Chewy P.I - Ep.4: Soviet Connection

[Scarlett.]

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(Theme tune)


Scene one - Miami office with Detective Bhaz

Chewy: So Bhaz, hows the wife?

Bhaz: Leave it will ya you shmuck

Chewy: ahahahaha

*Captain B. Johnson runs in*

B.J: Bhaz, Chewy, come quick....Linda Berturde has been found dead in M. Barrymoar's pool

Chewy: My god...not another!


Scene 2 - B. Barrymoar's pad

Chewy: Looks like murder

Bhaz: How do ya know you shmuck?

Chewy: Cant you see the gunshot wound in his head and the literally bloodbath?

Bhaz: Oh, yeah, I didnt see that ya shmuck...



To be continued

[andyman]

Cool! I also want this made into a PS3/XBOX 360 game!

[Scarlett.]

It might just be made into one :wink:

[andyman]

Better not be a wii and DS!!! That would be crimes agains gaming on such a high level that pac-man and dizzy will kick yo ass!

[Scarlett.]

Nah, I'd never sell out to the reality tv of gaming :whistle:

[andyman]

^Good good, very good!
Wii's and the DS are for people that hate games!.. Nintendo are the evil!

Yeah Chewy P.I must have many mini movies to put on youtube.. Then take over the world.

[lily.]

Ahh... your theme music rocks man! lol.. loved that first time round.. :P

[Scarlett.]

Opening scene

*Bhaz and Chewy are driving across a bridge*

http://www.drivingschool4u.com/images/miami-bridge.jpg

Chewy: So Bhaz, who do you think did it?

Bhaz: Im not sure, we should head to the golf club

Chewy: Why?

Bhaz: because its full of shmucks

Chewy: but of course....


Scene two - Gof club

http://image.pegs.com/images/WV/WV14889/wv14889_b1.jpg

*Chewy and Bhaz head to the main office, where owner Sam "Magic" Finger's is smoking a cigar*

Sam: What the hell do you want officers

Bhaz: We're looking for Mr. M Barrymoar

Sam: Well he aint here!

Chewy: Get him Bhaz!

Sam: Ok...you shmucks....he is at the local porn film studio......

Chewy: thanks....

[Scarlett.]

Scene 1 - Porn film studio

*Chewy and Bhaz get out of the car as the theme tune plays*

Chewy: Bhaz...prepare to be shocked by what we are about to see

Bhaz: I've seen it all before, you shmuck

Chewy: Well, this is Sperminator 2

Bhaz: Oh, I saw, number one a while back, I thought the acting was very good

Chewy: You would

Scene 2 - inside the studio

Director: AND ACTION

*A car flys onto the set and crashes in front of Bhaz and Chewy, who are in shot*

Director: What the ****!

Chewy: Huh? Is this not the set for Sperminator?

Drector: Does this look like a porn flick?

*Chewy looks around*

Chewy: Oops....

Director: Sperminator was shut down due to lack of funds...I was made to direct this peice of crap... called Robocop or something

Bhaz: Sounds crap

Director: it is....now what the **** do you want?

[Scarlett.]

Scene 1 - Dark room

*Chewy wakes up in a dark room*

Chewy: huh?

???: So...you have been looking for me I hear?

Chewy: Barrymoar?

Barrymoar: *walks out of the shadow* It is me

Chewy: Feck....

Barrymoar: your friend had a good few last minutes?

Chewy: Bhaz? *Chewy looks over at a chair covered in blood* WHAT DID YOU DO?

Barrymoar: Well first..I got this drill and I...

Chewy: Why?

Barrymoar: because you are poking your nose in something that is none of your buisness

Chewy: Who are you?

Barrymoar: We are....the Russian Mafia!