Carry it on

[TomRocksUrSocks]

This is a really stupid game were I say the first sentence/line/etc. of a story and you carry it on. You can go from a story about a horse to a story about KFC! I'll start:

A man went to a supermarket and bought a packet of crisps. When he opened the packet, he found...

[Novo]

A man went to a supermarket and bought a packet of crisps. When he opened the packet, he found Mon Mone chopped up into tiny pieces and it tasted like....

[TomRocksUrSocks]

...McDonalds chicken nuggets so he took McDonalds to court and had them shut down. Then one day there was a knock at the door, the man opened it and it was the McDonald's chief and he...

[TomRocksUrSocks]

...

[30stone]

... stabbed the man who shut down mcdonalds...

[Ninastar]

..Who stabbed him back and then tried to kill...

[TomRocksUrSocks]

...the owners of a McDonalds run secretly but they have guns, shoot him and run away to...