Elimination 2: Live Topic [Shaun wins] [Game Over]

[Shaun]

Mine's clean :tongue:

"Ip, dip, sky blue. Who's it? Not you."

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Shaun
Mine's clean :tongue:

"Ip, dip, sky blue. Who's it? Not you."

That's not like you! lol.

And christina I remember your one from when I was at infant school.

[Christina]

Originally posted by Shaun
I'd rather know someone secretly hated me than carry on a fake friendship :\ Id rather carry it on just to stop any confrontations.. id hate being in arguments!

[Ross]

I think ya'll should get the views up to 50,000 like Elimination 1.

[Christina]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Shaun
Mine's clean :tongue:

"Ip, dip, sky blue. Who's it? Not you."

That's not like you! lol.

And christina I remember your one from when I was at infant school.

Lol its the only one i remember, Shaun's seems quite easy too!

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross
I think ya'll should get the views up to 50,000 like Elimination 1.


:tongue:we're trying. We;re doing well considering we all busy and only 4 have gone. where were we last time at this point in the game?

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by Shaun
I'd rather know someone secretly hated me than carry on a fake friendship :\

Bingooooooooooooooooo. :thumbs:

[Ross]

I'm currently so happy, Swansea are beating Fulham 1-0 away in the FA Cup, if we win we get Man Utd at home!! Come on Swans!

[Shaun]

I'm going for a random walk. I normally do this about 1am but I'm a bit more tired than usual, so I'll get it out of the way now. Be back in about an hour. <333

[Ross]

Originally posted by Shaun
I'm going for a random walk. I normally do this about 1am but I'm a bit more tired than usual, so I'll get it out of the way now. Be back in about an hour. <333
a.k.a dogging

[Novo]

Jason scotland AGAIN

who else scores for swansea these days :joker:

[Ross]

Originally posted by .Andy.
Jason scotland AGAIN

who else scores for swansea these days :joker:
Gomez, Tate.... sometimes haha. :joker:

[Ross]

FFS! 1-1 now. **** off Fulham :mad:

[Novo]

Clint " the yank " dempsey

[JOSHUAH!]

Alright Football end.

I'M WATCHING MISTRESSES BBC1
:love:

[Novo]

Sorry Ross

Zamora......

[Ross]

**** sake, losing now.

Twats.

[Loukas]

Lets Do Something... *SCREAMS*

*Runs*
*Jumps*

:tongue:

[Benjamin]

http://i42.tinypic.com/vngego.jpg

[LemonJam]

I love Shameless me. :)

[Sam!]

Originally posted by LemonJam
I love Shameless me. :)

Same.

[Ross]

Andy is it wrong everytime I scroll past your signature, I'm scrolling back up to check out their packages? :laugh:

[Sam!]

Originally posted by Ross
Andy is it wrong everytime I scroll past your signature, I'm scrolling back up to check out their packages? :laugh:

haha!

[Z]

I just lost the game.



I've been revising for 6 hours solid and I've still not covered everything. I want to die. My exam's at 1pm tomorrow and I haven't actually learned anything, I've just been typing it all up into mind maps so that I can learn it. Deathhhhhhh.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Sam!
Originally posted by Ross
Andy is it wrong everytime I scroll past your signature, I'm scrolling back up to check out their packages? :laugh:

haha!

Thank you. Somebody else does that. I thought it was just me! lol. :hello:

[Shaun]

Yes, I was dogging Ross. Back :)

Which reminds me of a time when I was with a few friends, and we stopped in some car park and a car flashed at us. So we thought "...THEY WANT TO DOG." so we flashed like crazy and they didn't do anything.

So we past them & away, shouting "**** OFF, YOU FRIGID WANKERS."

[Novo]

Stop perving on my Sig

If your going to do it just + my karma

as a thank you

[Shaun]

Is it inappropriate to find Debbie from Shameless quite hot now?

Not as hot as Carl mind (...*drool*), but still.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by .Andy.
Stop perving on my Sig

If your going to do it just + my karma

as a thank you

it's your fault. You just made me look again. Stop posting, lol.

will + your karma

[Jen]

Nominated. :D

I feel one of mine is pretty Obvious LOL... I'd save HE/she all time.
I found the second one much harder... so I did what Christina did.. :P

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Nominated. :D

I feel one of mine is pretty Obvious LOL... I'd save HE/she all time.
I found the second one much harder... so I did what Christina did.. :P



good evening Jen/God/hyacinth Bucket. :tongue:

[Jen]

Hello Benny.
How have you been?

:lovedup:

[Novo]

Double figure karma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loukas]

OMFG. Everyone i just found out that im going to see lily allen in shepards bush! :love: YEY!!

[Jen]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
in shepards bush!



LOL








Sry.

[Loukas]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
in shepards bush!



LOL








Sry.


Oooo. WOW. I'm slow.. Jen :blush2:

[Shaun]

I wonder if Ben & Jenny are as tasty as Ben & Jerry's.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Shaun
I wonder if Ben & Jenny are as tasty as Ben & Jerry's.

We are.

:lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

[Z]

I've given up for the evening. **** my life, I spend 6 hours TYPING and I can guarantee I'll get absolutely bejesused for it when he hands back this shitty exam paper I have to do tomorrow. But no, my suffering doesn't end there, because after that 3 hour long bitch session from 1pm-4pm tomorrow, I then have to race home and write another 800 words for my dissertation, taking the total to 4000, then sort it into the form of an essay, to be handed in on Thursday.

**** you world, **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you.

Also **** you for making me say **** you all the time.



G'night TiBB, probs be online a bit more tomorrow while I'm conjuring 800 words up pah.X

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Hello Benny.
How have you been?

:lovedup:

Been good. Had extreme hangover today though at work. Staff party last night.

Why are staff parties so dramatic? The usual party characters (for every party) were there:


*The Throws-Up-and-weeps-uncontrollably-girl

*The I'm-17-and-can't-handle-my-drink-will-fall-everywhere-be-a-pest-and-dribble-down-myself-boy

*The Bitch and Bitch 2: Who proceed to claim they are best friends and then get drunk and slag each other off and have a major cat fight over a REALLY ugly guy.

*The Party-Psycho: Who goes mental and gets angry with everyone because she's not getting attention, then stroms around, shouts, stamps foot, folds arms, throws a hissy fit, sulks then storms out and goes home in a major parade as she marches from the building.

*The Boss: who looks terrified at the start of the night before anyone is drunk and by the time the party is over looks mortified at what the hell he hires to work for him

oh and not to forget...


* The Work Hussy: Who at every cahnce when drunk insists on lifting up her teeny tiny rag she wears as a top and giving us a glance at her prized chest melons while girating around the lads giggling like a bi*ch.


All in all, cracking night. :thumbs:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Shaun
I wonder if Ben & Jenny are as tasty as Ben & Jerry's.

We are.

:lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

Indeed we are! :wink:

[Shaun]

Greg's got 800 problems and a bitch ain't one? :(

*has a sly lick of Ben&Jenny*

[Shaun]

I am SO the party-psycho.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Shaun
Greg's got 800 problems and a bitch ain't one? :(

*has a sly lick of Ben&Jenny*

hell no, no try before you buy young man!:nono:


Jen beat the boy!

http://i43.tinypic.com/20mtmu.jpg

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Zee
I've given up for the evening. **** my life, I spend 6 hours TYPING and I can guarantee I'll get absolutely bejesused for it when he hands back this shitty exam paper I have to do tomorrow. But no, my suffering doesn't end there, because after that 3 hour long bitch session from 1pm-4pm tomorrow, I then have to race home and write another 800 words for my dissertation, taking the total to 4000, then sort it into the form of an essay, to be handed in on Thursday.

**** you world, **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you.

Also **** you for making me say **** you all the time.



G'night TiBB, probs be online a bit more tomorrow while I'm conjuring 800 words up pah.X

Mate dont worry about it too much x :) Night x

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Shaun
I am SO the party-psycho.

that does not suprise me. :tongue:

[Shaun]

**** it. Probably get salmonella, or syphallis, anyway.

[Benjamin]

you nommed yet shaun?

[Shaun]

I have indeed. I won't say who though, because it was really tough for me between 3 people. I'll say who those 3 were though :tongue: You, Jen & Zee.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Shaun
I have indeed. I won't say who though, because it was really tough for me between 3 people. I'll say who those 3 were though :tongue: You, Jen & Zee.
well Ben and Jenny's should win everytime. :hello:

(we are uber delicious you know? lol)

[Ross]

This topic is very homo-erotic. :joker:

[Shaun]

You wouldn't have it any other way, Rossikins.

[Ross]

Yes I would.
Where's the lesbians at?
Bring 'em in.

[Benjamin]

helloooooo?


anybody?



http://i42.tinypic.com/vngego.jpg

[Ross]

There's only one more person left to voteeeeee :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

Hegegegegegegegeguilljyuik.

[Ross]

It's amby it is. Where is she? :sad:

p.s: Shaun come on msn now.

[Shaun]

I don't do MSN.

Internet's too slow for it to run :(

[Ross]

You suck, suck, suck, suck.

[Shaun]

:sad:

[Ross]

Shaun get views up, click click click.

[Shaun]

klik.

[Ross]

klik klik

[LemonJam]

OH HEY!!!

[Ross]

Hey LJ :-)

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by Ross
Hey LJ :-)

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Bitches are always a good thing :wink:

[Damaris]

Ahhhh i am out.

Oh i knew it anyway.

Watch out younger memberrs of TiBB you may be out soon.

[Ross]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Ross
Hey LJ :-)

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Bitches are always a good thing :wink:
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

[Lewis.]

Hey guys. Nice day?

[Ross]

Great Lewis, you? :hugesmile:

[Lewis.]

Fine thanks :) Got lot of revisioin to do for Exam on Friday :sad: It counts for 25 percent of my GCSE so i better get revising

Speak to you all later :kiss:

[Novo]

Originally posted by Mambo
Ahhhh i am out.

Oh i knew it anyway.

Watch out younger memberrs of TiBB you may be out soon.

the door is straight ahead

[Ross]

Bye Lewis, don't let the door hit you on the way out!

[bronaaaa]

:wavey:

[Ross]

Results coming up from nominations!

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Ross
Results coming up from nominations!

Oh golly :conf2:

[Shaun]

Oh mammy. Oh mammy mammy blue.

[Ross]

Nominations opened once again and you all had to nominate to save two of your fellow contestants. I said that the two or more contestants with the least save nominations would face the next Elimination of the game... and the two with the most save votes would be safe from the next Elimination (cannot be nominated BUT can still nominate) first of all, the unlucky contestants who recieved the least save votes, therefore facing Elimination are...


amby & .Andy. & DoubleTrouble


And the lucky two contestants who recieved the most save votes therefore safe from next Elimination were...

JOSHUAH! - 5 save votes
Christina - 4 save votes
--------------------------------------
Lewis:) - 3 save votes
JDIZZEL - 2 save votes
Dezzy - 2 save votes
Nicky - 2 save votes
Zee - 2 save votes
Shaun - 2 save votes
LemonJam - 2 save votes
Sam! - 2 save votes
ukturtle - 1 save vote
bronaa - 1 save vote
Gazbo - 1 save vote
--------------------------------
amby - 0 save votes
.Andy. - 0 save votes
DoubleTrouble - 0 save votes


You can now u2u me with the name of the contestant you want to Eliminate from the game. The deadline to vote by is TONIGHT @ 9:30pm.

Anyone can vote, except the nominated contestants, all other contestants in the game can vote - one vote per member. Remember you're voting to EVICT.

[bronaaaa]

I reallt thought I'd be up today =o
Good luck you three :hug:

[Novo]

good luck guys

[Shaun]

Oooh, good luck :\ I'm not gonna vote, I've only voted in an elimination once (A)

Thanks to the two who saved me, whoever you were.

[Nicky.]

Oooh - good luck you 3 :hug:

Thanks for my 2 votes guys :) :bigsmile:

[Z]

Thanks for my 2 votes babezzz.

[Ross]

bbs.

[Nicky.]

I had a right good day today!

I woke up late, so I got 3/4 extra sleep.. then I left my house at 8.10 to go to the bus stop on the main road (The school bus comes at 7.55) to get public one.. then my friends were texting me like where are you? did you manage to get there on time?

So I was like weird.. so I got on the bus and the traffic just stood still! It was chocca for 3 miles! A 5-10 minute journey took 45 minutes! I got 43 texts from when I woke up till when I got to school!

I arrived at school at 9.10.. so missed reg and 10 minutes of science! (Well, was more like 15.. I strolled slowly xD)

Loads of people were late! Was pretty funny xD

Everyone on bus was on there phones like I'm stuck in traffic.. will be there soon.. I don't think they realised it would take that long!! xD

[Shaun]

Sluts.

[Ross]

Skivers.

[Nicky.]

I could have walked there quicker xD

and I never skive :angel:

[Z]

Well I did my exam today. I have no idea how well it went, it was 3 hours of hand destroying numbness.





Now to do my dissertation. scream.

[Benjamin]

Evening all. Hows everyone?:xyxwave:

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Evening all. Hows everyone?:xyxwave:

:wavey: I'm alright, you ?

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by bronaa
Originally posted by ukturtle
Evening all. Hows everyone?:xyxwave:

:wavey: I'm alright, you ?


I'm good. Been working. How come the time to vote for elimination is only till 9.30? is it because of the task Ross is giving us later? I don't know who to vote for either.

[Benjamin]

I want to know who my vote to save was from.

[andyman]

Who is up? Is it vote to evict or to save? When does the public vote start?

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by andyman
Who is up? Is it vote to evict or to save? When does the public vote start?

vote to evict, yeah you got until 9.30 tonight to vote between:


Amby vs. DoubleTrouble vs. .Andy.

[Novo]

Amby v doubletrouble

It is Andyman

vote to evict one of those 2 :flower:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by .Andy.
Amby v doubletrouble

It is Andyman

vote to evict one of those 2 :flower: :nono::nono::nono:


tut tut, lol, You forgot to put your name there andy. lol.

[Lewis.]

Aww wow, Thanks Guys! I was not expecting to be 3rd!

I am just watching Waterloo road from last week! You guys up to much?

x

[Benjamin]

not a lot, just finished work. and now chilling.

Waiting for the task tonight from Ross.

[andyman]

ahhhh... I know where my epic vote is going!

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by ukturtle
I want to know who my vote to save was from.

Same :tongue:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by bronaa
Originally posted by ukturtle
I want to know who my vote to save was from.

Same :tongue:

lol, I know who voted to save you. :tongue:

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by bronaa
Originally posted by ukturtle
I want to know who my vote to save was from.

Same :tongue:

lol, I know who voted to save you. :tongue:

:shocked:

[Ross]

Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.

[Benjamin]

evening Ross. What time is the task tonight?

[Ross]

10.00pm, oooooooooh.

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Ross
10.00pm, oooooooooh.

:shocked: Desperate Housewives

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross
10.00pm, oooooooooh.


lol. it better be good, lol. Or else I will get many fat ladies tocome to your house and jiggle their sweaty chest melons in your face.:tongue:

[Ross]

Brona :-o
I know!

I'm going to watch that, I will post the task and it doesn't have to be completed the next day anyway so aslong as you read it.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by bronaa
Originally posted by Ross
10.00pm, oooooooooh.

:shocked: Desperate Housewives


:laugh2:


I picture your face lookin exactly like that shocked smiley at seeing the task clashes with Desperate Houswives. lol.

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Ross
Brona :-o
I know!

I'm going to watch that, I will post the task and it doesn't have to be completed the next day anyway so aslong as you read it.

Oh ok :bigsmile:

LOL Ben :blush2:

[Ross]

I'm naked.
Klik klik klik.

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Ross
I'm naked.
Klik klik klik.

Oh lovelyy :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross
I'm naked.
Klik klik klik. :conf2:







:tongue:

[Ross]

Originally posted by bronaa
Originally posted by Ross
I'm naked.
Klik klik klik.

Oh lovelyy :laugh:
Left to right, right to left, left to right, right, right, left, left and pose.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by bronaa
Originally posted by Ross
I'm naked.
Klik klik klik.

Oh lovelyy :laugh:
Left to right, right to left, left to right, right, right, left, left and pose.



:bawling:

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by bronaa
Originally posted by Ross
I'm naked.
Klik klik klik.

Oh lovelyy :laugh:
Left to right, right to left, left to right, right, right, left, left and pose.



:bawling:

[Ross]

whut!

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross
whut!



lol.

[Ross]

Touch it, go on.

[Shaun]

Hey Mama.

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Ross
whut!

:laugh:
I'm about to get my din dins :tongue:

[bronaaaa]

Hello Shaun :banana:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross
Touch it, go on.


Unfortunately my hands are busy rolling a cigarrette. Ask JDIZZEL she'll touch it. :tongue:

[Ross]

Shaun will touch it, fuff the rest of you.

Shaun.... *glow*

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross
Shaun will touch it, fuff the rest of you.

Shaun.... *glow*

*shoves shaun across the room nearer to Ross, while chanting with Bronaa 'Touch it, touch it, touch it'*

[Ross]

It's not diseased you fuff!
It's beautiful.

Waterloo Road is on, yippee.

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Ross
Shaun will touch it, fuff the rest of you.

Shaun.... *glow*

*shoves shaun across the room nearer to Ross, while chanting with Bronaa 'Touch it, touch it, touch it'*

:laugh:

[Shaun]

*puts on gloves and touches it*

:shocked:

IT SPAT AT ME.

[Ross]

Sorry Shaun, that's my pre-spat. Wait till the real thing.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Shaun
*puts on gloves and touches it*

:shocked:

IT SPAT AT ME.

quick wash yourself in warm soapy water, and go to the doctors asap!


or



hit it with a stick

[Benjamin]

only 75 more posts till we hit 2000!!!!

[Ross]

Wooooooooooo

[bronaaaa]

:cheer:

[Jen]

"Miss, you droped your knickers"

[Ross]

Jen I'll drop mine in a minute. :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

I'm never touching it again.

[Ross]

Okay, just put your lips around it.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Ross
Jen I'll drop mine in a minute. :hugesmile:


Oh babez.

:lovedup:

[Ross]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Ross
Jen I'll drop mine in a minute. :hugesmile:


Oh babez.

:lovedup:
Why haven't you voted to evict?

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Ross
Okay, just put your lips around it.

:shocked:

[Jen]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Ross
Jen I'll drop mine in a minute. :hugesmile:


Oh babez.

:lovedup:
Why haven't you voted to evict?


I'm thinking.
Its a toughy.

[Ross]

Originally posted by bronaa
Originally posted by Ross
Okay, just put your lips around it.

:shocked:
What :shocked: it slipped out.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Ross
Jen I'll drop mine in a minute. :hugesmile:


Oh babez.

:lovedup:
Why haven't you voted to evict?


I'm thinking.
Its a toughy.


vote for me:hello:



oh wait I'm not up, lol.

Vote for me anyway! :hello:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by bronaa
Originally posted by Ross
Okay, just put your lips around it.

:shocked:
What :shocked: it slipped out.

by 'slipped' he means he dragged it out from his trousers.

[Shaun]

One day I'll come in this thread and Ross won't be asking me to give him head :sad:

[Shaun]

One day I'll come in this thread and Ross won't be asking me to give him head :sad:

[Tom4784]

The innuendo! IT BURNS!

*Scrubs the counter*

[Ross]

It fell out, I was already in my boxer-briefs Ben! :sad: it can happen and it did just fall out.

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Shaun
One day I'll come in this thread and Ross won't be asking me to give him head :sad:

:hug:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Shaun
One day I'll come in this thread and Ross won't be asking me to give him head :sad:
not likely. lol. :tongue:

[Jen]

Originally posted by Shaun
One day I'll come in this thread and Ross won't be asking me to give him head :sad:


A boy can dream.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross
It fell out, I was already in my boxer-briefs Ben! :sad: it can happen and it did just fall out.

Ross I saw you whip it out of your Y-fronts and give it a little shake.


Be careful, bronaa may mistake it for a snake and beat it with a broom. :shocked:

[Ross]

I have these really tight boxers on and they're hurting me :sad::sad::sad:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Shaun
One day I'll come in this thread and Ross won't be asking me to give him head :sad:


A boy can dream.

so can Ross, his are a little wetter though. :shocked:

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Ross
I have these really tight boxers on and they're hurting me :sad::sad::sad:

Aww :pat:

[Jen]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Shaun
One day I'll come in this thread and Ross won't be asking me to give him head :sad:


A boy can dream.

so can Ross, his are a little wetter though. :shocked:


Mention The Killers and Shaun is gushing.

[Shaun]

Lmfao Ben.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Shaun
One day I'll come in this thread and Ross won't be asking me to give him head :sad:


A boy can dream.

so can Ross, his are a little wetter though. :shocked:


Mention The Killers and Shaun is gushing.


Oh no, we'll all drown if Ross and Shaun dream at the same time.

Let me call the Bounty ladies, they can soak up any spill or leak!

[Ross]

My ****ing boxers are too tight, will someone help! :mad:

[Shaun]

I've never had a wet dream. :o

[Tom4784]

*cuts Ross loose*

What a beast, cover it up cover it up! It'll have an eye out!

*Throws Ross a pair of stretchy undies*

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross
My ****ing boxers are too tight, will someone help! :mad:


I'll call the fire brigade to cut you free!

[Jen]

Originally posted by Ross
My ****ing boxers are too tight, will someone help! :mad:


Ahem.

:lovedup:

[Ross]

That tickles *giggles*

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Dezzy
*cuts Ross loose*

What a beast, cover it up cover it up! It'll have an eye out!

*Throws Ross a pair of stretchy undies*

Ow my eye!!!!

[Benjamin]

I think Bronaa's passed out from the excitement.



and ye bugger Jen, you asked me how my day was yesterday nite on here, by the time I wrote and posted the reply you had logged out lol. I spent ages wrting it as well. lol.

[Ross]

Ben, can we see a picture of your boyfriend? You go on about him I wanna see him!

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Dezzy
*cuts Ross loose*

What a beast, cover it up cover it up! It'll have an eye out!

*Throws Ross a pair of stretchy undies*

Ow my eye!!!!

YA SEE!

A weapon of mass poking!

EDIT: Lol that was actually way ruder then It sounded in my head.

[Jen]

Originally posted by ukturtle
I think Bronaa's passed out from the excitement.



and ye bugger Jen, you asked me how my day was yesterday nite on here, by the time I wrote and posted the reply you had logged out lol. I spent ages wrting it as well. lol.

Sorry.

:sad:

[Shaun]

I have the most hilarious (yet graphic) mental images right now.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Dezzy
Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Dezzy
*cuts Ross loose*

What a beast, cover it up cover it up! It'll have an eye out!

*Throws Ross a pair of stretchy undies*

Ow my eye!!!!

you SEE!

A weapon of mass poking!

oh no it wasn't Ross' weapon. While turning to avoid seeing Ross' weapon I bashed my eye on the door that Jen left open.

[Ross]

I'm craving Chocolate right now. I have none. :sad:

My balls hurt.
I have the most uncomfortable boxers on ever.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Ross
My ****ing boxers are too tight, will someone help! :mad:


Ahem.

:lovedup:


thats alright. I'll find it and repost it, and we can continue our convo. It'll be like going back in time to yesterday. lol.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Ross
I'm craving Chocolate right now. I have none. :sad:

My balls hurt.
I have the most uncomfortable boxers on ever.

I could say so many pervy things.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Hello Benny.
How have you been?

:lovedup:

Been good. Had extreme hangover today though at work. Staff party last night.

Why are staff parties so dramatic? The usual party characters (for every party) were there:


*The Throws-Up-and-weeps-uncontrollably-girl

*The I'm-17-and-can't-handle-my-drink-will-fall-everywhere-be-a-pest-and-dribble-down-myself-boy

*The Bitch and Bitch 2: Who proceed to claim they are best friends and then get drunk and slag each other off and have a major cat fight over a REALLY ugly guy.

*The Party-Psycho: Who goes mental and gets angry with everyone because she's not getting attention, then stroms around, shouts, stamps foot, folds arms, throws a hissy fit, sulks then storms out and goes home in a major parade as she marches from the building.

*The Boss: who looks terrified at the start of the night before anyone is drunk and by the time the party is over looks mortified at what the hell he hires to work for him

oh and not to forget...


* The Work Hussy: Who at every cahnce when drunk insists on lifting up her teeny tiny rag she wears as a top and giving us a glance at her prized chest melons while girating around the lads giggling like a bi*ch.


All in all, cracking night. :thumbs:


Hows you?

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Ross
I'm craving Chocolate right now. I have none. :sad:

My balls hurt.
I have the most uncomfortable boxers on ever.

I could say so many pervy things.


I'm suprised you didn't. :tongue:

[Jen]

Where do you work?
It sounds cracking.

LOL

[Ross]

Ben. I want to see your boyfriend! :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Where do you work?
It sounds cracking.

LOL

In a pub/restuarant. lol.

The day after evryone was so hungover and the night before was barely mentioned.

[Shaun]

Jen said crack.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Shaun
Jen said crack.


Shaun is fit.

[Ross]

http://popvultures.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/gratuitous.jpg

[Benjamin]

ok, i'll post a photo, but only for 2 mins, and then it's being taken off, he doesnt want it on here (he's in a grump at the moment).


http://i41.tinypic.com/rksdg1.jpg

[Shaun]

:bigsmile:

[Ross]

Originally posted by ukturtle
ok, i'll post a photo, but only for 2 mins, and then it's being taken off, he doesnt want it on here (he's in a grump at the moment).


http://i41.tinypic.com/rksdg1.jpg
Ohh 'ello.

[Jen]

EW.



EDIT: I ment the giant ass.
Not Ben's fit Boyrfriend.

:lovedup:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross
http://popvultures.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/gratuitous.jpg

I knew you wore Y-fronts!

[Ross]

http://www.planetout.com/images/slides/blue_boxers_lg.jpg

[Shaun]

Jen, don't EW @ Ben's boyfriend.

Rude.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Ross
http://www.planetout.com/images/slides/blue_boxers_lg.jpg


Oh my days.

:lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Shaun
Jen, don't EW @ Ben's boyfriend.

Rude.

yeah Jen bitch, lol.


She's just jealous and bitter since our divorce.

[Ross]

http://www.brainfartsonline.com/images/boxer_briefs1%20copy.jpg

[Jen]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Shaun
Jen, don't EW @ Ben's boyfriend.

Rude.

yeah Jen bitch, lol.


She's just jealous and bitter since our divorce.

I ment the Giant ass.
Your boyfriend is lovely. :love:

[Jen]

Originally posted by Ross
http://www.brainfartsonline.com/images/boxer_briefs1%20copy.jpg

I know for a fact ZERO of them guys stuff.

:lovedup::lovedup:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Ross
http://www.brainfartsonline.com/images/boxer_briefs1%20copy.jpg

I know for a fact ZERO of them guys stuff.

:lovedup::lovedup:

slag! :tongue:


(only joking, please don't beat me)

[Ross]

gfhdgj

[Shaun]

Benjamin, WHY were you on negative karma before I plussed it? You got haters? LEMME AT 'EM.

*so Scrappy-Doo*

[Ross]

I bet Maxine gets killed in Waterloo Road, nooooo.

[Jen]

She better not.
Earl is a ****er.

[Ross]

Oh my god no I'm scared.

[Jen]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Shaun
Benjamin, WHY were you on negative karma before I plussed it? You got haters? LEMME AT 'EM.

*so Scrappy-Doo*


Becuase If I disagree with what somebody says in a thread/debate I'll say what I really think (not in a rude way). Sometimes it's not what they think etc so they minus my karma.


(or they just hate me):tongue:

[Jen]

Oh my god.

[Ross]

Noooooooooooooooooo

[Jen]

Shoot the bastard.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Shoot the b******.

such happiness Jen. :tongue:

[Jen]

OH MY GOD,

DEAD?


:O

[Ross]

Oh my god I'm actually in tears! This is so upsetting.

[Jen]

I'm gob-smacked.

[Jen]

I loved Max.

:C

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross
Oh my god I'm actually in tears! This is so upsetting.

calls back the Bounty ladies to soak up Ross' tears with their super absorbant kitchen towels

[Ross]

I hate Earl.

[Shaun]

Waterloo Road bores me. I was watching Friends instead. :dazzler:

[Z]

nippleeee

[Lewis.]

Oh my God WR was excellent tonight! A right Good thing to gossip about tomorrow! i am so upset, i actualy said, "Oh my god" In a room, on my own watching it :angel:

[bronaaaa]

My mother hid the TV guide cos she wants me to go off Tv for lent :bawling:

[Shaun]

*giggle*

[Ross]

What's lent?

[Benjamin]

is everyone here now then? Ross call the register! Task soon. yay.

[Ross]

Remember the eyes are the nipples of the face.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross
Remember the eyes are the nipples of the face.


:laugh2:


I have never heard that.

[bronaaaa]

It represents when Jesus was in the desert before he died, so you give up something you like as 'sacrafice'..I think thats why there's pancake day :spin2:

Edit; and it lasts 6 weeks :bawling:

[Ross]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Ross
Remember the eyes are the nipples of the face.


:laugh2:


I have never heard that.
I have hazel nipples.

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Ross
Remember the eyes are the nipples of the face.


:laugh2:


I have never heard that.
I have hazel nipples.

I have green nipples

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by bronaa
It represents when Jesus was in the desert before he died, so you give up something you like as 'sacrafice'..I think thats why there's pancake day :spin2:

Edit; and it lasts 6 weeks :bawling:

so you have 6 weeks of no TV. Hey it's not that bad. At least you can still listen to music.

If you get bored/frustrated write some poetry. :thumbs:

[Shaun]

You're the second person I've heard now who doesn't know what Lent is, Ross. It's a 40-day period where Christians give up something, in tribute I suppose to the sacrifice Moses made...I think. Tbh I could have just made that up, I'm not religious in the slightest.

But most people (even non-religious) give up something like smoking, chocolate or sex...

[Shaun]

Isn't it from Ash Wednesday until Easter Sunday? *shrug*

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by bronaa
It represents when Jesus was in the desert before he died, so you give up something you like as 'sacrafice'..I think thats why there's pancake day :spin2:

Edit; and it lasts 6 weeks :bawling:

so you have 6 weeks of no TV. Hey it's not that bad. At least you can still listen to music.

If you get bored/frustrated write some poetry. :thumbs:

Oh no, I'm refusing..it starts today and so does Desperate Housewifes :lovedup:

[Ross]

I'm not giving up sex or chocolate, bahaha not even for Jesus. :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Shaun
Isn't it from Ash Wednesday until Easter Sunday? *shrug*

yep.

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Shaun
Isn't it from Ash Wednesday until Easter Sunday? *shrug*

Yepp :sad:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross
I'm not giving up sex or chocolate, bahaha not even for Jesus. :laugh:


I've given up public transport.

[Jen]

I got ashes today...
My fringe covered them though.

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Ross
I'm not giving up sex or chocolate, bahaha not even for Jesus. :laugh:


I've given up public transport.

:laugh:
I gave up junk food :spin2:

[Jen]

I'm not giveing up anything.
If Jesus acts like the Nun who works in mu school, then he is a twat.

Blasphamy. LOL

[Shaun]

I'll give up being nice to Greg. >:)

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
I got ashes today...
My fringe covered them though.

Oh same..mine's still haven't rubbed off properly

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by bronaa
Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Ross
I'm not giving up sex or chocolate, bahaha not even for Jesus. :laugh:


I've given up public transport.

:laugh:
I gave up junk food :spin2:

no I really have, lol.

If I need to be anywhere then I have to walk. No buses, cars or trains.

Part of my aim to be healthier, greener and take in the views and nature along the river that takes me to work.


Junk food is a good one to ditch. Drink smoothies, they are so nice and fill you up loads.

[Jen]

Originally posted by bronaa
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
I got ashes today...
My fringe covered them though.

Oh same..mine's still haven't rubbed off properly

I rubbed mine off after lunch.
A first Year shouted at me... I couldn't believe it LOL.
So I walked away.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
I'm not giveing up anything.
If Jesus acts like the Nun who works in mu school, then he is a t***.

Blasphamy. LOL

but don't forget you're GOD!

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by bronaa
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
I got ashes today...
My fringe covered them though.

Oh same..mine's still haven't rubbed off properly

I rubbed mine off after lunch.
A first Year shouted at me... I couldn't believe it LOL.
So I walked away.

:laugh: She's cool 8)

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by bronaa
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
I got ashes today...
My fringe covered them though.

Oh same..mine's still haven't rubbed off properly

I rubbed mine off after lunch.
A first Year shouted at me... I couldn't believe it LOL.
So I walked away.

you should of slapped them and then dragged them in the canteen by their grubby first year (nit infested) hair and smooshed their face into the school dinners (and then the dinner ladies armpit!)

[Jen]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
I'm not giveing up anything.
If Jesus acts like the Nun who works in mu school, then he is a t***.

Blasphamy. LOL

but don't forget you're GOD!

So.
I got told off By a nun, for and I quote, "Not being a leader, you are in the senior school you should be leading the younger students." I stared at her thinking of how much of a twat she is... "You're not smart until you are in the navy uniform, set an example thats worth following, you act like a child, I have seen juniors with more sense"

I will NEVER take a bollocking from a nun EVER again.

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by bronaa
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
I got ashes today...
My fringe covered them though.

Oh same..mine's still haven't rubbed off properly

I rubbed mine off after lunch.
A first Year shouted at me... I couldn't believe it LOL.
So I walked away.

you should of slapped them and then dragged them in the canteen by their grubby first year (nit infested) hair and smooshed their face into the school dinners (and then the dinner ladies armpit!)

:yuk:

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
I'm not giveing up anything.
If Jesus acts like the Nun who works in mu school, then he is a t***.

Blasphamy. LOL

but don't forget you're GOD!

So.
I got told off By a nun, for and I quote, "Not being a leader, you are in the senior school you should be leading the younger students." I stared at her thinking of how much of a t*** she is... "You're not smart until you are in the navy uniform, set an example thats worth following, you act like a child, I have seen juniors with more sense"

I will NEVER take a bollocking from a nun EVER again.



you should of smooshed her face in the dinner ladies armpit too.

[Shaun]

Jen, by the looks of it you need to give up them Kalteen bars.

*hopes he got the name of the bar from Mean Girls right*

I kid.

[Jen]

Shaun...


Are you calling me fat?!!!


:bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Z]

Originally posted by Shaun
I'll give up being nice to Greg. >:)

You did that last year.



..and didn't stop when Lent was over.

[Benjamin]

ooooh results and task soon. yay.:hello: