Advice needed please

[Iceman]

Okay, so my best friend wants us to get together. The problem i have is i know what she can be like with lads. Then there's the fact that i know she doesn't keep in contact with the majority of her past boyfriends and i don't want that to happen. The thing is everyone thinks we should get with each other and i sort of do but thought i'd ask you guys for some advice.

[Novo]

Go for it

whats the worst that can happen

[Iceman]

Thats what i thought at first but then one of my mates said what if it all goes wrong and you's end up hating each other so im stuck in two minds you know?

[30stone]

I wouldnt think about it, like ive always had girls that were friends and ended up as girlfriends...

Like dont over think if you like her go for it!!!

[MrGaryy]

Better to have love and lost then to spend your time wondering what could've been.

[Princess]

If you're good enough friends and you don't stay together you should be able to be friends if you break up. Go for it! Good luck :hug:

[Iceman]

Okay thanks for your help guys, i'm just gonna go for it, meeting her now at a quarter to, so i shall let you know how things go!

[30stone]

My advice would be dont cheat on her if you want to stay friends if it doesnt work out.

Goodluck mate

[Iceman]

I won't cheat! She's on her way round to mine now, so i might be back on later, not sure! Thanks for the advice again!

[Lauren]

Good luck :flower:

[Iceman]

Thanks guys, im no longer living the single life!:bouncy::cheer2:

[Lauren]

Congratulations, and best of luck with your relationship. :dance:

[Iceman]

I'm ecstatic now, definately the right thing to do, i was single for the past year(shudders) bar a couple of one night stands!

[Ross]

Make sure her punani doesn't smell of scampi.

[Iceman]

Originally posted by Ross
Make sure her punani doesn't smell of scampi.

What's your problem.

[Ross]

Originally posted by GoKart
Originally posted by Ross
Make sure her punani doesn't smell of scampi.

What's your problem.
The problem is the problem that has arised from the problem, that started the problem.

[Iceman]

Okay

[Ross]

Originally posted by GoKart
Okay
Okay

[andyman]

Lol she will cheat on you... Be mean to her and be the boss! Make her ring you, make her txt you.. Memba be da boss!

Be hot and cold, be mean and treat her like a princess... Then be mean later..

[Lauren]

Originally posted by andyman
Lol she will cheat on you... Be mean to her and be the boss! Make her ring you, make her txt you.. Memba be da boss!

Be hot and cold, be mean and treat her like a princess... Then be mean later..

You are a nasty nasty man.

LOL.

[Iceman]

:joker::joker::joker: Nah i like her.

[andyman]

You could feed her cake and watch her grow...

[Ross]

andyman can I be your bitch? it sounds exciting.

[30stone]

Andymans advice is pretty smart.

The best thing to understand with girls is,


"Treat them mean, Keep them Keen" LOL it tends to work

[andyman]

Originally posted by Ross
andyman can I be your bitch? it sounds exciting. Say please.:bigsmile:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Andymans advice is pretty smart.

The best thing to understand with girls is,


"Treat them mean, Keep them Keen" LOL it tends to work

Or it goes like this;

Treat 'em mean, she gets bored, finds a nicer man, gets boned millions of times, you realise what you've lost, cry cry cry.

BE NICE TO HER. The "treat 'em mean keep them keen" saying basically means don't be clingy, it doesn't mean be literally mean to her.

[Ross]

Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Ross
andyman can I be your bitch? it sounds exciting. Say please.:bigsmile:
PLEASEEEEEEEEE

[andyman]

Oh and give her great sex, you must go down south!!

Oh wait! Fek how old are you both? Lol.. If under 16 then i ment take her to brighton...

[Iceman]

Ha, im anything but clingy, trust me! I just don't want her in my house 24/7 like now for instance she's making food(notcake just in case you were wondering).

[Iceman]

I'm 20 she's 20!

[andyman]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Ross
andyman can I be your bitch? it sounds exciting. Say please.:bigsmile:
PLEASEEEEEEEEE ....... NO!

[andyman]

Originally posted by GoKart
I'm 20 she's 20! Great! You can go south loads then.. But still feed her cake so she cant runaway.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by andyman
Oh and give her great sex, you must go down south!!

But you said treat em mean, and then in very next post encouraged being in her servitude. Methinks you're actually just a big softie hiding behind an alpha image, Andy!

[Iceman]

Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by GoKart
I'm 20 she's 20! Great! You can go south loads then.. But still feed her cake so she cant runaway.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[andyman]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by andyman
Oh and give her great sex, you must go down south!!

But you said treat em mean, and then in very next post encouraged being in her servitude. Methinks you're actually just a big softie hiding behind an alpha image, Andy! But i never said be selfish in bed... :wink:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by andyman
But i never said be selfish in bed... :wink:

Oh it's too late now Andy, you big pansy you! :flower:

[Ross]

Andy. **** you then. I could have given you the best blowjob you would ever recieve. Suck it yourself you ungrateful pig.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Ross
Andy. **** you then. I could have given you the best blowjob you would ever recieve. Suck it yourself you ungrateful pig. :shocked::sad: You could be a female if i close my eyes.

[Ross]

Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Ross
Andy. **** you then. I could have given you the best blowjob you would ever recieve. Suck it yourself you ungrateful pig. :shocked::sad: You could be a female if i close my eyes.
No, **** you. Just **** you okay. You had your chance, how do you think I feel? I feel so ****ing small right now. How DARE you demolish my feelings for you just like that, in a split second. How very ****ing dare you. You honestly don't know how hurt I am right now... I could kill you. Forget it, we're over find yourself a new bitch.

P.S: You suck in bed, pencil dick.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by andyman
But i never said be selfish in bed... :wink:

Oh it's too late now Andy, you big pansy you! :flower: Can still treat them mean and treat them good in other ways... Sending them to earth moving mind blowing body shaking orgasmic heaven still means you can be mean.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Ross
Andy. **** you then. I could have given you the best blowjob you would ever recieve. Suck it yourself you ungrateful pig. :shocked::sad: You could be a female if i close my eyes.
No, **** you. Just **** you okay. You had your chance, how do you think I feel? I feel so ****ing small right now. How DARE you demolish my feelings for you just like that, in a split second. How very ****ing dare you. You honestly don't know how hurt I am right now... I could kill you. Forget it, we're over find yourself a new bitch.

P.S: You suck in bed, pencil dick.


:wink:

[Ross]

:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Ross
:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:


:hug:

[Ross]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ross
:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:


:hug:

:kiss:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ross
:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:


:hug:

:kiss:


:dog: doggy.

[Ross]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ross
:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:


:hug:

:kiss:


:dog: doggy.
:elephant: elephant.

[andyman]

*Cracks whip out*

[Ross]

Originally posted by andyman
*Cracks whip out*
Oh please. That turned me on a LOOOONG time ago. I'm over it and I'm over you, be gone wheener.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by andyman
*Cracks whip out*
Oh please. That turned me on a LOOOONG time ago. I'm over it and I'm over you, be gone wheener. Ha! WhatEVER!!!
Lauren has been looking at my bulge all night so ha!.. :bigsmile:

[andyman]

Where did GoKart go? His gf should join the forum.....

[Lauren]

Originally posted by andyman
Where did GoKart go? His gf should join the forum.....

Haha, she's not safe with you around.

[Ross]

Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by andyman
*Cracks whip out*
Oh please. That turned me on a LOOOONG time ago. I'm over it and I'm over you, be gone wheener. Ha! WhatEVER!!!
Lauren has been looking at my bulge all night so ha!.. :bigsmile:
There's not much to look at, belieeeeeeeeeve me sister.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by andyman
Where did GoKart go? His gf should join the forum.....

Haha, she's not safe with you around. Nah i aint like that, i only do em few times if already taken.. Woman i have standards!

[Iceman]

Ha i'll ask her to join the forum for you andy!

[andyman]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by andyman
*Cracks whip out*
Oh please. That turned me on a LOOOONG time ago. I'm over it and I'm over you, be gone wheener. Ha! WhatEVER!!!
Lauren has been looking at my bulge all night so ha!.. :bigsmile:
There's not much to look at, belieeeeeeeeeve me sister.
It was cold and i was not well! Drama queen!

:tongue:

[andyman]

Originally posted by GoKart
Ha i'll ask her to join the forum for you andy! Ok but dont blame me if she wants my magic wand..

[Iceman]

Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by GoKart
Ha i'll ask her to join the forum for you andy! Ok but dont blame me if she wants my magic wand..

Hahahahaha, she said she'll join tomorrow.

[Ross]

Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by andyman
*Cracks whip out*
Oh please. That turned me on a LOOOONG time ago. I'm over it and I'm over you, be gone wheener. Ha! WhatEVER!!!
Lauren has been looking at my bulge all night so ha!.. :bigsmile:
There's not much to look at, belieeeeeeeeeve me sister.
It was cold and i was not well! Drama queen!

:tongue:
Bitch please I've had bigger hotdogs down my throat. You had your chance.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by andyman
*Cracks whip out*
Oh please. That turned me on a LOOOONG time ago. I'm over it and I'm over you, be gone wheener. Ha! WhatEVER!!!
Lauren has been looking at my bulge all night so ha!.. :bigsmile:
There's not much to look at, belieeeeeeeeeve me sister.
It was cold and i was not well! Drama queen!

:tongue:
Bitch please I've had bigger hotdogs down my throat. You had your chance. shhhhh... I could say go stand on the corner and earn your keep but i wont say that.



:tongue:

[Ross]

Ouch.

Andy, just make it up to me and let me suck it. Why're you so fussy? We had something.

[andyman]

Originally posted by GoKart
Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by GoKart
Ha i'll ask her to join the forum for you andy! Ok but dont blame me if she wants my magic wand..

Hahahahaha, she said she'll join tomorrow. Cool, new members as much needed.. If she dumps you within 24hrs then... Well ross will make you feel better, just click your fingers and he is there!
:bigsmile:

[Ross]

I'm here :wavey:

[Lauren]

Ross has a gag reflex still. not trained it.

bye.

[Novo]

Whats Andyman up to Now :joker:

[Iceman]

Ha, she won't dump me that quick! She's reading this now. She says that you and ross would make a good couple.

[Ross]

Originally posted by Lauren
Ross has a gag reflex still. not trained it.

bye.
Oh no you didn't. It was ONE time. Like that time (he who shall not be named) poked you in the back with his wand.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Ross
Ouch.

Andy, just make it up to me and let me suck it. Why're you so fussy? We had something. Too late, already had a tommy tank over the abba greatest hits album.. C'mon it was either steps or abba!

[Ross]

Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Ross
Ouch.

Andy, just make it up to me and let me suck it. Why're you so fussy? We had something. Too late, already had a tommy tank over the abba greatest hits album.. C'mon it was either steps or abba!
Well blow my trumpet and call me McDougal...

[andyman]

Originally posted by GoKart
Ha, she won't dump me that quick! She's reading this now. She says that you and ross would make a good couple. Ross has smelly feet and wants me to grow a tash and wear tight leather pants.. It would never world i tellz youzzz..

Does you gf (my soon to be bit on the side coz i can) like italian food?

[Ross]

I like italian food :sad:

[Iceman]

She says your funny, but doesn't like to be referred to as a bit on the side! Italian food = Yes. right we gotta go:spin2: and she said be nice to her tomorrow!

[Ross]

I'm off to bed now to have a quick tommy tank and then to sleep. Night all :hug:

[andyman]

Originally posted by GoKart
She says your funny, but doesn't like to be referred to as a bit on the side! Italian food = Yes. right we gotta go:spin2: and she said be nice to her tomorrow! Dont mean to be rude but when she is online can you like go to bed? Just gives me and her space n all.. :bigsmile:

[andyman]

Originally posted by Ross
I'm off to bed now to have a quick tommy tank and then to sleep. Night all :hug: Ciao bella!