Amy
10-01-2005, 08:16 PM
Highlights from tonight's LIVE show, Monday 10 January, 9.00pm.
***This show will also include the live arrival of a new celebrity housemate***
Day 4, Sunday 9 January
·Lisa becomes Queen of the Royal Court of Big Brother in a new weekly task
·John sends the housemates to Coventry
·Cola-Gate amuses and refreshes the housemates...but infuriates John
9.54am
The housemates are awakened by loud medieval music being piped into the bedroom. Germaine and Bez get up and head to the kitchen. Germaine is not happy about being roused so rudely. "I think Big Brother is an ultimate ****. I'm not going to be nice to Big Brother ever again!"
10.14am
John is in the kitchen but is not speaking to any of the housemates. Lisa approaches him and says she might talk to Big Brother about the heat in the bedroom. John nods and walks away.
He approaches the group and hurriedly apologies to Kenzie and the group as a whole. "Kenzie you are not soft, it is Big Brother who is soft and gutless, and gets people to their dirty work." Kenzie shrugs and says, "Fair enough."
10.45am
The housemates gather for the task in the living area - John is not joining them. An archer fires an arrow into the garden. Lisa asks if she can go to retrieve it - the scroll attached the toe arrow reads that the person who reads it is now the ruler in the Royal Court of Big Brother. "Oops," says Lisa.
Lisa goes to the Diary Room and is told of her full royal duties - she is now Queen, with royal servants, and has to assign specific roles to the other housemates. "Wow!" she says and cracks up.
11.45am
The medieval costumes are now ready. John sits impassively in the living room as the others try on their clothes. Lisa and Bez worry that John will jeopardise the task by not participating. Brigitte is not impressed, saying, "That's his problem."
Bez and Jeremy go into the living area to try and cajole John into taking part.
Bez says, "Come on John, lad, you're a public school boy, you should be used to nonsense like this...it's a brand new day, a brand new start."
"Come on John, lad," pleads Bez, asking him not to sulk. "Think about the rewards, mate. That's what I'm doing."
Jeremy steps up the charm offensive, telling John, "You are really good value. We had a right laugh yesterday, winding up all the women...Come on, we need you!"
John is not moved by their pleas. Kenzie is dressed in full medieval garb and even he joins in. John walks away from them as they all start to chuckle to themselves.
12.31pm
Everyone is becoming annoyed by John's behaviour. "This man is a grown man," says an exasperated Caprice.
"He needs help," adds Brigitte, while Jeremy says, " We're not here for his ****ing benefit!"
Lisa goes to talk to John in the bathroom while he shaves. She says the rest of the housemates are stuck between a rock and a hard place. "We miss you, we really enjoy your company," she says, but he is really spoiling it for them. John waves her away and insists, "I'm no longer part of the group until they produce Diet Coke!"
2.23pm
Queen Lisa needs to use the toilet and so Brigitte goes to warm the loo seat for her. A comical scene ensues as Jeremy and Bez escort Lisa in the sedan chair across the garden, before Bez raises the flag.
2.47pm
All the housemates are in the living room, while John is still 'on strike'. Jeremy is called to the Diary Room and offered a "cold, lovely, refreshing glass of diet cola. Jeremy grins and asks if he can offer it to anyone else, which Big Brother does not allow. "Wile I'm very tempted to just down it..." and then drinks it all in one, "**** him!"
Kenzie is next to the Diary Room to be offered his own glass of cola. He cracks up and asks if there is any Jack Daniels in it. He drinks the cola.
Germaine is worried that she has removed her cook's hat for about 30 minutes, possibly getting a fail in the task. "You silly bitch!" Jeremy says jokingly. Kenzie emerges from the Diary Room and tells the others about being offered diet cola.
4.43pm
John's failure to participate in the task has cost them their third fail.
Brigitte is in the Diary Room enjoying her glass of diet cola. She spoke of her anger about '"evil John" and his behaviour, comparing him to "a kindergarten kid". She adds, "It's like being on strike, just sitting there...it's really depressing." She says she is enjoying her role as Royal Warmer. "It's very easy...I've got a big flat butt and I'm a very hot person."
The housemates present their Queen with a royal Coat of Arms. She is pleased with their efforts.
6.52pm
John is in the Jacuzzi. He hasn't spoken to anyone in the house for 8 hours and 7 minutes.
Inside, Queen Lisa demands her minstrel and footman perform a rap and dance for her enjoyment. They ponder what dance to do, before Caprice suggests they try a "new" kind of dance...a striptease! Jeremy acts non-plussed and says, "Please demonstrate," adding that they can't perform the dance without Caprice showing them how to do it. Brigitte jumps up to show them a pelvic thrust. Jeremy copies and grins. Before long, Kenzie returns with a rap, while Bez and Jeremy dance alongside him, thrusting their pelvises comically.
7.56pm
John is called from the Jacuzzi into the Diary Room. The others look on nervously. A glass of tomato juice awaits John, which he removes. He launches into a tirade against Big Brother, saying that they have broken their contract. He demands his Diet Coke, "I'm entitled to them!" He then tries to leave the Diary Room," Let me out of here...I am a prisoner in here!"
When Big Brother asks if he might encourage the group to exchange another item for the Diet Coke, he explodes, "How dare you!!!" and storms out.
9.07pm
The celebrities are set a new task, to pluck 14 pheasants in 90 minutes. Caprice, along with most of the others, is repulsed. Jeremy laughs, "Mine just winked at me...she's getting turned on!" Despite John not joining in to pluck his two birds, they complete the task.
2.59pm
Bez and Brigitte are in the bathroom getting ready for bed. Brigitte says wearing all the medieval costumes is quite a hassle. Bez compliments her, "Can I just say, you wear it well..." They both hug and have a kiss on the cheek.
Back the bedroom, everyone is finally ready to go to sleep. Just then, Queen Lisa emerges from her royal chamber and says, "Brigitte, I need to wee darling." So Brigitte has to get out of bed to warm the toilet seat, counting the seconds ....
On tonight's Celebrity Big Brother's Little Brother at 11.00pm, guests include comedian Justin E Collins and psychotherapist Beechy Colclough.
Guests on tonight's Eforum on E4 at 7.30pm are Flava (from Blazin' Squad), Heat writer Lucie Cave and Delia (Big Brother Obsessive).
***This show will also include the live arrival of a new celebrity housemate***
Day 4, Sunday 9 January
·Lisa becomes Queen of the Royal Court of Big Brother in a new weekly task
·John sends the housemates to Coventry
·Cola-Gate amuses and refreshes the housemates...but infuriates John
9.54am
The housemates are awakened by loud medieval music being piped into the bedroom. Germaine and Bez get up and head to the kitchen. Germaine is not happy about being roused so rudely. "I think Big Brother is an ultimate ****. I'm not going to be nice to Big Brother ever again!"
10.14am
John is in the kitchen but is not speaking to any of the housemates. Lisa approaches him and says she might talk to Big Brother about the heat in the bedroom. John nods and walks away.
He approaches the group and hurriedly apologies to Kenzie and the group as a whole. "Kenzie you are not soft, it is Big Brother who is soft and gutless, and gets people to their dirty work." Kenzie shrugs and says, "Fair enough."
10.45am
The housemates gather for the task in the living area - John is not joining them. An archer fires an arrow into the garden. Lisa asks if she can go to retrieve it - the scroll attached the toe arrow reads that the person who reads it is now the ruler in the Royal Court of Big Brother. "Oops," says Lisa.
Lisa goes to the Diary Room and is told of her full royal duties - she is now Queen, with royal servants, and has to assign specific roles to the other housemates. "Wow!" she says and cracks up.
11.45am
The medieval costumes are now ready. John sits impassively in the living room as the others try on their clothes. Lisa and Bez worry that John will jeopardise the task by not participating. Brigitte is not impressed, saying, "That's his problem."
Bez and Jeremy go into the living area to try and cajole John into taking part.
Bez says, "Come on John, lad, you're a public school boy, you should be used to nonsense like this...it's a brand new day, a brand new start."
"Come on John, lad," pleads Bez, asking him not to sulk. "Think about the rewards, mate. That's what I'm doing."
Jeremy steps up the charm offensive, telling John, "You are really good value. We had a right laugh yesterday, winding up all the women...Come on, we need you!"
John is not moved by their pleas. Kenzie is dressed in full medieval garb and even he joins in. John walks away from them as they all start to chuckle to themselves.
12.31pm
Everyone is becoming annoyed by John's behaviour. "This man is a grown man," says an exasperated Caprice.
"He needs help," adds Brigitte, while Jeremy says, " We're not here for his ****ing benefit!"
Lisa goes to talk to John in the bathroom while he shaves. She says the rest of the housemates are stuck between a rock and a hard place. "We miss you, we really enjoy your company," she says, but he is really spoiling it for them. John waves her away and insists, "I'm no longer part of the group until they produce Diet Coke!"
2.23pm
Queen Lisa needs to use the toilet and so Brigitte goes to warm the loo seat for her. A comical scene ensues as Jeremy and Bez escort Lisa in the sedan chair across the garden, before Bez raises the flag.
2.47pm
All the housemates are in the living room, while John is still 'on strike'. Jeremy is called to the Diary Room and offered a "cold, lovely, refreshing glass of diet cola. Jeremy grins and asks if he can offer it to anyone else, which Big Brother does not allow. "Wile I'm very tempted to just down it..." and then drinks it all in one, "**** him!"
Kenzie is next to the Diary Room to be offered his own glass of cola. He cracks up and asks if there is any Jack Daniels in it. He drinks the cola.
Germaine is worried that she has removed her cook's hat for about 30 minutes, possibly getting a fail in the task. "You silly bitch!" Jeremy says jokingly. Kenzie emerges from the Diary Room and tells the others about being offered diet cola.
4.43pm
John's failure to participate in the task has cost them their third fail.
Brigitte is in the Diary Room enjoying her glass of diet cola. She spoke of her anger about '"evil John" and his behaviour, comparing him to "a kindergarten kid". She adds, "It's like being on strike, just sitting there...it's really depressing." She says she is enjoying her role as Royal Warmer. "It's very easy...I've got a big flat butt and I'm a very hot person."
The housemates present their Queen with a royal Coat of Arms. She is pleased with their efforts.
6.52pm
John is in the Jacuzzi. He hasn't spoken to anyone in the house for 8 hours and 7 minutes.
Inside, Queen Lisa demands her minstrel and footman perform a rap and dance for her enjoyment. They ponder what dance to do, before Caprice suggests they try a "new" kind of dance...a striptease! Jeremy acts non-plussed and says, "Please demonstrate," adding that they can't perform the dance without Caprice showing them how to do it. Brigitte jumps up to show them a pelvic thrust. Jeremy copies and grins. Before long, Kenzie returns with a rap, while Bez and Jeremy dance alongside him, thrusting their pelvises comically.
7.56pm
John is called from the Jacuzzi into the Diary Room. The others look on nervously. A glass of tomato juice awaits John, which he removes. He launches into a tirade against Big Brother, saying that they have broken their contract. He demands his Diet Coke, "I'm entitled to them!" He then tries to leave the Diary Room," Let me out of here...I am a prisoner in here!"
When Big Brother asks if he might encourage the group to exchange another item for the Diet Coke, he explodes, "How dare you!!!" and storms out.
9.07pm
The celebrities are set a new task, to pluck 14 pheasants in 90 minutes. Caprice, along with most of the others, is repulsed. Jeremy laughs, "Mine just winked at me...she's getting turned on!" Despite John not joining in to pluck his two birds, they complete the task.
2.59pm
Bez and Brigitte are in the bathroom getting ready for bed. Brigitte says wearing all the medieval costumes is quite a hassle. Bez compliments her, "Can I just say, you wear it well..." They both hug and have a kiss on the cheek.
Back the bedroom, everyone is finally ready to go to sleep. Just then, Queen Lisa emerges from her royal chamber and says, "Brigitte, I need to wee darling." So Brigitte has to get out of bed to warm the toilet seat, counting the seconds ....
On tonight's Celebrity Big Brother's Little Brother at 11.00pm, guests include comedian Justin E Collins and psychotherapist Beechy Colclough.
Guests on tonight's Eforum on E4 at 7.30pm are Flava (from Blazin' Squad), Heat writer Lucie Cave and Delia (Big Brother Obsessive).