I Had Sex With All The Jonas Brothers... [Archive] - ThisisBigBrother.com

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 07:02 PM

In my dream last night!

We were in their house in the US and each room I went into each brother was very romantic and we had sex.

Kevin was the best, he was last and he was the best lover you could ask for. Joe is hot but he was quite inexperienced and Nick was just fun.

It was hands down, the best dream I've ever had.

:lovedup::lovedup::love::lovedup::love::hugesmile: :love::hugesmile::lovedup::lovedup::hugesmile::lov e::love::bigsmile:

Tom

07-01-2009, 07:03 PM

They've blatantly had sex and this purity thing is a load of crap :nono:

Sam!

07-01-2009, 07:04 PM

What so you love them just cause of them lol not their music. Then again, who actually likes their music. Its utter bollocks.

MrGaryy

07-01-2009, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by Tom
They've blatantly had sex and this purity thing is a load of c**p :nono:

Although I agree with you, whats so blatant about it?

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by Tom
They've blatantly had sex and this purity thing is a load of c**p :nono:

You can't blame them though, they've influenced thousands of girls to wear the ring. :tongue:

That annoys me though lol because wearing a purity ring is a sign of respect to your faith, where as many of these girls are wearing it to copy the JB! :laugh:

Princess

07-01-2009, 07:06 PM

I can't stand the Jonas Brothers but woo for your nice dream,lol!

I love dreams like that:lovedup: I had a dream I was pregnant last night.

Tom

07-01-2009, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by Gazbo
Originally posted by Tom
They've blatantly had sex and this purity thing is a load of c**p :nono:

Although I agree with you, whats so blatant about it?

Aren't they about 20 or something? That speaks for itself imo :tongue:

Spike

07-01-2009, 07:12 PM

I want a dream like that lol
Love The Jonas Brothers

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Gazbo
Originally posted by Tom
They've blatantly had sex and this purity thing is a load of c**p :nono:

Although I agree with you, whats so blatant about it?

Aren't they about 20 or something? That speaks for itself imo :tongue:

16, 18 and 20 I think.

supernoodles!

07-01-2009, 07:12 PM

random but just wondering ,are the Jonas brothers straight?

Sam!

07-01-2009, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by supernoodles!
random but just wondering ,are the Jonas brothers straight?

Should be.

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 07:15 PM

They have girlfriends so they probably are :hugesmile:

Sam!

07-01-2009, 07:15 PM

And the older two have the most annoying hair cuts. It was nice and straight and now its **** annoying.

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by Scampi
What so you love them just cause of them lol not their music. Then again, who actually likes their music. Its utter ********.

No.

I love them and their music (see my music review).
And yeah you may think that along with others but I enjoy it immensely, just like my dream :lovedup:

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by Scampi
Originally posted by supernoodles!
random but just wondering ,are the Jonas brothers straight?

Should be.

Should?

Thats the weirdest thing I've heard today.

Nobody should be anything.

Emilee

07-01-2009, 07:32 PM

haha when i read this topic title it made me pee! hahaha.

I dont buy this whole purity thing! Load of rubbish! Its just a pubicity stunt i think!

And their music sucks!

But im sure ou enjoyed your dream lol.

Tom4784

07-01-2009, 07:34 PM

Aren't they like.....15?

Anyway I don't buy that purity stuff, if they haven't lost it yet they'll soon lose it when their record sales drop because their target audience have grown up.

Give 'em 2 albums and they'll end up a bunch of womanizing man*****s.

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 07:37 PM

They certainly ain't pure after last night... :hugesmile:

(In my head)

07-01-2009, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
They certainly ain't pure after last night... :hugesmile:

(In my head)

:laugh:

Were they all acts of love-making, or were any of them just hot passion? C'mon now.

Tom4784

07-01-2009, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
They certainly ain't pure after last night... :hugesmile:

(In my head)

You dirty dream devil you.

xDramatick

07-01-2009, 07:40 PM

Was I there? :hugesmile:

supernoodles!

07-01-2009, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by Markus
They have girlfriends so they probably are :hugesmile:

Oh I see lol,not really heard of them alot tbh

Shaun

07-01-2009, 07:46 PM

Good heavens.

My most recent dream that I remember involved being on the back of a dinosaur with Angela Lansbury, who was slamming lots of doors. And the dinosaur was hopping up my high street.

So not quite as sexual.

Sam!

07-01-2009, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Scampi
Originally posted by supernoodles!
random but just wondering ,are the Jonas brothers straight?

Should be.

Should?

Thats the weirdest thing I've heard today.

Nobody should be anything.

I meant should cause they're like "oh yeh we love the girls, but we can' shag um" usually a gayguy wouldn't say that haha

07-01-2009, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by Shaun
Good heavens.

My most recent dream that I remember involved being on the back of a dinosaur with Angela Lansbury, who was slamming lots of doors. And the dinosaur was hopping up my high street.

So not quite as sexual.

:laugh2:

lily.

07-01-2009, 07:51 PM

Thank christ I don't have to wash your sheets. LoL

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by Linda
Thank christ I don't have to wash your sheets. LoL

Ewww! Lol.

Bells

07-01-2009, 08:33 PM

not a fan of the jonas brothers tbh but joe is :lovedup: and, you dream about normal stuff?

my last dream involved me driving into a forest where I got attacked by a load of multicoloured yetis who only left me alone when a tree fell on them. :shrug:

and they say you dream about stuff you think about during the day?...

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by Ash
not a fan of the jonas brothers tbh but joe is :lovedup: and, you dream about normal stuff?

my last dream involved me driving into a forest where I got attacked by a load of multicoloured yetis who only left me alone when a tree fell on them. :shrug:

and they say you dream about stuff you think about during the day?...

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm127/JEBC88/funny-dog-pictures-psychiatrist-pug.jpg

He's backkkk! :p

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by Ash
not a fan of the jonas brothers tbh but joe is :lovedup: and, you dream about normal stuff?

my last dream involved me driving into a forest where I got attacked by a load of multicoloured yetis who only left me alone when a tree fell on them. :shrug:

and they say you dream about stuff you think about during the day?...

LOL sounds less pleasuring.

During the day yeah? Well yeah, my dream sounds a bit like what I think a lot. Jonas heaven. :blush2:

Joe Jonas is a BABE.

Sam!

07-01-2009, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by Linda
Thank christ I don't have to wash your sheets. LoL

:laugh2:

Princess

07-01-2009, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by Ash
not a fan of the jonas brothers tbh but joe is :lovedup: and, you dream about normal stuff?

my last dream involved me driving into a forest where I got attacked by a load of multicoloured yetis who only left me alone when a tree fell on them. :shrug:

and they say you dream about stuff you think about during the day?...

Jesus Ash! That's even more random than usual! Dreams vary I think-sometimes they're want you did during the day,sometimes they're like wtf??

I always dream about being pregnant in my dreams and Take That(although seperatley),lol. That seems normal enough to me though!

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 08:48 PM

Laura that's weird :laugh3:

Princess

07-01-2009, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by Markus
Laura that's weird :laugh3:

What being pregnant? But I love babies! And I'm always going on about how I want them(omg cutest baby in the ward today-she had pink cheeks and tuffed up hair-sooooo cute). :lovedup:

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Princess
Originally posted by Markus
Laura that's weird :laugh3:

What being pregnant? But I love babies! And I'm always going on about how I want them(omg cutest baby in the ward today-she had pink cheeks and tuffed up hair-sooooo cute). :lovedup:

Haha :tongue: A bit young for a baby aren't you?

Aww, sounds cute. There's this picture of a baby outside this hairdressers by my school, and his/her hair is all ruffed up. Looks well sweet!

Princess

07-01-2009, 08:55 PM

Just a little bit :P Well that's what my parents/friends always tell me,hah! Doesn't stop me saying I want one.

Awwww that baby sounds cute! Although all babies are adorable.

Oopsy gone from sex with Jonas Brothers to cute babies..

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 08:56 PM

Joe Jonas got me pregnant so SHHHHH :bigsmile::wink:

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 08:56 PM

Well, they could be Ghetto and the J Bros babies. :tongue:

Still a valid contribution to the thread :hugesmile:

Jen

07-01-2009, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Joe Jonas got me pregnant so SHHHHH :bigsmile::wink:

That would be such a beautiful baby..
:lovedup::lovedup:

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Joe Jonas got me pregnant so SHHHHH :bigsmile::wink:

That would be such a beautiful baby..
:lovedup::lovedup:

http://i40.tinypic.com/34dn1ua.gif

You said our baby was the only one that matters!

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Joe Jonas got me pregnant so SHHHHH :bigsmile::wink:

That would be such a beautiful baby..
:lovedup::lovedup:

LOL ILY.
I wish it was true.
Or just the dream.
Joe is so dreamy.

Jen

07-01-2009, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Joe Jonas got me pregnant so SHHHHH :bigsmile::wink:

That would be such a beautiful baby..
:lovedup::lovedup:

http://i40.tinypic.com/34dn1ua.gif

You said our baby was the only one that matters!

Bitch.. you left me... D:

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 09:03 PM

07-01-2009, 09:05 PM

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Joe Jonas got me pregnant so SHHHHH :bigsmile::wink:

That would be such a beautiful baby..
:lovedup::lovedup:

http://i40.tinypic.com/34dn1ua.gif

You said our baby was the only one that matters!

Eh. The only baby that matters now is the one created by 2 men! YAY. :bigsmile:

I think I may call it the Bonus Jonas.

:laugh2:!!

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 09:05 PM

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Joe Jonas got me pregnant so SHHHHH :bigsmile::wink:

That would be such a beautiful baby..
:lovedup::lovedup:

http://i40.tinypic.com/34dn1ua.gif

You said our baby was the only one that matters!

Bitch.. you left me... D:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_02/2TakeThatREX_468x352.jpg

Jen

07-01-2009, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Joe Jonas got me pregnant so SHHHHH :bigsmile::wink:

That would be such a beautiful baby..
:lovedup::lovedup:

http://i40.tinypic.com/34dn1ua.gif

You said our baby was the only one that matters!

Bitch.. you left me... D:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_02/2TakeThatREX_468x352.jpg

I have changed.

:bawling::bawling:

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 09:07 PM

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 09:08 PM

It's like a tattoo Jen....never goes away

:sad:

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Joe Jonas got me pregnant so SHHHHH :bigsmile::wink:

That would be such a beautiful baby..
:lovedup::lovedup:

http://i40.tinypic.com/34dn1ua.gif

You said our baby was the only one that matters!

Eh. The only baby that matters now is the one created by 2 men! YAY. :bigsmile:

I think I may call it the Bonus Jonas.

:laugh2:

Dizzel Junior is the way forward :nono:

Nuh uh! :tongue:

You ain't even pregnant, I am.

Indierock&roll

07-01-2009, 09:08 PM

nick jonas is gorgeousssssss
mmmmmm

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Joe Jonas got me pregnant so SHHHHH :bigsmile::wink:

That would be such a beautiful baby..
:lovedup::lovedup:

http://i40.tinypic.com/34dn1ua.gif

You said our baby was the only one that matters!

Eh. The only baby that matters now is the one created by 2 men! YAY. :bigsmile:

I think I may call it the Bonus Jonas.

:laugh2:

Dizzel Junior is the way forward :nono:

Nuh uh! :tongue:

You ain't even pregnant, I am.

Nature's to blame! :tongue: Jen has the vagina in our relationship...

Hugo's a father to Jen's too, whos cool factor rises well beyond Joe's! :D

Princess

07-01-2009, 09:18 PM

Why are the boys in the thread???

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 09:26 PM

:conf:

Princess

07-01-2009, 09:28 PM

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 09:28 PM

Originally posted by Princess
Why are the boys in the thread???

Why ain't we? :tongue:

THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE MINE HANDZ OFF!:blush2:

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 09:29 PM

I left Jen when I discovered she had played The Circus D:

Princess

07-01-2009, 09:29 PM

Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Jen

07-01-2009, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by Markus
It's like a tattoo Jen....never goes away

:sad:

What about Dizzle Jr?
:sad:

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Markus
It's like a tattoo Jen....never goes away

:sad:

What about Dizzle Jr?
:sad:

A mistake...

:shocked:

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 09:35 PM

JTIDDLER

Jen

07-01-2009, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Markus
It's like a tattoo Jen....never goes away

:sad:

What about Dizzle Jr?
:sad:

A mistake...

:shocked:

OH MY GOD!

*Corner Time*

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 09:36 PM

LOOL

Now that's a name.

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Markus
It's like a tattoo Jen....never goes away

:sad:

What about Dizzle Jr?
:sad:

A mistake...

:shocked:

OH MY GOD!

*Corner Time*

:sad:

Any other man would accept it...

Jen

07-01-2009, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Markus
It's like a tattoo Jen....never goes away

:sad:

What about Dizzle Jr?
:sad:

A mistake...

:shocked:

OH MY GOD!

*Corner Time*

:sad:

Any other man would accept it...

Bitch please.
I'm getting James...

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 09:40 PM

Bitch please...
I'm getting Ash. My moderating friend...

Jen

07-01-2009, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by Markus
Bitch please...
I'm getting Ash. My moderating friend...

Do not make me get Rory... we will bore you with Film 4 speak.

SEPERATION...

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 09:43 PM

Jen, would you leap onto a Jonas Brother?

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Markus
Bitch please...
I'm getting Ash. My moderating friend...

Do not make me get Rory... we will bore you with Film 4 speak.

SEPERATION...

I own Rory...:hugesmile:
*supplied him with Film4 adverts over the summer*

2 points for the Markus, while the JDIZZEL has yet to score!

Jen

07-01-2009, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Jen, would you leap onto a Jonas Brother?

No, I would leap on you though... does that count?

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Jen, would you leap onto a Jonas Brother?

No, I would leap on you though... does that count?

:hugesmile:

Yeah I suppose, one of them would be below me anyway.. :bigsmile:

Jen

07-01-2009, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Markus
Bitch please...
I'm getting Ash. My moderating friend...

Do not make me get Rory... we will bore you with Film 4 speak.

SEPERATION...

I own Rory...:hugesmile:
*supplied him with Film4 adverts over the summer*

2 points for the Markus, while the JDIZZEL has yet to score!

You have upset me MarkUSSSSS.
Say goodbye to your child... well, if it is even yours...

*Eastenders theme*

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Markus
Bitch please...
I'm getting Ash. My moderating friend...

Do not make me get Rory... we will bore you with Film 4 speak.

SEPERATION...

I own Rory...:hugesmile:
*supplied him with Film4 adverts over the summer*

2 points for the Markus, while the JDIZZEL has yet to score!

You have upset me MarkUSSSSS.
Say goodbye to your child... well, if it is even yours...

*Eastenders theme*

http://blog.vh1.com/files/2008/06/sm_ny_fingerwag.gif

We've destroyed his thread LOL Sorry! :hugesmile:

Ross

07-01-2009, 09:54 PM

Sorry but yuck at the Jonas Brothers :bored:

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 09:55 PM

Did I ever tell you that I am a human bicycle? Well yeah i am. Weird huh.

Anyway.

I have photographic proof that last night happened...
Joe Jonas riding me with an orgasmic face...

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4655/hot1tf7.jpg

See. I'm such a lucky bike!!!

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 09:57 PM

When did they start photographing dreams? :tongue:

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by Ross
Sorry but yuck at the Jonas Brothers :bored:

Not even... JOE?!:shocked:

Ross, I'm shocked! :tongue:

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by Markus
When did they start photographing dreams? :tongue:

Since they became true, bitch.

MarkWaldorf

07-01-2009, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Markus
When did they start photographing dreams? :tongue:

Since they became true, bitch.

:shocked:

http://i30.tinypic.com/vgk2sj.gif

Ross

07-01-2009, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ross
Sorry but yuck at the Jonas Brothers :bored:

Not even... JOE?!:shocked:

Ross, I'm shocked! :tongue:
Whoever the middle on in your sig, he is the hottest.
If he's the 16 year old then I feel pervy lol!

hannah.

07-01-2009, 10:07 PM

the one on the left's a bit of alright
in that picture at least

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ross
Sorry but yuck at the Jonas Brothers :bored:

Not even... JOE?!:shocked:

Ross, I'm shocked! :tongue:
Whoever the middle on in your sig, he is the hottest.
If he's the 16 year old then I feel pervy lol!

Yeah he is, but thats legal now. :tongue:

And to be fair, they all look hotter than the pic in my sig.

JOE JOE JOE.

Bells

07-01-2009, 10:12 PM

joe's blates the best. :love:

it disgusts me slightly that I do like a JONAS BROTHER and I feel ashamed, but that makes it even better. :blush:

GhettoSuperstar

07-01-2009, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by Ash
joe's blates the best. :love:

it disgusts me slightly that I do like a JONAS BROTHER and I feel ashamed, but that makes it even better. :blush:

It makes it wrong.
Dirty.
Forbidden!

OOOhh! :blush2:

I am planning on paying the Jonas's a visit tonight.