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Loukas
23-12-2008, 11:16 PM
CELEB BIG BRO'S PORN STAR

Sex-mad midget Verne Troyer is set to cause mayhem on Celeb Big Brother – hunting down “giant babes” Lucy Pinder and Michelle Heaton for nookie.

The randy Mini Me actor – just 2ft 8inches tall – was booked for the new Channel 4 sseries because he cannot keep his tiny hands off the ladies.

He’s bedded a string of beauties even though he barely reaches up to their BOOBS – and even starred in his very own sex tape.

And judging by his X-rated history the girls love to throw themselves at him, too.

All his conquests have insisted that Verne, 39, measured up between the sheets – despite his height.

So TV chiefs hope the pint-sized Austin Powers star could provide them with the oddest romance in BB history.

Verne’s ex wife Genevieve Gallen, 30, commented: “Let’s just say: Make no assumptions. I’m a very satisfied woman.

“I have dated a few celebrity men and Verne was the most amazing man to be held by. My biggest problem was other girls would come and just throw themselves at him and I would get pushed away.”

Former girlfriend Ranae Shrider, 24, bragged how Verne was more virile than any other man she had dated and claimed the pair once had three sex romps in just 20 minutes.

She giggled: “I never imagined I’d date a man who barely came up to my kneecaps. But as soon as I met Verne, his size didn’t seem to matter. I liked him so much I even gave up wearing high heels for six months.

“But sex was very different from anything I’d experienced before, and I’d be lying if I didn't say it was tricky making everything work.”

Ranae even filmed their bedroom romps. But the tape was stolen and leaked onto a US sex DVD.

Verne launched a £12million lawsuit against celebrity porn broker Kevin Blatt, 39 – who he claimed was behind the stunt – to stop it being distributed.

He said afterwards: “Ranae came up with the idea. But she kept it in her camera on top of the closet, where I couldn’t reach it!”

Now Verne is set to spice up the show when it starts on January 2.

Fans are already predicting that he will be smitten when he sees his BB housemates – especially Daily Star model Lucy Pinder, 24, and sexy Liberty X girl Michelle Heaton, 28.

A source said: “Verne might be small but he’s big with the ladies. Lucy or Michelle might fall under his spell.

“He’ll only come up to their boobs. So that’ll be quite a view for him.”

lMeanwhile, the ghost of Celebrity Big Brother's race row is set to haunt the new series.

Bosses have signed boyband singer Ben Adams, 27 – and we can reveal that he used to date S Club star Jo O’Meara, 29, who was caught up in the racism scandal of the 2007 series.

The blonde singer faced accusations that she made racist slurs against Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty, 33 – along with Jade Goody, 27, and model Danielle Lloyd, 25.

It sparked outrage around the world and a record 45,000 viewers complained.

But a show source said: “It is pure coincidence that we have a link to the past show which caused all the controversy.

“Ben is there solely on his own merit”



Source - Daily Star (http://dailystar.co.uk/news/view/63383/Celeb-Big-Bro-s-porn-star/)

Ross
23-12-2008, 11:17 PM
If she goes in... £50 bet that she goes as ".Andy."'s favourite housemate :tongue:

Fom
23-12-2008, 11:17 PM
3 sex romps in 20 mins? Someone isn't very gifted.

*mazedsalv**
23-12-2008, 11:18 PM
Dont know why but the story just made me burst out in laughter.

LaLaLand
24-12-2008, 12:29 AM
Forget Verne Troyer...

BEN ADAMS FROM A1 IS GOING IN?!

Ohhhhhhhhhh, He'll be the eye candy for the ladies then!

andyman
24-12-2008, 02:23 AM
Bridget the midget should go in.

Glenn.
24-12-2008, 03:20 PM
Its suprising how the Daily Star manage to stay afloat, with the rubbish they priint:spin2:

Tom
24-12-2008, 03:50 PM
If he goes in he'll go in last

Loukas
24-12-2008, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by andyman
Bridget the midget should go in.

LMFAO. Funniest Porn i have ever seen!!!

letmein
25-12-2008, 03:32 AM
He already did reality shows in the US. He's boring as hell, and a total assbag. I hope it's not him, and he isn't a porn star.

andyman
25-12-2008, 04:22 AM
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by andyman
Bridget the midget should go in.

LMFAO. Funniest Porn i have ever seen!!! For a tiny gal she can hide the sausage for well :bigsmile: bridget the legend! Lol

Jen
25-12-2008, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
he barely reaches up to their BOOBS

I LOVE that line... :love:

He was on Radio1 with Scott, chappers and becky... he was really nice...