Embarassing stuff you have said/heard out loud [Archive] - ThisisBigBrother.com

*mazedsalv**

03-12-2008, 07:35 PM

I say some really stupid stuff sometimes.

Once, all my friends was talking about Sherlock Holmes, I just came into the converation and just said "Ohh, yeahh she is an amazing runner!"... then followed an akward silence and then a chorus of laughter, and me feeling slightly embarassed.

Also, today I asked my friend "If your on the aeroplane and you go really high, is there any chance the plane will go into the sun?" My friend just walked away, so I dont know the answer but I feel it was stupid, i dont know if its a clever question or not.

Or my fave that my friend saidm in a crowd of people:
"If you have a erection in Australia, which way will it face?"... OMG seriously!!! I was actually shocked... like really speechless.

Locke.

03-12-2008, 07:37 PM

No, I think before I speak. And I believe that the plane would melt before it reached the sun, so you would burn to death.

Jen

03-12-2008, 07:38 PM

For around 3 years I believed America was in Europe.

Conversation with my Religion Teacher...
JEN "Sir can you help me...?"
SIR "I'll be there in a second..."
JEN "just come late, like you always do..."
(Class exploding into laughter.... followed by my teacher...)
That was today... I didn't catch on until it was explained... then I was disgusted my teacher understood.. LOL

Sam!

03-12-2008, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
I say some really stupid stuff sometimes.

Once, all my friends was talking about Sherlock Holmes, I just came into the converation and just said "Ohh, yeahh she is an amazing runner!"... then followed an akward silence and then a chorus of laughter, and me feeling slightly embarassed.

Also, today I asked my friend "If your on the aeroplane and you go really high, is there any chance the plane will go into the sun?" My friend just walked away, so I dont know the answer but I feel it was stupid, i dont know if its a clever question or not.

Or my fave that my friend saidm in a crowd of people:
"If you have a erection in Australia, which way will it face?"... OMG seriously!!! I was actually shocked... like really speechless.

Do you understand the concept of the universe lol. A plane wouldn't be able to reach the altitude over the atmosphere and wouldn't be able to get close enough to the sun due to its heat and many other things.

xDramatick

03-12-2008, 07:39 PM

My friend said "I'd shag Simon Cowell, he's so sexy" just as my class went silent the other day..

I say loads of stupid things that end up really embarrassing.
I literally wonder if I have a brain that works sometimes :|

Sod_James

03-12-2008, 07:40 PM

Or my fave that my friend saidm in a crowd of people:
"If you have a erection in Australia, which way will it face?"... OMG seriously!!! I was actually shocked... like really speechless. [/quote]

PMSL

Lol iv said loads of stupid stuff. i cant remember stuff off the top of my head but luckily im the sort of person who just laughs at myself for saying it.

Sam!

03-12-2008, 07:40 PM

I normally say stupid things by accident, just can't think of one off the top of my head.

Jen

03-12-2008, 07:42 PM

I also said in Maths:

"Sir, I WANT YOU"
as in I need him to help me in my class related situation
He never lets me live that down..
I think all my male teachers believe me to be a perv.. LOL

AngRemembered

03-12-2008, 07:45 PM

LMAO... definately the thread of the week :joker::thumbs:

I mentioned this in Nickys birthday thread (so sorry for the repeat) but its funny.

Last year I sent a text to my husband which read

"dissaster. Mother and Aunt Clem just turned up, need a favour, pick up a couple of PRESSIES on the way home asap, love you x"

When he got home he showed me the text message it actually read

Dissaster. Mother and Aunt Clem just turned up, need a favour, pick up a couple of PROSSIES on the way home asap, love you x

oops :laugh3::joker::blush2:

*mazedsalv**

03-12-2008, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by Scampi
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
I say some really stupid stuff sometimes.

Once, all my friends was talking about Sherlock Holmes, I just came into the converation and just said "Ohh, yeahh she is an amazing runner!"... then followed an akward silence and then a chorus of laughter, and me feeling slightly embarassed.

Also, today I asked my friend "If your on the aeroplane and you go really high, is there any chance the plane will go into the sun?" My friend just walked away, so I dont know the answer but I feel it was stupid, i dont know if its a clever question or not.

Or my fave that my friend saidm in a crowd of people:
"If you have a erection in Australia, which way will it face?"... OMG seriously!!! I was actually shocked... like really speechless.

Do you understand the concept of the universe lol. A plane wouldn't be able to reach the altitude over the atmosphere and wouldn't be able to get close enough to the sun due to its heat and many other things.

Science is my worst subject, the thing that my freinds do when they want to wind me up is talking about scientific things, I just switch off, then they laugh and are calling me thick and everything.... im just bad at it.

*mazedsalv**

03-12-2008, 08:02 PM

My friend in the middle of the corridor looking randomly at a teacher...

Sir- Sarah, What the hell you looking at?
Sara- Sexyness! (With a geekish laugh after)

Haha the silence that follows, Sir's face went red, and just said "Umm... okay, you have major issues!" and walks off... then there was me, literally on the floor in stitches of laughter.

MR.K!

03-12-2008, 08:06 PM

what i hate is when your in class and everyone is talking really loud, but all of a sudden everyone shuts up and you end up saying the last couple of words out loud (usually embarrasing ones)

MR.K!

03-12-2008, 08:09 PM

that reminds me. In Maths today it was dead quiet and this laminated poster thingey fell of the wall right next to me and everyone started looking at me accusingly; so i shouted out '' I did'nt touch it !'' PMSL Twas quite embarassing :S

AngRemembered

03-12-2008, 08:09 PM

well what about all those sayings which "normal" people use which make absolutely no sense what so ever, at there first use they must have been deadly embarrasing yet somehow they actually caught on... such as

Deaf as a post........... did anyone ever question the drunk who must have said this originally that posts... cant actually be deaf LOL

Slept like a log..... who got away with this first time round you may as well say I slept like a pencil, a clip board, a tap, a brick a two dimensional drawing of a rainbow hell pick anything that dosnt actually sleep...yet why did log catch on:shrug:

Happy as Larry.. the only Larry i knew was a misreble git who picked his own nose,:shocked: :laugh:

I'm like you Maz, if I'd have said any of the above I would have been ignored as a complete a**, yet someone else says the down right ridiculous and all of a suden its cool...... :laugh2:

MarkWaldorf

03-12-2008, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by Angiebabe
LMAO... definately the thread of the week :joker::thumbs:

I mentioned this in Nickys birthday thread (so sorry for the repeat) but its funny.

Last year I sent a text to my husband which read

"dissaster. Mother and Aunt Clem just turned up, need a favour, pick up a couple of PRESSIES on the way home asap, love you x"

When he got home he showed me the text message it actually read

Dissaster. Mother and Aunt Clem just turned up, need a favour, pick up a couple of PROSSIES on the way home asap, love you x

oops :laugh3::joker::blush2:

LMAO!

*mazedsalv**

03-12-2008, 08:12 PM

I'm like you Maz, if I'd have said either of those 2 I would have been ignored as a complete a**, yet someone else says the down right ridiculous and all of a suden its cool......

Call me Salv :bigsmile:

Jen

03-12-2008, 08:13 PM

Too many things happen in class to me... D:

My science Teacher have been calling me "KERRZO" for ages because one time I called him, Cairnsy...
Teachers are rediculous...

AngRemembered

03-12-2008, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
I'm like you Maz, if I'd have said either of those 2 I would have been ignored as a complete a**, yet someone else says the down right ridiculous and all of a suden its cool......

Call me Salv :bigsmile:

LOL, you see what I mean now :joker::blush2:

ahem...Salv :kiss::whistle:

*mazedsalv**

03-12-2008, 08:16 PM

I was in class a few weeks ago in Physics, loads of people were speaking and i had to speak loudly so my friend next to me could hear, I was talking about a cake I had for break and how nice tasting it was, and I had been talking for as long as 3 mins fully and the class silenced at the one point I said something embarassing, guess what it was..... "It was like I was having an orgasm."

Everyone laughed and sir said "Do me a favour? Dont give me visuals!" My teacher is good at one liners, probably doesnt sound funny but it was at the time.

*mazedsalv**

03-12-2008, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by Angiebabe
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
I'm like you Maz, if I'd have said either of those 2 I would have been ignored as a complete a**, yet someone else says the down right ridiculous and all of a suden its cool......

Call me Salv :bigsmile:

LOL, you see what I mean now :joker::blush2:

ahem...Salv :kiss::whistle:

:laugh:

Jen

03-12-2008, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
I was in class a few weeks ago in Physics, loads of people were speaking and i had to speak loudly so my friend next to me could hear, I was talking about a cake I had for break and how nice tasting it was, and I had been talking for as long as 3 mins fully and the class silenced at the one point I said something embarassing, guess what it was..... "It was like I was having an orgasm."

Everyone laughed and sir said "Do me a favour? Dont give me visuals!" My teacher is good at one liners, probably doesnt sound funny but it was at the time.

It does sound funny.. :)
My teacher is the same... all of mine are.. LOL
We are the lucky classes who have the best teachers in the school.
My R.E teacher is not HAAHHA funny... he is just so stupid.. (A good teacher though) he just gets himself into situation that are hilerious and wrong and he digs himself in the hole deeper and deeper each time...

AlexBigBrother

03-12-2008, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by David
No, I think before I speak. And I believe that the plane would melt before it reached the sun, so you would burn to death.

that made me laugh, i so hope it was intentional
x

*mazedsalv**

03-12-2008, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
I was in class a few weeks ago in Physics, loads of people were speaking and i had to speak loudly so my friend next to me could hear, I was talking about a cake I had for break and how nice tasting it was, and I had been talking for as long as 3 mins fully and the class silenced at the one point I said something embarassing, guess what it was..... "It was like I was having an orgasm."

Everyone laughed and sir said "Do me a favour? Dont give me visuals!" My teacher is good at one liners, probably doesnt sound funny but it was at the time.

It does sound funny.. :)
My teacher is the same... all of mine are.. LOL
We are the lucky classes who have the best teachers in the school.
My R.E teacher is not HAAHHA funny... he is just so stupid.. (A good teacher though) he just gets himself into situation that are hilerious and wrong and he digs himself in the hole deeper and deeper each time...

Haha yeah, i always end up with teh best and funniest teachers. My English teacher was an absoloute legend, I had him for 2 years but he moved last year and now I have a serious dull one.
He would always take the mick of us, there was about 6 sicilians including me, all sitting next to each other and he always called us the Mafia.

Also, everytime he got a tattoo done, he would show us, and because he was a teacher, he had to hide it from students, but he had a massive one around his arm, his back, and on his neck HAHA.... he was a legend and he would always boast about his gf/fiance and boat about his "big arms" and i was like "Breiley!(his last name),get over yourself!" HAHA

I actually got his facebook and he is getting married soon, I miss those funny lessons soo much.

hannah.

03-12-2008, 08:26 PM

today i was in a cafe in the lanes, and it's like above a shop so there's a balcony looking out over the street so we were sitting out there so we could smoke, and all of a sudden a hot guy started busking with an acoustic guitar and he had a gorgeous voice, and i forgot that he could hear us because we were like just above him and across the street which was like 2m wide, and i said "i really fancy him" and in the middle of a line in a song he shouted "thank you" up hahahaa it was so cringey but then we started talking to him and i made him play me a song, was lovely haha

*mazedsalv**

03-12-2008, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by hannah.
today i was in a cafe in the lanes, and it's like above a shop so there's a balcony looking out over the street so we were sitting out there so we could smoke, and all of a sudden a hot guy started busking with an acoustic guitar and he had a gorgeous voice, and i forgot that he could hear us because we were like just above him and across the street which was like 2m wide, and i said "i really fancy him" and in the middle of a line in a song he shouted "thank you" up hahahaa it was so cringey but then we started talking to him and i made him play me a song, was lovely haha

Haha, aww thats cute :bigsmile:

LemonJam

03-12-2008, 08:34 PM

"You had sex with him?!?!?"

Worst time for a class to go silent ever. :|

Tom

03-12-2008, 08:40 PM

"I can't come"

I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

:blush2::blush2:

*mazedsalv**

03-12-2008, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by Tom
"I can't come"

I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

:blush2::blush2:

Haha yeahh we are like that, we would all laugh at that too if we heard that :laugh3:

Ross

03-12-2008, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by Tom
"I can't come"

I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

:blush2::blush2:
You can't though......... lol

Jen

03-12-2008, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by Tom
"I can't come"

I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

:blush2::blush2:
You can't though......... lol

HAHAHA

Tom

03-12-2008, 08:47 PM

Ross

03-12-2008, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by Tom
"I can't come"

I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

:blush2::blush2:
You can't though......... lol

You'd know, you were the disappointed one :wink:
Ok ouch. Point taken.

Tom

03-12-2008, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by Tom
"I can't come"

I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

:blush2::blush2:
You can't though......... lol

You'd know, you were the disappointed one :wink:
Ok ouch. Point taken.

You've said that to me already as well.

Joelston

03-12-2008, 08:50 PM

A few things off of the top of my head...

* I was walking down the street with my friends, and one said as a joke "yeah, if you are really horny, there is more chance that you'll conceive twins." And this old man went by on a bike and shouted "that's not true!!!" that was funny!

* Another time I had to kiss a girl in a play, and she really liked me. Her best friend and me were in a taxi, and she said that her best friend had told her we had kissed with tongues....I shouted really loudly "I DID NOT SLIP THE TONGUE IN!" The taxi driver looked very confused!

AngRemembered

03-12-2008, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by Tom
"I can't come"

I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

:blush2::blush2:

LOL, or in a doctors waiting room

imagine the convo

"I'm at the surgery..I cant come"

"No, that isnt why I'm at the Doctors, I'm just saying Im not able to be with you now because I'm here"

:joker::laugh3::laugh2:

Ross

03-12-2008, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by Joelston
A few things off of the top of my head...

* I was walking down the street with my friends, and one said as a joke "yeah, if you are really horny, there is more chance that you'll conceive twins." And this old man went by on a bike and shouted "that's not true!!!" that was funny!

* Another time I had to kiss a girl in a play, and she really liked me. Her best friend and me were in a taxi, and she said that her best friend had told her we had kissed with tongues....I shouted really loudly "I DID NOT SLIP THE TONGUE IN!" The taxi driver looked very confused!
Lmao.

Ross

03-12-2008, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by Tom
"I can't come"

I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

:blush2::blush2:
You can't though......... lol

You'd know, you were the disappointed one :wink:
Ok ouch. Point taken.

You've said that to me already as well.
Ok I don't get that one but it was an insult :mad::hug:

AngRemembered

03-12-2008, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Joelston

* Another time I had to kiss a girl in a play, and she really liked me. Her best friend and me were in a taxi, and she said that her best friend had told her we had kissed with tongues....I shouted really loudly "I DID NOT SLIP THE TONGUE IN!" The taxi driver looked very confused!

:laugh2: wow you were lucky he didnt crash LMAO :kiss:

Joelston

03-12-2008, 08:55 PM

I have the stupidest ex-girlfriend in the WORLD! She comes out with stupid stuff!

* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed.

* We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home".

SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems.

Ninastar

03-12-2008, 08:57 PM

Like 3 weeks ago when i was obsessed with the ting tings Someone in my class said I wonder if the ting tings shag ( he was listening to his ipod ) and he didnt realise it was so quite. I wanted to die cause he was right next to me. I am sure my face turned like purple or something. My friend asked if i was ok but i was like ermmm yeh i feel sick.

*mazedsalv**

03-12-2008, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by Joelston
I have the stupidest ex-girlfriend in the WORLD! She comes out with stupid stuff!

* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed.

* We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home".

SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems.

LMAO, especially for the 2nd one :laugh3:

AngRemembered

03-12-2008, 08:58 PM

Loukas

03-12-2008, 08:58 PM

"OMG! YOUR GAY!!!?"
"Yes Kate I Love Him!!"
"I know she's looking like a tramp today"

Ninastar

03-12-2008, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by Joelston
I have the stupidest ex-girlfriend in the WORLD! She comes out with stupid stuff!

* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed.

* We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home".

SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems.

lmao! I bet shes blonde lol
LMAO, especially for the 2nd one :laugh3:

LemonJam

03-12-2008, 09:02 PM

*mazedsalv**

03-12-2008, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by ninostar
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by Joelston
I have the stupidest ex-girlfriend in the WORLD! She comes out with stupid stuff!

* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed.

* We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home".

SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems.

lmao! I bet shes blonde lol
LMAO, especially for the 2nd one :laugh3:

I didnt put the blonde thing btw, dont know how that got there.

*mazedsalv**

03-12-2008, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Joelston
I have the stupidest ex-girlfriend in the WORLD! She comes out with stupid stuff!

* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed.

* We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home".

SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems.

ROFLMYCOPTER!!!! I must meet her.

I MUST meet her too, we would have such a laugh.

JOSHUAH!

03-12-2008, 09:16 PM

Lauren

03-12-2008, 09:54 PM

Me: What's that thing running across the path!??!
Dad: A stoat.
Me: Dad!! Stones can't run!

----------------------------------------------------------------------

*in a car with my dad and bf*

News: And today a man was charged with shooting his best friend in the head with a pellet gun.
Me: *looks confused*
Bf: What's up?
Me: A pelican? How did he shoot him in the head with an animal?
Dad: ... Pellet.... gun....
Me: .... Oh.

Hugo

03-12-2008, 10:37 PM

LMAO Lauran and Angie.
-------------------------------

Well the other day I accidently called my MALE English teacher MUM. :sad:

pinkmichk

03-12-2008, 10:56 PM

i have when waiting to cross road gone to grab what i thought was my daughters hand (she was other side of me) almost grabbed some old dears while saying you need to hold my hand to cross road when its safe too
she replied by saying its ok love i think i can manage on my own

Jen

03-12-2008, 11:00 PM

If you have seen the Shawshank Redemption (Its brilliant) you will understand...
We watched it today in class..
Then there is a scene where "The Sisters" are beating up Andy. (They are in prsion so "The Sisters" are the group of Gay men in the movie, they were actually beating him so they could rape him.. D: )
ANYWAY!
A girl in my class said, they must not like him, why are the beating him up then walking away then beating him up again.. So me.. being me said.. while the class silenced, "They are raping him!" I got staired at then the whole class went. "Ohhh I get it now..."
LOL moments...

*Jen does not find this subject funny, it is only the circumstances of the conversation. Thankyou.

DamonJ

03-12-2008, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
If you have seen the Shawshank Redemption (Its brilliant) you will understand...
We watched it today in class..
Then there is a scene where "The Sisters" are beating up Andy. (They are in prsion so "The Sisters" are the group of Gay men in the movie, they were actually beating him so they could rape him.. D: )
ANYWAY!
A girl in my class said, they must not like him, why are the beating him up then walking away then beating him up again.. So me.. being me said.. while the class silenced, "They are raping him!" I got staired at then the whole class went. "Ohhh I get it now..."
LOL moments...

*Jen does not find this subject funny, it is only the circumstances of the conversation. Thankyou.

Similar thing happened to me.
We were in English watching the Shawshank Redemption, and the scene you mention came on, and the teacher paused the DVD cause she felt it was innapropriate & my friend said just as the class silenced "uhhh I wanna see him get bummed"

I was like :blush:

Hugo

03-12-2008, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
If you have seen the Shawshank Redemption (Its brilliant) you will understand...
We watched it today in class..
Then there is a scene where "The Sisters" are beating up Andy. (They are in prsion so "The Sisters" are the group of Gay men in the movie, they were actually beating him so they could rape him.. D: )
ANYWAY!
A girl in my class said, they must not like him, why are the beating him up then walking away then beating him up again.. So me.. being me said.. while the class silenced, "They are raping him!" I got staired at then the whole class went. "Ohhh I get it now..."
LOL moments...

*Jen does not find this subject funny, it is only the circumstances of the conversation. Thankyou.

Similar thing happened to me.
We were in English watching the Shawshank Redemption, and the scene you mention came on, and the teacher paused the DVD cause she felt it was innapropriate & my friend said just as the class silenced "uhhh I want to see him get bummed"

I was like :blush:

Both of them made me LOL.

Princess

03-12-2008, 11:38 PM

Oh god I could a huge list just for each day.

In HMV the other day,the day before the album came out,the guy in the store had loads of copies and I went 'Can I hold it'? When it's comes to TT I have no shame.

The stupidest thing I've ever ever ever said was

'I won't be 18 for the results but I will be for my birthday'.

MrGaryy

03-12-2008, 11:53 PM

There's this girl me and my friend used to despise. She was like really manly and rough and was constantly taking the piss out of someone behind their back and we started calling her BFL (Big Fat Lesbian). Not that I have anything against lesbians or nothing. But anywhoo, I was in Science and talking to the guy about me and accidently referred to her as BFL. he asked me what it meant and I explained but everyone was talking and hen didn't hear me. Fast forward a couple more times to me screaming "BIG FAT LESBIAN" to my friend whilst the teacher came in the door.

*mazedsalv**

04-12-2008, 07:35 AM

Originally posted by Gazbo
There's this girl me and my friend used to despise. She was like really manly and rough and was constantly taking the p**s out of someone behind their back and we started calling her BFL (Big Fat Lesbian). Not that I have anything against lesbians or nothing. But anywhoo, I was in Science and talking to the guy about me and accidently referred to her as BFL. he asked me what it meant and I explained but everyone was talking and hen didn't hear me. Fast forward a couple more times to me screaming "BIG FAT LESBIAN" to my friend whilst the teacher came in the door.

:bigsmile:

04-12-2008, 08:23 PM

William Shakespeare is a dirty man.

Othello Act 5 Scene 2

Othello: Behold, I have a weapon:
A better never did itself sustain
Upon a soldier's thigh. I have seen the day
That with this little arm and this good sword
...
Here is my journey's end, here is my butt
...
Man but a rush against Othello's breast,
...
O cursed, cursed slave! Whip me, ye devils,
...
Blow me about in winds! Roast me in sulphur!
Wash me in steep-down gulfs of liquid fire!
...
Lodovico: Where is that viper?
...
Othello: I look down towards his feet; but that's a fable.
...
Lodovico: Wrench his sword
...
Cassio: I found it in my chamber;
And he himself confess'd but even now
That there he dropp'd it for a special purpose
Which wrought to his desire.
...
Othello: Where a malignant and turban'd Turk
Beat a Venetian and traduced the state,
I took by th'throat the circumcised dog
And smote him thus.
...
Lodovico:O bloody period!

I was in hysterics, but the worst part was that nobody else found any of this funny. Ahahahaha.

Lauren

04-12-2008, 09:51 PM

*watching an advert*

Me: *interupts bfs story* EY!!!
Bf: What?
Me: He's looking thinner than when he was on children in need!
Bf: That's because that is Des O'Connor.

rayheartbliss

04-12-2008, 09:53 PM

Damaris

08-12-2008, 09:09 PM

In Tech today i was doing my work next to my freind Chrstina and theres this really annoying girl who everyone hates she kept asking me if i would take Lauren (Thats her name) virginity i went yeh she screamed Lauren i want lesbian lust with you when it when silent i cried with laughter. :tongue:

Jen

08-12-2008, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by Z
William Shakespeare is a dirty man.

Othello Act 5 Scene 2

Othello: Behold, I have a weapon:
A better never did itself sustain
Upon a soldier's thigh. I have seen the day
That with this little arm and this good sword
...
Here is my journey's end, here is my butt
...
Man but a rush against Othello's breast,
...
O cursed, cursed slave! Whip me, ye devils,
...
Blow me about in winds! Roast me in sulphur!
Wash me in steep-down gulfs of liquid fire!
...
Lodovico: Where is that viper?
...
Othello: I look down towards his feet; but that's a fable.
...
Lodovico: Wrench his sword
...
Cassio: I found it in my chamber;
And he himself confess'd but even now
That there he dropp'd it for a special purpose
Which wrought to his desire.
...
Othello: Where a malignant and turban'd Turk
Beat a Venetian and traduced the state,
I took by th'throat the circumcised dog
And smote him thus.
...
Lodovico:O bl***y period!

I was in hysterics, but the worst part was that nobody else found any of this funny. Ahahahaha.

OMG!
I was laughting at the too... LOLOOL
My Eng Lit teacher was like, "What is the back table laughing at...?" -Does wierd Stup-up and let me teach face-
God That was a funnt day.

Lauren

08-12-2008, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by mambosambo12
In Tech today i was doing my work next to my freind Chrstina and theres this really annoying girl who everyone hates she kept asking me if i would take Lauren (Thats her name) virginity i went yeh she screamed Lauren i want lesbian lust with you when it when silent i cried with laughter. :tongue:

:bawling: I'm not annoying! Hahaha.

(nor a virgin)

Jen

08-12-2008, 09:18 PM

I was doing my R.E Mock today... and if anyone saw my last bost about The Shawshank redemption, this may be funny.. LOL

When the test papers were being collected, I turned around to a girl behind me, "How did it go?" said I. She said, "I was raging, why was there nothing about Andy getting Ass raped..." I staired for around 10 seconds... silenced... then I say, "That was a movie Amy..... O.o..."
She said, "I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DOCUMENTARY... Why the Feck were we watching that in R.E.... dirty pervert.... (Refereing to our teacher)"
I couldn't stop laughing...

Actually reading that... its not funny... was at the time though.

Damaris

08-12-2008, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by mambosambo12
In Tech today i was doing my work next to my freind Chrstina and theres this really annoying girl who everyone hates she kept asking me if i would take Lauren (Thats her name) virginity i went yeh she screamed Lauren i want lesbian lust with you when it when silent i cried with laughter. :tongue:

:bawling: I'm not annoying! Hahaha.

(nor a virgin)

Lol.

You know you are. :whistle:

*mazedsalv**

08-12-2008, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Z
William Shakespeare is a dirty man.

Othello Act 5 Scene 2

Othello: Behold, I have a weapon:
A better never did itself sustain
Upon a soldier's thigh. I have seen the day
That with this little arm and this good sword
...
Here is my journey's end, here is my butt
...
Man but a rush against Othello's breast,
...
O cursed, cursed slave! Whip me, ye devils,
...
Blow me about in winds! Roast me in sulphur!
Wash me in steep-down gulfs of liquid fire!
...
Lodovico: Where is that viper?
...
Othello: I look down towards his feet; but that's a fable.
...
Lodovico: Wrench his sword
...
Cassio: I found it in my chamber;
And he himself confess'd but even now
That there he dropp'd it for a special purpose
Which wrought to his desire.
...
Othello: Where a malignant and turban'd Turk
Beat a Venetian and traduced the state,
I took by th'throat the circumcised dog
And smote him thus.
...
Lodovico:O bl***y period!

I was in hysterics, but the worst part was that nobody else found any of this funny. Ahahahaha.

OMG!
I was laughting at the too... LOLOOL
My Eng Lit teacher was like, "What is the back table laughing at...?" -Does wierd Stup-up and let me teach face-
God That was a funnt day.

haha Shakespeare poems are soo funny, i guess people dont realise how bad it sounds :bigsmile:

Jen

09-12-2008, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Z
William Shakespeare is a dirty man.

Othello Act 5 Scene 2

Othello: Behold, I have a weapon:
A better never did itself sustain
Upon a soldier's thigh. I have seen the day
That with this little arm and this good sword
...
Here is my journey's end, here is my butt
...
Man but a rush against Othello's breast,
...
O cursed, cursed slave! Whip me, ye devils,
...
Blow me about in winds! Roast me in sulphur!
Wash me in steep-down gulfs of liquid fire!
...
Lodovico: Where is that viper?
...
Othello: I look down towards his feet; but that's a fable.
...
Lodovico: Wrench his sword
...
Cassio: I found it in my chamber;
And he himself confess'd but even now
That there he dropp'd it for a special purpose
Which wrought to his desire.
...
Othello: Where a malignant and turban'd Turk
Beat a Venetian and traduced the state,
I took by th'throat the circumcised dog
And smote him thus.
...
Lodovico:O bl***y period!

I was in hysterics, but the worst part was that nobody else found any of this funny. Ahahahaha.

OMG!
I was laughting at the too... LOLOOL
My Eng Lit teacher was like, "What is the back table laughing at...?" -Does wierd Stup-up and let me teach face-
God That was a funnt day.

haha Shakespeare poems are soo funny, i guess people dont realise how bad it sounds :bigsmile:
Othello is a play.. LOL
But his poems are hilerious as well.. :P

Shaun

09-12-2008, 01:46 PM

Oh my god. I'm in an internet café and I just farted :(

30stone

09-12-2008, 01:50 PM

Lol joel i had an ex girlfriend like that,

-These people up my road were moving house and they had like a massive tree that was hollowed out she said "when they move will they take their tree with them?"

-Also i was talking to her mum about boats, dont remmeber why but she said "boats sink if you turn of the engine dont they?"

Ill have to ask her what other things she used to say there would be something this stupid every day.