My Daily MSN Laugh

[Jake!]

Someone always seems to say funny things on MSN, but this was by far one of the funniest things I've ever got.

hickory dickory dock the slut was sucking a cock her hair got tangled the bitch got strangled but atleast she swallowed the lot!

[Firewire]

Originally posted by Jake!
Someone always seems to say funny things on MSN, but this was by far one of the funniest things I've ever got.

hickory dickory dock the slut was sucking a cock her hair got tangled the bitch got strangled but atleast she swallowed the lot!

OK....

I wonder who came up with that...

[Jake!]

I dunno but I wanna thank em, I'm still laughing

[Lauren]

Why would her hair tangle so much it strangles her? LOL.

[Tom]

Originally posted by Lauren
Why would her hair tangle so much it strangles her? LOL.

Maybe shes into that whole "hurt me" thing and took it a little far and wrapped her hair around her neck

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Lauren
Why would her hair tangle so much it strangles her? LOL.

Maybe shes into that whole "hurt me" thing and took it a little far and wrapped her hair around her neck

"Hurt me" thing is fine, but tangling her hair so much it CHOKES her? Lmao. I don't think I could do that if I tried.

[Annie]

Wow is this poem still going around? :joker:

[Tom]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Lauren
Why would her hair tangle so much it strangles her? LOL.

Maybe shes into that whole "hurt me" thing and took it a little far and wrapped her hair around her neck

"Hurt me" thing is fine, but tangling her hair so much it CHOKES her? Lmao. I don't think I could do that if I tried.

Maybe he took it a bit too far? She shouldn't have let him do it and she might still be living

[Lauren]

I think she deserved it.

[Ross]

How could she swallow if she's choking?

[Annie]

Originally posted by Ross
How could she swallow if she's choking?

Excellent point.

[Lauren]

I thought it insinuated it just went down there as she was strangled, as opposed to an active swallow.

Discuss.

[Ross]

I wouldn't be able to swallow it if I'm choking.
(I've never choked, before you say anything :tongue:)

This is a mystery.
Scooby Dooby Doo.

[Annie]

I also dont think I would be able to swallow as I would properly be coughing and spluttering... You know... gasping for air. If anything... I would have end up covering them in cum by spraying it from the act of spluttering.

[Tom]

Maybe she choked first and he just came in her mouth once she was dead which is technically necrophilia, so naturally it will have just gone down? Not only is he a murderer, but he's also a necrophiliac (?)

[Lauren]

She may have passed out from the choking?

[Annie]

Originally posted by Tom
Maybe she choked first and he just came in her mouth once she was dead which is technically necrophilia, so naturally it will have just gone down? Not only is he a murderer, but he's also a necrophiliac (?)

But the poem clearly stated that she swallowed the lot down. Suggesting that she MUST therefore have been alive to have that ability

[Ross]

Originally posted by Lauren
She may have passed out from the choking?
Maybe it was too big?
Lauren, she isn't like us. Girl can't handle it. She needs experience.

Wait... maybe she choked on her hair that was tangled around her neck? Maybe she didn't swallow semen, it was hair!

Excellent point made by me.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Tom
Maybe she choked first and he just came in her mouth once she was dead which is technically necrophilia, so naturally it will have just gone down? Not only is he a murderer, but he's also a necrophiliac (?)

But the poem clearly stated that she swallowed the lot down. Suggesting that she MUST therefore have been alive to have that ability

She could've been passed out though, or her gag reflex had tired from choking.

I'm glad we're giving this woman the thorough investigation she so rightly deserved.

[Annie]

You are completely correct Lauren. She does deserve this. I cant believe nobody has cared enough in the past! :puzzled:

[Tom]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Tom
Maybe she choked first and he just came in her mouth once she was dead which is technically necrophilia, so naturally it will have just gone down? Not only is he a murderer, but he's also a necrophiliac (?)

But the poem clearly stated that she swallowed the lot down. Suggesting that she MUST therefore have been alive to have that ability

Perhaps she swallowed then choked? He might have already been done but he carried on to choke her. Perhaps as well as a murderer he is a sex offender too.

[Ross]

I still think she swallowed her hair.