Lauren
Got a text from my friend the other night "Hey Foz, important ****. I'm at this skins party and Hurley from LOST is here. MADNESS!" So I text back like woah "The actual guy?!" ..... 30 mins later, "No, just a fat man :("

I've met Hurley and Desmond from Lost :spin2:

[Annie]

Originally posted by Aint_mad_atcha
You shoulve said, can I please talk to the chimp?? :tongue:

What did you say?

I just hung up...

I couldnt think of anything and I felt soo embarrassed.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by David_Purdy
Originally posted by Lauren
Got a text from my friend the other night "Hey Foz, important ****. I'm at this skins party and Hurley from LOST is here. MADNESS!" So I text back like woah "The actual guy?!" ..... 30 mins later, "No, just a fat man :("

I've met Hurley and Desmond from Lost :spin2:

I'm guessing not from a random student party, then? Cos that was just a fat guy :sad: Hahah.
Nah but seriously, cool - how did you meet them?

[Mark]

Originally posted by David_Purdy
Originally posted by Lauren
Got a text from my friend the other night "Hey Foz, important ****. I'm at this skins party and Hurley from LOST is here. MADNESS!" So I text back like woah "The actual guy?!" ..... 30 mins later, "No, just a fat man :("

I've met Hurley and Desmond from Lost :spin2:

Jealous :thumbs:

I'd like to meet Henry Cusick one day... probably not happening though!

[Wildcat!]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Aint_mad_atcha
You shoulve said, can I please talk to the chimp?? :tongue:

What did you say?

I just hung up...

I couldnt think of anything and I felt soo embarrassed.

Awww!! Cant believe you didnt find it funny!:shocked:

[Locke.]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by David_Purdy
Originally posted by Lauren
Got a text from my friend the other night "Hey Foz, important ****. I'm at this skins party and Hurley from LOST is here. MADNESS!" So I text back like woah "The actual guy?!" ..... 30 mins later, "No, just a fat man :("

I've met Hurley and Desmond from Lost :spin2:

I'm guessing not from a random student party, then? Cos that was just a fat guy :sad: Hahah.
Nah but seriously, cool - how did you meet them?

Lol, no. It was in Spain about 2 years ago, they were both staying on the same holiday camp thing. Got some pictures that I'll post on here when I find my usb cable.

[Christina]

Originally posted by Ash
Well, I just got:

"Can I please ask a favour? I'm sorry, and I know everyone's been asking you, but could I please borrow your face for Halloween?"

I have such nice friends. I got that from my mum :rolleyes: And i said to Xander earlier tonight lmao :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

"Automated Text from the RCMP detachment of Vancouver: You have not been answering your phone and there's a warrant out for your arrest. Please respond in the next 12 hours or severe consequences will be issued."

and I almost **** my pants until I realized it was just my friend.

ROFL!