Alan Titchmarsh is a pervert

[supernoodles!]

Now ive only watched this itv daytime show a handful of times (promise) but seriously
wtf!
everytime i switch it on they are talking about sex!
sex toys for the older generation
sex tips and fetish`s of the stars
how to fit sex into your everyday life

what is this show!?:yuk:

[~Kizwiz~]

hahahahahaha.... titchmarsh is swinger :laugh:

*shudders*

[Lauren]

I remember he once did a show on sex toys from the ancient times. I swear I'm not lying when I say they used to shove a rock up there.

[supernoodles!]

lmao a rock?i can imagine that is a thrill a minute =/
its so odd though why is the topic always sex?

[Tom]

I was thinking the same whilst watching him eat spaghetti ... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

he doesn't even make it funny either. when i seen phil & fern do the same thing they made it funny by having fern rub a vibrator against her nose whilst trying not to laugh

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Tom
having fern rub a vibrator against her nose

PMSFL.
Best sentence ever.

[Red Moon]

And you can watch it ll again on the ITV site:

http://www.itv.com/Lifestyle/Dating/SextipswithAlan/default.html

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Red Moon
And you can watch it ll again on the ITV site:

http://www.itv.com/Lifestyle/Dating/SextipswithAlan/default.html

Ahaha, I clicked. What weird little episode information bits.

Alan, breasts and olive oil

Alan gets to grips the WI and some breast-firming cream. Plus, see a male model covered in olive oil

Oh hello.

[Tom]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Tom
having fern rub a vibrator against her nose

PMSFL.
Best sentence ever.

Watch it, funniest 3 minutes of daytime telly EVER

http://www.itv.com/Lifestyle/ThisMorning/features/SextoyGranny/default.html

:laugh2:

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Tom
I was thinking the same whilst watching him eat spaghetti ... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

he doesn't even make it funny either. when i seen phil & fern do the same thing they made it funny by having fern rub a vibrator against her nose whilst trying not to laugh
hahah it was minging isn`t ,now hes going on about the over 35`s being more likely to cheat:shocked:
hes obsessed!!

[Magic]

LOL how dare you! I LOVE him!

[M X]

LOL, Alan Titchmarsh is the SHIZZ! :cheer2:

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Magic
LOL how dare you! I LOVE him!

you would,you have both have the same mentality!
lol jokes


(ee omnibus whhooopp!)

[Magic]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
Originally posted by Magic
LOL how dare you! I LOVE him!

you would,you have both have the same mentality!
lol jokes


(ee omnibus whhooopp!)

OH FUG.
I am gonna watch, i missed 2 eps this week!

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by supernoodles!
Originally posted by Magic
LOL how dare you! I LOVE him!

you would,you have both have the same mentality!
lol jokes


(ee omnibus whhooopp!)

OH FUG.
I am going to watch, i missed 2 eps this week!

I think i missed one ,not sure what day though!:shrug:btw did you go to the carnival thingy?

[Jen]

Originally posted by Magic
LOL how dare you! I LOVE him! :lovedup:

[matchfit]

he asked someone to make a book for him to put his name to

[Smithy]

*wonders why ben is looking at this thread*

[Benjamin]

LOL, I saw a guest reading it. I came back to the front page and saw this in recent threads and thought for second I had posted without realising.

[Smithy]

:laugh2: