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Lewis.
01-01-2009, 12:51 PM
The Funniest moment of 2008 for me was at school!

We had history and we had a really clumsy cover teacher and the department had brand new whiteboards all put up that morning. She was writing on the whiteboard and she made a mistake, so she put her finger over it, and she had written it in permanent marker. The Whole class burst into laughter and she just burst out crying. :laugh3:

Tom
01-01-2009, 12:58 PM
Just before 12 o'clock my friend was on the phone to her mum wishing her a happy new year in advance before the lines went down, and one of my mates (who was drunk) went over to her, took the phone and he said "happy new year you ****ing slag" thinking it was one of her best mates (his ex) :laugh3:

hannah.
01-01-2009, 01:19 PM
apparently it was me drunkenly running around on my birthday, and nearly running into the road until an italian tramp managed to grab me in time, so i shouted at him and then insisted that he tell me his life story, and why he was homeless, and then i'd give him some money. Then i was going to give him £1, but i dropped my purse and money went all over the floor, so I screamed at him "DONT STEAL IT!I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE!"

The only bit about that I remember is saying to him "ARE YOU GOING TO SPEND IT ON DRUGS?" and him going "no, drink" and then I said "oh, that's alright then, have another £2!"

Shaun
01-01-2009, 01:21 PM
Erm... some form of drunken antics I cannot remember =\

LemonJam
01-01-2009, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Tom
Just before 12 o'clock my friend was on the phone to her mum wishing her a happy new year in advance before the lines went down, and one of my mates (who was drunk) went over to her, took the phone and he said "happy new year you ****ing slag" thinking it was one of her best mates (his ex) :laugh3:

ROFLMFAO!!!


For me, it has to be watching my very fat friend fall off the wall very drunk and faceplant the floor.

Everyone was literally rofling. He was alright though, his thick glasses didn't even break. :laugh:

Captain.Remy
01-01-2009, 01:38 PM
Some nights when I was immensely pissed. I can't tell a special moment.

hannah.
01-01-2009, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Tom
Just before 12 o'clock my friend was on the phone to her mum wishing her a happy new year in advance before the lines went down, and one of my mates (who was drunk) went over to her, took the phone and he said "happy new year you ****ing slag" thinking it was one of her best mates (his ex) :laugh3:

ROFLMFAO!!!


For me, it has to be watching my very fat friend fall off the wall very drunk and faceplant the floor.

Everyone was literally rofling. He was alright though, his thick glasses didn't even break. :laugh:

i was on the way to a party with my friend annie and we decided to take a shortcut, and she jumped over a wall and fell on her back, started laughing and then realised she'd landed in a puddle of piss. it was absolutely hilarious, she was laughing and crying at the same time

Fom
01-01-2009, 01:48 PM
My funniest moment was when I was doing childrens theatre, and my mate did a 'Squirrel' joke, it was like the homer simpson joke when his attention is so short he runs after a squirrel. It was so simple but I was in tears... it wasn't even funny but I have never laughed so much in my life.
I was in pain afterwards.

bronaaaa
01-01-2009, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Lewiis.Xx
The Funniest moment of 2008 for me was at school!

We had history and we had a really clumsy cover teacher and the department had brand new whiteboards all put up that morning. She was writing on the whiteboard and she made a mistake, so she put her finger over it, and she had written it in permanent marker. The Whole class burst into laughter and she just burst out crying. :laugh3:

One of my teachers wrote over the whole board in permanent marker :tongue:

Princess
01-01-2009, 02:05 PM
I have a few off the ones I can remember.

Me and my mum were hiding the lemon pie the other day from my dad as we wanted the last 2 pieces and he found it and we tried to get it back and he ran out the front door with it!!!! It was so funny. I was on the floor laughing.

When I went 'Oh I won't be 18 for results but I will be for my birthday'

My friend being very very drunk at my birthday party and singing 'Rule the World'.

Paddy's Day

GhettoSuperstar
01-01-2009, 02:15 PM
I have SO many.

One time when me and my friends were going to the cinema after an exam at school and then we saw this woman with a MAAASSIVE blonde afro in a car across the road and she was wearing sunglasses and was 'pedo-ing' us and so we were making fun of her and then she was being really pedo-y and then we were provoking her and lifting up our tops and stuff at her and she wouldn't stop staring at us so we started swearing at her and being arses to her.. Anyway she followed us as we started walking and now that I'm telling this story it sounds so crap. Haha. Went into school after exams and found out she was the new deputy head mistess. LOL.

Another time when this art teacher we hate came into the room with about 1,000 pages in her hand from the printer. And then she shouted "who printed the fish!?!" and she had pages and pages full of fish. So anyway she was blaming us and so at the end of the day we got a staple gun and stapled all the fish to her walls. And OMG the next day first thing in art was the funniest sight of seeing her walk into her classroom. I think I pissed myself.

Another time when we were going to art classes at the college of art and it was about 9pm when we got the bus but before we got on the bus this tramp emerged from the bus and was like "get on the ****ing bus" in the most hilarious voice, but he was being deadly serious.
We then sat upstairs to get away from him but he came upstairs and sat behind us and we were still laughing at this point and he kept talking to himself and was like "im getting a shag tonight like", "****ing **** ya to ****" and "ive got your cat" and "i got my period" and really really weird stuff, "ya ****ing bansheee!". And so this point we were a bit freaked out and trying not to laugh. Was so hard not to so I was crying at this point.

HeatherTWx
01-01-2009, 02:35 PM
i have a few. Last night before midnight i was at my mates house and we were on Singstar ABBA. It was so funny because we couldnt get the right notes. And then her mum joined in singing. it was a you had to be there moment.

When i was at my mates sleepover at halloween. She fell off the bed.

I was off ill from school and dad and mum and my brother were trying to make me better by making me laugh. So we got into this massive convo about which celeb couples are most like our parents. Me and my brother were sayin' Deidre and Ken off Corrie, Homer and Marge and other couples but it was funny.

its been a good year :)

Christina
01-01-2009, 02:51 PM
My friend Laura has done numerous hilarious things as always but one inparticular was when we were travelling to Stretham to go and watch Mama Mia. We were on the bus opposite some man and we noticed that he was taking pictures of us [we heard the camera noise and everything]. So when it was our stop i went 'omg, did you see that man, he was taking pics of us' so she went off on one and started saying 'that man should be locked in a cage and spat on'.. 'should have his phone physically removed' .. 'is a dirty bastard who dosent deserve to live' .. and it was hilarious because shes usually such a quiet girl who NEVER causes confrontation. Shes usally soo scared so it was such a shock to hear her get so worked up. So whilst she was ranting on i was just laughing my head off as loads of people were watching her :laugh: