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The_Dabbler
17-02-2009, 10:40 AM
I’m looking to start up my own sinister empire. I’ve been watching a lot of early Bond films recently and I think SPECTRE’s business model could have potential.

Does anyone know where I can recruit some henchmen?
Ninastar
17-02-2009, 10:43 AM
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Lewis.
17-02-2009, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by Ninastar
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Haha. :lovedup:
Ninastar
17-02-2009, 10:46 AM
Start off with antartica?
Ninastar
17-02-2009, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by Lewiis.Xx
Originally posted by Ninastar
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Haha. :lovedup:

:tongue::lovedup:
Lewis.
17-02-2009, 10:54 AM
Yeah you and me we can ride on a star
If you stay with me girl
We can rule the world
Yeah you and me we can light up the sky
If you stay by my side
We can rule the world
Nicky.
17-02-2009, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by Ninastar
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Exactly my thoughts!

Take Nina's advice :tongue:
Lauren
17-02-2009, 01:35 PM
Get yer choppers round this piece of totty.

http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/19120/wm/pd967013.jpg

And he'll tell you the World's secrets.
SMOOCH UP.
30stone
17-02-2009, 01:42 PM
Following in my footsteps I see...
Nicky.
17-02-2009, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
Get yer choppers round this piece of totty.

http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/19120/wm/pd967013.jpg

And he'll tell you the World's secrets.
SMOOCH UP.

It's like the people of TiBB have the best advice ever :lovedup:
andyman
17-02-2009, 01:46 PM
Too complex these days... You need to take control of a nation by the legal vote and slowly crush any political party rivals..
You will need money! Lots of money! Build a vast army, make the people love you and trust the government... Bully nations near you, weaken their ecconemy by flooding their market with fake money, start up terror groups etc... A war will happen but you would have been planning for this as the others have not!
Breed! Best to have a high birthrate for the pre-war years... You could follow the nazi model (1930s).
Scarlett.
17-02-2009, 04:12 PM
Nuclear warheads...I have a few in't back room if your interested
Locke.
17-02-2009, 04:14 PM
Watch Pinky and The Brain, that'll give you some tips.
Sticks
17-02-2009, 04:47 PM
Just buy out the Microsoft corporation

Simple yet effective
The_Dabbler
24-03-2009, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by Chewy
Nuclear warheads...I have a few in't back room if your interested

I can only go as high as a tenner though - credit crunch and all that
Mark
24-03-2009, 01:01 PM
Start a religion
arista
24-03-2009, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by The_Dabbler
Originally posted by Chewy
Nuclear warheads...I have a few in't back room if your interested

I can only go as high as a tenner though - credit crunch and all that


If you had Nukes you would be very Rich.

A Tenner
best go to AdsaWalmart
for best Value.



Life In The City.
Dom:D
24-03-2009, 04:12 PM
:conf2:
bronaaaa
24-03-2009, 04:42 PM
Become a politicain :shrug: