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[Ross]

There was a young man from Savannah,
Met his end in a curious manner.
He diddled a hole in a telegraph pole,
And electrified his banana.

[Annie]

Detective Annie, Tom and Lauren are present Sergant Ross

[Ross]

There was a hot girl from the bar,
Who slept with men from near and from far.
When asked to explain, she replied with disdain,
'I'm trying to buy me a car.'

[MarkWaldorf]

I thought this said msn.

[Lauren]

How did he "diddle" this hole? HMM.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lauren
How did he "diddle" this hole? HMM.

Whacha talkin' bout Willis? <_<

[Ross]

Originally posted by Lauren
How did he "diddle" this hole? HMM.
I'm guessing he "diddled" it with his "end" - which must have a mind of it's own.

[Lauren]

I'd question the health and safety of the telegraph pole, if a cock can do any damage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPXogrCC2g8

[Tom]

I didn't even know there was electricity in a telegraph pole