Funny

[MrCleversmith]

A young woman asked her mom one day, "how do I keep guys off me?" and her mom replied "ask him what the baby's name will be". So the next day she goes to a party and asks guys who are hitting on her, "what will the baby's name be?" This gets rid of them in a hurry. Then one guy dances with her and she asks, "what will the baby's name be?" So he takes her upstairs and when they're done she asks again, "what will the baby's name be?" He then removes his condom, ties it at the top and says, "if the baby gets out of this, call him Houdini"

[hannah.]

that wasn't funny

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by hannahhhh
that wasn't funny

I dont get it either :/

[MrCleversmith]

Originally posted by hannahhhh
that wasn't funny

I thought it was hilarious.

What about this one.

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively asks the lady," why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "Im having a baby."

With big eyes,he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "oh yes, its a real good baby."

With even a more surprised and shocked look he said, "Then why in the world did you eat him?"

[hannah.]

Originally posted by MrCleversmith
Originally posted by hannahhhh
that wasn't funny

I thought it was hilarious.

What about this one.

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively asks the lady," why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "Im having a baby."

With big eyes,he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "oh yes, its a real good baby."

With even a more surprised and shocked look he said, "Then why in the world did you eat him?"

thats slightly funny.
still not laugh out loud funny though, sorry

[Magic]

Wooo at your Karma Han.
I'll plus you

Edit - Cant yet

[MrCleversmith]

Originally posted by hannahhhh
Originally posted by MrCleversmith
Originally posted by hannahhhh
that wasn't funny

I thought it was hilarious.

What about this one.

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively asks the lady," why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "Im having a baby."

With big eyes,he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "oh yes, its a real good baby."

With even a more surprised and shocked look he said, "Then why in the world did you eat him?"

thats slightly funny.
still not laugh out loud funny though, sorry

Okay.

Have you got a joke which can make us laugh?

Post it here.

I'd like to see it.

[hannah.]

Jonathan Ross, I ****ed your daughter. Not so funny now, is it?

lots of love, Gary Glitter x

[Magic]

:nono::nono:

[MrCleversmith]

Originally posted by hannahhhh
Jonathan Ross, I ****** your daughter. Not so funny now, is it?

lots of love, Gary Glitter x

I think thats rather nasty hannah.

Have to agree with magic :nono::nono:

[hannah.]

hahahaha well i found it funny
i didnt make it up!

[Magic]

Originally posted by hannahhhh
hahahaha well i found it funny
i didnt make it up!


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[MarkWaldorf]

What's a houdini?

[Magic]

Originally posted by Markus
What's a houdini?

I didnt know that either

[Sam1994]

Originally posted by Markus
What's a houdini?

He was a famous magician.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sam1994
Originally posted by Markus
What's a houdini?

He was a famous magician.

Okay....but how does that relate him to a condom? lmao

[Sam1994]

Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by Sam1994
Originally posted by Markus
What's a houdini?

He was a famous magician.

Okay....but how does that relate him to a condom? lmao

:shrug:

[Tom8592]

Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by Sam1994
Originally posted by Markus
What's a houdini?

He was a famous magician.

Okay....but how does that relate him to a condom? lmao Houdini was an escapologist , the sperm would have to escape from the comdom

[Z]

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.

To be honest, I should have seen the signs.




Ahh, funny one.

[hannah.]

LMAO GREG

[Xander]

Originally posted by Z
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.

To be honest, I should have seen the signs.




Ahh, funny one.

Sickopedia? :blush2: