You will NEVER believe what has just happened to me!

[M X]

I'm at my nan's house and this morning we noticed she had a Christmas card in her letterbox. So I went and got it and then when we opened the envelope it was a pretty card with a Christmas tree on it and the words "We wish you a Merry Christmas", it was really sweet. To open it and find a picture had been put in of a really fat naked woman, legs spread wide open and in the card "Diane (1)". Well, after me and my nan had stopped laughing she rang up her friend who lives in the same street. (Yes, she's a gossip lol) and she said everyone in the street has recieved one and that she is collecting them (haha) to take them to the police.

But after that we got a call to tell us someone had died which is.. not good so that put our spirits down. My nan is currently feeling a mixture of laughing hysterically, crying hysterically and pure digusted. Lol.

[Firewire]

I don't know whether to say lol or not.

[Lauren]

Oh... I was about to laugh until I read the last bit.
Ouch.

[*mazedsalv**]

Ooo.... i wouldnt know what to do.. i hate when stuff like that happen, you find something funny, then all of a sudden there is bad news.

[M X]

LOL. I know, but you can say lol because I didn't know this woman. (the dead one) Lol.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by TheMichaelO
LOL. I know, but you can say lol because I didn't know this woman. Lol.

Oh good, LOL. I was scared to laugh incase I offended you.

Who was the naked woman? Just some random?? :laugh3:

PS. Love your banner.

[M X]

Lol, thanks about the banner. I didn't make it lol. Netmen or someone did.

Well, what happened was.. the woman is a woman who lives down the street Diane and she is aparently mentally inflicted or some ****. And my nan's friend went round her house to find out what the hell is going on, aparently her husband is in tears and she had took the pictures in the middle of the night and then posted them through everyone's doors in the middle of the night :SSS. WTF?

[M X]

I just don't understand what she thought she would achieve my doing this. Flabbiest ***** award!!!

[Z]

Oh man that's funny, the card thing, but I'm sorry that somebody died :sad:. Still... that card idea is brilliant ahaha, are you going to take it to the police or what?

[M X]

Originally posted by Zee
Oh man that's funny, the card thing, but I'm sorry that somebody died :sad:. Still... that card idea is brilliant ahaha, are you going to take it to the police or what?

Well, we aren't but a woman is coming to COLLECT them, LMAO. Seriously!

[Z]

Originally posted by TheMichaelO
Originally posted by Zee
Oh man that's funny, the card thing, but I'm sorry that somebody died :sad:. Still... that card idea is brilliant ahaha, are you going to take it to the police or what?

Well, we aren't but a woman is coming to COLLECT them, LMAO. Seriously!


What a creep, I'll bet she's using them for her own sexual needs.




LOL kidding. I hope.

[M X]

Originally posted by Zee
Originally posted by TheMichaelO
Originally posted by Zee
Oh man that's funny, the card thing, but I'm sorry that somebody died :sad:. Still... that card idea is brilliant ahaha, are you going to take it to the police or what?

Well, we aren't but a woman is coming to COLLECT them, LMAO. Seriously!


What a creep, I'll bet she's using them for her own sexual needs.




LOL kidding. I hope.

Lol. Probs, police will never see those photo's.

The woman who is coming to collect them is the kind of woman who knows what's in your post before you do.

[Z]

Originally posted by TheMichaelO
Originally posted by Zee
Originally posted by TheMichaelO
Originally posted by Zee
Oh man that's funny, the card thing, but I'm sorry that somebody died :sad:. Still... that card idea is brilliant ahaha, are you going to take it to the police or what?

Well, we aren't but a woman is coming to COLLECT them, LMAO. Seriously!


What a creep, I'll bet she's using them for her own sexual needs.




LOL kidding. I hope.

Lol. Probs, police will never see those photo's.

The woman who is coming to collect them is the kind of woman who knows what's in your post before you do.

Ohhh I know the type, my street is full of them! I'm fairly sure they're spying on me as I post this... I wouldn't put it past them :laugh:

[Hugo]

The woman who is coming to collect them is the kind of woman who knows what's in your post before you do.

I seriously LOVE those type of nosey busy body old women. lol

[M X]

I know. Everytime she comes round my Nan's house she has another story about how someone filed for a divorce because the other one's been having an affair with a bee or somthing :S walking-talk news of the world!

[supernoodles!]

that is SO random,seriously one of the most bizzare things I`ve ever heard lol

[Lauren]

Originally posted by TheMichaelO
Lol, thanks about the banner. I didn't make it lol. Netmen or someone did.

Well, what happened was.. the woman is a woman who lives down the street Diane and she is aparently mentally inflicted or some ****. And my nan's friend went round her house to find out what the hell is going on, aparently her husband is in tears and she had took the pictures in the middle of the night and then posted them through everyone's doors in the middle of the night :SSS. WTF?

Oh, that actually makes it sad :sad: She's mentally disabled, she didn't mean to achieve anything, it's not rational thinking.

[mizzy25]

poor woman

[M X]

Jackie (the porn-collector) has just been and had a good gossip. Aparently, everyone has a different photo and in her's the woman is tied up, gagged, naked and blind-folded. In ours she is lying on her bed, legs wide open :P lmao.

[M X]

Originally posted by mizzy25
poor woman
?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by TheMichaelO
Originally posted by mizzy25
poor woman
?

For having a mental disability and people are taking the piss out of her for it.

Just one thing I imagine.

[mizzy25]

yes lauren that is wot i meant, if in your photo shes blindfolded etc who has actually took the photos? its sounds to me like her husband cud b in on the act

[M X]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by TheMichaelO
Originally posted by mizzy25
poor woman
?

For having a mental disability and people are taking the p**s out of her for it.

Just one thing I imagine.

Well, no.. we don't know if she really has some sort of mental disability. But she must have!

But what if someone has got those pics of her and framed her so it looks like she has posted them. Omg!

[Hugo]

I think your making this up now :whistle:

[mizzy25]

wot if her husband has made her do it & shes not mentally disabled @ all? omg

[Lauren]

Originally posted by HUGO
I think your making this up now :whistle:

I think you're backtracking.

Is she mentally disabled or not? Because it's seriously nothing to take the piss out of. Or even pretend she is.

[M X]

Originally posted by HUGO
I think your making this up now :whistle:

Well unfortunatley I can't scan the picture and put it on here or I would be banned. Besides, the photo is gone now.

I swear on my family's life im not lying!

[M X]

Well, I dunno if she is mentally disabled.. and I never pretended but she must be if she is doing stuff like that!

[pinkmichk]

so the woman who is in pics is the woman who has died :conf2: if so then it shouldnt be made a joke even if its not it sounds like there is some kind of mental illness involved so shouldnt be joked about mental illness is a horrible thing

[Lauren]

Originally posted by TheMichaelO
Well, I dunno if she is mentally disabled.. and I never pretended but she must be if she is doing stuff like that!

Maybe she's just a voyeur.

Mentally disabled people aren't off the hook constantly, you can't just claim someone is mentally disabled cos they do something like this. If you genuinely believed she's mentally disabled then why laugh? Poor woman.

It was only funny when I thought it was just some random woman being silly/weird - but if she actually has a problem she needs people to help her, not laugh at her :sad:

[mizzy25]

been thinking about this, i hope the nosey old lady does tak the photos 2 the police then if her husband or someone has been making her pose for these pics something will b done. i didnt realise it was the woman in the pics who had died?

[supernoodles!]

this is confusing,so the naked woman in the pics is the lady who you later heard that had died?

[M X]

Now it turns out that it wasn't the woman and in fact it was a neighbour who posted them through the door.

Basically what's happened is -

This neighbour called Carole saw a DVD that the son had lent to her son (thinking it was Coach Carter) & turned out to be his mother's sex tape (Cringe!) and then the woman and that woman hate eachother and she has taken photos of that and framed her. Jesus christ, this sound's this "Eatenders: The Porno" lol.

I swear to god, that's what happened"!

[M X]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
this is confusing,so the naked woman in the pics is the lady who you later heard that had died? No.

[AngRemembered]

One things for sure, and to answer your question.

Your right I'd never believe what happened to you:whistle:

[M X]

Loads of people aren't believing me, but I swear to God, it's the truth! Really, I can hardly believe it myself but it's the truth!

[MarkWaldorf]

Your nan laughed? Mine would be so repulsed! :laugh:

[M X]

Originally posted by Markus
Your nan laughed? Mine would be so repulsed! :laugh: I think she laughed more because she is so rock n roll & she was so shocked lol.

[Tom]

Originally posted by TheMichaelO
Loads of people aren't believing me, but I swear to God, it's the truth! Really, I can hardly believe it myself but it's the truth!

I'd believe you if it wasn't so confusing or far fetched :whistle:

[Dom:D]

Originally posted by Lauren
Oh... I was about to laugh until I read the last bit.
Ouch.

[M X]

To everyone who dosen't believe me - I promise you it's the truth. I know it's far-fetched but believe me, I'm not lying. What would be the point?

[Fat.Rat]

am just going with the flow.:tongue::tongue::tongue:

[lily.]

Originally posted by TheMichaelO
Now it turns out that it wasn't the woman and in fact it was a neighbour who posted them through the door.

Basically what's happened is -

This neighbour called Carole saw a DVD that the son had lent to her son (thinking it was Coach Carter) & turned out to be his mother's sex tape (Cringe!) and then the woman and that woman hate eachother and she has taken photos of that and framed her. Jesus christ, this sound's this "Eatenders: The Porno" lol.

I swear to god, that's what happened"!

Ok, Carole needs reportin to the police. Assumin this story is true... here's ma take..

The home-porn DVD was lent to the son by accident. Diane did not intend for Carole's child to get his hands on the home-porn, so therefore she didn't really do anything wrong.

Carole, on the other hand, did. She's a spiteful nasty person who needs to be reported to the police for doing that.

It's a home-porno, and it's Diane's business if she wants to have one of them. While I think she ought to have been a bit more careful with where she kept her tape, really that's the only thing she's done wrong in all of this.

I feel bad for Diane and her husband. How humiliating.

Also Michael, I'm not sure how old you are, but you might want to be careful about assuming mental illness in others. :thumbs:

[_Seth]

I'm glad your nan laughed at something so disgustingly shocking. Most old people would faint. XD

[M X]

Linda- Yeah. Now I know that it was Carol is regret being nasty about someone. I didn't say she had a mental problem but obviously it crossed my mind when I thought she was taking porn pics of herself & putting them through people's doors.

Phlip - Yeah, my Nan laughed and was just so shocked. But, at the beginning I laughed more because when my Nan seen it she switched the angle of the picture because she couldn't see what it was LMAO.

[lily.]

Originally posted by TheMichaelO
... when my Nan seen it she switched the angle of the picture because she couldn't see what it was LMAO.


That made me LoL

[M X]

What you mean? That you don't believe it or funny :S?

[lily.]

Funny..

[M X]

Originally posted by Linda
Funny.. Oh right.

After then discovering what it was she shut it and we both looked at eachother in shock and she said "What was that!!" and then we both just burst out laughing.