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Loukas
28-03-2009, 10:22 PM
Right. Today me and some mates were in my local Superdrug store, there is a new security guard working there. We entered the store, a group of 4 of us, 3 girls and me. I wanted to get a small tin of vaseline because i ran out, anyway so i picked it up and i was holding it, then the girls went to the make up section and i followed, the whole time he spent the time watching us.

Then i picked up a item of make up and said 'Girls, What kind of eyeliner is this?' He came over and said put that down, it's for girls. I WENT CHRIS CROCKER ON THIS BITCH, I said, 'Excuse me, i was only looking maybe i like to wear eyeliner. Maybe i was buying it for my girlfriend' He laughed and said 'Boys don't wear eyeliner!' I just walked way, pissed off, i wasn't interested in buying the eye liner, i don't buy make up it's just the simple fact of him saying that.

I walked away and one of my mates followed to go to the food section. HE FOLLOWED ME ONCE AGAIN i picked up a volvic water then i didn't want it so put it back then wanted a coke picked that up. I couldn't make up my mind and i said that aloud too. He came over once again and said, How about nothing, can you leave the store. It was pissing down with rain, i was like Why?! WE HAVENT DONE ANYTHING. He replyed please get out. I said can i at least pay for my vaseline and he was like 'NO! GET OUT NOW!'

THE 2 OF US STOOD IN THE RAIN AND HE WAS LAUGHING. HE WAS LAUGHING AT US. As the other 2 were leaving the shop they asked him why he kicked us out and he told them to get out too.

WHAT THE *******. THE GUY ACCUALLY DESERVES A SLAP. OMFG. THAT GUY GOT MY BLOOD PRESURE HIGH.

Kornetto
28-03-2009, 10:24 PM
Uh , swear he has something against you. That security guy is hidious.
Not even letting you pay for your vaseline , then go laughing at you when your in the rain. :bored:

30stone
28-03-2009, 10:24 PM
Buying some valeline eh loukas :wink:.

He sounds like a proper wanker though lol.

MarkWaldorf
28-03-2009, 10:25 PM
LOLL

Ross
28-03-2009, 10:25 PM
I'd have kicked that twat in the balls if he would have said I couldn't buy my vaseline. I always have vaseline on me. I like my lips being smooth and soft.

Loukas
28-03-2009, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Buying some valeline eh loukas :wink:.

He sounds like a proper *****r though lol.

IT'S FOR MY LIPS :whistle:

And he was. A right a***crack!

Loukas
28-03-2009, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by Ross
I always have vaseline on me. I like my lips being smooth and soft.

EXACTLY. Same. Alova Green Tin :lovedup:

Ross
28-03-2009, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by Ross
I always have vaseline on me. I like my lips being smooth and soft.

EXACTLY. Same. Alova Green Tin :lovedup:
Just normal blue one. :hugesmile:

pinkmichk
28-03-2009, 10:29 PM
not much you can do now but you should have complained to the store manager at the time

Loukas
28-03-2009, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by pinkmichk
not much you can do now but you should have complained to the store manager at the time

if i went back in the shop i would of chris browned that bitch. It really was not worth it.

lily.
28-03-2009, 10:32 PM
You shoulda refused to leave. What a tosser. My other half gets followed in shops all the time. Apparently he looks like a criminal lol

bronaaaa
28-03-2009, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by Ross
I always have vaseline on me. I like my lips being smooth and soft.

EXACTLY. Same. Alova Green Tin :lovedup:
Just normal blue one. :hugesmile:

Green one :lovedup:
I forgot my caseling the other day at school, was awful :bawling:

Anywasy..what a tw*t like, ring up and complain, or write a letter to the manager or something..customer rights n'all :wink:

MarkWaldorf
28-03-2009, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by lili
You shoulda refused to leave. What a tosser. My other half gets followed in shops all the time. Apparently he looks like a criminal lol

I always get followed by young kids asking for a lighter http://i43.tinypic.com/snpj43.gif

Loukas
28-03-2009, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by Ross
I always have vaseline on me. I like my lips being smooth and soft.

EXACTLY. Same. Alova Green Tin :lovedup:
Just normal blue one. :hugesmile:

Green one :lovedup:
I forgot my caseling the other day at school, was awful :bawling:

Anywasy..what a tw*t like, ring up and complain, or write a letter to the manager or something..customer rights n'all :wink:

I rather ring up, if i see him i will shout at him. Seriously, at the moment i just want to hurt him.

And the Green tin all the way. I also love the pink tin. :D

lily.
28-03-2009, 10:39 PM
haha. that's bad Mark. You must look like a bad'boy..

One time in Toys R Us in Glasgow, we were xmas shopping, and this guard literally shadowed us all the way thru the shop. He was busy stalking my OH, and we were busy laughing at the bunch of teenagers who were filling their jackets with stuff. The guard didn't even notice them.

Ordinarily one of us would have mentioned to security that we could see people shoplifting, but we were so pissed off at being stalked through the shop, we figured he could find out when the alarm went off. So we said nothing, and they done a runner out the shop with the stuff. We were in stitches.

MarkWaldorf
28-03-2009, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by lili
haha. that's bad Mark. You must look like a bad'boy..

One time in Toys R Us in Glasgow, we were xmas shopping, and this guard literally shadowed us all the way thru the shop. He was busy stalking my OH, and we were busy laughing at the bunch of teenagers who were filling their jackets with stuff. The guard didn't even notice them.

Ordinarily one of us would have mentioned to security that we could see people shoplifting, but we were so p****d off at being stalked through the shop, we figured he could find out when the alarm went off. So we said nothing, and they done a runner out the shop with the stuff. We were in stitches.

hahahah. were these older teens? because teenagers shop lifting from Toys R Us is pretty sad! :hugesmile: sounds as if they were after Power Ranger figures or something... :/

Loukas
28-03-2009, 10:47 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/314qkn7.jpg

MarkWaldorf
28-03-2009, 10:48 PM
umg Loukas do you live near one shop or sumthang? ;o

Sam!
28-03-2009, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by MarkSpears
Originally posted by lili
haha. that's bad Mark. You must look like a bad'boy..

One time in Toys R Us in Glasgow, we were xmas shopping, and this guard literally shadowed us all the way thru the shop. He was busy stalking my OH, and we were busy laughing at the bunch of teenagers who were filling their jackets with stuff. The guard didn't even notice them.

Ordinarily one of us would have mentioned to security that we could see people shoplifting, but we were so p****d off at being stalked through the shop, we figured he could find out when the alarm went off. So we said nothing, and they done a runner out the shop with the stuff. We were in stitches.

hahahah. were these older teens? because teenagers shop lifting from Toys R Us is pretty sad! :hugesmile: sounds as if they were after Power Ranger figures or something... :/

pmsl!

Loukas
28-03-2009, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by MarkSpears
umg Loukas do you live near one shop or sumthang? ;o

No way! It's just in superdrug it's worth 59p and in other shops £1 and i only had 70p!

MrGaryy
28-03-2009, 10:59 PM
I would told him that this boy does and went and bought it. Then thrown it out lol.

One time I went into Costa with a about 5 other boys and girls. We sat upstairs and our friend was off getting our coffees and this secureity guard told us that two of us had to leave - just TWO. So we were like, but we're buying stuff, our friend is getting it. He just said get out two of you, so me and my friends said we'd go. We left and we were walking down the mall looking at windows and chatting about how weird that was. I look around - he had followed us up the entire shopping centre.

Marsh.
28-03-2009, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
http://i40.tinypic.com/314qkn7.jpg

I would've told you to get out too! haha:yuk:

Loukas
28-03-2009, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by 08marsh
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
http://i40.tinypic.com/314qkn7.jpg

I would've told you to get out too! haha:yuk:

Love You 2 :lovedup:

Novo
28-03-2009, 11:04 PM
That security guard is my type of guy

He's seems like A person you could have a right laugh with over a pint of guiness at the local red lion

lily.
28-03-2009, 11:15 PM
Mark: They were about 14-ish I'd guess..

andyman
28-03-2009, 11:17 PM
Hats off to the security guy, he did good. :cheer2:

Jake!
29-03-2009, 09:07 PM
:lovedup:VASALINE! Can't live without it. OMG!:lovedup:
Anyways. Hi Loukas, how are you?

Matt08
29-03-2009, 09:19 PM
If I was you then i'd ring the Superdrug head office and complain about the security guard, it's age discrimination.

Sod_James
29-03-2009, 09:21 PM
Lol i wear eyeliner. i think it looks good on guys lmao.

Loukas
29-03-2009, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Jake!
:lovedup:VASALINE! Can't live without it. OMG!:lovedup:
Anyways. Hi Loukas, how are you?

I Know Right!! It's amazing. I am fine thanks.

Everyone who cares i did complain today, we went in the shop once again he followed us :rolleyes: we said, Eugh and walked straight past him, went to the paying desk and told them, they got there manager and we spoke to her, we told her what happened and SHE GAVE ME MY VASELINE FOR HALF PRICE :wink: I know, hardly nothing but still the manager was amazing.

He said sorry and she had a talk with him.. And we left the shop.

Locke.
29-03-2009, 09:24 PM
LOL! He sounds like a good laugh, I'd have probably wanted to do the same if you kept picking things up and putting them down again.

andyman
29-03-2009, 09:30 PM
The OP should be banned from the shop!

Loukas
29-03-2009, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by Locke
LOL! He sounds like a good laugh, I'd have probably wanted to do the same if you kept picking things up and putting them down again.

I only done it 3 times. It's not like i am rearangeing the shop!

lily.
29-03-2009, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by Jake!
:lovedup:VASALINE! Can't live without it. OMG!:lovedup:
Anyways. Hi Loukas, how are you?

I Know Right!! It's amazing. I am fine thanks.

Everyone who cares i did complain today, we went in the shop once again he followed us :rolleyes: we said, Eugh and walked straight past him, went to the paying desk and told them, they got there manager and we spoke to her, we told her what happened and SHE GAVE ME MY VASELINE FOR HALF PRICE :wink: I know, hardly nothing but still the manager was amazing.

He said sorry and she had a talk with him.. And we left the shop.

You did the right thing Loukas, and at least he apologised to you guys, so hopefully this will be the end of it.

MrGaryy
29-03-2009, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by Jake!
:lovedup:VASALINE! Can't live without it. OMG!:lovedup:
Anyways. Hi Loukas, how are you?

I Know Right!! It's amazing. I am fine thanks.

Everyone who cares i did complain today, we went in the shop once again he followed us :rolleyes: we said, Eugh and walked straight past him, went to the paying desk and told them, they got there manager and we spoke to her, we told her what happened and SHE GAVE ME MY VASELINE FOR HALF PRICE :wink: I know, hardly nothing but still the manager was amazing.

He said sorry and she had a talk with him.. And we left the shop.

I would make it my business to try and shop there as much as possible just to piss him off now. Perhaps even brag loudly to your friends about how you got your vaseline half price, make sure he can hear you. Or maybe be a typical teenager and blare music on your phone. "Gives You Hell" - All American Rejects would be a good choice.

I'm far too good at this.

WATERS
29-03-2009, 09:33 PM
Hahahahahahahahaha
Id of done the same thing

Locke.
29-03-2009, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by Locke
LOL! He sounds like a good laugh, I'd have probably wanted to do the same if you kept picking things up and putting them down again.

I only done it 3 times. It's not like i am rearangeing the shop!

Yes but it's just being awkward, and remember it is his job to make sure you don't rob anything, and if you kept picking everything up and putting it back then it would be a bit suspicious.

He did the right thing, kudos to the guy. He was being safe.

lily.
29-03-2009, 09:36 PM
He was being a dick. You can't go treating everyone like they're guna rob you.

andyman
29-03-2009, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by MrGaryy
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by Jake!
:lovedup:VASALINE! Can't live without it. OMG!:lovedup:
Anyways. Hi Loukas, how are you?

I Know Right!! It's amazing. I am fine thanks.

Everyone who cares i did complain today, we went in the shop once again he followed us :rolleyes: we said, Eugh and walked straight past him, went to the paying desk and told them, they got there manager and we spoke to her, we told her what happened and SHE GAVE ME MY VASELINE FOR HALF PRICE :wink: I know, hardly nothing but still the manager was amazing.

He said sorry and she had a talk with him.. And we left the shop.

I would make it my business to try and shop there as much as possible just to p**s him off now. Perhaps even brag loudly to your friends about how you got your vaseline half price, make sure he can hear you. Or maybe be a typical teenager and blare music on your phone. "Gives You Hell" - All American Rejects would be a good choice.

I'm far too good at this.
Hope they bring back National Service.

MrGaryy
29-03-2009, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by Locke
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by Locke
LOL! He sounds like a good laugh, I'd have probably wanted to do the same if you kept picking things up and putting them down again.

I only done it 3 times. It's not like i am rearangeing the shop!

Yes but it's just being awkward, and remember it is his job to make sure you don't rob anything, and if you kept picking everything up and putting it back then it would be a bit suspicious.

He did the right thing, kudos to the guy. He was being safe.

LMAO.

Loukas
29-03-2009, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by lili
He was being a dick. You can't go treating everyone like they're guna rob you.

Exactly! The woman saw my point, Hahaha. *Puts On Vaseline*

Jake!
31-03-2009, 02:52 PM
Listen yeah I'm going all out to buy the Green Tin people, will pick it up on the way to get Clubland Classix 2 in Victoria.

Nurse57
31-03-2009, 04:03 PM
"You can't go treating everyone like they're guna rob you."

Yes you can and you do.