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http://www.sickipedia.org/index.php?title=Main_Page
Ive been looking at this site all day
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her & nicks her purse.
:joker:
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick s_hit... How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some c_unt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
Dear Jonathan Ross,
I've just shagged your daughter. Who's laughing now?
Lots of love,
Gary Glitter x
lily.
25-03-2009, 01:00 PM
I'm always in that site... some of them are well sick, but also well funny.. :P
Shaun
25-03-2009, 01:54 PM
Strange, my friend was telling me about that site yesterday because he came across some Jade Goody jokes.
This looks like just my idea of humour :tongue:
What will Jade Goody be doing next Christmas?
Baby sitting for David Cameron.
arista
25-03-2009, 02:07 PM
Andy you should add Rated 18
on the Title.
Josef Fritzl is sitting in the pub one day having a good moan about life to his Arab mate.
He says, "My daughter's driving me up the bloody wall. She won't do as she's told, she won't do her chores, I am at my wit's end with what to with her. Any advice Akhmed? How would you deal with this sort of problem in your country?"
Akhmed replies, "Oh I don't know... sell her?"
Josef thinks, "Ahh... cellar..."
Scarlett.
25-03-2009, 02:16 PM
:laugh2:
Sing a song of incest,
Imprisoned for a while.
3 inbreds and their mother,
And a paedophile.
When the door was opened,
the kids began to sing.
That dirty rotten b.astard,
F.ucked us up the ring.
andyman
25-03-2009, 02:24 PM
Lol!! And thats a real lol, not a fake lol we always write...
More sick and twisted the better!
Think fast!
F- Fit - is she fit?
A- Alone - Is she alone?
S- Secluded- Is the area Secluded?
T- Time - Its time to rape
andyman
25-03-2009, 02:33 PM
hahahaha... Pukka! :laugh:
30stone
25-03-2009, 02:42 PM
Lol all of these are quality.
I love going gay clubbing!
My only problem is wiping the blood off my baseball bat afterwards.
30stone
25-03-2009, 03:00 PM
LOL :laugh3:
LemonJam
25-03-2009, 03:32 PM
You've ONLY just found this site? O_O
Originally posted by LemonJam
You've ONLY just found this site? O_O
Yes :hugesmile:
Axiom
25-03-2009, 04:02 PM
Day 1 in heaven, and Jade Goody is facing eviction.
Originally posted by Axiom
Day 1 in heaven, and Jade Goody is facing eviction.
LOL!!!!!
never saw that one
MrGaryy
25-03-2009, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by .Andy.
The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick s_hit... How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some c_unt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
LMAO.
Axiom
25-03-2009, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by Axiom
Day 1 in heaven, and Jade Goody is facing eviction.
LOL!!!!!
never saw that one
It's not on it - I made it up and wanted an excuse to post it
Mrluvaluva
25-03-2009, 04:21 PM
A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
supernoodles!
25-03-2009, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by Axiom
Day 1 in heaven, and Jade Goody is facing eviction.
LOL!!!!!
never saw that one
ok I did smile at this one but only because it is whitty and not really nasty.
I do actually think every other Jade joke is sick though
supernoodles!
25-03-2009, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by .Andy.
What will Jade Goody be doing next Christmas?
Baby sitting for David Cameron.
:sad::nono:
Originally posted by LemonJam
You've ONLY just found this site? O_O
This.
pinkmichk
25-03-2009, 06:38 PM
not had the 'pleasure' of this site before and dont think it will be one i frequent
Originally posted by pinkmichk
not had the 'pleasure' of this site before and dont think it will be one i frequent
hahahahahahaha
30stone
25-03-2009, 06:59 PM
It keeps ****ing up telling me loadsa people are on.
lily.
25-03-2009, 07:01 PM
haha.. it does that a LOT Ben.. get used to it.. is it calling you a t.wat?
Mrluvaluva
25-03-2009, 07:52 PM
There are 1,021 of you twats online.
lily.
25-03-2009, 08:27 PM
Yeah, that's a common occurence. It's a popular site. lol
Conor
25-03-2009, 10:19 PM
With Britain becoming worse and worse by the day, I propose that we all seek asylum somewhere.
I suggest Pakistan:
We could build a huge church in the middle of Islamabad that dominates the skyline, set up chippys and shops on every corner, assault the locals who dare to come into "our" part of town, set up specialist shops selling pork products and non-halal meat, protest to the government that the name "Ramadan" is offensive to our religion, and ask that they make it more inclusive by changing it to "Starve Yourself Fest."
Not 1 joke I havent laughed at on there yet! :cheer2::cheer2:
Shaun
25-03-2009, 10:26 PM
I was browsing it earlier and some of them are just really racist statements hiding behind a crap joke. My sister got a text the other day saying something like this:
"Due to the large number of immigrants in the UK lately, television chiefs have renamed a few existing shows. The new lineup includes Currynation Street, Bollyoaks, Ahmed-dale..." the list went on.
That's just pathetic imo. Not funny in the slightest. However, the joke "what divides humans and animals? The Mediterranean Sea" made me laugh.
I like shocked-laughter. It feels naughty but great.
Conor
25-03-2009, 10:27 PM
lmao
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
Light goes on. Rape. Light goes off. Rape.
Josef Fritzl's daily routine in prison isn't going to change that much from before he was arrested, is it?
Just the roles may be reversed.
ange7
28-03-2009, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by .Andy.
Light goes on. Rape. Light goes off. Rape.
Josef Fritzl's daily routine in prison isn't going to change that much from before he was arrested, is it?
Just the roles may be reversed.
.andy you seem to be loving the rape jokes.....
Originally posted by ange7
Originally posted by .Andy.
Light goes on. Rape. Light goes off. Rape.
Josef Fritzl's daily routine in prison isn't going to change that much from before he was arrested, is it?
Just the roles may be reversed.
.andy you seem to be loving the rape jokes.....
I do.
I love them
Firewire
28-03-2009, 08:11 AM
Some of the jokes are really 'sick'.
xDramatick
28-03-2009, 09:09 AM
Jade Goody swore on her life she wasn't a racist.
:blush:
Jessica.
17-02-2010, 06:25 PM
bump
Iceman
17-02-2010, 06:27 PM
bump
****
Jessica.
17-02-2010, 06:42 PM
****
What?
Iceman
17-02-2010, 06:44 PM
So there was a ******, a ****, and an Englishman...
Well, BNP meetings just aren't the same anymore.
Jessica.
17-02-2010, 06:46 PM
:laugh2:
JLS.... you only get one shot, so make it count!
....... I am, which is why I'm waiting for the four of them to be in a queue!
Iceman
17-02-2010, 06:47 PM
Now this is the story all about how
My sled got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I took a bad turn and caught mad air
In Soviet Georgia born and raised
On the ice luge where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, luging, relaxing all cool
Taking Russian hostages inside a school
When a couple of Reds, they were up to no good
Drove Russian tanks into my neighborhood
One separatist movement and my mom got scared
And said "You're going to Vancouver to catch mad air"
I waited for my start and when it came near
the course said "fast" and had a concrete barrier
If anything I could say that this track was rare
But I though nah, forget it, Nodar, catch air!
I slid up to turn number seven or eight
And I yelled to my trainer "Comrade, it's hard to steer"
Flew into a wall and I was finally there
Killed my self while trying to catch mad air.
Jack_
17-02-2010, 06:47 PM
I received an accidental text yesterday, it said:
Hi, be home soon, love ya, Dave xxx
Being Valentine's Day I thought I'd have a bit of fun so I text the bloke back:
Don't bother, I don't love you, you're a **** & I have been shagging your brother.
I couldn't wait for the reply, then it came:
You ok mum?
Iceman
17-02-2010, 06:48 PM
I envy Alexander McQueen, as a fasion designer, he must have had a wardrobe to die for.
Jack_
17-02-2010, 06:49 PM
I envy Alexander McQueen, as a fasion designer, he must have had a wardrobe to die for.
:joker:
Now Haiti have got plenty of food the Haitians might start putting on weight.
I mean, have you seen them? Most of them are still under 6 stones.
Most of the jokes on that site are trying too hard to be offensive, rather than funny.
Jessica.
17-02-2010, 06:50 PM
epic
Your Mum's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending.
Jessica.
17-02-2010, 06:51 PM
Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.
Iceman
17-02-2010, 06:53 PM
Sooo, Alexander McQueen finally decided to tie the knot?
LOL
Jack_
17-02-2010, 06:53 PM
I've just been reading up on the Shannon Matthews abduction case and I must admit, I like her uncles style, the way he treated her reminded me of how I treat my one and only porn mag, have a wank over it, then chuck it back under the bed.
Jessica.
17-02-2010, 06:55 PM
Pancake day.
The only day of the year anyone uses something made in Canada.
Iceman
17-02-2010, 06:59 PM
I became a fan of "Maddie" on Facebook just so when a post came up I could clip the X and select "Hide Maddie"
Jessica.
17-02-2010, 07:00 PM
Cheryl;
Anything worth singing, is sure enough worth singing live?
Iceman
17-02-2010, 07:01 PM
My wife kicked me out because I cheated on her while she was 8 months pregnant.
I told her she needs to think about it in football terms.
If a key player is injured, the team still plays.
Iceman
17-02-2010, 07:05 PM
I like girls that are down to earth.
Thats why im into necrophilia.
Jayson
17-02-2010, 07:07 PM
Jessica, these jokes are ****...
Captain.Remy
17-02-2010, 07:09 PM
I can spend my whole day on Sickipedia. It's just too awesome not to be funny. I think you need to take it from a far distance not to take it personally or in an offensive way. People who are very sensitive shouldn't read them. :hugesmile:
Please don't kill another joke, Jess. Jesus some of those are bad.
WOMBAI
17-02-2010, 07:20 PM
I can spend my whole day on Sickipedia. It's just too awesome not to be funny. I think you need to take it from a far distance not to take it personally or in an offensive way. People who are very sensitive shouldn't read them. :hugesmile:
It isn't about being very sensitive - it is about not being insensitive to the feelings of others. We don't know what has happened or is happening in other member's lives. Disgusting jokes about cot deaths - what if a mother who has lost a child to cot death reads that, or someone who has lost a family member to cancer (cancer 'jokes) - childish, pathetic and sometimes downright nasty! That is not aimed at you by the way! :sleep:
Jack_
17-02-2010, 07:24 PM
It isn't about being very sensitive - it is about not being insensitive to the feelings of others. We don't know what has happened or is happening in other member's lives. Disgusting jokes about cot deaths - what if a mother who has lost a child to cot death reads that, or someone who has lost a family member to cancer (cancer 'jokes) - childish, pathetic and sometimes downright nasty! That is not aimed at you by the way! :sleep:
LOL, I knew you'd make an appearence, and this is what I'm on about really. I know you'll go out of your way to report all of these threads and have them removed, when you could quite easily ignore them. Oh well, bless.
As for the points you have made - all true, but people that are offended by 'sick' jokes shouldn't be reading them, as by having a thread, we are trying to keep the chances of 'offending' someone down.
Iceman
17-02-2010, 07:24 PM
Thats why we're using this thread though.....
It isn't about being very sensitive - it is about not being insensitive to the feelings of others. We don't know what has happened or is happening in other member's lives. Disgusting jokes about cot deaths - what if a mother who has lost a child to cot death reads that, or someone who has lost a family member to cancer (cancer 'jokes) - childish, pathetic and sometimes downright nasty! That is not aimed at you by the way! :sleep:
They are jokes. I will speak for myself here and say if I knew someone who died of cancer I would not get offended at a cancer joke. Because I'm smart. I understand that it's a joke.
I take it your against all those comedians who pack houses and sell DVD's based on jokes?
It's comedy. End of story. Comedy just lets you get away with that. It's what it is.
Thats why we're using this thread though.....
Also this.
WOMBAI
17-02-2010, 07:29 PM
LOL, I knew you'd make an appearence, and this is what I'm on about really. I know you'll go out of your way to report all of these threads and have them removed, when you could quite easily ignore them. Oh well, bless.
As for the points you have made - all true, but people that are offended by 'sick' jokes shouldn't be reading them, as by having a thread, we are trying to keep the chances of 'offending' someone down.
No I will not report them - you really should be careful about accusing people of things, without any evidence. Don't try and imply there aren't many others that would be offended by such crap - we both know there are! Bless your little cotton socks for all the effort you have made to be able to tell a few cheap jokes! :sad:
Jack_
17-02-2010, 07:33 PM
No I will not report them - you really should be careful about accusing people of things, without any evidence. Don't try and imply there aren't many others that would be offended by such crap - we both know there are! Bless your little cotton socks for all the effort you have made to be able to tell a few cheap jokes! :sad:
Oh, won't you? So why are you coming in here complaining then when you'll get nothing out of it? Or maybe you hope that the thread will be closed this way?
I never said that others wouldn't be offended. But what I, and others are saying is that if you, and others are offended by these types of jokes, why are you coming into a thread which has been made purposely for them? It makes no sense. None whatsoever.
WOMBAI is the best sick joke in this thread so far.
King Gizzard
17-02-2010, 07:34 PM
http://i34.tinypic.com/213hwrs.jpg
Stephanie
17-02-2010, 07:34 PM
gawd. if you don't like it, don't click on a sickipedia thread :rolleyes:
Jack_
17-02-2010, 07:35 PM
WOMBAI is the best sick joke in this thread so far.
Trufax.
Jack_
17-02-2010, 07:36 PM
http://i34.tinypic.com/213hwrs.jpg
LMFAO.
gawd. if you don't like it, don't click on a sickipedia thread :rolleyes:
It was bound to happen really :joker:
WOMBAI
17-02-2010, 07:36 PM
WOMBAI is the best sick joke in this thread so far.
Is that the best you can do! :hugesmile:
Is that the best you can do! :hugesmile:
I don't hear any better suggestions coming from you !:hugesmile:!
Have you a wordpad full of default responses you keep saved to save you from being creative around here?
Jack_
17-02-2010, 07:39 PM
Anyway, back to the jokes...
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.
Oh, how appropriate.
WOMBAI
17-02-2010, 07:42 PM
I don't hear any better suggestions coming from you !:hugesmile:!
Have you a wordpad full of default responses you keep saved to save you from being creative around here?
Oh sorry, for a moment there - I thought you were referring to yourself! :hugesmile:
Stephanie
17-02-2010, 07:44 PM
Anyway, back to the jokes...
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.
Oh, how appropriate.
:joker::joker::joker:
oh sorry, for a moment there - i thought you were referring to yourself! :hugesmile:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
WOMBAI
17-02-2010, 07:47 PM
:joker::joker::joker:
I doubt she would be into minatures! :hugesmile:
Jack_
17-02-2010, 07:50 PM
My girlfriend choked on my penis and died last week
It was a major blow.
WOMBAI
17-02-2010, 07:53 PM
My girlfriend choked on my penis and died last week
It was a major blow.
The shock of seeing that it wasn't what it said on the box - was just too much I guess. Portions are simply not what they used to be! :hugesmile:
Stephanie
17-02-2010, 07:54 PM
how big do you like your portions wombai?
And more importantly, how often do you get them?
Jack_
17-02-2010, 07:56 PM
"A neglected child calls childline every 8 seconds"
Little ****ing **** needs a good hiding from the bill payer!!!
---
I hated paying £1.50 a minute on the phone to wank over sex stories.
So I got a job at childline.
Stephanie
17-02-2010, 07:57 PM
"A neglected child calls childline every 8 seconds"
Little ****ing **** needs a good hiding from the bill payer!!!
---
I hated paying £1.50 a minute on the phone to wank over sex stories.
So I got a job at childline.
pmsl
Braden
17-02-2010, 07:57 PM
KFC Advert: "So this is what it's all about. Getting fresh, on-the-bone chicken. Look at that!
You could say I've learnt a lot working here.'
Yeah. Like next time, get a ****ing GCSE.
:joker:
Chantel
17-02-2010, 08:00 PM
Its not sick but oh well it made me lol
Wayne Rooney tells Coleen that John Terry shagged every England players wife/girlfriend apart from one, Coleen says "i bet it was Posh spice the stuck up cow"
Stephanie
17-02-2010, 08:00 PM
I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night.
It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.
Jack_
17-02-2010, 08:05 PM
i locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night.
It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.
lmfao.
Stephanie
17-02-2010, 08:06 PM
What do you call two black men on a videotape?
Evidence.
WOMBAI
17-02-2010, 08:06 PM
And more importantly, how often do you get them?
Well lets just say - it is common knowledge that those that talk about it all the time - don't get it! It certainly isn't me that obsesses about it!
*mazedsalv**
17-02-2010, 08:07 PM
I dont like the actual real life ones eg. Maddie, Shannon and Joseph Fritzil (that bloke makes me vomit just typing his name).
But some of them are very good and funny, I just will feel bad if i laugh at the Maddie and all of them jokes, dont think they are funny, IMO, but people have different humours.
Stephanie
17-02-2010, 08:10 PM
As a father, the thought of locking my beautiful daughter up for 24 years and repeatedly raping her is the grossest abuse of trust one can imagine.
But tell that to my boner.
Jack_
17-02-2010, 08:11 PM
As a father, the thought of locking my beautiful daughter up for 24 years and repeatedly raping her is the grossest abuse of trust one can imagine.
But tell that to my boner.
:joker:
Well lets just say - it is common knowledge that those that talk about it all the time - don't get it! It certainly isn't me that obsesses about it!
Never, then.
Stephanie
17-02-2010, 08:12 PM
Why don't women need a drivers license?
Because there's no road between the kitchen and bedroom.
WOMBAI
17-02-2010, 08:13 PM
Never, then.
Oh wouldn't you love to believe that! :hugesmile: Think I'll keep you guessing on that one! :hugesmile:
Stephanie
17-02-2010, 08:14 PM
Our last fight was my fault.
My wife asked me, "what's on the TV?"
I said, "dust!"
Stephanie
17-02-2010, 08:15 PM
Yesterday I received an e-mail from a bored housewife looking for some action.
Eager to please, I sent her my ironing. That should keep her quiet for a while.
Jack_
17-02-2010, 08:16 PM
Our last fight was my fault.
My wife asked me, "what's on the TV?"
I said, "dust!"
Yesterday I received an e-mail from a bored housewife looking for some action.
Eager to please, I sent her my ironing. That should keep her quiet for a while.
:joker: :joker:
Stephanie
17-02-2010, 08:17 PM
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the **** is she doing out of the kitchen?
Jack_
17-02-2010, 08:19 PM
Myra Hindley and a young boy walking across the moors. "Fkkn scary this is" said the lad. "Tell me about it" says Myra "I've got to walk back on my own"
Stephanie
17-02-2010, 08:19 PM
Opinions are like dicks, only men should have them.
Oh wouldn't you love to believe that! :hugesmile: Think I'll keep you guessing on that one! :hugesmile:
The suspense is killing me.
Stephanie
17-02-2010, 08:20 PM
You know, it really pisses me off how everyone makes a big deal about Maddie Mccann disappearing when hundreds of kids go missing everyday. I don't understand what was so special about her.
She wasn't even that good of a ****.
WOMBAI
17-02-2010, 08:21 PM
The suspense is killing me.
No doubt! :hugesmile:
Jack_
17-02-2010, 08:23 PM
What type of humour do you like then, WOMBAI? Or do you not like laughing? :shrug:
No doubt! :hugesmile:
What a band.
Jayson
17-02-2010, 08:23 PM
I lost my virginity last night.
I hate prison.
Jayson
17-02-2010, 08:25 PM
If Whites and blacks had a war, what would it be called?
KKK vs KFC
Stephanie
17-02-2010, 08:26 PM
:laugh2:
WOMBAI
17-02-2010, 08:34 PM
What type of humour do you like then, WOMBAI? Or do you not like laughing? :shrug:
I laugh all the time - why do you think I come on this forum! Just reading many of the posts - can be quite a good remedy for relieving stress! A good example being silly young females who seem to have forgotten what sex they are!
Jack_
17-02-2010, 08:36 PM
I laugh all the time - why do you think I come on this forum! Just reading many of the posts - can be quite a good remedy for relieving stress! A good example being silly young females who seem to have forgotten what sex they are!
So basically if I were to put you in a room full of typical teenage girls in my school, you would be in hysterics?
I laugh all the time - why do you think I come on this forum! Just reading many of the posts - can be quite a good remedy for relieving stress! A good example being silly young females who seem to have forgotten what sex they are!
Why have they forgotten what sex they are?
Wait, leave me guess this one ...
... because they don't hold the same views as you do?
WOMBAI
17-02-2010, 08:42 PM
So basically if I were to put you in a room full of typical teenage girls in my school, you would be in hysterics?
You surely underestimate some of your classmates! Some young girls/boys can be very silly - but, come on, most are surely not that silly! :hugesmile: The giggles I have got from some on this forum - have helped me get through some of my recent assignments with my hair still intact! :hugesmile:
Jack_
17-02-2010, 08:50 PM
You surely underestimate some of your classmates! Some young girls/boys can be very silly - but, come on, most are surely not that silly! :hugesmile:
You'd be surprised.
Exception to the rule of course, but most are ****ing useless.
WOMBAI
17-02-2010, 08:56 PM
Why have they forgotten what sex they are?
Wait, leave me guess this one ...
... because they don't hold the same views as you do?
Who are you trying to kid - I'm sure even you don't really believe that! :hugesmile:
Who are you trying to kid - I'm sure even you don't really believe that! :hugesmile:
Tell me why then. ANSWER THE QUESTIONS PEOPLE ARE ASKING.
If not, your just wasting time, really.
WOMBAI
17-02-2010, 09:08 PM
Tell me why then. ANSWER THE QUESTIONS PEOPLE ARE ASKING.
If not, your just wasting time, really.
Because it is self-explanatory isn't it! You're not stupid - unlike some!
Because it is self-explanatory isn't it! You're not stupid - unlike some!
'Some girls on here have forgotton what sexuality they are' is not exactly the most self explanatory term ever. What did they do, watch Top Gear or something?
If you don't want to back up your statement for the second time tonight, be my guest.
What's red and orange and looks good on hippies?
FIRE.
peace be with you.
WOMBAI
17-02-2010, 09:31 PM
'Some girls on here have forgotton what sexuality they are' is not exactly the most self explanatory term ever. What did they do, watch Top Gear or something?
If you don't want to back up your statement for the second time tonight, be my guest.
I said sex - not sexuality - different!
I thought it was obvious - if not to some, I am not going to elaborate any further!
I said sex - not sexuality - different!
I thought it was obvious - if not to some, I am not going to elaborate any further!
Mistake on my part. Sex, then.
Still, by all means continue to make statements that some may perceive as being offensive [sound familiar?] without being able to back them up.
They've all been poor so far.
What do you call a black man with a PhD? A ******.
See? Simple and effective.
Due to unforseen Islamic Fundamentalism, this plane is being diverted to paradise ...
Beastie
17-02-2010, 10:23 PM
They've all been poor so far.
What do you call a black man with a PhD? A ******.
See? Simple and effective.
:joker:
Beastie
17-02-2010, 10:23 PM
What is the worst thing you could call a black person beginning with an "N?"
EDIT: Neighbour! :joker:
Beastie
17-02-2010, 10:26 PM
My girlfriend wanted perfume & jewellery for her birthday but I got her a chocolate egg & a toy instead.
She was kinder surprised.
Beastie
17-02-2010, 10:26 PM
Maddie wasn't killed by the violent abduction,
Maddie wasn't killed by the repeated rape and torture,
Maddie was killed by her internal organs being squashed against her ribs...
...Some **** called Kevin smashed into my car.
Beastie
17-02-2010, 10:27 PM
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.
But since all doctors these days are all Muslims, I've found that bacon work ****ing treat!
Beastie
17-02-2010, 10:27 PM
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Park and ride.
Beastie
17-02-2010, 10:28 PM
Divorce... For men that have fallen out of love with wife beating
Tom4784
17-02-2010, 10:49 PM
I called my wife a dickhead earlier. We started rowing and she said “If you wanna see a dickhead, you should try looking in the mirror.”
So I did, and sure enough there was Peter Andre on page 16 looking every inch a cock.
So I take it the edit button has become a sick joke too? Jesus christ.
Mrluvaluva
17-04-2010, 10:58 PM
My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today.
"Really!?"
"No," she replied, "April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."
That'll teach her to try to be funny...
Stacey.
17-04-2010, 11:03 PM
its actually pretty funny. :joker:
WOMBAI
18-04-2010, 09:00 AM
Josef Fritzl is sitting in the pub one day having a good moan about life to his Arab mate.
He says, "My daughter's driving me up the bloody wall. She won't do as she's told, she won't do her chores, I am at my wit's end with what to with her. Any advice Akhmed? How would you deal with this sort of problem in your country?"
Akhmed replies, "Oh I don't know... sell her?"
Josef thinks, "Ahh... cellar..."
Kids in a candy store! :joker::joker::joker::joker:
BB_Eye
18-04-2010, 02:14 PM
For those who haven't already read it.
The Sickipedia home page is a bit like a stroke patient...
...only the left side of it is actually any good.
:joker:
Stacey.
18-04-2010, 02:15 PM
For those who haven't already read it.
The Sickipedia home page is a bit like a stroke patient...
...only the left side of it is actually any good.
:joker:
:laugh:
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