Lewis.
13-02-2009, 05:55 PM
Every week i am going to paste the recent weeks episodes, in case you missed any! Have fun reading and remember to come on Monday to read the next episdode
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Supernoodles house
Fom pulls away from his kiss with Supernoodles
Fom: I have to go, This shouldn’t be happening, not after what happened last time!
Supernoodles: Please don’t!
Fom: If she finds out, I am Dead! So I’m out
Fom Leaves. Supernoodles sits down and cries
Outside in the square
Fom is sitting on the bench alone. Ninastar is walking back home from the vic to her house. She spots Fom on the bench and sits next to him.
Ninastar: Bad day?
Fom: Huh, oh, Ninastar
Ninastar: What’s wrong?
Fom: Uh, Nothing, like you said, just a bad day
Ninastar: Come on. Lets go home, we need to write a guest list, Maybe we can add the bump to the wedding
Fom: What?
Ninastar: Fom, you’re going to be a daddy. I’m Pregnant!
Foms angry face turns to a shocked one, as he looks at Ninastar
Supernoodles house
Supernoodles is still crying, as she looks down at a pregnancy test, it reads positive
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Episode 1-
Annies house
Annie gets up and opens the curtains. It is a sunny day in the square, and today the Vic is holding a birthday party for the owner, Mark. Annie walks out into the kitchen and puts some toast in the toaster. She picks up a paper and reads the “women seeking men” section
Annie: MUM!!!
The queen vic
Christina, Daughter of the owner, is putting up banners. She is quite a smart 21 year old girl, who is disliked by her brother and dad
Christina: Have you done the balloons Sam?
Sam: No, and I do not plan to either, if you want balloons, you can do them yourself
Christina: Well, if you are going to be like that, then do not bother! This is our dads birthday I am trying to organise and you have not helped one little bit!
Sam: He wouldn’t do all of this for us
Christina: Well, at least he tries! You haven’t done anything all morning.
Sam: Well I have been busy!
Christina: Busy doing what? Flirting with your new Girlfriend?
Sam: Hannah is not my new girlfriend. Just a friend I go to college with! And even if I am seeing her, at least I can find somebody!
Sam walks out of the door in a huff, Christina puts her hands on her hips and sighs
Annies house
BigSister- Yes Dear?
Annie: What is this?
Annie flashes the newspaper at her
BigSister: What, is your mother not allowed to find a nice man now that she has hit 50?
Annie: I never said you were not allowed, but with an advertisement like that, he is going to have a shock when you do meet someone!
BigSister: What do you mean?
Annie reads from her mums advertisement
Annie: “A young and sassy mid 30s girl, slim and tall, who likes long nights in and holidays away”
BigSister: So?
Annie: Mum! You are in your 50’s, you are not sassy, you are short and stumpy and you hate holidays abroad!
BigSister: Well, I may have tweaked a few things, but he is not going to care when he gets here!
Annie: When who gets here?
With that the doorbell rings
Annie: You haven’t!
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Episode 2-
Fom and Ninastars house
Ninastar: How about Nelly for a girl and Daniel for a boy?
Fom: Look Babe, we do not even know if it is a girl or a boy yet
Ninastar: Well it is nice to make plans! Do you think we should have the wedding before or after the baby? I think aft…
Fom: look, I have to go a minute, I will be back soon
Fom Leaves
The Queen Vic
Christina: Is everything ready?
Princess: Yes, the banners are up, and I have laid out all of the food.
Christina: Oh Food! Where is Nickyy with that cake she was supposed to be making?
Gregalz: Well she has closed the café for today, so either she is not making it, or she is too busy to open the café because she is making it
Christina: Well I do hope it is the second one, we need that cake or else the whole thing is ruined!
Nickyy enters, holding a poorly made cake. Nickyy is in her late 30‘s. She is the owner of the Café “Nickyys”.
Nickyy: Never fear, I am Here!
Christina: Thank god! Or may I say, Oh my god! What the Hell is that!
Nickyy: A Cake, I spent hours on the decoration!
Christina: If you think I am paying for that, then you are wrong! Sam could make a better cake than that and he is 14!
Nickyy: What on earth do you mean? I spent hours making this beauty, so you are paying for it nonetheless!
Gregalz: It’ll have to do, Mark is coming!
Christina: Someone, Lights!
the lights are turned off and everything is pitch black, the door to the bar opens, and there is a huge thud
Mark: Aghh!
Christina: Dad?
The lights are turned back on. Mark is lying on the floor, and a pile of books have been knocked over and are sprawled beside him
Christina: Dad!
Mark: I Think I have broken something, Who the hell turned the lights off!
Christina: It was supposed to be a surprise party for you!
Mark: Well Surprise Surprise Christina!
Annie and BigSisters house
BigSister: Annie, go out the back, he is here!
Annie: Who is here!
BigSister: The man who replied to my advert, his name is Darenn, Now Go!
Annie: Aghh, you know what mum, you can handle this, I’m out!
Annie runs up the stairs. BigSister goes and answers the door. Darenn stands there, he is wearing a pink vest top and leopard print trousers he is 35 years old, and very much Gay..
BigSister: Well, you are not what I expected dear!
Darenn: Well neither are you hunny! I am supposed to be meeting a guy?
BigSister: A Guy?
Supernoodles house
Supernoodles and Fom are sitting on the sofa
Supernoodles: I have something to tell you
Fom: Don’t tell me you’re pregnant too!
Supernoodles stares at Fom. It is clear to him now that she actually is pregnant
Fom: I can’t do this!
Fom walks out of the house
Supernoodles: Fom! FOM!
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Episode 3
In Annie and BigSisters house
BigSister and Darenn are sitting at a table, drinking tea
BigSister: Well, why did you answer my advertisement if you wanted to meet a bloke?
Darenn: Well, I must of got the wrong number. One minutes i am expecting a kind and caring guy to sweep me off my feet, and now i have got you
BigSister: What is wrong with me?
Darenn: You are a woman?
BigSister: And?
Darenn: Well i'm gay!
BigSister: Are you?
Darenn: Oh my.
The Queen Vic
Christina: The ambulance should be here shortly dad
Mark: Well thank god! it's about time. You kids, always causig me trouble!
Christina: Dad, we were trying to give you a party for your 50th!
Mark: Yes, and look what you made of it!
Christina: I was just trying to make you happy Dad
Mark: Well i will not be happy until my Boy is here, Where is Sam!?
Gregalz: Gone to meet his new girlfriend, Or Friend as he says
Mark: Girlfriend! At his age! He is only 15! I want him here at once, who knows what he could be doing with this girl?!
Christina: Dad, don't worry, we need to take care of you at the moment.
Mark: Christina, Go away, you are no help to anybody around here, I wouldn't really notice if you ran away to Africa
Christina: Well maybe i should, At least i would get some thanks for organising a party there!
Mark: Fine go, they can have your troublesome ways!
Christina: FINE!
Christina bursts into tears and runs out of the queen vic, Firewire runs after her. Firewire is a very masculine 32 year old. He likes money but will do anything to help somebody. He is single and lives on his own
Firewire: Christina!
Christina: Leave me alone Firewire!
Christina carries on running, Firewire still running after her
Firewire: He didn't mean it mate, he was just joking
Christina turns around
Christina: Yes he did! He hates me!
Firewire: Don't be stupid! You are his daughter! why would he hate you?
Christina: That is the thing.. I am not his daughter, just his step-daughter, and now Mum has died, he doesn't care about me anymore! All he cares about is Sam.. his "Blood" son!
Christina Breaks down in the middle of the road, Firewire comes and picks her up
Firewire: Lets go back to mine, you look like you could do with a cup of tea. Come on, we can talk about it later
In Annie and BigSisters house
Annie has come downstairs, she is at the table in fits of laughter
Annie: This is the funniest thing EVER!
BigSister: No it is not Annie, it is just a misunderstanding
Darenn: A very big one! Do you have any hotels or B&B's around here? You see i come from Liverpool, and it is nearly Dark now.
BigSister: Well there is a B&B over the road?
Darenn: Oh very well, i will be off then
Annie: Mum! You cannot let him go over to the B&B! Do you know how much Princess charges to people she does not know!
BigSister: Well, where else can he go?
Annie: He can stay here for the night!
The back of a Cab
It is now midnight, Fom is sitting in the back of a Cab
Callum: Where do you want me to take you then mate?
Fom: To the airport please
Callum: Very well, where are you going then?
Fom: Anywhere, away from here
Fom looks up at Supernoodles house, and then at his own house. Ninastar is looking out of the window
Fom- (Whispering) I'm sorry
The Cab drives off into the distance
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Episode 4
Firewires House
Firewire and Christina are sat on the sofa, he has his arm around her and she is crying into his chest
Christina: Where did it all go wrong! Me and dad, we were best friends once upon a time! He loved me, like i loved him
Firewire: Look hun, he is just angry and in pain. I am sure he will get over it soon?
Christina: When will Soon come? He has been like this for the past few months, ever since Mum died! He used to call me his daughter, now he tells everyone i am his step-daughter
Firewire: But you are...
Christina: I know i am! But i still cannot help it! As much as i want to be his daughter, i am not! I hate myslef, my life and everybody!
Firewire: Don't say that!
Christina: Like Dad said, i am no use to anyone around here
Firewire: Don't be stupid, you are nice and pretty and you are the kindest person i have ever met.. Happy?
Christina sits up and Kisses Him, he pushes her away. Christina stands up, and runs out into the square. She lies down on the bench, sobbing. She closes her eyes
Annie and BigSisters house
It is morning and Darenn is lying on the sofa reading the "Womans own" magazine, Annie walks in
Darenn: Oh, good morning dear, nice sleep?
Annie: Yes thanks, how about you? I know the sofa is a bit hard
Darenn: Oh lovely thankyou dear. Where is your mother?
BigSister walks in
BigSister: I'm here. Good morning, is everyone okay?
Darenn: Yes thankyou, you know dear, you have the prettiest eyes i have ever seen!
BigSister: Oh, why thankyou! Annie, i need to have a word, in the Kitchen.
Annie: Oh, okay?
Ninastars house
Ninastar wakes up, Fom still hasn't come back. She picks up her phone and tries ringing him again. It just goes straight to answer phone
NinaStar: Hmmm
Billy, Princess and Shauns house
Billy is the son of Princess and Shaun. Billy is 22, and has his way with the ladies. Shaun is 45, and likes a drink now and again in the vic. He owns the bookies, and likes a gamble. Princess is 42 years old and works at the queen vic. All three of them are sitting around the table eating breakfast. They are discussing the prospect of Billy renting out a flat of his own
Shaun: Well, you better start thinking about it soon son, before me and your mum start to get wrinkly, we have lives too you know
Billy: I know, but i cannot afford anywh...
Princess: Don't give me any of that rubbish Billy, You are 22 and already earning a fortune doing all of your investing in that new supermarket
Billy: Yeah, well there is such a thing as saving you know
Princess: Yes and Me and your father want to sell up here and go on our romantic holiday to Venice for a month! Don't we dear
Shaun:(Sarcastically) Whatever you want my dear
Princess lets off a huge grin as Shaun rolls his eyes
Annie and BigSisters house
Annie and BigSister are in the kitchen
Annie: What!
BigSister: What, i was only trying to help!
Annie: So you let him stay for another week in MY Room! No Way!
BigSister: What, it is only a week! The poor man cannot get home!
Annie: Isn't that against the law? I am only 19, and i am going to share my room with a 35 year old bloke
BigSister: He is Gay dear, it is not like he is going to try and make a move. Unless he likes both sexes, what do they call those people? Mixed or something?
Annie: Bi-sexual Mum! And anyway, who knows what he is! He might be a phsyco for all you know!
BigSister: Don't be stupid! He is lovely!
Annie: Agghrr!
Annie walks out of the kitchen and up to her room
The square
Christina wakes up. She is lying on the bench still. She gets up and walks back over to the vic, she walks inside, and locks all of the doors. She walks behind the bar and pours a glass of Vodka, which she downs. She starts to cry hysterically
Back in the square Ninastar comes out of her house. Callum is getting out of his cab, he spots Ninastar
Callum: NinaStar, how are you dear?
Ninastar: Well, not good actually. Fom did not come back last night. I am really worried
Callum: What do you mean? I drove Fom to the airport last night, said he was getting away from here, i just thought it was a joke
NinaStar: The airport?
Supernoodles house
The phone rings. Supernoodles picks it up. It is Fom
Fom: Get out of there now.. It is you i want!
Supernoodles: What?
Fom: Come down to the airport, i will be waiting! If you are not there by 2 o clock, i will get on the plane alone, and me and you will be over. But if you want to spend the rest of your life with me, then come to the airport by 2, Understood?
Supernoodles:What do you mean. I don't underst...
Fom: I Love you
Fom hangs up
Supernoodles: Fom.. FOM!
Supernoodles looks at the clock, it is half past 11. She opens the kitchen draw, and pulls out a passport
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Episode 5
Princess, Billy and Shauns house
Princess comes into the kitchen to find Billy looking at the house ads in the newspaper
Princess: Morning love, Looking at houses?
Billy: Yeah, to rent. They have a few nice ones down in the new block of flats where Supernoodles has moved?
Princess: Oh really? Sounds nice! How much?
Billy: Only £125 a week, with free broadbrand
Princess: Deal, you should go for it!
Billy: What are you going to do with the house when you go off to Venice?
Princess: What do you mean? We are only going for a couple of weeks
Billy: I know, but I have something that may change your mind, a competition
Princess: Competition for what?
Billy: To win a free apartment on the edge of the river. You get all of your bills paid for free and you get free groceries for a year
Princess: Yes dear, but what are the chances of me winning that?
Billy: You have every chance! Only people who live in Walford are allowed to enter, and they are doing the grand prize draw in the vic!
Princess: Oh my god! Where do you enter!!!
Supernoodles House
Supernoodles is packing a bag. she still has tears rolling down her eyes. She has her passport ready and is about to go out of the door, when someone walks in instead! It is MichaelO, Supernoodles husband! MichaelO is a 24 year old well built male
Michael0: And where do you think you're going?
Supernoodles: Ermm, Nowhere. How was the holiday?
She glances at the clock, it is now 1 o clock
Michael0: Right then, do i get a cup of tea from my beautiful girlfriend or do i have to do it myself?
Supernodles: Look babe, i really have to go.. we need milk
Supernoodles puts the bag down and runs out of the door, with just her passport in her pocket
Michael0: Oh, Bye
Annie and BigSisters house
BigSister: Darenn, we have decided that you can stay here for a few weeks if you want?
Darenn: What! Really?
Annie: No..
Darenn: Oh, never mind
BigSister: No, Annie was just joking, of course you can!
Darenn: Oh thankyou! You are a Hero! Now, where is the local pub? We need to celebrate!
Annie Sighs
The vic
The pub is now open. Christina is at the bar serving, Firewire walks in and comes up to the bar
Firewire: I think we need to talk
Christina: No we don't. It was a mistake, nothing happened
Firewire: I am not stupid. You clearly made a move on me last night and i want to know why?
Christina: Look, just forget about it, like you said, look towards the future, not the past!
Firewire walks away as Sam walks in with Hannah
Sam: Well, look at you two lovers then
Christina: Why don't you get your Stupid little face and hit it against a brick wall!
Firewire: Leave it Christina
Hannah: How dare you talk to Sammy boy like that!
Christina: And You are!
Hannah: I am Sams girlfriend, Hannah
Hannah pulls a cheeky smile at Christina. She is a feisty 14 year old girl with a great fashion sense. BigSister and Darenn walk into the pub. Darenn is wearing a furry coat and pink skin-tight trousers
BigSister: And here she is, the Queen Vic
Darenn: Well, it is hardly the sexiest place in the world, But it will do! I am buying the first round, what do you want?
BigSister: No, I oblige, the first round is on me!
Darenn: Oh, okay then, if you must. I will have a Cocktail please, Now where is the Dj, we need to put on some decent music!
Sam: What are you wearing mate, i though Paris Hilton had walked in for a minute!
Darenn: For a guy like me that is a compliment
Sam: Well, for a guy like me, it isn't
Hannah and Sam laugh, Darenn walks off to get a table
Sam: What a weirdo!
Hannah: I know, Maybe he was looking for the Gay bar?
They both start laughing again
Sam: Well, if he slept round BigSisters house last night, No wonder he has turned gay
They both start laughing again
Christina: Anyway you two, you are not allowed in the Bar, so I suggest you leave now, or I will kick you out!
Sam: Try it
Hannah: Come on Sam, lets just go! Leave your lonely sister here
Sam: oh, she isn’t my sister, just my step sister. Thank god we are not blood related, I couldn’t bear to have the same blood as her!
Christina: Just get out!
Sam: She is just jealous because my dad never abused me when I was younger!
Christina: Just GET OUT!
They both walk out, Laughing, as Princess walks in to find Shaun sitting at the bar
Princess: Oh! Just the man I needed!
Shaun: Hello My Darling, and your morning has been?
Princess: Brilliant thankyou, I have entered a competition!
Shaun: What competition?
Princess points to a poster with the details of the Venice competition, up on the wall near the door
Shaun: Oh my god
Princess: I know! How exciting! It means we can live there! Not just go there!… Oh my god, That “Oh my god” Was a bad “Oh My god” wasn’t it
Shaun: Oh no dear, whatever you want, anyway, I better be off to the bank! No time to talk at this current moment
Princess: Oh, Bye then
Christina: See you Shaun
The Airport
Supernoodles is in the airport looking for Fom. Ninastar is also in the airport, looking for Fom. Supernoodles goes into the waiting room, and finds Fom, With Ninastar !They are kissing
Ninastar: I thought you had gone!
Fom: I Love you so much, i will never do that again
They are both crying. Fom sees Supernoodles, who is also Crying. He mimes to her with his mouth
Fom: I'm Sorry
The allotments
Shaun enters the allotments. He walks up to a girl and kisses her passionately
Shaun: Another week and we can be out of here. Just me and you babe, no Princess, no Billy. Just us
The Girls face is shown, She is only 17 years old. She has a pretty face and looks nothing like the 45 year old Shaun. It is…
JDIZZEL: Oh, I do love you Shaun!
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Episode 6
The Allotments
Shaun: Well I should hope you do love me! Two tickets to Venice on a plane is a lot, Not taking into account the cost of the house!
JDIZZEL: Don’t ruin the mood Shaun, I am sick of discussing costs! As long as I am with you, I am happy
Shaun: Well, these things need to be discussed!
JDIZZEL: Oh Shaun, Just shut up and Kiss me!
Supernoodle and Michael0s house
Supernoodles walks in. She is crying hysterically. Michael0 is sitting on the sofa, he stands up
Michael0: What's the matter Darl..
Supernoodles: Just Go away
Michael: Babe, Talk to me
Supernoodles: Just LEAVE ME ALONE!
Michael0: Not until you tell me whats wro...
Supernoodles: I SAID GET OUT!!!
Supernoodles pushes Michael0 out of the door and slams it in his face
The Back of Callums cab
Ninastar: I do not know what on earth possesed you hunny! one minute you were fine, next yo...
Fom: Just forget about it babe! I had a bad day and just wanted to get out of this place
Ninastar: So you thought you would leave me and the baby behind did you?
Callum: Baby? Who's having a baby
Fom: Well you let that one go didn't you?
Ninastar: Well, i am Pregnant Callum, but you cannot tell anyone! Me and Fom want to wait until after the 12 week scan
Callum: oooh! A Baby! Fom, you deserve to walk home, Leaving your fiance and baby alone while you planned to travel the world to get away from here..
Ninastar: Callum, just leave it
Fom: Callum, stop here!
Ninastar: What do you mean?
Fom: C'mon, we are walking
Ninastar: We are nowhere near home?
Fom: Just get out, i don't want to be in the company of nosey pants any longer.
Ninastar: Fom!
Callum: Well i am sorry for looking out for people!
Fom: Well, we can look after ourselves thankyou very much
Fom pulls Ninastar out of the Cab. They are just outside Walford
Ninastar: I am so sorry Callum, How much will that be?
Callum: No, No, On the house for you and the bump
Ninastar: Oh, why thankyou
Callum: You know where i am if you need me right?
Fom: C'mon, we're off
The cab pulls off
Shaun, Princess and Billy’s house
Shaun: I’m Home!
Princess: Where the hell were you!
Shaun: At the bank, like I said?
Billy: It is obvious he was going out to see some fancy woman and get some on the side mum. Haha
Princess: Don’t be so stupid Billy! And anyway, the bank was closed today, so, tell the truth! Where did you go?
Shaun: Darling, I cannot tell you! It is going to be a surprise
Princess: TELL ME!
Shaun: I went to the travel agents to book some tickets to Venice! Happy?
Princess: What! Give over!
Shaun: I have!
Princess: Oh my God! I Love you!
Princess jumps on Shaun in excitement
Firewires house
The door knocks, Firewire opens it. It is Christina, she has been crying
Christina: Like you said, we need to talk
Firewire grabs Christina in his arms, and they hug passionately
Firewire: I was Scared
Christina: Yes, and I was in love
Firewire: And now, so am I!
Firewire moves in for a kiss. They Kiss passionately. Christina pulls Firewires top off, and they walk inside
Supernoodle and Michael0s house
Supernoodles is sitting with her back up against the door. Michael0 is outside the door, trying to convince her to let him in
Supernoodles: Will you just go away Michael0!
Michael0: not until you let me in and we talk about what is wrong!
Supernoodles: If you do not go away, i will never speak to you again!
Michael0: Well where the hell am i supposed to go!?
Supernoodles: I dunno, the Vic or something. Just leave me alone!
Michael0 walks down the flat steps and into the square looking angry. Fom and Ninastar see him
Ninastar: Well, i wonder what was the matter with him?
Fom: I dunno, look, i need to go and see someone about the wedding. But you can't come, it is going to be a surprise
Ninastar: Promise?
Fom: Promise..
Ninstar: Fair enough, i am going to go in and have a rest
Fom: Okay Babe, I Love you
Ninastar: Do you?
Fom: Yes
Ninastar: Fair enough, But I still have not forgiven you. I was so scared today!
Fom: I Said I was sorry! I just wanted to go and see a friend for the weekend. Anyway, I am glad we walked back, our talk was nice. I Love you
Ninastar: Whatever
Ninastar walks in to her house. Fom makes his way over to Supernoodles. He starts to walk up the stairs to her flat and hears her crying. Fom knocks on the flat door, seconds before a Gunshot rings from Supernoodles Flat across the square. Silence
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Wow! What an excting first week! I have a few spoilers for next week!
A New family arrives, with a big debt on their back
JDIZZEL: I think we have been found out
Join me on Monday in the main thread Here (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=108252&page=1) For the next episode!
Thanks for watching!
Lewis x x x
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Supernoodles house
Fom pulls away from his kiss with Supernoodles
Fom: I have to go, This shouldn’t be happening, not after what happened last time!
Supernoodles: Please don’t!
Fom: If she finds out, I am Dead! So I’m out
Fom Leaves. Supernoodles sits down and cries
Outside in the square
Fom is sitting on the bench alone. Ninastar is walking back home from the vic to her house. She spots Fom on the bench and sits next to him.
Ninastar: Bad day?
Fom: Huh, oh, Ninastar
Ninastar: What’s wrong?
Fom: Uh, Nothing, like you said, just a bad day
Ninastar: Come on. Lets go home, we need to write a guest list, Maybe we can add the bump to the wedding
Fom: What?
Ninastar: Fom, you’re going to be a daddy. I’m Pregnant!
Foms angry face turns to a shocked one, as he looks at Ninastar
Supernoodles house
Supernoodles is still crying, as she looks down at a pregnancy test, it reads positive
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Episode 1-
Annies house
Annie gets up and opens the curtains. It is a sunny day in the square, and today the Vic is holding a birthday party for the owner, Mark. Annie walks out into the kitchen and puts some toast in the toaster. She picks up a paper and reads the “women seeking men” section
Annie: MUM!!!
The queen vic
Christina, Daughter of the owner, is putting up banners. She is quite a smart 21 year old girl, who is disliked by her brother and dad
Christina: Have you done the balloons Sam?
Sam: No, and I do not plan to either, if you want balloons, you can do them yourself
Christina: Well, if you are going to be like that, then do not bother! This is our dads birthday I am trying to organise and you have not helped one little bit!
Sam: He wouldn’t do all of this for us
Christina: Well, at least he tries! You haven’t done anything all morning.
Sam: Well I have been busy!
Christina: Busy doing what? Flirting with your new Girlfriend?
Sam: Hannah is not my new girlfriend. Just a friend I go to college with! And even if I am seeing her, at least I can find somebody!
Sam walks out of the door in a huff, Christina puts her hands on her hips and sighs
Annies house
BigSister- Yes Dear?
Annie: What is this?
Annie flashes the newspaper at her
BigSister: What, is your mother not allowed to find a nice man now that she has hit 50?
Annie: I never said you were not allowed, but with an advertisement like that, he is going to have a shock when you do meet someone!
BigSister: What do you mean?
Annie reads from her mums advertisement
Annie: “A young and sassy mid 30s girl, slim and tall, who likes long nights in and holidays away”
BigSister: So?
Annie: Mum! You are in your 50’s, you are not sassy, you are short and stumpy and you hate holidays abroad!
BigSister: Well, I may have tweaked a few things, but he is not going to care when he gets here!
Annie: When who gets here?
With that the doorbell rings
Annie: You haven’t!
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Episode 2-
Fom and Ninastars house
Ninastar: How about Nelly for a girl and Daniel for a boy?
Fom: Look Babe, we do not even know if it is a girl or a boy yet
Ninastar: Well it is nice to make plans! Do you think we should have the wedding before or after the baby? I think aft…
Fom: look, I have to go a minute, I will be back soon
Fom Leaves
The Queen Vic
Christina: Is everything ready?
Princess: Yes, the banners are up, and I have laid out all of the food.
Christina: Oh Food! Where is Nickyy with that cake she was supposed to be making?
Gregalz: Well she has closed the café for today, so either she is not making it, or she is too busy to open the café because she is making it
Christina: Well I do hope it is the second one, we need that cake or else the whole thing is ruined!
Nickyy enters, holding a poorly made cake. Nickyy is in her late 30‘s. She is the owner of the Café “Nickyys”.
Nickyy: Never fear, I am Here!
Christina: Thank god! Or may I say, Oh my god! What the Hell is that!
Nickyy: A Cake, I spent hours on the decoration!
Christina: If you think I am paying for that, then you are wrong! Sam could make a better cake than that and he is 14!
Nickyy: What on earth do you mean? I spent hours making this beauty, so you are paying for it nonetheless!
Gregalz: It’ll have to do, Mark is coming!
Christina: Someone, Lights!
the lights are turned off and everything is pitch black, the door to the bar opens, and there is a huge thud
Mark: Aghh!
Christina: Dad?
The lights are turned back on. Mark is lying on the floor, and a pile of books have been knocked over and are sprawled beside him
Christina: Dad!
Mark: I Think I have broken something, Who the hell turned the lights off!
Christina: It was supposed to be a surprise party for you!
Mark: Well Surprise Surprise Christina!
Annie and BigSisters house
BigSister: Annie, go out the back, he is here!
Annie: Who is here!
BigSister: The man who replied to my advert, his name is Darenn, Now Go!
Annie: Aghh, you know what mum, you can handle this, I’m out!
Annie runs up the stairs. BigSister goes and answers the door. Darenn stands there, he is wearing a pink vest top and leopard print trousers he is 35 years old, and very much Gay..
BigSister: Well, you are not what I expected dear!
Darenn: Well neither are you hunny! I am supposed to be meeting a guy?
BigSister: A Guy?
Supernoodles house
Supernoodles and Fom are sitting on the sofa
Supernoodles: I have something to tell you
Fom: Don’t tell me you’re pregnant too!
Supernoodles stares at Fom. It is clear to him now that she actually is pregnant
Fom: I can’t do this!
Fom walks out of the house
Supernoodles: Fom! FOM!
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Episode 3
In Annie and BigSisters house
BigSister and Darenn are sitting at a table, drinking tea
BigSister: Well, why did you answer my advertisement if you wanted to meet a bloke?
Darenn: Well, I must of got the wrong number. One minutes i am expecting a kind and caring guy to sweep me off my feet, and now i have got you
BigSister: What is wrong with me?
Darenn: You are a woman?
BigSister: And?
Darenn: Well i'm gay!
BigSister: Are you?
Darenn: Oh my.
The Queen Vic
Christina: The ambulance should be here shortly dad
Mark: Well thank god! it's about time. You kids, always causig me trouble!
Christina: Dad, we were trying to give you a party for your 50th!
Mark: Yes, and look what you made of it!
Christina: I was just trying to make you happy Dad
Mark: Well i will not be happy until my Boy is here, Where is Sam!?
Gregalz: Gone to meet his new girlfriend, Or Friend as he says
Mark: Girlfriend! At his age! He is only 15! I want him here at once, who knows what he could be doing with this girl?!
Christina: Dad, don't worry, we need to take care of you at the moment.
Mark: Christina, Go away, you are no help to anybody around here, I wouldn't really notice if you ran away to Africa
Christina: Well maybe i should, At least i would get some thanks for organising a party there!
Mark: Fine go, they can have your troublesome ways!
Christina: FINE!
Christina bursts into tears and runs out of the queen vic, Firewire runs after her. Firewire is a very masculine 32 year old. He likes money but will do anything to help somebody. He is single and lives on his own
Firewire: Christina!
Christina: Leave me alone Firewire!
Christina carries on running, Firewire still running after her
Firewire: He didn't mean it mate, he was just joking
Christina turns around
Christina: Yes he did! He hates me!
Firewire: Don't be stupid! You are his daughter! why would he hate you?
Christina: That is the thing.. I am not his daughter, just his step-daughter, and now Mum has died, he doesn't care about me anymore! All he cares about is Sam.. his "Blood" son!
Christina Breaks down in the middle of the road, Firewire comes and picks her up
Firewire: Lets go back to mine, you look like you could do with a cup of tea. Come on, we can talk about it later
In Annie and BigSisters house
Annie has come downstairs, she is at the table in fits of laughter
Annie: This is the funniest thing EVER!
BigSister: No it is not Annie, it is just a misunderstanding
Darenn: A very big one! Do you have any hotels or B&B's around here? You see i come from Liverpool, and it is nearly Dark now.
BigSister: Well there is a B&B over the road?
Darenn: Oh very well, i will be off then
Annie: Mum! You cannot let him go over to the B&B! Do you know how much Princess charges to people she does not know!
BigSister: Well, where else can he go?
Annie: He can stay here for the night!
The back of a Cab
It is now midnight, Fom is sitting in the back of a Cab
Callum: Where do you want me to take you then mate?
Fom: To the airport please
Callum: Very well, where are you going then?
Fom: Anywhere, away from here
Fom looks up at Supernoodles house, and then at his own house. Ninastar is looking out of the window
Fom- (Whispering) I'm sorry
The Cab drives off into the distance
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Episode 4
Firewires House
Firewire and Christina are sat on the sofa, he has his arm around her and she is crying into his chest
Christina: Where did it all go wrong! Me and dad, we were best friends once upon a time! He loved me, like i loved him
Firewire: Look hun, he is just angry and in pain. I am sure he will get over it soon?
Christina: When will Soon come? He has been like this for the past few months, ever since Mum died! He used to call me his daughter, now he tells everyone i am his step-daughter
Firewire: But you are...
Christina: I know i am! But i still cannot help it! As much as i want to be his daughter, i am not! I hate myslef, my life and everybody!
Firewire: Don't say that!
Christina: Like Dad said, i am no use to anyone around here
Firewire: Don't be stupid, you are nice and pretty and you are the kindest person i have ever met.. Happy?
Christina sits up and Kisses Him, he pushes her away. Christina stands up, and runs out into the square. She lies down on the bench, sobbing. She closes her eyes
Annie and BigSisters house
It is morning and Darenn is lying on the sofa reading the "Womans own" magazine, Annie walks in
Darenn: Oh, good morning dear, nice sleep?
Annie: Yes thanks, how about you? I know the sofa is a bit hard
Darenn: Oh lovely thankyou dear. Where is your mother?
BigSister walks in
BigSister: I'm here. Good morning, is everyone okay?
Darenn: Yes thankyou, you know dear, you have the prettiest eyes i have ever seen!
BigSister: Oh, why thankyou! Annie, i need to have a word, in the Kitchen.
Annie: Oh, okay?
Ninastars house
Ninastar wakes up, Fom still hasn't come back. She picks up her phone and tries ringing him again. It just goes straight to answer phone
NinaStar: Hmmm
Billy, Princess and Shauns house
Billy is the son of Princess and Shaun. Billy is 22, and has his way with the ladies. Shaun is 45, and likes a drink now and again in the vic. He owns the bookies, and likes a gamble. Princess is 42 years old and works at the queen vic. All three of them are sitting around the table eating breakfast. They are discussing the prospect of Billy renting out a flat of his own
Shaun: Well, you better start thinking about it soon son, before me and your mum start to get wrinkly, we have lives too you know
Billy: I know, but i cannot afford anywh...
Princess: Don't give me any of that rubbish Billy, You are 22 and already earning a fortune doing all of your investing in that new supermarket
Billy: Yeah, well there is such a thing as saving you know
Princess: Yes and Me and your father want to sell up here and go on our romantic holiday to Venice for a month! Don't we dear
Shaun:(Sarcastically) Whatever you want my dear
Princess lets off a huge grin as Shaun rolls his eyes
Annie and BigSisters house
Annie and BigSister are in the kitchen
Annie: What!
BigSister: What, i was only trying to help!
Annie: So you let him stay for another week in MY Room! No Way!
BigSister: What, it is only a week! The poor man cannot get home!
Annie: Isn't that against the law? I am only 19, and i am going to share my room with a 35 year old bloke
BigSister: He is Gay dear, it is not like he is going to try and make a move. Unless he likes both sexes, what do they call those people? Mixed or something?
Annie: Bi-sexual Mum! And anyway, who knows what he is! He might be a phsyco for all you know!
BigSister: Don't be stupid! He is lovely!
Annie: Agghrr!
Annie walks out of the kitchen and up to her room
The square
Christina wakes up. She is lying on the bench still. She gets up and walks back over to the vic, she walks inside, and locks all of the doors. She walks behind the bar and pours a glass of Vodka, which she downs. She starts to cry hysterically
Back in the square Ninastar comes out of her house. Callum is getting out of his cab, he spots Ninastar
Callum: NinaStar, how are you dear?
Ninastar: Well, not good actually. Fom did not come back last night. I am really worried
Callum: What do you mean? I drove Fom to the airport last night, said he was getting away from here, i just thought it was a joke
NinaStar: The airport?
Supernoodles house
The phone rings. Supernoodles picks it up. It is Fom
Fom: Get out of there now.. It is you i want!
Supernoodles: What?
Fom: Come down to the airport, i will be waiting! If you are not there by 2 o clock, i will get on the plane alone, and me and you will be over. But if you want to spend the rest of your life with me, then come to the airport by 2, Understood?
Supernoodles:What do you mean. I don't underst...
Fom: I Love you
Fom hangs up
Supernoodles: Fom.. FOM!
Supernoodles looks at the clock, it is half past 11. She opens the kitchen draw, and pulls out a passport
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Episode 5
Princess, Billy and Shauns house
Princess comes into the kitchen to find Billy looking at the house ads in the newspaper
Princess: Morning love, Looking at houses?
Billy: Yeah, to rent. They have a few nice ones down in the new block of flats where Supernoodles has moved?
Princess: Oh really? Sounds nice! How much?
Billy: Only £125 a week, with free broadbrand
Princess: Deal, you should go for it!
Billy: What are you going to do with the house when you go off to Venice?
Princess: What do you mean? We are only going for a couple of weeks
Billy: I know, but I have something that may change your mind, a competition
Princess: Competition for what?
Billy: To win a free apartment on the edge of the river. You get all of your bills paid for free and you get free groceries for a year
Princess: Yes dear, but what are the chances of me winning that?
Billy: You have every chance! Only people who live in Walford are allowed to enter, and they are doing the grand prize draw in the vic!
Princess: Oh my god! Where do you enter!!!
Supernoodles House
Supernoodles is packing a bag. she still has tears rolling down her eyes. She has her passport ready and is about to go out of the door, when someone walks in instead! It is MichaelO, Supernoodles husband! MichaelO is a 24 year old well built male
Michael0: And where do you think you're going?
Supernoodles: Ermm, Nowhere. How was the holiday?
She glances at the clock, it is now 1 o clock
Michael0: Right then, do i get a cup of tea from my beautiful girlfriend or do i have to do it myself?
Supernodles: Look babe, i really have to go.. we need milk
Supernoodles puts the bag down and runs out of the door, with just her passport in her pocket
Michael0: Oh, Bye
Annie and BigSisters house
BigSister: Darenn, we have decided that you can stay here for a few weeks if you want?
Darenn: What! Really?
Annie: No..
Darenn: Oh, never mind
BigSister: No, Annie was just joking, of course you can!
Darenn: Oh thankyou! You are a Hero! Now, where is the local pub? We need to celebrate!
Annie Sighs
The vic
The pub is now open. Christina is at the bar serving, Firewire walks in and comes up to the bar
Firewire: I think we need to talk
Christina: No we don't. It was a mistake, nothing happened
Firewire: I am not stupid. You clearly made a move on me last night and i want to know why?
Christina: Look, just forget about it, like you said, look towards the future, not the past!
Firewire walks away as Sam walks in with Hannah
Sam: Well, look at you two lovers then
Christina: Why don't you get your Stupid little face and hit it against a brick wall!
Firewire: Leave it Christina
Hannah: How dare you talk to Sammy boy like that!
Christina: And You are!
Hannah: I am Sams girlfriend, Hannah
Hannah pulls a cheeky smile at Christina. She is a feisty 14 year old girl with a great fashion sense. BigSister and Darenn walk into the pub. Darenn is wearing a furry coat and pink skin-tight trousers
BigSister: And here she is, the Queen Vic
Darenn: Well, it is hardly the sexiest place in the world, But it will do! I am buying the first round, what do you want?
BigSister: No, I oblige, the first round is on me!
Darenn: Oh, okay then, if you must. I will have a Cocktail please, Now where is the Dj, we need to put on some decent music!
Sam: What are you wearing mate, i though Paris Hilton had walked in for a minute!
Darenn: For a guy like me that is a compliment
Sam: Well, for a guy like me, it isn't
Hannah and Sam laugh, Darenn walks off to get a table
Sam: What a weirdo!
Hannah: I know, Maybe he was looking for the Gay bar?
They both start laughing again
Sam: Well, if he slept round BigSisters house last night, No wonder he has turned gay
They both start laughing again
Christina: Anyway you two, you are not allowed in the Bar, so I suggest you leave now, or I will kick you out!
Sam: Try it
Hannah: Come on Sam, lets just go! Leave your lonely sister here
Sam: oh, she isn’t my sister, just my step sister. Thank god we are not blood related, I couldn’t bear to have the same blood as her!
Christina: Just get out!
Sam: She is just jealous because my dad never abused me when I was younger!
Christina: Just GET OUT!
They both walk out, Laughing, as Princess walks in to find Shaun sitting at the bar
Princess: Oh! Just the man I needed!
Shaun: Hello My Darling, and your morning has been?
Princess: Brilliant thankyou, I have entered a competition!
Shaun: What competition?
Princess points to a poster with the details of the Venice competition, up on the wall near the door
Shaun: Oh my god
Princess: I know! How exciting! It means we can live there! Not just go there!… Oh my god, That “Oh my god” Was a bad “Oh My god” wasn’t it
Shaun: Oh no dear, whatever you want, anyway, I better be off to the bank! No time to talk at this current moment
Princess: Oh, Bye then
Christina: See you Shaun
The Airport
Supernoodles is in the airport looking for Fom. Ninastar is also in the airport, looking for Fom. Supernoodles goes into the waiting room, and finds Fom, With Ninastar !They are kissing
Ninastar: I thought you had gone!
Fom: I Love you so much, i will never do that again
They are both crying. Fom sees Supernoodles, who is also Crying. He mimes to her with his mouth
Fom: I'm Sorry
The allotments
Shaun enters the allotments. He walks up to a girl and kisses her passionately
Shaun: Another week and we can be out of here. Just me and you babe, no Princess, no Billy. Just us
The Girls face is shown, She is only 17 years old. She has a pretty face and looks nothing like the 45 year old Shaun. It is…
JDIZZEL: Oh, I do love you Shaun!
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Episode 6
The Allotments
Shaun: Well I should hope you do love me! Two tickets to Venice on a plane is a lot, Not taking into account the cost of the house!
JDIZZEL: Don’t ruin the mood Shaun, I am sick of discussing costs! As long as I am with you, I am happy
Shaun: Well, these things need to be discussed!
JDIZZEL: Oh Shaun, Just shut up and Kiss me!
Supernoodle and Michael0s house
Supernoodles walks in. She is crying hysterically. Michael0 is sitting on the sofa, he stands up
Michael0: What's the matter Darl..
Supernoodles: Just Go away
Michael: Babe, Talk to me
Supernoodles: Just LEAVE ME ALONE!
Michael0: Not until you tell me whats wro...
Supernoodles: I SAID GET OUT!!!
Supernoodles pushes Michael0 out of the door and slams it in his face
The Back of Callums cab
Ninastar: I do not know what on earth possesed you hunny! one minute you were fine, next yo...
Fom: Just forget about it babe! I had a bad day and just wanted to get out of this place
Ninastar: So you thought you would leave me and the baby behind did you?
Callum: Baby? Who's having a baby
Fom: Well you let that one go didn't you?
Ninastar: Well, i am Pregnant Callum, but you cannot tell anyone! Me and Fom want to wait until after the 12 week scan
Callum: oooh! A Baby! Fom, you deserve to walk home, Leaving your fiance and baby alone while you planned to travel the world to get away from here..
Ninastar: Callum, just leave it
Fom: Callum, stop here!
Ninastar: What do you mean?
Fom: C'mon, we are walking
Ninastar: We are nowhere near home?
Fom: Just get out, i don't want to be in the company of nosey pants any longer.
Ninastar: Fom!
Callum: Well i am sorry for looking out for people!
Fom: Well, we can look after ourselves thankyou very much
Fom pulls Ninastar out of the Cab. They are just outside Walford
Ninastar: I am so sorry Callum, How much will that be?
Callum: No, No, On the house for you and the bump
Ninastar: Oh, why thankyou
Callum: You know where i am if you need me right?
Fom: C'mon, we're off
The cab pulls off
Shaun, Princess and Billy’s house
Shaun: I’m Home!
Princess: Where the hell were you!
Shaun: At the bank, like I said?
Billy: It is obvious he was going out to see some fancy woman and get some on the side mum. Haha
Princess: Don’t be so stupid Billy! And anyway, the bank was closed today, so, tell the truth! Where did you go?
Shaun: Darling, I cannot tell you! It is going to be a surprise
Princess: TELL ME!
Shaun: I went to the travel agents to book some tickets to Venice! Happy?
Princess: What! Give over!
Shaun: I have!
Princess: Oh my God! I Love you!
Princess jumps on Shaun in excitement
Firewires house
The door knocks, Firewire opens it. It is Christina, she has been crying
Christina: Like you said, we need to talk
Firewire grabs Christina in his arms, and they hug passionately
Firewire: I was Scared
Christina: Yes, and I was in love
Firewire: And now, so am I!
Firewire moves in for a kiss. They Kiss passionately. Christina pulls Firewires top off, and they walk inside
Supernoodle and Michael0s house
Supernoodles is sitting with her back up against the door. Michael0 is outside the door, trying to convince her to let him in
Supernoodles: Will you just go away Michael0!
Michael0: not until you let me in and we talk about what is wrong!
Supernoodles: If you do not go away, i will never speak to you again!
Michael0: Well where the hell am i supposed to go!?
Supernoodles: I dunno, the Vic or something. Just leave me alone!
Michael0 walks down the flat steps and into the square looking angry. Fom and Ninastar see him
Ninastar: Well, i wonder what was the matter with him?
Fom: I dunno, look, i need to go and see someone about the wedding. But you can't come, it is going to be a surprise
Ninastar: Promise?
Fom: Promise..
Ninstar: Fair enough, i am going to go in and have a rest
Fom: Okay Babe, I Love you
Ninastar: Do you?
Fom: Yes
Ninastar: Fair enough, But I still have not forgiven you. I was so scared today!
Fom: I Said I was sorry! I just wanted to go and see a friend for the weekend. Anyway, I am glad we walked back, our talk was nice. I Love you
Ninastar: Whatever
Ninastar walks in to her house. Fom makes his way over to Supernoodles. He starts to walk up the stairs to her flat and hears her crying. Fom knocks on the flat door, seconds before a Gunshot rings from Supernoodles Flat across the square. Silence
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Wow! What an excting first week! I have a few spoilers for next week!
A New family arrives, with a big debt on their back
JDIZZEL: I think we have been found out
Join me on Monday in the main thread Here (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=108252&page=1) For the next episode!
Thanks for watching!
Lewis x x x