TiBB Gossip Girl (Episode #3- 'Bad News Hugo' posted!)

[MarkWaldorf]

Hey Upper East TiBBers, Gossip Girl here... and I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources, jimmytubbs, sends us this: Spotted at This Is Big Brother Lobby, bags in hand: Lauren van der Woodsen. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'? And just as suddenly she's back. Don't believe me? See for yourselves: Lucky for us, jimmytubbs sent proof. Thanks for the photo, Jimmy!

http://i39.tinypic.com/2la6gxw.gif

.........

The story continues soon.


MIND-BLOWINGLY INAPPROPRIATE!
- Grahame Stickings (Sticks) Creative Writing lay-about

A NASTY PIECE OF WORK! A TALE OF INDECENCY!
- Madonna's mother on her son being featured in the story

WE WONDER WHY THESE TEENS WEREN'T BANNED SOONER!
- Mark, founder of Thisisbigbrother.com

SIGN OF THE TIMES.
- Arista, registered This Is Big Brother member



COMINGSOON

[i]No ideas on who will be featured or what will happen have yet been decided, so any U2Us on possible members featured or storylines are always welcome! :thumbs:

xoxo
Gossip Girl

[Novo]

Oh god

[Hugo]

http://i42.tinypic.com/16hiy3b.png

[MrGaryy]

jimmytubbs LMAO.

I wanna be in this lol. But not as that pathetic excuse for a gay, Eric.

[MarkWaldorf]

Andy ****

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by MrGaryy
jimmytubbs LMAO.

I want to be in this lol. But not as that pathetic excuse for a gay, Eric.

lmfao!! I hadn't even thought of him tbh

[LemonJam]

SIGN OF THE TIMES.
- Arista, registered This Is Big Brother member


ROFLMAO!!!!

[Shaun]

SO FETCH.
- Shaun 'too gay to function' Collins

I'll advertise it subliminally in TiBBOaks.

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL ty Shaun! :joker:

[Firewire]

lol Mark.

[MarkWaldorf]

What? ;O

[~Kizwiz~]

Love it :devil:

[MarkWaldorf]

Thanks Kiz :hug:

[Tom4784]

Lol it sounds brilliant.

[MarkWaldorf]

Thanks Dezzy!

I'm hoping to base people on these guys;
serena
blair
chuck
nate
dan
jenny
rufus
allison
lily
darota
vanessa
eric
hazel
kati
nelly yuki

[Sophii3x]

Sounds so good! You know who's part I want :whistle:

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL Sophie! I've noted all requests! :pat: *wonders if Sophie can be made into a bitch*

[Riz]

mark you really are a GG *****! :rolleyes:

[Lewis.]

Ooh. Sounds great :) Request from me ;)

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Riz
mark you really are a GG *****! :rolleyes:

http://i42.tinypic.com/ih5nxg.gif

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lewis:)
Ooh. Sounds great :) Request from me ;)

Thanks Lewis! :dance2:

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Thanks Dezzy!

I'm hoping to base people on these guys;
serena
blair
chuck
nate
dan
jenny
rufus
allison
lily
darota
vanessa
eric
hazel
kati
nelly yuki

O-totha-M-F-G.

how can you leave out Dorota!?!?

[Sam!]

Originally posted by MrGaryy
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Thanks Dezzy!

I'm hoping to base people on these guys;
serena
blair
chuck
nate
dan
jenny
rufus
allison
lily
darota
vanessa
eric
hazel
kati
nelly yuki

O-totha-M-F-G.

how can you leave out Dorota!?!?

Someone is blind :tongue:

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by Sam!
Originally posted by MrGaryy
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Thanks Dezzy!

I'm hoping to base people on these guys;
serena
blair
chuck
nate
dan
jenny
rufus
allison
lily
darota
vanessa
eric
hazel
kati
nelly yuki

O-totha-M-F-G.

how can you leave out Dorota!?!?

Someone is blind :tongue:

PHEEE-EW!

sorry for my blind-ness but thank the good lord. leaving out such a ledgendary charcter would just be criminal. And not criminal in the sexy way!

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Riz
mark you really are a GG *****! :rolleyes:

look which slut is back on the scene

[Hugo]

I WANNA BE IN IT.
:lovedup:

[Riz]

Originally posted by Hugo
Originally posted by Riz
mark you really are a GG *****! :rolleyes:

look which slut is back on the scene

im lookin skank..
lmao hey bitch.. love the city avatar.. ps.. new episode of the hills next week or week after have u seen the promos?!

[Hugo]

oooh ty
and no
*looks*

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL Gazbo, I wouldn't DREAM of ignoring Darota!!

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
LOL Gazbo, I wouldn't DREAM of ignoring Darota!!

good.
darota=legdified.

and it's Garyy now betch.:lovedup:

[MarkWaldorf]

I didn't even notice you changed it :shocked:!

I agree, Darota is amazing! :lovedup:
Better choose someone to represent her carefully lol.

[MrGaryy]

I think it's pretty obv Ann would be the perfect candidate. :(

And yar, I;ve had it for like 2 weeks now hehe.

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO ;O! Shame she isn't here, what a comeback...

My bad! lmao.

[MarkWaldorf]

Okay, so I've decided on the full cast and I'll probably post the list on Friday or something.

[Lewis.]

Yay :) Cannot wait :dance2:

[Hugo]

Why don't ya just post it now bitch.

[MrGaryy]

*fingers crossed for darota/ann*

[MarkWaldorf]

Because I aint rushing it Hugo, I may want to change it. :p

[Shaun]

*does facial stretching exercises for the number of bitchy looks I'll be giving*

http://1.2.3.9/bmi/www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/puh_lease.gif

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL w/e shaun. the character you're based on is amazing.

just a quick note on the character situation, no person is more important because they're based on a character who's more focused on the show. i'm basing it completely on tibb, which members just based on the characters. so even if you feel you have a **** role, that doesn't necessarily mean you have no storylines coming or w/e. it all depends on how you are on tibb. :p

list coming tonight sometime.

[MarkWaldorf]

Primary Cast:

Gossip Girl – MarkWaldorf
The narrator of the story, "Gossip Girl" is an unseen character whose gossip commentary blog is widely visited by the youths of the upper-TiBB side social scene, often stirring the lives of the main characters network.

Serena van der Woodsen – Lauren
Former it girl of the Upper-TiBB side and best friend of Hugo Waldorf recently returned from a Digital Spy boarding school for reasons unknown to her friends, as was her departure from TiBB a year ago.

Blair Waldorf – Hugo
Queen Bee of the social scene; a position he inherited from his best friend after Lauren left TiBB. An only child at heart, he is introduced as the son of a divorced fashion designer.


Chuck Bass – Ross
Cynical, world-weary and suave, Ross has no qualms about living life on the edge. He possesses near-sociopathic tendencies of abusing and manipulating others who get in his way. The childhood best friend of Remy, his reputation of womanizing and a patron of baser habits make them complete opposites.

Nate Archibald –Remy
Remy Archibald is a "waspoid”, good-looking lacrosse player at the elite St. Stickings School for boys. His mother, Mrs. Archibald, is a French socialite, and his father, Captain Archibald, is a former Navy captain and a wealthy banker. He smokes copious amounts of marijuana.

Dan Humphrey – Sam
Sam "Lonely Boy" Humphrey is the son of rocker Roy Humphrey and artist Kizzy Humphrey, and is the older sibling of Ninastar Humphrey. Sam is a poet and attends the St. Stickings for boys with enemy Ross Bass. He has longed for Lauren van der Woodsen since a party when they were fifteen, and she was the only person who was nice to him. He has somewhat of disgust for Lauren’s best friend, Hugo Waldorf.

Vanessa Abrams – Jen
Described as being sullen, with a shaved head and wearing nothing but black attire Jen is a budding filmmaker. Her dream is to one day attend TBU and major in film. Her hippie artist parents live in BB Spyville but allowed her to move to TiBB to live with her sister, Laura.


Jenny Humphrey – Ninastar
Introduced as a freshman at Constance Kaz School for Girls with a desire to carve her own place in the in-crowd, Ninastar is impressionable and quickly becomes the pawn of several characters. She, amongst other girls, harbors a crush for Remy Archibald. She also has a tight-knit relationship with her brother, Sam, which proves handy as she finds herself in frequent need of help due to her bad judgment. Ninastar dreams of becoming a designer, her efforts eventually pay off after receiving a letter of internship at Sia Waldorf's studio.

Rufus Humphrey – Red Moon
A former rock star and husband of Kizzy Humphrey, he is also an owner of a fledging art gallery. Determined to give his children a quality education, he enrolled them at private day schools which lead him to bump heads more than once with his former flame, Linda van der Woodsen.

Alison Humphrey – Kizwiz
Red's wife of 17 years and Sam and Ninstar’s mother. She is an artist, selling her work in husband’s art gallery. She has had a feud with Linda for years.

Lily van der Woodsen – Linda
The multiple-divorced, ex-ballerina, and socialite mother of Lauren and Callum van der Woodsen, Linda has a colored history as a former lover of Sam and Ninastar's father, Red, that she would rather not acknowledge. Despite her constant concern for appearances and status in high society, it can be assumed that she lived as indulgently as Lauren during her wild child years.

Secondary Cast:

Darota – Shaun

Eleanor Waldorf-Rose – SiaSiaSia

Eric van der Woodsen – Callum

Aaron Rose – Darenn

Recurring Cast:

Hazel Williams – Gary

Kati Farkas- Firewire

Nelly Yuki – Madonna

Penelope Shafai – Christina

Isabel Coates – Sophie

Elise Wells – Rizwan

Tyler Waldorf – Lewis

Donald Bass – Doug

Ruby Abrams – Laura





btw, many of the characters listed in recurring are in Hugo's social circle or just desperate wannabes. remember, ya'll are just based on these characters. not entirely them.

[Riz]

mark u is gossip ****** not gossip girl!

[MarkWaldorf]

erm, i beg your pardon? :yuk:

[Hugo]

Hmm, you chose me a good set of desperate wannabes.
It's so hard finding obedient minions.

[Riz]

Originally posted by Hugo
Hmm, you chose me a good set of desperate wannabes.
It's so hard finding obedient minions.


Pls the only desperate wannabe is your *white chicks movie voice* Mother! oh i went there!

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Riz
Originally posted by Hugo
Hmm, you chose me a good set of desperate wannabes.
It's so hard finding obedient minions.


Pls the only desperate wannabe is your mama! oh i went there!

;O

Technically, you're insulting Sia. :nono:

[Riz]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Riz
Originally posted by Hugo
Hmm, you chose me a good set of desperate wannabes.
It's so hard finding obedient minions.


Pls the only desperate wannabe is your mama! oh i went there!

;O

Technically, you're insulting Sia. :nono:

I knew that pmsl.

[MarkWaldorf]

Sia Waldorf-Rose would beat yo ass.

[Riz]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Sia Waldorf-Rose would beat yo ass.

Please that skanky granny aint got nothin on me bitch!

[MarkWaldorf]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2rynkfb.gif

[Riz]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2012k51.gif

[MarkWaldorf]

That's blatantly been stolen, Rizwan. I don't associate with thieves.

[Riz]

lmao!

[Shaun]

Secondary cast?

Someone's getting killed off on TiBBOaks. It's that or you're sleeping with Conzors.

[MarkWaldorf]

Shaun, once you've seen who you're based on you'll change your mind. Let me fetch a picture....

[Riz]

Mark is it this zexi beast!

Picto
http://www.comedycv.co.uk/alancarr/alan-carr-2005-may.jpg

[MarkWaldorf]

Darota looking freakishly fierce in her eye-liner.

http://gg-media.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_GG221-0004.jpg

[Riz]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Darota looking freakishly fierce in her eye-liner.

http://gg-media.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_GG221-0004.jpg

Dayummmm! HOTNESS.. :shocked:

[Shaun]

a maid.
*looks down and exits thread*

[MarkWaldorf]

Hugo's maid/paternal carer.

[Shaun]

I'm sure you'll make her fabulous for me. :lovedup:

[MarkWaldorf]

Duh, you're connected to Hugo.

But in all seriousness, everyone should be fabulous if I do it right lol!

[Hugo]

Shaun, hunny. Anyone connected to me will be fabulous. d/w.

[Ross]

I love my part. Chuck. I can't wait. :tongue:

[Hugo]

only just noticed im in your sig.
ty
:hugesmile:

[MarkWaldorf]

I knew who Ross was straight away lmao!

[MarkWaldorf]

Written the first episode and it shall be posted later today.

[Billy]

bitch left me out!!!!!!1one

[SiaSiaSia]

meee i want to be in iiitittt

[Hugo]

Can't wait.
:hugesmile:

[MarkWaldorf]

d/w Billy everyone gets a chance to be in it :wink: you are Siaaaaaaa!

[Princess]

So am I a desperate wannabe then? :P

[MarkWaldorf]

You are Jen's hippy sister. :tongue:

[Princess]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
You are Jen's hippy sister. :tongue:

Oooh yay!

[MrGaryy]

pfft. the part of nelly yuki was clearly made for me.

[MarkWaldorf]

Hazel > Nelly in my story. Hazel's a fierce bitch.

[\PJ/]

:sad:

[MarkWaldorf]

Read back PJ...

[\PJ/]

Did you know the combined weight of all the girls that are in gossip girl is 9 stone,fat bitches.

[MarkWaldorf]

LMFAO *remembers to make PJ messed up*

[Zac]

I would've been in this but nobody told me about it. :sad:

[MarkWaldorf]

Don't be so sure. :bigsmile:

Everyone will have a chance to be in it at some point.

[Zac]

Okay then... :spin2:

[Matt]

Ooh, the launch of this is great promotion for the latest TiBB Apprentice task... :eureka:

[MarkWaldorf]

Okay, I'm about to post! :tongue:

[Hugo]

less talking more posting betch

[Zac]

Lol Mark, just get on with it, you say that you're about to post then you go offline.

[Hugo]

OI ****ER
HE'S ITALICS-ING

:hugesmile:
lol

[MarkWaldorf]

TiBB Gossip Girl – Episode 1: ‘Pilot’

Opening Sequence:

Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East TiBBers, Gossip Girl here... and I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources, jimmytubbs, sends us this: Spotted at This Is Big Brother Lobby, bags in hand: Lauren van der Woodsen. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'? And just as suddenly she's back. Don't believe me? See for yourselves: Lucky for us, jimmytubbs sent proof. Thanks for the photo, Jimmy!

Scene One:
Random TiBB members have just received an instant text message from Gossip Girl.
Locke: OH MY GOD! You’ll never believe what’s on Gossip Girl! Someone saw Lauren getting off a train at TiBB Central!
.Andy.: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Are you for real?
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Ruth*Star: Oh my god…
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Dezzy: *pauses ‘Womanizer’ on iPod* WHAT??
*****************************************
TiBB Towers.
Mark: Alert the staff, it’s happened…
James: Surely not?
Mark: *panics* It’s on Gossip Girl!
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LemonJam: EPIC!
Zak: What is? *looks at LemonJam’s sidekick*
LemonJam: Lauren van der Woodsen is what is!

Scene Two:
Humphrey household in the low-district Big Brother section. Ninastar is in her bedroom browsing the Gossip Girl website. There are kittens on her wall.
Ninastar: SAM! Get in here!!
Sam, slightly thrown back comes running into the room.
Sam: WHAT? What is it?
Ninastar: YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WAS POSTED ON GOSSIP GIRL!
Sam: What?
Ninastar: Only that Lauren van der Woodsen back on TiBB…
Sam: Didn’t she leave?
Ninastar: Yeah. Oh, poor girl. It says she was driven out last year...
Sam: Look, I’m completely over that girl.

Scene Three:
Hugo’s penthouse in the upper-east side of TiBB. Hugo, just awake, is browsing the inbox on his cell.
Hugo: *whispers* Lauren’s back?
Shaun, a Polish export who maids for the Waldorf’s strolls into the room with a tray holding breakfast.
Shaun: Eat up Mr Hugo.
Hugo: Now isn’t the time for food, Shaun.
Shaun: But Mr Hugo...breakfast important meal of the day.
Hugo: Do you know how hard it is to concentrate when your enemy has just waltzed her over-sized ass back onto TiBB?
Shaun: You need to calm brain and eat breakfast. You want toast?
Hugo: No, I want Lauren van der Woodsen’s head on a platter.
Shaun: Miss van der Woodsen’s return, Mr Hugo?
Hugo: How did you know?
Shaun: I subscribed to Gossip Girl text alert.
Hugo: She’ll come back and take everything I’ve worked for! She is not to enter this apartment, do you hear me?
Shaun: Yes Mr Hugo. Don’t tell Miss Sia, but times like this I pack a 40 caliber in my night stand and Nighthawk Custom Heinie PDP in closet.
Gossip Girl: Uh oh, Hugo left stranded in the field of Lauren. Looks like Hugo’s reign over TiBB is over. ttyl Hugo. A nation can’t have two queens.

Scene Four:
Ross Bass’ penthouse, also on the upper-east side. Remy, who stayed the night, is awoken by a text message.
Remy: Ross, dude, wake up!
Ross, who sits up in bed, pulls away two hookers.
Ross: Yes, Archibald? Now tell me, is this really important enough to distract me from…*points to each hooker*
Remy: Lauren’s back.
Ross: *smiles* Good. It was getting…dull, around here. Excuse me, ladies. And Gossip Girl says?
Remy: Says she got off a train at TiBB Central this morning. “Bags in hand…”
Ross: You must be thrilled if your last acquaintance was anything to go by.
Remy: We’re not together…
Ross: Says the guy who took her ‘V’ at the back of count LuvaLuva’s wedding last September.
Remy: I’m gonna go.
Ross: Oh come on, Archibald. I understand. She’s incredibly hot, and that type of perfection deserves to be violated.
Gossip Girl: What’s Remy got to hide? Here’s hoping it’s out soon. Gossip Girl knows a good scandal when she sees one.

Scene Five:
Lauren arrives at her mother’s penthouse, tired and distracted. She’s awaiting her mother, Linda van der Woodsen to answer the door.
Linda: Lauren, dear…when did you get back?
Lauren: Just now actually. Mum, look…I didn’t want to cause a scene but it appears not one person on TiBB isn’t aware that I’ve returned. Please, I need you to try and not make a huge deal.
Linda: Oh honey, why would I do that?
Lauren: Because I seem to remember your homepage being my name under the key-search on Gossip Girl last year.
Linda: Well at least someone was keeping me in tune. Believe me; if I ever have to read how you came onto Duke Grahame Stickings at his Inaugural again, it’ll drive me to where ever you ended up.
Lauren: I’m gonna take a shower. I’ve got school soon.
Linda: Yes, please do. Catch up over dinner tonight?
Lauren: What ever.
Gossip Girl: Spotted, a van der Woodsen showdown. Two flags waving, one woman left standing. Looks Linda has this one sealed and ready for delivery. Tips@TiBBGossipGirl.com, Momma L.

Scene Six:
The Humphrey household. Red is getting ready for work. Nina has entered.
Red: What was Sam’s rush to school this morning for?
Ninastar: *blushes* Oh my god, you’re completely clueless. Didn’t you read Gossip Girl?
Red: What? You know Nina, in my day we didn’t have Gossip Girl. We had…privacy.
Ninastar: Uh never mind, dad. You wouldn’t understand.
Red: *shouts* Wait; is that the blog with all the capitals? You know how I feel about...
The door slams behind Ninastar.

Scene Seven:
Hugo, Gary Christina and Sophie are sitting on the steps outside of Chat and Games eating yoghurt.
Gary: Can you believe that slut had the nerve to even step back onto TiBB?
Christina: I know, right?
Gary: Please, she fell harder than Britney at the VMAs.
Sophie: Gossip Girl’s reporting she’s coming to school today. You don’t think she…
A scrawny young wannabe named Madonna climbs up the steps to C&G.
Hugo: Excuse me, who are you?
Madonna: MADONNA! BUT LOOK! I have exclusives!
Gary: Sorry, we don’t speak socially retarded.
Hugo: Let him finish. Go on…
Madonna: FIREWIRE TOLD ME…
Hugo: and that is?
Madonna: MY FRIEND! *group sniggers* He told me Lauren is planning on turning up to your 17th tomorrow night!
Hugo: *interested* really?
Lauren is seen walking up the steps to C&G. She stares at Hugo.
Lauren: H.
Hugo: L.
Gary, Sophie and Christina sit in shock.
Hugo: *raises an eye to Madonna* you can go now.
Lauren: I see you’re still recruiting minions.
Hugo: I see you still look like a *****.
Gossip Girl: We have one word. Epic. Keep note historians, the showdown of H and L is truly one for the history books.
Lauren: What happened to us, H?
Hugo: As much as this confrontation is so entertaining, I have a future to prepare for. Come on girls.
Lauren: You’re 17th…
Hugo: Yeah, you’re kind of not invited. Madonna took up the last invite. *walks off*
Gossip Girl: Ouch, a sudden realization of how far she’s fallen. Looks like Madonna Yuki’s been upgraded. Congrats, M.

Scene Eight:
Later in the day, Lauren is at The TiBB bar, drinking. Ross Bass enters.
Ross: My favorite IT-girl, fresh out of…where was it again? ‘Boarding school’…
Lauren: What do you want, Ross?
Ross: Maybe a key to your room. We could go up, take our clothes off, stare at each other…
Lauren: You’re sick. I don’t know how clear I was the last time we saw each other, but I want nothing to do with you Ross.
Ross: To the contrary. Remy still believes there’s a chance. Does he know...about…us?
Lauren: NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW! That was a mistake.
Ross: The tape doesn’t seem to think so. I just love it when a tragic mess screams my name over and over.
Lauren appears shocked.
Ross: Don’t worry, L. We won’t have to leak it just now. Where’s the fun in that? Oh and by the way,
welcome back.
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lauren van der Woodsen looking like she’s seen a ghost. A ghost of TiBB’s past.

Scene Nine:
Sam is walking down General Way when Lauren comes storming out of a bar. They bump into each other.
Sam: I’m so sorr…
Lauren: Watch where you’re going!
Sam appears shocked that he’s touched Lauren van der Woodsen.
Sam: Hey! You forgot your cell!
Gossip Girl: There’s nothing Gossip Girl likes better than a good Cinderella Story. Lauren van der Woodsen spotted with unknown male. Any money he’s as messed up as she is?

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‘Patience’ by Nick Lachey plays. Sam is in his room staring at Lauren’s cell phone. Hugo is at home looking through old photos of him and Lauren ahead of his 17th. Ross is viewing a tape at his penthouse. Remy is texting someone on his cell phone. ‘I need 2 no. Is it still on?’ Sent. Lauren, at dinner with mother Linda and brother Callum receives a text and deletes it soon after reading.
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Gossip Girl: It looks like Lauren’s return has once again messed the natural order of things on the Upper-East side. Anyone prepared to cast a waver for how long she’ll stick around? You know who’ll be watching, Lauren.

You know you love me
xoxo
Gossip Girl

[Hugo]

LOVES IT.

[Zac]

Mark I love it. How long did it take to write?

[MarkWaldorf]

Thanks guys. Um, I started last night at like 11:40pm and finished around 1:30am.

[Riz]

Groviness markkkkkkkkkk.. ps u shud do my twitter thangggggg.. :) x

[Riz]

"you know you love me xoxo"

haha i hear the gg voice when i read it..

[MarkWaldorf]

Naturally, that's the role Riz :p

[Zac]

Originally posted by Riz
"you know you love me xoxo"

haha i hear the gg voice when i read it..

Lol so do I, when i'm reading I have that voice in my head. :/

[Riz]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Naturally, that's the role Riz :p

lol YOU ****** :).. in the nicest way possible.

[MrGaryy]

WOOPAGE! Move over Nelly Yuki, there's a new kind of pathetic but secretly amazing betch in town.

[Shaun]

Yay I'm Polish :D

I love Hugo<3 And lmao @ the 'Madonna got the last invite' bit. Luvvit. Great work, MW.

[MarkWaldorf]

lol thank you guys.

writing these things is harder than I thought. :tongue:

[Sophii3x]

LOL, loves it. Well done Mark :) When's the next 'ep'?

[Hugo]

LOL, I need the next episode now!

[MarkWaldorf]

Thanks Sophie! It should be posted within the next few days.

[MrGaryy]

This is seriously amaze. Not to be consieted or whatev, but I totally love me.

[MarkWaldorf]

lmao thanks Gary!

I've never written a fanfiction or creative writing story before, so I'm trying to make it as great as possible!

[MarkWaldorf]

Seeing as I'm on a roll with Episode 2 and I really like it, I may post it late tonight if I can get it done and drafted in time. Definitely the earliest it'll be posted is tonight sometime, latest tomorrow night.

[Firewire]

Oooh!

[Zac]

Take your time Mark...

[MarkWaldorf]

I'm waiting for people who usually read it to come online before posting it, so it doesn't get bumped down the list. :tongue:

[MarkWaldorf]

Plus, it takes me about half an hour to do all the coding :/ lmao

[Zac]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Plus, it takes me about half an hour to do all the coding :/ lmao

Why don't you put the coding in whilst you're typing the script up lol?

[Zac]

We're all online now...

[MarkWaldorf]

Because it has all those green lines on Word and I'm OCD when it comes to stuff like that! :laugh3: I ALWAYS fix the red and green lines.

[MarkWaldorf]

Okay, I'll have the episode up very soon! *begins coding*

[Zac]

Oh, okay.

[MrGaryy]

I just watched E18 - you have GOT to get the line, "I hate this fat suit" into one of your eps, I beg of you.

[MarkWaldorf]

pmsl Gary! I love working GG quotes into it

[MarkWaldorf]

TiBB Gossip Girl – Episode 2: ‘Seventeen’

Gossip Girl: According to legend, TiBB was built for three sole purposes. Big Brother, rule-breaking and Hugo’s annual Birthday Party. The crème de la crop of TiBB gather to celebrate Hugo’s growing of one year older, but not so much wiser. We wonder if Lauren will show her face, and if so, what will Hugo say? We can’t wait.

Scene One:
Hugo, Gary, Sophie and Christina are at Sia’s, TiBB’s hottest fashion boutique finalizing outfits for his party tonight.
Hugo: So mother’s workers are just adjusting the outfit and soon it’ll be perfect for my party. Gary, did you get Darenn to approve his invite?
Gary: Are you kidding? He was honored. A Waldorf party; way to get noticed!
Sophie: That’s so true. Like earlier, some girl named ‘Brona’ asked me for an invite. I just had to laugh.
Hugo: *giggles* some people just shouldn’t be allowed to walk the streets of TiBB.
Madonna and Firewire are seen standing outside the shop, forcing each other to go inside. They enter.
Christina: Oh my god, are we being robbed?
Hugo: Oh, it’s you. Maddie/Marsden, is it?
Madonna: Madonna.
Hugo: Ah.
Firewire: Hey.
Hugo: No talking, please. Is there a reason you’ve quite shockingly stepped in here?
Madonna: I was JUST wondering if my friend could have an invite to your party!
Hugo smiles.
Hugo: Sure. I’ll have Shaun U2U you both details.
Madonna and Firewire jump in excitement and leave the shop.
Gary: What the hell?
Hugo: Don’t worry, they’ll be partying tonight. Just not at mine.
The entire group giggles.

Scene Two:
Ninastar is in her bedroom. Her best friend, Rizwan has just entered.
Rizwan: Hey, sexy fanny face.
Ninastar: Hey, Riz.
Rizwan: So, oh my god, you’ll never believe who looked at me today!
Ninastar: Who?
Rizwan: Sam! He’s so dreamy. Don’t you think?
Ninastar: Ew, that’s totally disgusting. He’s my brother. And, he’s straight.
Rizwan: Niny, no one is straight in Rizwan Kashmiri world. Flamboyancy rules.
Ninastar: How on earth are you not beaten up?
Kizzy, Ninastar’s mother has entered the room.
Kizzy: Nina Clarice Humphrey, what did I say about letting Rizwan in the house?[/i]
Ninastar: Sorry, mum. We were just leaving.
Kizzy: Please before I end up popping those pills your father thought he cleverly hid.
Ninastar and Rizwan leave. Kizzy walks to the bathroom and opens the cupboard and removes a small tube of pills. She immediately swallows three.

Scene Three:
Lauren has just dressed and enters her kitchen. Her mother, Linda and brother, Callum are eating breakfast.
Linda: Dinner was spectacular, incase you’re wondering.
Lauren: Mum, I’m so sorry I met Ross and got distracted.
Linda: Ross Bass? Oh, you didn’t…did you?
Lauren: No. Why would you think that?
Linda: I seem to remember plenty of guys coming and going last year.
Lauren: That was last year. I’ve changed now.
Callum: Yeah, I believe her.
Lauren: Thanks, Cal. I promise, I’ll take you out today. You want to go anywhere?
Callum: Oh, I erm. I’ve kind of been invited to Hugo’s party.
Lauren: Go! Go and have a fun time. You don’t have to feel guilty.
Callum: Thanks, L.
Lauren smiles and leaves the room. She returns to her bedroom and looks for her cell phone.
Lauren: Ah, great.
Gossip Girl: Looks like Hugo really knows where to fire his bullets. Take note, L.

Scene Four:
Sam is outside Lauren’s apartment. He is hesitant about knocking, until someone opens the door.
Lauren: Hey! Do you want something?
Sam: Yeah, I’m Sam, erm. Last night we touch…bumped into each other and you forgot your cell. I figured you may want it.
Lauren: Oh my god, thank you.
Sam: It’s no problem.
Lauren: At least there’s one decent guy on TiBB.
Sam: I’m sure there’s a few of us around.
Lauren: Well, I’ve got to get somewhere but thank you so much. I, I can’t say it enough.
Sam: Well, I put my number in if you ever want to...
Lauren smiles.
Lauren: How do you know a girl like me isn’t taken?
Sam: Gossip Girl…
Lauren: Oh.
Awkward silence.
Lauren: Well, it was nice talking to you, Sam.
Lauren walks off smiling.
Sam: You too.
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lauren van der Woodsen having seconds with unknown male. Anyone know said boy? We guess he isn’t with trust fund.

Scene Five:
Hugo’s penthouse. Ross has just entered and is greeted by Shaun.
Shaun: Mr Ross, Mr Hugo just preparing for party. I can leave message.
Hugo: Not necessary, Shaun. Leave please.
Shaun paces out of the room.
Ross: Looking good, H.
Hugo: Wishing I could say the same for you.
Ross: Feisty.
Hugo: Is there a reason you’re wasting my time? I do have a party to prepare for. One, which, by the end of the night will have me on the cover of every major magazine on TiBB.
Ross: Ah yes, the annual Waldorf party. Some, spectacular things have taken place there.
Hugo fires a bitchy look.
Hugo: What is it you want?
Ross: I know your current situation with Lauren. Come backing to TiBB, plotting to steal your status…
Hugo: She said that?
Ross: She says a lot of things, but does them so much better. *smiles*
Hugo: Get out.
Ross: I have something she wants kept hidden. Something that would destroy her faster than Leon Jackson’s singing career.
Hugo: Really? TiBB Hall. 8’O Clock?
Ross: I wouldn’t miss it for the world. I’ll make sure she gets there.
Gossip Girl: Hugo and Ross playing a deadly game of Russian roulette. Who needs a gun when you’re playing with Lauren van der Woodsen’s name?

Scene Six:
TiBB Hall. Hugo’s birthday party is in full swing. Hundreds of upper-east TiBBers are in attendance.
Lady Gaga’s ‘Beautiful Dirty Rich’ is playing.
Billy: Great Party, Hugo!
Zak: Yeah, it’s so awesome.
Hugo grins.
Hugo: Naturally.
Hugo walks away to rejoin Gary, Sophie and Christina.
Gary: So I totally got Mark on a date to guide me through TiBB towers. First member, ever!
Christina: Annie totally took that trip last fall.
Gary: Annie is about as relevant as anything that andyman posts. i.e no one cares.
Hugo: Has Lauren shown up yet?
Gary: Ew, why? She wasn’t even invited.
Hugo: She is now.
A drunken Shaun walks up to Hugo.
Shaun: Mr Hugo, I meet nice man PJ! He shows me pictures of BB8 caravan! PJ nice man.
Hugo: Shaun! We aren’t in Poland. It’s a social gathering, not a blind date. Now go and serve someone.
Shaun: Yes, sorry Mr Hugo.
Hugo receives a text from Ross. There now. Got everything ready?

Scene Seven:
Lauren’s apartment. Lauren is about to help Callum leave when there’s a knock on the door.
Ross: Just the girl I was after.
Lauren: What is it, Ross?
Ross: I’m here to take you to Hugo’s party. He wants to see you.
Lauren: I’m not going to that.
Callum: Hugo wants you? That means you’re coming?
Ross and Callum both look at Lauren.
Lauren: Let me get my coat.
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lauren making a courageous journey to Hugo’s party with Ross Bass in lead. Everyone knows you shouldn’t follow Ross, L.

Scene Eight:
Madonna and Firewire are at ‘Locke’s’, a bar in the Lower-TiBB side.
Madonna: I’M SO EXCITED! I even brought my Madonna CD collection!
Firewire: Well I brought Miley!
08mash: What are you kids doing here? This is a bar!
Madonna: We’re here for Hugo’s party!
08marsh: That Waldorf kid? That’s up on the Upper-TiBB side.
Madonna and Firewire both look at each other, shocked.

Scene Nine:
Hugo’s party. Lauren, Callum and Ross have just entered.
As Lauren enters, the press goes wild and begins taking photos.
Lauren: No, please not now.
Hugo stands shocked as everyone moves to see Lauren. Gary, Sophie and Christina join him.
Gary: She didn’t even make a sound. She’s that good.
Hugo: *angrily* Not for much longer.
Ross joins Hugo as his friends leave.
Ross: It was surprisingly easy. Good call on inviting the brother.
Hugo: I can’t believe it. She’s ruined everything.
Ross: Not for long. Is the projector on?
Hugo: Why?
Ross: We’re gonna watch a little film.
Ross walks onto the stage.
Ross: Good evening everyone. Waldorf parties work by making each better than the previous and in a few minutes time, we’ll be making history ladies and gentlemen. Get comfortable, this film’s a shocker. Jeffery, the lights please.
The lights dim and a film begins to play. A hotel suite. Lauren has just entered with Ross behind her.
As the film continues, the pair begins to kiss and move to the bed. The audience gasps.
A woman walks through the crowd, towards the stage.
Sia: Hugo? *surprised* What is this?
*************************
Hugo: MOTHER? *shocked*
*************************
Lauren: Ross! *angrily*
*************************
Callum: Lauren? *confused*
*************************
Ross: *sniggers* Sweet.

Gossip Girl: Some might call this a scene from a dramatic novel, but on TiBB we call it Sunday afternoon. But what must L be feeling? Uh, who cares? This scandal is gonna be huge. And you know who’ll be watching.
xoxo

Gossip Girl.

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Shaun]

ROFL.

[MrGaryy]

ell to tha oh ell.

another classic.

[Tom4784]

This is great Mark!

[MarkWaldorf]

Thanks guys LOL!

[Dom:D]

This is Great!:D

[Hugo]

haha, love it.

[MarkWaldorf]

Thanks! :bigsmile:

[Zac]

Love it Mark lol. Epic!

[MarkWaldorf]

Aw, thanks Zak! :lovedup:

[Firewire]

Scene Eight:
Madonna and Firewire are at ‘Locke’s’, a bar in the Lower-TiBB side.
Madonna: I’M SO EXCITED! I even brought my Madonna CD collection!
Firewire: Well I brought Miley!
08mash: What are you kids doing here? This is a bar!
Madonna: We’re here for Hugo’s party!
08marsh: That Waldorf kid? That’s up on the Upper-TiBB side.
Madonna and Firewire both look at each other, shocked.


lmao

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL thats a nice compliment Nina! ty babes. ily2.

[Riz]

MARK U *****!.. loves it.. lol..

and thats about sam MAGIC not anyone else!

[Riz]

"Hey, sexy fanny face." ive actually called mark that!

[MarkWaldorf]

It's Sam, as in Scampi Sam, Riz! :wink:

[Riz]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
It's Sam, as in Scampi Sam, Riz! :wink:


EWWWWW NO!! BARF GG you need to sort out your sources.. its magic and magic only!

[MarkWaldorf]

How is it a 'source' when it actually happened? LOL

Rizwan, you clearly know **** all about GG.

[Riz]

lol well i only started watching it today!!

EDIT: he is the one that wants me anyway!

[MarkWaldorf]

It's my story, Riz. :tongue: Anything's possible.

Last time I checked, Shaun wasn't polish or Hugo's maid. (hopes not...)

[Riz]

lol ok..

i was kiddin btw!

[MarkWaldorf]

Anyway, back on topic! :nono:

OMG at Ross and Hugo ;O bitches of the highest order.

[Ross]

LMFAOO.

I love it. Me and Hugo are so fierce.
I love my character so bitchy. :lovedup:

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL :lovedup: Thanks Ross, glad you like it!

[lily.]

You've inspired me to DL the pilot of this show. I think I might like it. :D

I need to get me a van der woodsen avatar..lol

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL really Linda? that's great to hear! :tongue:

Your character:

http://www.daemonstv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/go108b_0065b-b3f1bef0-t3.thumbnail.jpg

[Shaun]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
It's my story, Riz. :tongue: Anything's possible.

Last time I checked, Shaun wasn't polish or Hugo's maid. (hopes not...)

*hides feather duster up my vajayjay*

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL

http://i44.tinypic.com/k33yw7.gif

[lily.]

Got the avvy... just need the pilot now.. :D

[MarkWaldorf]

Haha! Yay, GG spirit. I hope you like it!! :cheer:

[Wildcat!]

Originally posted by lili
Got the avvy... just need the pilot now.. :D

Its a tragedy not to have seen GG!

AnywAYs pilot:

http://you.video.sina.com.cn/pg/topicdetail/topicPlay.php?tid=1891918&uid=1459842472#7186082

And Mark, your script is quite funny! Wish you knew someone who could put it on sims! :spin2:

my criticism, too many males, not enough girls.

[MarkWaldorf]

Thanks Aint_mad_atcha! Yeahh, I still have characters due entrances and a lot of them are females so it should be more spread out soon.

[~Kizwiz~]

:hugesmile:

Cracking :dance2:

[MarkWaldorf]

Thanks Kiz! :laugh:

[Princess]

LOVE it! Amazing Mark :hugesmile:

[MarkWaldorf]

Thanks Laura! :love: You're coming soon, d/w! :bigsmile:

[Sophii3x]

Haha, brilliant ep! :) The bar scene is funny and I love Ross Bass already, ha!

[MarkWaldorf]

Thanks Sophie! :lovedup: I was waiting for you to read it :nono:

[Ross]

Sorry Mark... but Sophie. You're from Swansea? :shocked:

[Sophii3x]

LOL, sorry Markette I couldnt get on until now! :sad: I love it though

And Ross, yes LOL! sadly.. I guess you are too? woo!

[Ross]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
LOL, sorry Markette I couldnt get on until now! :sad: I love it though

And Ross, yes LOL! sadly.. I guess you are too? woo!
Oh I am indeed.

*takes this via u2u or msn as I don't want people knowing where I'm from down to the smallest detail* (Mark....) :tongue:

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL ;O

[Sam!]

Oo I like it Mark. Its good so far :thumbs:!

[MarkWaldorf]

Thanks Sam! :thumbs:

[Locke.]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Locke: OH MY GOD! You’ll never believe what’s on Gossip Girl! Someone saw Lauren getting off a train at TiBB Central!
.Andy.: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Are you for real?

LOL.
This is actually quite good.

[Lauren]

Amazing :hello:

LOL at me and Ross.

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL David, thanks you two! :hug:

[MarkWaldorf]

Bumpp. New episode tonight!

[Jen]

I haven't been online to see this.. :(

I LOVE IT!

P.S Mark... where am I? LOL
(Shameless Ask).

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL Jen! You're coming soon, I cast you as a Vanessa type character! :hugesmile:

Btw new episode coming this weekend. I'm just stretching it out.

[MrGaryy]

I seriously NEED a new episode what with no real GG atm. This will tide me over.

[MarkWaldorf]

ikr Gary! Lack of GG is giving me writers block :(

[MrGaryy]

aww. Have you dl the OMFGG soundtrack? it might help :tongue:

[MarkWaldorf]

Gary say what? :blush2: LOL

[Harry!]

I like totaly love it

[MrGaryy]

Yeah I saw it on SIN. It's seriously longgg there's like 35 tracks on it. I think it's every single track used in the 1st series. I think it's in the Official Score & Soundtrack Thread in the MP3 Albums section, if you're interested.:wink:

[MarkWaldorf]

Thanks Gary! I'll check it out. The music on GG always gets me into different types of music! Bloc Party - Signs <3

Erm, thanks for that Madonna. lmao

[Harry!]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Thanks Gary! I'll check it out. The music on GG always gets me into different types of music! Bloc Party - Signs <3

Erm, thanks for that Madonna. lmao

The word of the day is now 'totally' it was 'Frogs' and 'Myra'

[MarkWaldorf]

OH! LOL I thought you were trying to be insulting! :blush2:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
OH! LOL I thought you were trying to be insulting! :blush2:

No I was not, I love this and my person. It would of been insolting to say 'I Myra loves this'.

[MarkWaldorf]

Haha, thanks then! :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

New episode tonight!

[MrGaryy]

LOL at first I thought this was the thread for the real GG and I was like "How the hall did that bitch jack my thread?!"

[MarkWaldorf]

Haha! :whistle: I'm still working on that.

[MarkWaldorf]

*begins to post Episode 3*

[MarkWaldorf]

TiBB Gossip Girl – Episode 3: ‘Bad News Hugo’

Gossip Girl: In our modern age, whenever a sex-tape is leaked to the public, the animals doing it are usually left banished from where ever the hell they came from. But not on the Upper-TiBB side. When your last name is of aristocracy, it’s just another scandal to the fortune. Looks like Lauren may worm her way out of this one after all, just in time for a bittersweet return to school.

Scene One:
Hugo’s party. The audience is talking as the film has just stopped playing. Teens are seen frantically opening their mobiles and texting.
Zak: Gossip Girl HAS to hear about this!
Billy: I always knew Lauren was a slut.
********************************
Sophie: Why didn’t I think of being in a sex-tape?
Gary: No one cares about your sex activities, baby.
Christina: Gossip Girl’s gone crazy. I can’t even access the site.
Gary: 150 dollars Lauren’s gone by the morning. 300 Hugo’s fled the state.
*********************************
PJ: So this is a Waldorf party? I would have come before if I knew there was free porn.
Shaun: Dirty Mr PJ! But I like… *giggles*
*********************************
Sia: Are you going to explain this Hugo or should I ground you for a lifetime right now? I fly from Paris to celebrate however old you turn and you pull a stunt like this? What the hell have you been taking this time?
Hugo: My party was ruined and all you can do is defend your horrible parenting skills? It occurred to me months ago that I don’t even know anything about you. To be honest, I don’t want to neither.
*********************************
Callum: What the hell Lauren?
Lauren: Come on, we’re getting out of here.
Callum: No, I’m not going anywhere with you.
Lauren: Callum! Just hold on a minute...

Scene Two:
The next morning, Hugo is lying in bed. He realizes he has slept in and goes to find Shaun.
Hugo: Shaun?
Soon after, Shaun tip-toes into the hall.
Shaun: Mr Hugo, you give me a fright! I didn’t see you there.
Hugo: Evidently…*smirks* Where the hell have you been? You seem to be running on Central European time this morning.
Shaun: I spend the night with Mr PJ…
Hugo: Gross.
Shaun: He very instructive in the bedroom-
Hugo: It just got grosser.
Shaun: Mr Hugo, you must get ready for school. First week back important time.
Hugo: I’m not going, Shaun. My reputation has been hit harder than Amy21’s floptastic comeback.
Shaun: You have friends Mr Hugo! You can speak to them.
Hugo: Don’t ever go to high school, Shaun. One sex-tape scandal at a party and the girls are all Lauren, Lauren, Lauren! It’s so hard finding obedient minions.
Shaun: *hugs Hugo* You be fine Mr Hugo.
Hugo: Oh, Shaun. If only the girls at school were 190 pounds of European comfort like you.

Scene Three:
Lauren is rushing to get ready for school when her mother, Linda enters.
Linda: Are we going to talk about it sometime soon?
Lauren: What is there to talk about?
Linda: The so-called sex-tape of my daughter which was broadcasted to everyone on the Upper-TiBB side?
Lauren: I don’t want to talk about it, okay? I have Callum mad at me and now I’m about to go face the vultures head first at school.
Linda: Tonight we’re discussing this.
Lauren: I can’t tonight, I…*looks at phone* I have a date with this guy…Sam.
Linda: ‘this guy, Sam’?
Lauren: Yes, but look I have to go now. I’ll call you tonight and we can discuss it soon. Speak soon!
Lauren rushes out of the room.

Scene Four:
Ninastar and Sam have just left their apartment and are on their way to school.
Ninastar: So, I’m guessing you heard about Hugo’s party last night?
Sam: Who didn’t?
Ninastar: Good point…
Sam: She hasn’t even replied, so I’m taking a guess here in she isn’t interested.
Ninastar: She’s probably just busy-
An alert rings from Sam’s phone. He’s received a text.
Lauren: I’ll take U up on that offer. 2nite?
Sam: Wow, its Lauren! She wants to go out tonight.
Ninastar jumps with joy.
Ninastar: See! And who said we Humphrey’s aren’t cool.
Sam: Our TiBB postcode…
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lauren van der Woodsen doing her bit for charity and giving lonely boy his 15 Minutes.

Scene Five:
School. A number of students are gathered around the steps. Gary is leading the speech. Sophie and Christina are behind him.
Gary: As tradition states, at the start of each school year one of you is given the chance to join us, TiBB’s elite.
Lewis: Isn’t it usually Hugo leading the course?
Gary: Hugo is no longer a member.
Rizwan: OH EM GEE.
Gary: We’ll be looking at references throughout the day if you’re- yes?
Rizwan: Is it true he fled to Nigeria? I mean I just heard that…
Gary: What? Do you even go to this school?
Rizwan: GURL! You are just the funniest thing! Duh, I’m in your Math class. Oh my god, speaking of did anyone notice Miss Annie’s nose hair? Am I right? Am I right? Rizwan reaches for Gary’s hand.
Hugo enters the school yard.
Gary: Hugo, erm…hey. We didn’t think you’d show…
Hugo: Gary, you may be an expert at being a two-faced devious swipe, but you’re acting skills are as believable as Jessica Simpson’s. What’s going on here?
Gary: I and the girls voted and…we decided it isn’t safe for us to be involved in your inner-circle. You’ve kinda been dethroned. TTYL. Oh, and I’ll be wanting that shirt back.
Hugo stands confused as everyone follows Gary. Firewire and Madonna skip to Hugo. Madonna appears to whisper something into Firewire’s ear.
Firewire: He isn’t Malawian!
Madonna: We can still adopt him!
Firewire turns to Hugo.
Firewire: You wanna sit with us at lunch?
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Hugo, broken and defeated at the scene of a crime. Poor Hugo, heres hoping he can rise out of them couture ashes.

Scene Six:
TiBB School Hallway. Remy has just spotted Ross and begins talking to him.
Remy: So I heard you ruined Hugo’s party. It's verging your worst!
Ross: It was flawless. The damage couldn’t be any more appealing.
Remy: You could have ruined everything Lauren worked for! You-you had no right.
Ross: Listen, lover-boy. She doesn’t love you. No matter how many times you text, phone or disturb – she isn’t interested. Take a hint.
Remy: You know sometimes I wonder how I’m friends with such a jerk.
Ross: Just hold on-
Remy walks off in disgust. In the same hallway, Hugo chases after Lauren.
Hugo: Lauren, wait-
Lauren: You’re talking to me now?
Hugo: What Ross did, I didn’t realize he would play that tape.
Lauren: Yeah, because you’re always completely innocent.
Hugo: I’m here apologizing, take it.
Lauren: I never meant to just run out of town and leave you, I-
Hugo: Don’t talk about it. We can forget.
Lauren and Hugo begin to hug.
Gossip Girl: It’s often said when you want to climb back up to the top; you find the best rope available. Looks like Hugo found Lauren van der Woodsen.

Scene Seven:
Nina has just returned home, and is jumping up and down excitedly.
Red: Ha, what is it, Nina?
Nina: Sam. He totally scored his first date earlier.
Red: You’re kidding! With who?
Nina: Lauren van der Woodsen.
Silence.
Red: Really?
Nina: Is there a problem?
Red: No…
Red exits the room a while later and moves into his closet. After a while of rummaging through old shoeboxes, he pulls out an old, battered photo, clearly from the 80’s. There’s a young woman in the photo.
Red: Linda...

Scene Eight:
Callum enters his mother’s room.
Callum: Mum, it says on Gossip Girl Lauren’s going out with some guy? Says his name is Sam Humphrey. *smirks* She tracked him down.
Linda turns, shocked.
Linda: Sam Humphrey????
Callum: Yeah. Why are you so shocked?
Linda: Oh, it’s nothing…I’m sure she’ll be fine.
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Momma L learning your first true love never really fades from existence. Could Linda really be making her Gossip Girl debut? How will long with L and H’s friendship really last? We can’t wait.
You know you love me.
xoxo
Gossip Girl

[Hugo]

LOL I love it.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf

Billy: I always knew Lauren was a slut.
LOL!!

[Harry!]

I am still totaly loving this.

[Zac]

Haha. It's so funny Mark, I love it! :hugesmile:

[Billy]

LMAO THIS IS AWESOME.

and wowza at me getting my first line :P

[Shaun]

Ew, I spent the night with PJ.

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL thanks guys!

[MarkWaldorf]

OH BTW, I totally forgot to mention: next episode Laura and Jen arrive.

[Ross]

Hugo you bastard. I'm taking you down with me, don't kiss her backside. You going down babydoll.

Remy is ma bitch.

[MarkWaldorf]

:joker: ily

[MrGaryy]

lovesatt.

[SiaSiaSia]

i got to the second page and saw i was cast as "Eleanor Waldorf-Rose"
i am not reading it now. :P

[MarkWaldorf]

:sad:

[Shaun]

Lmfao, I just read a line that is SO going in my custom status.

[MarkWaldorf]

trufax Shaun<3

[Shaun]

kapeola Mark :S <3

making up words...freak.

[MarkWaldorf]

trufax is spearsian for true facts.

GOD Shaun, you write about us you could have done some research! D:

[Shaun]

Who said you could determine your own language?

You're totally expendable babe. I can kill you off like *that*. So you show me some respect hon, or you're getting replaced by 08marsh.

[MarkWaldorf]

UMGAH ;O

[MarkWaldorf]

new episode Monday, I think.

can't let this thread die...

[BigSister]

hehehe liking this Mark and you can see the GG characters in them as well ^_^

[LemonJam]

<3