Helloo!

[Dextor]

Hi! Nice to meet you all! My name's Dex and I hope to speak to you all soon! I'm only new, so be gentle.

[Locke.]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x106/PuddingMilk/dexter_season_2_poster.jpg

[Dextor]

LOL.
No see, my name is spelt DextOr! BOOYAH. lol.

[xDramatick]

welcome to the site Dextor, hope you have fun here ;D
Feel free to U2U me if you need anything.

[Dextor]

Aww thanks Darenn! It's cool to be here.

[Scarlett.]

as long as you aint the bay harbour butcher in disguise, you shall be fine :P

[Dextor]

Don't worry, I'm not...
*hides knife*
:)

[Matt]

Welcome to the forum Dextor, I hope you enjoy it here :cheer:

[Scarlett.]

D:

Welcome btw :spin:

[Gemmer-x]

hey, welcome :flower:

[Firewire]

Hello and welcome to TiBB Dextor.

[bronaaaa]

:hello: hello

[007]

Originally posted by Dextor
Hi! Nice to meet you all! My name's Dex and I hope to speak to you all soon! I'm only new, so be gentle. Hi Dex Bond here, i'm new 2:xyxwave:

[Ninastar]

Welcome!!!

you sound fun lol.

[Dextor]

Hey Bond! Yay! Let's be new together! :bouncy:
Thanks to everyone else who has welcomed me, as well. You are all superstars. :)

[MrGaryy]

Welcome to TiBB Dextor.

Bit of a GaGa fan?

[Dextor]

Hihi, Gazbo!
She is amazing. And without sounding too obsessed, I really think she is the future of pop. She is so creative, which seperates her from artists for me.

Okay, maybe I'm a little obsessed. :tongue:

[Zac]

http://getmesmileys.com/smilies/sign0016.gif

[Dextor]

Has anyone heard the acoustic version of Poker Face?
AMAZING.
Just thought I would let y'all know :whistle:

[Zac]

Originally posted by Dextor
Has anyone heard the acoustic version of Poker Face?
AMAZING.
Just thought I would let y'all know :whistle:

No, not yet. I'll have a listen though. :bigsmile:

[MrGaryy]

From the Cherrytree sessions? Yes I have it was rather good. Can't wait for her Brits performance tonight.

You should get your arse over to the GaGa thread.

[Lewis.]

You sound great! Welcome to the forum :hug:

[Dextor]

Yes! Cherrytree indeed! When I heard it, I was simply awestruck. Oooh, I shall! Thanks, Gazboooooo.

Hihi, Lewis! Thanks. I feel so welcomed! What lovely people you all are.
*butters up*

[DamonJ]

Welcome Dextor :flowers:

[Dextor]

HiDamonJ! Is that Britters in your avatar, or am I just halucinating? :lovedup:

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
HiDamonJ! Is that Britters in your avatar, or am I just halucinating? :lovedup:

ha it sure is Britters :kiss:

[Dextor]

Well slap my fish and call me Sally!
Britney is my favourite singer/performer/godess/sexypepper ever!
I love my LadyGaGa, but Britney just completes me.
*tries not to tell life story* :spin2:

[Dextor]

Can anyone tell me why my sig isn't working? :( lol.

[*mazedsalv**]

Welcome to TIBB Dex!!!
Im Salv, hope you enjoy it on here.

[Dextor]

Oooh it's working now, never mind! Must have been my magic touch. ;)
Hii Salv! Thanks! (:

[DamonJ]

ha it's about time we had a nice Newbie too. :laugh:

[Dextor]

Who you callin' Newbie, bitch?!
I am not new! I've been here all along, but you just didn't notice!
...

Okay, I'm new.

[DamonJ]

dun go all hoe faced on me now Dextor
or amma slap your ass into its right place with muh pom pom :cheer:

[Dextor]

Well I gots muh diskostickk and itll flo' you like dollay parton on rollerrr skatesss
Umhm.
But I'll save that for later. :)

[DamonJ]

how DURRR you compare me to Dolly Parton!?

http://i44.tinypic.com/2zgfbc5.jpg

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by DamonJ
how DURRR you compare me to Dolly Parton!?

http://i44.tinypic.com/2zgfbc5.jpg

Lmao damon :lovedup:

[Dextor]

Well you're hardly Doris Day are you?

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
Well you're hardly Doris Day are you?

say wut?!
http://i35.tinypic.com/i5vz4o.jpg

[Dextor]

Calm down, dear. Have a whiskey. Take your shoes off. Let your hair down. You deserve it.
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/69/dragqueenwc4.jpg

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
Calm down, dear. Have a whiskey. Take your shoes off. Let your hair down. You deserve it.
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/69/dragqueenwc4.jpg

Dear, that belongs in the 'Picture of your parents' thread.
Suppose its easy to click onto the wrong one, being a newbie and everything. :laugh2:

[Dextor]

My parents are dead..

[Dextor]

And they wouldn't take kindly to your sig, either. God rest their souls.

[DamonJ]

It's not meant to be taken kind to, sweety.
And yours is not much better.
Why would you put chur lipstick in an ashtray?
Scratter

[Dextor]

Cuz it's smokinn' !
And Lady GaGa told me to. And what Lady Gaga says, YOU DO.
Gaga says jump, you say how high!(8)

[Mrluvaluva]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
Cuz it's smokinn' !
And Lady GaGa told me to. And what Lady Gaga says, YOU DO.
Gaga says jump, you say how high!(8)

Gaga has a tuna fanny.

[Dextor]

Just the way I like it. :tongue:
Don't try to diss Gaga.
OR GAGA WILL DISS YOU.
Yuh get meh? Yuh get muh?!
YOU KNOW WHAT i MEAN?!
good.


cherrycherryboomboom.

[DamonJ]

http://i36.tinypic.com/zwhjk5.jpg

oh ya i went there

[Shaun]

Love that song, Baz.

Welcome to the forum m'lud. Now I'm going to sit back and watch youVdamon.

[Shaun]

Love that song, Baz.

Welcome to the forum m'lud. Now I'm going to sit back and watch youVdamon.

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Shaun
Love that song, Baz.

Welcome to the forum m'lud. Now I'm going to sit back and watch youVdamon.

It finished.
I won.
I punched him in his vajaja :shrug:

[Dextor]

I didn't even see that, MrLuvaLuva sorry! It's that Damon one..always up to mischief..¬__¬
I love that song! Reminds me of horses. lol.

And I don't know what the hell that is, Damon...but it looks kinda like My Humps by Alanis Morissettissettissette. :)

[DamonJ]

Dextor I'm pregnant :bawling:

[Dextor]

And, lucky for me, I'm wearing my metal briefs for added security.
So IN YO FACEEEE.
*slaps Damon's face with Lily Allen*

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
And, lucky for me, I'm wearing my metal briefs for added security.
So IN YO FACEEEE.
*slaps Damon's face with Lily Allen*

Don't chu remember?! You're cum's fizziness corroded the metal sob
DNAplz

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Shaun

Love that song, Baz.

Welcome to the forum m'lud. Now I'm going to sit back and watch youVdamon.

I have always thought that Damon was criminally insane too. I think this thread proves it. :tongue:

[Dextor]

What did I tell you about being a sex mad *****?!
What did I tell you?!
No, no tell me. What did I tell you?
Yes...sex is only for when Mr. Glitter comes to stay.
Now say your sorry and tidy your room.

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
What did I tell you about being a sex mad *****?!
What did I tell you?!
No, no tell me. What did I tell you?
Yes...sex is only for when Mr. Glitter comes to stay.
Now say your sorry and tidy your room.

DEXTOR GLITTER!
Come to my room
for some Wintertime lovin. :kiss:

[Dextor]

Damon, I'm not givin yuh no bennyfetss, so yuh can take yuhr sorreh lil' pregnant ass to Jeremy Kyle or summin'

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
Damon, I'm not givin yuh no bennyfetss, so yuh can take yuhr sorreh lil' pregnant ass to Jeremy Kyle or summin'

I aint goin to Pedo Kyle on my own :sad:
anyway he'll recognise us from our last DNA test
comewiffmeplz

[Dextor]

Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Dextor
What did I tell you about being a sex mad *****?!
What did I tell you?!
No, no tell me. What did I tell you?
Yes...sex is only for when Mr. Glitter comes to stay.
Now say your sorry and tidy your room.

DEXTOR GLITTER!
Come to my room
for some Wintertime lovin. :kiss:

I sound like a porn star now.
I've only just joined and you've already decayed my reputation! Thank you very much, nympho.

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Dextor
What did I tell you about being a sex mad *****?!
What did I tell you?!
No, no tell me. What did I tell you?
Yes...sex is only for when Mr. Glitter comes to stay.
Now say your sorry and tidy your room.

DEXTOR GLITTER!
Come to my room
for some Wintertime lovin. :kiss:

I sound like a porn star now.
I've only just joined and you've already decayed my reputation! Thank you very much, nympho.

No problem, sexkitten. :cat:

[Dextor]

Nopezzz. I'm a Ricky Lake typa gal. Strictly Licky Ricki with me. Maybe Sally JessyBabes, if I'm in a good mood. But deffo not Jezzerzzzz.

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
Nopezzz. I'm a Ricky Lake typa gal. Strictly Licky Ricki with me. Maybe Sally JessyBabes, if I'm in a good mood. But deffo not Jezzerzzzz.

http://i35.tinypic.com/64m3b7.jpg
JEREMYPLZ
JEREMYPLZ

[Dextor]

Look what you've done to me, Damon! I've ended up from

Originally posted by Dextor
Hi! Nice to meet you all! My name's Dex and I hope to speak to you all soon! I'm only new, so be gentle.

to

Originally posted by Dextor
What did I tell you about being a sex mad *****?!
What did I tell you?!
No, no tell me. What did I tell you?
Yes...sex is only for when Mr. Glitter comes to stay.
Now say your sorry and tidy your room.

I started off sucha nice boy, and now you've warped me like you have with every other man in your life. Well I say NO MORE! I am an independent woman, and I won't sit here and let you demean me or degrade me to a little piece of dirt. Because I am more than that! I am a free spirit, of my own destiny, and it is not for you to decide what my fate is. So go on, go to your Jeremy Kyle or whatever, but at least I'll be abe to sit and say to myself, "You know what, I am a good lookin' girl. I can make a difference" And I will be the better woman for it. So take a look at yourself, and think, are you really happy? Or are you just trying to lay all your insecurities and problems on others? Cuz I'm tellin you now, if you are, you'll be a lonely lonely person in this big world. Do me a favour, and wise up.

*breathes*

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
Look what you've done to me, Damon! I've ended up from

Originally posted by Dextor
Hi! Nice to meet you all! My name's Dex and I hope to speak to you all soon! I'm only new, so be gentle.

to

Originally posted by Dextor
What did I tell you about being a sex mad *****?!
What did I tell you?!
No, no tell me. What did I tell you?
Yes...sex is only for when Mr. Glitter comes to stay.
Now say your sorry and tidy your room.

I started off sucha nice boy, and now you've warped me like you have with every other man in your life. Well I say NO MORE! I am an independent woman, and I won't sit here and let you demean me or degrade me to a little piece of dirt. Because I am more than that! I am a free spirit, of my own destiny, and it is not for you to decide what my fate is. So go on, go to your Jeremy Kyle or whatever, but at least I'll be abe to sit and say to myself, "You know what, I am a good lookin' girl. I can make a difference" And I will be the better woman for it. So take a look at yourself, and think, are you really happy? Or are you just trying to lay all your insecurities and problems on others? Cuz I'm tellin you now, if you are, you'll be a lonely lonely person in this big world. Do me a favour, and wise up.

*breathes*

http://i35.tinypic.com/fjgfio.jpg
ENGLISHPLZ
you chlamydia ridden dirty *****!
SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB OB

[Dextor]

I'm not letting you bully me with your negativity ANY MORE, DAMON! Stop being so pathetic and get a job.

(Clearly I won this bitchfight)

[Dextor]

Btw, it's a HAIRFLIPPP

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Dextor
I'm not letting you bully me with your negativity ANY MORE, DAMON! Stop being so pathetic and get a job.

(Clearly I won this bitchfight)

http://i41.tinypic.com/n4yy4l.jpg
clearly not gurrrrrrfran

[Dextor]

Damon is in denial.
Everyone can bear witness to that I have beaten DamonJ in a bitch fight!
Where's my tiara?!
I SAID WHERE'S MY TIARA?!

[DamonJ]

http://i42.tinypic.com/29m67v7.jpg
HERES UR STINKY TIARA
OOPS

[Dextor]

:O You wouldn't!

[DamonJ]

You're still a dirty slag Dextor sob.

[Sting]

Hi Dex welcome to the forum:xyxwave: