Caption Competition !!

[ange7]

...but with no prizes...

Who can come up with the best caption for this?

http://www.king-mag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/itdept.jpg

[ange7]

"Ma! stop bugging me! I need to fix this so can start online dating!"

[Hugo]

Well I think I'm about to see my lunch again :yuK;

Btw, that aint a caption.

[Wildcat!]

errrrm, "this picture is disgusting"?

[Christina]

Originally posted by ange7
"Ma! stop bugging me! I need to fix this so can start online dating!" LOL, thats a great one!

[ange7]

Originally posted by HUGO
Well I think I'm about to see my lunch again :yuK;

Btw, that aint a caption.
ok professor... go mark some exams. Quotations too then.

[ange7]

Originally posted by Christina
Originally posted by ange7
"Ma! stop bugging me! I need to fix this so can start online dating!" LOL, thats a great one!
cheers Christina
...
anyone come up with something?

[hannah.]

Conzors was sure he'd left a condom in there somewhere

[ange7]

how about
"another TIBB addict"

[ange7]

Originally posted by hannah.
Conzors was sure he'd left a condom in there somewhere
hehe that image is worse than the photo!

[LemonJam]

"In this century, even your mothers become a computer geek!"

That was terrible.

[Locke.]

"Biff Baff Boff."

[ange7]

"will fix pc 4 trousers"

"jono coleman rethinks erotic home pc repair business idea"

[ange7]

"Finally confirmed! Black cats ARE unlucky!"

or

"Here Kitty Kitty"

[Ross]

"Mmm, a dorito!"

[ange7]

Originally posted by Aint_mad_atcha
errrrm, "this picture is disgusting"?
sorry precious... it's kind of got to be funny in someway.... not just a statement of fact.

eg "hello ladies!!"

[pinkmichk]

"the pc repair company brought in new strict uniform policies, although some employees misunderstood the concept of dress down friday"

[ange7]

"I haz three computerz!"

[Lauren]

"I sat on it"
&
"I know there's a pie in here somewhere"

[ange7]

hehe
"white power!!"

[Lauren]

"My butt cleavage goes all the way up my back"

(That was more of a statement to point everyones attention to the fact! Haha).

[ange7]

"The reason why sexgirl18@yahoo.com couldn't keep that cybersex appointment with you"

[melanie]

I wish I could take credit for these

http://www3.telus.net/public/a6a15123/ava_sig/itdept2.jpg

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/1466/chipsmt9.jpg

[Lauren]

(BTW; not a caption but... is that a MASSIVE tub of Vaseline behind him? :yuk:).

[ange7]

Originally posted by Lauren
(BTW; not a caption but... is that a MASSIVE tub of Vaseline behind him? :yuk:).
ewww family size and that cat is looking nervous.....

[ange7]

Originally posted by melanie
I wish I could take credit for these

http://www3.telus.net/public/a6a15123/ava_sig/itdept2.jpg

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/1466/chipsmt9.jpg
wow how did you find these? I though this pic was pretty new ie a week or 2. ... anyway

............

here's another..

"cybersex, the old fashioned way"

[30stone]

Originally posted by pinkmichk
"the pc repair company brought in new strict uniform policies, although some employees misunderstood the concept of dress down friday"

LOl that was goood!

[NettoSuperstar!]

"I just have to fit the flux capacitor and wire her up and my cyber w*nk machine is complete"

[ange7]

Originally posted by NettoSuperstar!
"I just have to fit the flux capacitor and wire her up and my cyber w*nk machine is complete"
lol extra style points for the "back to the future" reference

[NettoSuperstar!]

Originally posted by ange7
Originally posted by NettoSuperstar!
"I just have to fit the flux capacitor and wire her up and my cyber w*nk machine is complete"
lol extra style points for the "back to the future" reference

its the only technical thing I could think of haha

[NettoSuperstar!]

"Hello, your through to IT can I help?"

[Indierock&roll]

it looks like hes been caught of guard in the middle of belting out a song by some rude person with a camera

[ange7]

Originally posted by Indierock&roll
it looks like hes been caught of guard in the middle of belting out a song by some rude person with a camera
I've never heard it called that before :shocked:....:tongue:

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Lauren
(BTW; not a caption but... is that a MASSIVE tub of Vaseline behind him? :yuk:).

OMG that made me gag.

[ange7]

Originally posted by HUGO
Originally posted by Lauren
(BTW; not a caption but... is that a MASSIVE tub of Vaseline behind him? :yuk:).

OMG that made me gag.
then change your brand of vaseline Hugo.:tongue:

[ange7]

*** OK Next pic ***

Picture removed after complaints were received about the image - admin

[Ross]

I find the pic horrible. I'm not even going to comment on it lol... it's animal cruelty she's crushing it's head :|

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Ross
I find the pic horrible. I'm not even going to comment on it lol... it's animal cruelty she's crushing it's head :|

Ugh, I didn't even realise her hands were actually wrapped around it's head. Awful.

[NettoSuperstar!]

Originally posted by Lauren
(BTW; not a caption but... is that a MASSIVE tub of Vaseline behind him? :yuk:).

Every good w@nk machine needs lube!

[ange7]

OMG .... OMG! ( how many omg's can I do before it offically sounds gay? hehe)

who deleted the image and who complained about it? ... it was a cute, sweet photo of 2 year old who thought a cute puppy has a funny taste "Nom nom nom...." how is it awful? Kids of that age put everything in their mouth... including cute puppies. ......ZERO sense of humour.
See it here

http://www.inquisitr.com/11067/puppy-om-nom-nom-nom-nom

but be warned ... according to TIBB it's too HARDCORE ..........LOL!!!
This is ridiculous.

Question 1
Who complained?..and what was the problem? And why be so gutless as to use the back door and complain to teacher without actually saying what the problem was on this thread. Pathetic.

Question 2
Admin..... do you use any personal discretion when hacking into people's post or do you just mindlessly and indiscriminately censor based on ANY and every complaint you receive.

TIBB... lol ... racial vilification, misogyny and religious intolerance no prob for admin but a cute twee pic gets censored.

Put the pic back. There's nothing wrong with it ffs.

[Wildcat!]

Next pic AKA previous Pic that got removed for ridiculous reasonS:

Picture removed after complaints were received about the image - admin

[Wildcat!]

"Lets see! that doesnt taste like wurfel":shrug:

[Lauren]

Okay, I did post a caption to it before it got removed but deemed myself to be too racist. But I might as well post it since my intentions are obviously not racist.

"Mummy didn't tell me our national dish had legs?!"

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL Lauren :laugh:

[NettoSuperstar!]

"Two down, 3 to go for the record!"

[ange7]

lol ... cheers all .... looks like poor Rossy wossy is suspect #1 ( sorry if it's not but you did blank my U2U I sent ) so.... I guess he gets to choose the content of this thread. Neither he nor admin feel they need to explain why that HARDCORE pic was removed.
Can I get any explanation besides "Picture removed after complaints were received about the image"... ?. This seems all kind of "cloak and dagger" and it's hilarious how random some admin actions are given the screamers you guys leave for the keeper. Besides admin...I have a right to know my accuser, that's a civil law that goes all the way back to the Magna Carta ...1066!! hehe I'm bring'n the medieval jurisprudence smackdown biataaaches.
Admin your making YOUR life harder for yourself in that if they ( accusers) are free and able to make complaints behind a cloak of anonymity then they will just over report all the time. "Thusly" making your (admins) job even harder.

So to wrap it up ...
who complained?,
what was the problem?
Why so gutless and underhanded?
Which admin are we talking about?
Do you ( admin) act with any kind of discretion when receiving complaints that result in the censoring content or do you feel you can just rip into anything you like without any need for explanation.

.......mmmmmmm ( better )

anyhow lol... my caption for it is..

"Must not...re-enforce racist stereotype.... m-must not re-enffffforce.....AHH STUFF IT!!.. omm nom nom!"

[NettoSuperstar!]

"Must not...re-enforce racist stereotype.... m-must not re-enffffforce.....AHH STUFF IT!!.. omm nom nom!"

:joker: oops my bad answering with a smiley

[ange7]

Originally posted by NettoSuperstar!
"Must not...re-enforce racist stereotype.... m-must not re-enffffforce.....AHH STUFF IT!!.. omm nom nom!"

:joker: oops my bad answering with a smiley
:P hehe

hey Netto..careful not to laugh at this pic or the delicate sycophant Rossy Pookins and mystery admin guy/girl ( c'mon who are you?) will call PETA on you. But they won't give you any warning before they do ... nor even an explanation..... hopeless. Oh boo hoo ..."why are people leaving TIBB?" you hear them ask ... yeah tough one that.

[hannah.]

Originally posted by ange7
Originally posted by NettoSuperstar!
"Must not...re-enforce racist stereotype.... m-must not re-enffffforce.....AHH STUFF IT!!.. omm nom nom!"

:joker: oops my bad answering with a smiley
:P hehe

hey Netto..careful not to laugh at this pic or the delicate sycophant Rossy Pookins and mystery admin guy/girl ( c'mon who are you?) will call PETA on you. But they won't give you any warning before they do ... nor even an explanation..... hopeless. Oh boo hoo ..."why are people leaving TIBB?" you hear them ask ... yeah tough one that.

dont take it so bloody personally :rolleyes:

[lily.]

The first pic made me think of that T-Shirt which says:

"I'm the teenage girl you jerked off to in the chatroom last night"

The second pic doesn't offend me, but I'm devoid of a good idea for it, so I'll get back to you.. lol

[AngRemembered]

"Its no big deal, Ive just got my 2 inch floppy stuck in the PC again"

[ange7]

Originally posted by hannah.
Originally posted by ange7
Originally posted by NettoSuperstar!
"Must not...re-enforce racist stereotype.... m-must not re-enffffforce.....AHH STUFF IT!!.. omm nom nom!"

:joker: oops my bad answering with a smiley
:P hehe

hey Netto..careful not to laugh at this pic or the delicate sycophant Rossy Pookins and mystery admin guy/girl ( c'mon who are you?) will call PETA on you. But they won't give you any warning before they do ... nor even an explanation..... hopeless. Oh boo hoo ..."why are people leaving TIBB?" you hear them ask ... yeah tough one that.

dont take it so bl***y personally :rolleyes:
lol I'm not ... lines like "Magna Carta ...1066!! hehe I'm bring'n the medieval jurisprudence smackdown biataaaches." should have made that clear.
Anyway I'm not motivated by anything that might be seen as a "personal" affront ... it's just admin throwing their weight around and then not thinking your worth an explanation that I find funny. Oh and people like Ross who have a super quick trigger finger when it comes to the report button. I'm mean the nerve... He sounds like he is saying:"I'm offended by this pic therefore no one else may see it ... " lol as though he gets to choose what is fit and proper.

Oh and the other day when Spike made that idiot comment about being prepared to kill or rape a person.... he was clealy taking the p*ss but I got a U2U from Ross screaming about how nasty spike was. LOL.... he was trying to form a posse ... that plus this makes me wonder if Ross thinks he's the sheriff of tibb town mahahaha.

[Wildcat!]

Ross got some issues. Anyways, they removed it again?

[ange7]

*** OK Next pic ***

I haven't run this by the sheriff yet ... hopes it's OK.

http://www.jordanmatter.com/exhibits/broadband/my_family_01/015.jpg

[Lauren]

Originally posted by ange7

"Must not...re-enforce racist stereotype.... m-must not re-enffffforce.....AHH STUFF IT!!.. omm nom nom!"

Hahahahah, I love the words "om nom nom" make me laugh so much.

[ange7]

"woo hoo Chocolate up 1 and a third on the FTSE!!... oh no banana custard down !!!! I'm ruined !!!!!"

[ange7]

oh and notice the pic on the kid's shirt ... awwwww lil'doggy! ... don't eat it or admin will ban you.

[ange7]

Originally posted by Aint_mad_atcha
Ross got some issues. Anyways, they removed it again?
yep .... :shrug: ... this pic
http://www.inquisitr.com/11067/puppy-om-nom-nom-nom-nom
was far too hardcore for the delicate constitutions of some very fragile tibb members so admin BANNED it.
hehe
anyone sick of me going on about it?... don't care:tongue:

[lily.]

ange, I'd like to make a formal complaint about the photo of the child on the plane.

First of all, the child is clearly unrestrained. This is very irresponsible. Posting a picture of this nature may lead others to think they can leave a baby unrestrained on a plane seat with no consequences.

Secondly, the newspaper ink may be toxic and this child is putting his hands all over it, and will most likely put said hands into his mouth, causing all manner of infections. Shouldn't the child be reading a specially made "baby-book", possibly of the "board-book" variety, which is completely safe to read and consume?

And finally, I would have to say the doggy doesn't look happy, so clearly it's been mistreated in some way. Do you condone animal cruelty? Was this the message you were trying to convey?

In future, you ought to think carefully about the type of images you deem to be suitable for the users of TiBB.

Yours officially,
Freyja




*removes tongue from cheek*

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Freyja
ange, I'd like to make a formal complaint about the photo of the child on the plane.

First of all, the child is clearly unrestrained. This is very irresponsible. Posting a picture of this nature may lead others to think they can leave a baby unrestrained on a plane seat with no consequences.

Secondly, the newspaper ink may be toxic and this child is putting his hands all over it, and will most likely put said hands into his mouth, causing all manner of infections. Shouldn't the child be reading a specially made "baby-book", possibly of the "board-book" variety, which is completely safe to read and consume?

And finally, I would have to say the doggy doesn't look happy, so clearly it's been mistreated in some way. Do you condone animal cruelty? Was this the message you were trying to convey?

In future, you ought to think carefully about the type of images you deem to be suitable for the users of TiBB.

Yours officially,
Freyja




*removes tongue from cheek* :laugh3:

[ange7]

Originally posted by Freyja
ange, I'd like to make a formal complaint about the photo of the child on the plane.

First of all, the child is clearly unrestrained. This is very irresponsible. Posting a picture of this nature may lead others to think they can leave a baby unrestrained on a plane seat with no consequences.

Secondly, the newspaper ink may be toxic and this child is putting his hands all over it, and will most likely put said hands into his mouth, causing all manner of infections. Shouldn't the child be reading a specially made "baby-book", possibly of the "board-book" variety, which is completely safe to read and consume?

And finally, I would have to say the doggy doesn't look happy, so clearly it's been mistreated in some way. Do you condone animal cruelty? Was this the message you were trying to convey?

In future, you ought to think carefully about the type of images you deem to be suitable for the users of TiBB.

Yours officially,
Freyja




*removes tongue from cheek*
lol ... you didn't need to add *removes tongue from cheek* ... oh wait!... we're posting on TIBB ...yes you do.

Thank you Freyja for reading our thread. We at "Caption Competition !!" Pty Ltd always strives to provide you, the stupid picture consumer, with the most entertaining pics to view and caption. We trust you appreciate the difficulty that the image selection department have to face day after day. The selection of an image that is not "offensive" to at least one single tibb member has in the past proved challenging, and more so when coupled with an equally anonymous admin. Rest assured we at "Caption Competition !!" have now overcome these challenges. We are instituting a thread wide ban on any prudish, gormless, finger wagging curmudgeons and self proclaimed sheriff of proper taste ( nom nom ). The ban will also include those supporters of said "sheriff" that think we at "Caption Competition !!" take things personally but in the process show that they wouldn't know a joke if it hit them with a cricket bat that I keep by the front door hidden behind my girlfriend's puppy-fur coat.

We trust these new rules won't hamper nor diminish your future funny photo viewing and captioning pleasure.

The Management

[Lauren]

"'Yobs beat up pensioner'... Society today... back when I was a little boy...."

[ange7]

"hmmm Libra,Libra.. ah ha... 'today you will be a little toddler on an interstate Quantas flight from Melbourne to Sydney'... OMG bang on again!"

[Lauren]

"I knew I shouldn't have paid for the extra leg room..."

[ange7]

"hmmm 7 across, four letter word starting with R. Clue : he's bringing back the word 'not' "

[lily.]

Originally posted by ange7
lol ... you didn't need to add *removes tongue from cheek* ... oh wait!... we're posting on TIBB ...yes you do.

Thank you Freyja for reading our thread. We at "Caption Competition !!" Pty Ltd always strives to provide you, the stupid picture consumer, with the most entertaining pics to view and caption. We trust you appreciate the difficulty that the image selection department have to face day after day. The selection of an image that is not "offensive" to at least one single tibb member has in the past proved challenging, and more so when coupled with an equally anonymous admin. Rest assured we at "Caption Competition !!" have now overcome these challenges. We are instituting a thread wide ban on any prudish, gormless, finger wagging curmudgeons and self proclaimed sheriff of proper taste ( nom nom ). The ban will also include those supporters of said "sheriff" that think we at "Caption Competition !!" take things personally but in the process show that they wouldn't know a joke if it hit them with a cricket bat that I keep by the front door hidden behind my girlfriend's puppy-fur coat.

We trust these new rules won't hamper nor diminish your future funny photo viewing and captioning pleasure.

The Management

You are officially my new favourite member of TiBB. :thumbs:

Now I need to come up with a witty caption for the pic ..

[ange7]

Originally posted by ange7
"hmmm 7 across, four letter word starting with R. Clue : he's bringing back the word 'not' "
clue #2
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=104568#pid1666628
:joker:

[ange7]

Originally posted by Freyja
Originally posted by ange7
lol ... you didn't need to add *removes tongue from cheek* ... oh wait!... we're posting on TIBB ...yes you do.

Thank you Freyja for reading our thread. We at "Caption Competition !!" Pty Ltd always strives to provide you, the stupid picture consumer, with the most entertaining pics to view and caption. We trust you appreciate the difficulty that the image selection department have to face day after day. The selection of an image that is not "offensive" to at least one single tibb member has in the past proved challenging, and more so when coupled with an equally anonymous admin. Rest assured we at "Caption Competition !!" have now overcome these challenges. We are instituting a thread wide ban on any prudish, gormless, finger wagging curmudgeons and self proclaimed sheriff of proper taste ( nom nom ). The ban will also include those supporters of said "sheriff" that think we at "Caption Competition !!" take things personally but in the process show that they wouldn't know a joke if it hit them with a cricket bat that I keep by the front door hidden behind my girlfriend's puppy-fur coat.

We trust these new rules won't hamper nor diminish your future funny photo viewing and captioning pleasure.

The Management

You are officially my new favourite member of TiBB. :thumbs:

Now I need to come up with a witty caption for the pic ..
lol.. I'll wear this on my forehead for the rest of the day.
http://www.weikelsauto.com/images/Gold%20Star.jpg

[lily.]

Originally posted by ange7
lol.. I'll wear this on my forehead for the rest of the day.
http://www.weikelsauto.com/images/Gold%20Star.jpg

As you should. :thumbs:

[ange7]

"hmm let's see now... page 3... ah!! laa-laa AND Po!"

[ange7]

oooh tibb is so boring.... I'll bring my Caption Competition back. ... soo

*** OK Next pic ***

http://www.heyokay.com/images/lets%20get%20this%20party%20started.jpg
"C3P0's new management is less choosy about new roles for his star"
_____
"Stars wars revival doesn't go as planned"
_____
kids: now say!! "exterminate exterminate"
c3p0 :" but that's the daleks... I'm c3..."
kids: SAY IT!!!

[Lauren]

"Dr. Who budget suffers from the recession"

[ange7]

"early Terminator versions had limited success finding Sarah Connor"

[ange7]

"the 80's!....a time when hamburgers were served by freaky robots!!"

[TheMac]

"Jackson 5 unsure what to make of new family arrival."

[ange7]

Originally posted by mr_mitb
"Jackson 5 unsure what to make of new family arrival."
hehe nice...

"Michael Jackson's plans to molest children become more elaborate"
_________

"80's kids party delayed due to..... ROBOTS!!"

[ange7]

"asimo's stripagram gets wrong address"
________

"NASA'S first attempts at affirmative action needed a re-think"
(hehe that was for the comfortable middle class lefties out there....in tibb..ie 0).
________

Uncle Leroy's Stanislavsky "method acting" classes don't impress the kids when he tackles the role of "the robot"

[ange7]

I win again due to lack of interest .....( or imagination)........

*** OK Next pic ***
http://www.heyokay.com/images/dance%20cats.jpg

[ange7]

"Julie knew he new boyfriend was a cat lover but this was going too far"

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by ange7
I win again due to lack of interest .....( or imagination)........

*** OK Next pic ***
http://www.heyokay.com/images/dance%20cats.jpg


Got A Problem with Drugs? Talk to Frank!
Got a Problem with Cats? Talk to the Stuffed Dog!

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by ange7
I win again due to lack of interest .....( or imagination)........

*** OK Next pic ***
http://www.heyokay.com/images/dance%20cats.jpg



Chantelle was devastated. She knew Jay had been out finding new pussy to entertain him!

[ange7]

lol reoow!! ..."Stuffed Dog" she's not that ugly..
lol ... that last one.

next
"hypnoCat says:'look into my eyes...and dance like a prat!!' "

[ange7]

Sandra had heard Sean was hot... but not "2 cats" hot!

(lol struggling already)

[ange7]

"clinical trials of the new anti gay drug, that reverses pussy aversion, proves to have some side effects."

[doriens]

Originally posted by ange7
I win again due to lack of interest .....( or imagination)........

*** OK Next pic ***
http://www.heyokay.com/images/dance%20cats.jpg


Dancing like that , its the only pussy he's gonna get tonight!

[ange7]

ooo dark horse .
.. but that's another pussy joke... I've seen all the carry on movies :P

[ange7]

Seconds before the biggest catfight in history, Peter leaves Wendy alone on the dance floor.

(pffff)

[Damaris]

Glowcats sexually harass there next victim.

[Damaris]

Skake yo ass bitch and let me see what you got says Glocat.

[Damaris]

Andrew dosent like Leona Lewis.

But the Glowcats sure do.

[ange7]

lol... "glowcats"
I'll use that next time

[NettoSuperstar!]

Haha they do look like some strange Dr who villain cats..."we will take over the world and have you all dancing like lunatics!"

[ange7]

*** OK Next pic ***

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scarydog.jpg
" and then what happened is......hehe you'll love this one... and then, hehe ...oh my sides hurt... and then I mauled them all to DEATH!!."

[Lauren]

(Firstly; LOL at that picture).

"Madeleine McCann found as a feral child" / "Lassie awarded medal as McCann is found"

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by ange7
*** OK Next pic ***

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scarydog.jpg



Cassie realised that the kids at her school were right. Her Mum was a right Dog!

[ange7]

Cassie hated puns but her mother had no idea about that when she bought her "pun dog".

[Lauren]

Girl realises her mum has gone barking mad.

(Why are we calling this girl Cassie? Random name or is she known? LOL)

[Benjamin]

Have no idea why I called her cassie, she just looked like a cassie. lol.

[ange7]

random name..

"Father Rex's first attempts to heal the sick end in an awkward silence."

[ange7]

in a police line up Rex points out the little girl who tried to put lipstick on him.

[Lauren]

New NHS dental posters have a lasting impact.

[ange7]

Richest dog in the world buys a little girl... and then laughs in mother's face!

[ange7]

Inspector Rex laughs at the new replacement for Ernst Stockinger.
(hehe need to have watched Inspector Rex)

[ange7]

the moment when that Nazi German Shepard found Anne Frank.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by ange7
*** OK Next pic ***

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scarydog.jpg



Talk to Frank's new Pablo replacement had scared Cassie so much, she vowed never to smoke Crack again.

3 cheers for Talk to Frank! :hello:

[ange7]

I had to google "talk to frank" to get this joke...hehe

[ange7]

*** OK Next pic ***

http://www.heyokay.com/images/kahlua%20baby.jpg

[ange7]

The shocking truth about "Parenting for dummies" authors revealed!