- The Stooped idiot test. (Answers Posted at 11pm)

[Loukas]

To Stop people cheating i will post the answers at 11pm. So please post your answers in here if you dare.. ready here is the questions:



1. A man throws a ball three feet, it stops, and then returns to his hand without touching anything. How come?

2. What was the largest island in the world before Australia was discovered?

3. Why can a policeman never open the door in his pajamas?

4. If 5 dogs kill 5 rats in 5 minutes, how long does it take 15 dogs to kill 15 rats?

5. In Minnesota, which side of the chickens have more feathers?

6. What is the last thing you take off before going to bed at night?

7. What gets longer when it is cut at both ends?

8. What was the first name of King George VI of England?

9. What do you call a fly without wings?

10. How many squares are there on a standard chessboard?

11. How many seconds are there in a year?


!YOU DONT HAVE MUCH TIME SO GET YOUR ANSWERS IN!!! Good Luck.. Remember don't be stooped!

[MrGaryy]

1.Cos they throw the ball upwards
3.Pangea
4.5 minutes.

[bronaaaa]

1. A man throws a ball three feet, it stops, and then returns to his hand without touching anything. How come?
:shrug:

2. What was the largest island in the world before Australia was discovered?
Pangea ?
3. Why can a policeman never open the door in his pajamas?
Cos he'll look stupid ?
4. If 5 dogs kill 5 rats in 5 minutes, how long does it take 15 dogs to kill 15 rats?
15 minutes
5. In Minnesota, which side of the chickens have more feathers?
left
6. What is the last thing you take off before going to bed at night?
socks ?
7. What gets longer when it is cut at both ends?
:shrug:
8. What was the first name of King George VI of England?
George

That was really hard :nono:
9. What do you call a fly without wings?

10. How many squares are there on a standard chessboard?

11. How many seconds are there in a year?

[Loukas]

When you think about it it's a stupid test.. but you really need to think for the answers..

[Ninastar]

1. A man throws a ball three feet, it stops, and then returns to his hand without touching anything. How come? cause it has three feet? or he threw it with 3 feet or something lmao x

2. What was the largest island in the world before Australia was discovered? ermmmm new zeland? lmao i dunno!

3. Why can a policeman never open the door in his pajamas? Is it illegal?

4. If 5 dogs kill 5 rats in 5 minutes, how long does it take 15 dogs to kill 15 rats? I dont like maths.....

5. In Minnesota, which side of the chickens have more feathers? well..? dunno

6. What is the last thing you take off before going to bed at night? clothes?

7. What gets longer when it is cut at both ends? ermmm i dunno?

8. What was the first name of King George VI of England? King??

9. What do you call a fly without wings? something to do with nothing because it wont be able to 'fly' without wings.

10. How many squares are there on a standard chessboard? 50

11. How many seconds are there in a year? Alot

[Loukas]

4 minutes left.. come on everyone.. :bouncy:

[Ninastar]

Omg
the bed thing is your covers because you lift your covers off your bed to get into it !!!! ( Well i hope thats it anyway )

[Ninastar]

Results time x

[MrGaryy]

Answers betch.

[Ninastar]

omg i cant beleive i didint get any of them lmao

[MrGaryy]

Woop, I atleast got 2.

[Loukas]

1. He throws it straight up.

2. He does not have a door in his pajamas.

3. Greenland. Australia is a continental land mass

4. 5 minutes.

5. The outside of the chicken ...

6. Your feet off the floor.

7. A ditch.

8. Albert. (He deferred to Queen Victoria's wish that no future king be called Albert.)

9. A walk!

10. There are 204 squares of varying sizes on a regular 8x8 chessboard.

11. 12 - the second of Jan., the second of Feb., etc.