Chantelle 'a fake, plastic slap addict' [Chantelle/Jodie Vid incl.]

[MrGaryy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE6xfgVV5oE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZCXJ2mIQYU

Chantelle Houghton has been criticised for her fake breasts and tan on new programme Snog Marry Avoid?

The Celebrity Big Brother star stood before the computerised Personal Overhaul Device (POD) on the show, which assessed her need for a make-under.

At first, the POD confused Houghton with glamour model Katie Price, explaining: "Sorry, the massive fake oranges were confusing me. Did the man from Del Monte say yes?"

When Houghton argued that she was "golden" rather than orange, the POD quipped: "Like 24 carrots?"

Houghton said: "When I put my makeup on and stuff, I feel like there's a barrier and I want to see what I do look like all natural."

POD replied: "You are a fake, plastic slap addict and you will undergo my 'Stop before it's too late' make-under."

Model Jodie Marsh, who also appears on the show, recently said she would "love to go back and be a pretty girl again".

Snog Marry Avoid? begins February 16 at 8.30pm on BBC Three.

DS (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a146518/houghton-a-fake-plastic-slap-addict.html)

[Fom]

I want to see her made under!!

[Wildcat!]

I thought Jodie Marsh looked alright made under.

[Dom:D]

:bored:

[officialleafan]

She's so insecure about herself. I thought she was so pretty pre-CBB and during it. But something went wrong...blame Preston.

[arista]

Originally posted by officialleafan
She's so insecure about herself. I thought she was so pretty pre-CBB and during it. But something went wrong...blame Preston.


Blame Preston
No Way.



She Locked him out of his own home
what went wrong was Endemol.
Fact.

[BigOz]

Chantelle was the typical I want it all : money fame etc. girl. And she just became on of them

[supernoodles!]

HOW harsh?lol

[WoopieGeorge]

When is this on??

[Marsh.]

Admin deleted.

[supernoodles!]

aww lovely your back

[Jake!]

Well maybe he should go again?

[supernoodles!]

can i just ask where do u get off coming on a forum and insulting someone you don`t even know why don`t you get a grip ?

[Tom]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
can i just ask where do u get off coming on a forum and insulting someone you don`t even know why don`t you get a grip ?

because he's sad and pathetic and has no life

he wouldn't say boo to a goose in real life because he's probably the one everyone hates in school

the only way for him to gain authority over people is by saying stuff on the internet when hes hiding behind a computer

if he said the stuff in real life he says on here he'd know he'd get a smack

[supernoodles!]

yeh its pretty obvious tbh.Or maybe its because there a 20 stone beach whale with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp and whos chances of loosing their virginity before the age of 40 are slim to none.Id love to know what made them come to the conclusion that I am a 'slag' even If I was I`m not going to explain myself to some ****** on an internet forum

[Novo]

Her voice is boring but amazing

[Wildcat!]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
yeh its pretty obvious tbh.Or maybe its because there a 20 stone beach whale with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp and whos chances of loosing their virginity before the age of 40 are slim to none.Id love to know what made them come to the conclusion that I am a 'slag' even If I was I`m not going to explain myself to some ****** on an internet forum

:shocked::shocked::shocked:

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Aint_mad_atcha
Originally posted by supernoodles!
yeh its pretty obvious tbh.Or maybe its because there a 20 stone beach whale with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp and whos chances of loosing their virginity before the age of 40 are slim to none.Id love to know what made them come to the conclusion that I am a 'slag' even If I was I`m not going to explain myself to some ****** on an internet forum

:shocked::shocked::shocked:


why the shocked faces?

[Wildcat!]

Never seen you go off like that before. LOL. Someone mustve wound you up pretty good.

[xkatex]

I think Chanetelle seems a lovely girl but I do think she's trying to base herself around Jordan when she first came out. She does look really fake, she is pretty but she's ruining her looks with all that make up and orange tan.

[supernoodles!]

haha I wasn`t going off it,nope I`m not wound up just find it difficult to understand this ******* mentality

[James]

08marsh deleted post - :yuk: I would have given a warning for that... though there was another impolite post to another member before it - now deleted... so don't do it again.

[robb]

I liked Chantelle in CBB, but she has become another Jordan wannabee. A bit like that horrid Nicola bint in I'm A Celeb Get Me In the Mags.

[Shaun]

Watching her on Snog, Marry, Avoid atm. She looked worse after the "make-under" IMO. But she doesn't need as much makeup/tan/etc. as she uses.

[MrGaryy]

Here's her "make under":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY4wBJbbXM0

Oh and I've added Jodie's analysis from the POD to the OP.:angel:

[Firewire]

She does wear a lot of fake tan.