The joke thread! tell jokes guys!

[serensilver]

This is the joke thread! come here tell a joke make us laugh!

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker:


here are some hope you like them :bigsmile:

** bought myself a new deodorant stick today, the instructions said ' take off top and push up bottom ' I'm still in casualty at the mo but my fats smell *******ing class!!! :joker:

** Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow? I live in a flat you stupid tw*t how the ******* would i no? :joker:

** Mick and Paddy are reading head stones near a church, Mick says, "guess what there's a bloke here who was 152!!!" Paddy says "really what ws his name?" Mick says "Miles from London!" :joker:

** Paddy and Mick went to donate sperm in London, the day was a disaster, Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus!!:joker:

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[Sod_James]

** Paddy and Mick went to donate sperm in London, the day was a disaster, Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus!!:joker:

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LOL. I cant say the jokes i know they are either too rude or offensive. i would probably be banned for life if i told some of them.

[NettoSuperstar!]

This is my fave, its daft but I like it lol

3 Tampons walk into a bar, which one would you talk to?

None, theyre all stuck up C**nts

[pinkmichk]

its kinda a joke but still funny :laugh:

how may forum members to change a lightbulb



One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammatical errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "light bulb" or "lightbulb"...and another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and which brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group, which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them from their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

One to reply almost immediately saying "First post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

One to reply with a perfectly labeled scale diagram of how to change a light bulb correctly.

One to make a comment about the upcoming Microsoft Digital Light Bulb Management 2007 SP2 RGE.

Two to suggest that Apple light bulbs are superior.

Seventy-five to start a massive off-topic Apple vs. Microsoft flamewar.

One hundred seventy-eight to respond at various times saying "Troll!!"

"OMG! TROLL!!"

"LOL!"

"Don't feed the Troll!!" etc...

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post six months from now and start it all over again...

[Mark]

Chelsea. :spin:

[NettoSuperstar!]

lol Pink! what is a Troll anyways?

[pinkmichk]

Originally posted by NettoSuperstar!
lol Pink! what is a Troll anyways?

someone who joins a forum to spam or who turns who to be someone different to who they say they

[NettoSuperstar!]

Ohhh

[serensilver]

Chelsea! :laugh3: i like it :spin:

[xERFx]

Two Drunk guys walk into a bar...you'd think they'd see it coming.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Mark
Chelsea. :spin:

:laugh3:

[Noel]

Oooh I've got one! I made it up myself!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
You!
You who?!
YOUUUU HOOOOOOO! (yodell)

Ahhh...I crack myself up..

[AngRemembered]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Bigish

Bish who

No, thanks I got one yesterday at the homeless shelter:laugh2:

[Jake!]

Knock Knock
Who There
Atch
Atch Who
Bless You

:laugh3:

[Indierock&roll]

KNOCK KNOCK!

whos there

AMANDA!

amanda who?

AMANDA THE TABLE!!
:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
(like "im under the table", say it in like a cockny accent)
i love it..

[Jake!]

I love it how the stupidish jokes make you laugh the most.