Your Top Reality TV Jokes and Travesties

[*mazedsalv**]

1. Maria being voted off XF instead of The Conways
2. Science being evicted over Orlaith
3. Cameron winning BB4
4. Kerry Katona winning IAC
5. Daniel staying in over Austin
6. Daniel staying in over Laura

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by David
1. Mo not winning BB9
2. Darnell not winning BB9
3. Mario being evicted against Bex.
4. Chico not winning X Factor
5. Austin going over Rachel
6. Laura going over Ruth
7. Bad Lashes going over Girlband

Have you not seen reality tv out side of 2008 or something?

[Locke.]

Originally posted by Gazbo
Originally posted by David
1. Mo not winning BB9
2. Darnell not winning BB9
3. Mario being evicted against Bex.
4. Chico not winning X Factor
5. Austin going over Rachel
6. Laura going over Ruth
7. Bad Lashes going over Girlband

Have you not seen reality tv out side of 2008 or something?

Yeah but I've never watched on a regular basis, just the odd show now and then.

[Princess]

No order

Bex leaving over Mo and Darnell
Maria going over The Conway Sisters
Daniel staying in over Laura
Nikki being evicted(first time around)
Daniel staying over Austin
McDonald Brothers staying in for so long
Bex,Luke,Dale and Stu being evicted all in a row
Rachel winning BB9

[Jen]

Only one... D:

Leon Jackson winning The X Factor

[MrGaryy]

Okay this might take awhile

1.Rachel winning over Michael
2.Bex going over Mohamed
3.Bad Lashes going over Girlband
4.Vesna coming third in BB5AU over Greg
5.Joe winning IAC4 over Paul
6.Brigitte going Rory in BB8AU
7.Kat leaving before Darnell
8.Keesha going over Jerry in BB10US
9.Emma being eject in BB5
10.Ninia winning over Aled in Celebrity Scissorhands 2 (though I didn't mind that much)
11.Trevor winning BB4AU
12.Leon winning XF4 over Rhydian
13.Lisa Mafia winning CelebAir over Amy Lamé (Although Lisa probs was a bit better)
14.Gethin and Camilla going over Matt and Flavia in SCD5
15.Rory making it to the final over Travis in BB8AU
16.Nicole winning ANTM5 over Bree
17.Simon winning The Apprentice 3 over Kristina
18.Janice losing out to Biggins in IAC7 (though i liked both)
19.Nikki going over Pete, Imogen and Suzie in BB7
20.Kemal going over Orlaith in BB6

I'll do more later!:hugesmile:

[Loukas]

1) Steph going over Mario (BB9)
2) Biggins Winning Over Janice (I'm A Celeb)
3) Kemal going over Orlaith in BB6
4) Laura going over Daniel in TXF

[Princess]

Ooooh I forgot about Steph!


Also Lee winning instead of Claire in The Apprentice(although I do love Lee)

[Tom]

1) The X Factor changes in 2007. They should have kept Kate and the 3 judges
2) The whole house being up in BB7 leading to Nikki's eviction and return
3) Mo not being evicted until the final week (BB9)
4) Laura going out of X Factor over the likes of Daniel and Eoghan
5) Lee winning The Apprentice over Clare

[supernoodles!]

Ha when i first read this i thought it said transvestites instead of travesties loool
anyway

1.Nikki in bb7 being evicted when the whole house was up!
2.Laura going on X factor
3..Kathreya`s 'surprise' (vile) eviction in the final week and her reception
4.leon winning over Rhydian
5.Scott going over Daniel
6Bex going over Mo

[Sam!]

1. Nikki being evicted against everyone else
2. Tigers winning this years Shipwrecked
3. Laura going over Daniel&Eoghan
4. Lee winning over Claire in this years Apprentice
5. Simon winning over Kristina in last years Apprentice
6. Brian winning over Samanda
7. Mo getting to the final week
8. Biggins winning over Janice in IAC

[Matt]

1. Big Brother 8
2. Brian winning Big Brother 8
3. Rachel winning Big Brother 9
4. Rebecca evicted over Mohamed and Darnell (BB9)
5. Luke evicted (BB9)
6. Mohamed and Darnell lasting as long as they did (BB9)
7. Leon winning The X Factor '07 over Rhydian
8. Scott voted out over Daniel in the X Factor '08
9. The subsequent vote offs in which we lost good acts over rubbish ones (Daniel, Eoghan)
10. Janice losing I'm A Celebrity 2007, especially to Biggins
11. Pete winning BB7; Aisleyne should have won

[rayheartbliss]

daniel going through the live show

[supernoodles!]

oh i forgot the biggest one of all.
Rachel winning bb9!!

[\PJ/]

-Rachel winning BB9
-Luke and bex not being in the final
-People liking mohamed and darnell and faketraya,rachel
-Ziggy being in BB8
-Lesley form BB8 leaving because of seany
-Leon winning the x factor 07

[Arneldo]

BB;
Alison evicted over Alex + Sandy in BB3
Anoushka, Justine + Sissy evicted over Jon in BB4
Emma being blamed for fight night and being removed in BB5
Jason coming second in BB5
Eugene coming second in BB6
Nikki evicted over Michael, Imogen + Susie in BB7
Traci evicted over Pete + Maggot in CBB4
Jackiey evicted over Jack in CBB5
Danielle + Jack making CBB5 final
Seany + Charley evicted over Tracey in BB8
KL, Jonty, David, Amy + Shanessa entering BB8
Ziggy was just a massive joke, full stop.
Jade and Liam going over Vicotor in Hijack.
Emilia coming second in Hijack.
Kat not making final in BB9.
Rachel winning BB9.

IAC;
Tony winning over Tara in S1.
Phil winning S2.
Jordon evicted over Peter in S3.
Natalie quitting in S4.
Fran making it too final over Janet in S4.
Anthony, Jenny + Jimmy lasting as long as they did in S5.
Sheree not winning S5.
David + Jan not making the final in S6.
Mylenne + Matt making final two in S6.
Malandra even getting on the show in S6.
Janice not winning S7.

Cirque De Celebrite;
Ninia not winning S1.
Lee returning to the show in S1.
Hannah + Emily voted off in S2.
Lettig Rebecca on the show in S2.

TXF;
Roberta voted off in week 1 in S1.
Cassie being in bottom 2 and going in S1.
Phillip making top 12 in S2.
Mariah going over Conways in S2.
Brenda not winning S2.
Chris Moyles not winning BOTS1.
Dionne being eliminated in week 3, over Kerry in S3.
MacDonald Brother making top 4, over everyone else in S3.
Ray making the final over Ben in S3.
Alisha making into top 12 and lasting 5 weeks in S4.
Two groups being formed and making top 12 in S4.
BL, GB, Scott, Austin & Laura going over Daniel in S5.

Pop Idol;
Darius making top 3 in S1.
Kim going in third week of S2.
Sam losing out to Mark in semi-final in S2.


+ loads more...

[rayheartbliss]

Originally posted by Arneldo
BB;
Alison evicted over Alex + Sandy in BB3
Anoushka, Justine + Sissy evicted over Jon in BB4
Emma being blamed for fight night and being removed in BB5
Jason coming second in BB5
Eugene coming second in BB6
Nikki evicted over Michael, Imogen + Susie in BB7
Traci evicted over Pete + Maggot in CBB4
Jackiey evicted over Jack in CBB5
Danielle + Jack making CBB5 final
Seany + Charley evicted over Tracey in BB8
KL, Jonty, David, Amy + Shanessa entering BB8
Ziggy was just a massive joke, full stop.
Jade and Liam going over Vicotor in Hijack.
Emilia coming second in Hijack.
Kat not making final in BB9.
Rachel winning BB9.

IAC;
Tony winning over Tara in S1.
Phil winning S2.
Jordon evicted over Peter in S3.
Natalie quitting in S4.
Fran making it too final over Janet in S4.
Anthony, Jenny + Jimmy lasting as long as they did in S5.
Sheree not winning S5.
David + Jan not making the final in S6.
Mylenne + Matt making final two in S6.
Malandra even getting on the show in S6.
Janice not winning S7.

Cirque De Celebrite;
Ninia not winning S1.
Lee returning to the show in S1.
Hannah + Emily voted off in S2.
Lettig Rebecca on the show in S2.

TXF;
Roberta voted off in week 1 in S1.
Cassie being in bottom 2 and going in S1.
Phillip making top 12 in S2.
Mariah going over Conways in S2.
Brenda not winning S2.
Chris Moyles not winning BOTS1.
Dionne being eliminated in week 3, over Kerry in S3.
MacDonald Brother making top 4, over everyone else in S3.
Ray making the final over Ben in S3.
Alisha making into top 12 and lasting 5 weeks in S4.
Two groups being formed and making top 12 in S4.
BL, GB, Scott, Austin & Laura going over Daniel in S5.

Pop Idol;
Darius making top 3 in S1.
Kim going in third week of S2.
Sam losing out to Mark in semi-final in S2.


+ loads more...

O.O

[Tom]

Originally posted by Arneldo
BB;
Alison evicted over Alex + Sandy in BB3
Anoushka, Justine + Sissy evicted over Jon in BB4
Emma being blamed for fight night and being removed in BB5
Jason coming second in BB5
Eugene coming second in BB6
Nikki evicted over Michael, Imogen + Susie in BB7
Traci evicted over Pete + Maggot in CBB4
Jackiey evicted over Jack in CBB5
Danielle + Jack making CBB5 final
Seany + Charley evicted over Tracey in BB8
KL, Jonty, David, Amy + Shanessa entering BB8
Ziggy was just a massive joke, full stop.
Jade and Liam going over Vicotor in Hijack.
Emilia coming second in Hijack.
Kat not making final in BB9.
Rachel winning BB9.

IAC;
Tony winning over Tara in S1.
Phil winning S2.
Jordon evicted over Peter in S3.
Natalie quitting in S4.
Fran making it too final over Janet in S4.
Anthony, Jenny + Jimmy lasting as long as they did in S5.
Sheree not winning S5.
David + Jan not making the final in S6.
Mylenne + Matt making final two in S6.
Malandra even getting on the show in S6.
Janice not winning S7.

Cirque De Celebrite;
Ninia not winning S1.
Lee returning to the show in S1.
Hannah + Emily voted off in S2.
Lettig Rebecca on the show in S2.

TXF;
Roberta voted off in week 1 in S1.
Cassie being in bottom 2 and going in S1.
Phillip making top 12 in S2.
Mariah going over Conways in S2.
Brenda not winning S2.
Chris Moyles not winning BOTS1.
Dionne being eliminated in week 3, over Kerry in S3.
MacDonald Brother making top 4, over everyone else in S3.
Ray making the final over Ben in S3.
Alisha making into top 12 and lasting 5 weeks in S4.
Two groups being formed and making top 12 in S4.
BL, GB, Scott, Austin & Laura going over Daniel in S5.

Pop Idol;
Darius making top 3 in S1.
Kim going in third week of S2.
Sam losing out to Mark in semi-final in S2.


+ loads more...

Someone watches a lot of TV :joker:

[Arneldo]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Arneldo
BB;
Alison evicted over Alex + Sandy in BB3
Anoushka, Justine + Sissy evicted over Jon in BB4
Emma being blamed for fight night and being removed in BB5
Jason coming second in BB5
Eugene coming second in BB6
Nikki evicted over Michael, Imogen + Susie in BB7
Traci evicted over Pete + Maggot in CBB4
Jackiey evicted over Jack in CBB5
Danielle + Jack making CBB5 final
Seany + Charley evicted over Tracey in BB8
KL, Jonty, David, Amy + Shanessa entering BB8
Ziggy was just a massive joke, full stop.
Jade and Liam going over Vicotor in Hijack.
Emilia coming second in Hijack.
Kat not making final in BB9.
Rachel winning BB9.

IAC;
Tony winning over Tara in S1.
Phil winning S2.
Jordon evicted over Peter in S3.
Natalie quitting in S4.
Fran making it too final over Janet in S4.
Anthony, Jenny + Jimmy lasting as long as they did in S5.
Sheree not winning S5.
David + Jan not making the final in S6.
Mylenne + Matt making final two in S6.
Malandra even getting on the show in S6.
Janice not winning S7.

Cirque De Celebrite;
Ninia not winning S1.
Lee returning to the show in S1.
Hannah + Emily voted off in S2.
Lettig Rebecca on the show in S2.

TXF;
Roberta voted off in week 1 in S1.
Cassie being in bottom 2 and going in S1.
Phillip making top 12 in S2.
Mariah going over Conways in S2.
Brenda not winning S2.
Chris Moyles not winning BOTS1.
Dionne being eliminated in week 3, over Kerry in S3.
MacDonald Brother making top 4, over everyone else in S3.
Ray making the final over Ben in S3.
Alisha making into top 12 and lasting 5 weeks in S4.
Two groups being formed and making top 12 in S4.
BL, GB, Scott, Austin & Laura going over Daniel in S5.

Pop Idol;
Darius making top 3 in S1.
Kim going in third week of S2.
Sam losing out to Mark in semi-final in S2.


+ loads more...

Someone watches a lot of TV :joker:

Not really. I'm just hard to please :laugh:

[M X]

no order,

1]laura going out of x factor (x factor 08)
2]austin going out of x factor (x factor 08)
3]scott going out of x factor (x factor 08)
4]maria lawson going out of x factor (x factor 05)
5]matt willis winning iac06
6]nikki being evicted over all other hsm's (bb06)
7]kathreya being evicted before final (bb08)
9]steph being evicted first (bb08)
10]steve brookstein winning xfactor (bb04)

plus many many more! xx

[Indierock&roll]

- chris fountain not winning dancing on ice!
- jeremy not winning BB:CH and instead john winning :/
- luke being voted out!! bb9
- laura being voted off over ruth!

biggest one of all
RACHEL WINNING BIG BROTHER!
i will never ever get over that
:'(

[pinkmichk]

rachel winning bb9
leon winning last years x factor
austin being booted from x factor
janice not winning last years i'm a celeb
cameron bb4
chris fountain not winning dancing on ice
brian beating the twins to win bb

[Nicola]

1. Austin being voted out of X Factor
2. Laura being voted out of X Factor
3. Brian winning over the twins in BB8
4. Seany being evicted in BB8
5. David Gest coming 4th in I'm A Celebrity
6. Maria Lawson being voted out of X Factor
7. Rachel winning BB9
8. Kathreya not making the final of BB9
9. Chris Fountain not winning Dancing on Ice
10. Eton Road being voted out over McDonald Brothers in X Factor

[GiRTh]

Maria going over The Conway Sisters
Colin Jackson Losing SCD3 to Darren Gough
Leon winning X-Factor4
Brian winning Big Brother 8
Nadia winning BB5

EDIT: Same Difference in the final of X-Factor 4

[podge2007]

Originally posted by Matt
1. Big Brother 8
2. Brian winning Big Brother 8
3. Rachel winning Big Brother 9
4. Rebecca evicted over Mohamed and Darnell (BB9)
5. Luke evicted (BB9)
6. Mohamed and Darnell lasting as long as they did (BB9)
7. Leon winning The X Factor '07 over Rhydian
8. Scott voted out over Daniel in the X Factor '08
9. The subsequent vote offs in which we lost good acts over rubbish ones (Daniel, Eoghan)
10. Janice losing I'm A Celebrity 2007, especially to Biggins
11. Pete winning BB7; Aisleyne should have won


Agree with all of them

Plus:
BB3: Alison being evicted over Sandy
BB4: Launch night noms which resulted in Anouska eviction
BB4: Double eviction of Federico and Jon. Killed the show
BB6: Orlaith staying in over Science and Kemal and then walking
BB6: Kinga not brought in sooner
BB8: Charley being so ridiculously hated despite the fact she single-handedly stopped it being another BB4
BB8: Liam winning the 100k
BB8: Nicky evicted against Gerry and getting a terrible and undeserved reception from the crowd.
BB8:Carole staying in over Shabnam, Seany and Billi
BBCH: John winning over Amy, Jeremy and Emilia
BB9: Lisa not reaching the final week
BB9: Sylvia getting 90% of the vote against Mo
XF1: G4 losing to Steve
XF3: Ray reaching the final

[LemonJam]

Right, here we go:

Big Brother

3//
Alison getting Evicted over Sandy

4//
Anoushka going 1st
Jon and Federico getting evicted over Cameron
Gos in general
Nush going over Cameron
Ray not winning
Cameron winning

5//
Emma getting ejected
Dan not winning

6//
Makosi picking Orlaith over Kinga
Anthony winning (Biggest travesty ever)
The final 5 being the opposite way I wanted it to be.

7//
Lisa going over Mikey
Nikki going over everyone in the house
Nikki coming 5th (She stopped BB7 from being shocking)
Pete winning.

8//
Emilys ejection
Charley going over Tracey (even though I liked Tracey)
Amy going over Kara Louise
Gerry getting evicted over Brian, Kara-Louise and Liam
Carole only coming 5th

9//
Stephanie going over Mario
Sylvia going over Mohamed
Belinda going over Rex
Rebecca going over Mohamed and Darnell
Luke going over Darnell, Mohamed, Rachel and Rex
Dale going over Stuart
Stuart going over Rachel
Lisa not making the final.
Mo, Kat, Darnell, Rex and Rachel being in the final 7.
Mikey and Sara losing to Rachel

X Factor
1//
Tabby losing to Steve
Steve winning.

2//
Maria going over Conways
Nicholas going over Conways

3//
Ray beating Ben.

4//
Kimberley going over Alisha
Daniel going over Alisha
Beverley not winning.

5//
Rikki Loney not making the final 12
Joelle not making the final 12
Louise Heatley not making the final 12
Suzie not making the final 12
Bad Lashes going over Girlband

I would do plenty of Project Runway and Hells Kitchen ones, but my list is already dead long and I doubt anyone cares :tongue:

[*mazedsalv**]

Chris Fountain not winning DOI
Steph going over Mario
Jnaice Dickinson losing to Biggins
John winning over Amy, Emilia and Jeremy (BBCH)