^^

[Shaun]

there was a slug outside, so I grabbed a handful of salt and sprinkled it like napalm.

heheheh.

[Scarlett.]

:laugh3:

[SiaSiaSia]

are you slightly intoxicated?

[Ross]

that's horrible. how about you get your cock out and i pour vinegar all over it. see how you like that, bitch.

[30stone]

Poor Thing.

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Ross
that's horrible. how about you get your cock out and i pour vinegar all over it. see how you like that, bitch. :laugh:

[Mark]

Guess it was too much effort to leave it be :bored:

[Shaun]

no sia. just malicious.

And ****ing bring it Ross.

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Picto
no sia. just malicious.


you're mean :(

[Christina]

:bored:

[Ross]

Originally posted by Picto
no sia. just malicious.

And ****ing bring it Ross.
Get it out now.

[Scarlett.]

*gets popcorn ready*

[Locke.]

That slug was out collecting food for it's family!!

[Shaun]

Oh **** off, XtinaaMariee two semi-colons. Judgmental bitch.

*gets it out*

[Shaun]

admin edit: stop swearing please.

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Picto
*gets it out*
Well i'm not going to complain

[Christina]

Originally posted by Picto
Oh **** off, XtinaaMariee two semi-colons. Judgmental bitch.

*gets it out* GRR! :tongue:

[Shaun]

Lmao @ the admin edit. You missed a bit. :tongue:

[Shaun]

i thought i got more hate than this so i'm bumping it so you can give me more

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

you ****ing monster

[Ninastar]

why do such people live on this planet? why?

[Josy]

that's horrible. how about you get your cock out and i pour vinegar all over it. see how you like that, bitch.

Poor Thing.

Guess it was too much effort to leave it be :bored:

That slug was out collecting food for it's family!!

:joker::joker::joker:

[Smithy]

You're worse than Hitler shaun

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im a good person because i dont kill snails

i pick them up by the shell and throw them over the fence

but you cant do that with slugs so you have to pour salt on them

[Ninastar]

today there was a bumble buzz on the window, so I poked it with this pretend flower stick thing, and it fell 2 stories to it's death

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what the **** is a bumble buzz :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

we should all use this thread like a confession booth and post every time we kill an insect

[Smithy]

omg I just cackled and bumble buzz

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

does she mean bee or

[GypsyGoth]

A bumble buzz is a homeless person.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this one time one of these things floated by me

http://i.imgur.com/v1PSa.jpg

and i set it on fire with a lighter

i know its just a plant but i still feel bad

[Smithy]

does she mean bee or

awww, caitlin did you mean a bee?

thats adorable it's like something my 2 year old cousin would say

[Ninastar]

it's what i call bumble bee's

it's such a cute name

[Shaun]

i hoover moths and spiders

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ugh sick bitch :nono:

[Smithy]

I clap flies

[Shaun]

i don't feel bad about it until i think that the force of the suction probably tears their wings off and stuff

[Ninastar]

i hoover moths and spiders

I do that if I have time

but they always disappear before I can

[Mystic Mock]

I whacked a Moth to pieces.

[Ninastar]

i don't feel bad about it until i think that the force of the suction probably tears their wings off and stuff

tbh i doubt they have time to even realise it

[arista]

I whacked a Moth to pieces.


You have to
they can eat your clothes.



Life In The Fast Lane.

[Mystic Mock]

You have to
they can eat your clothes.



Life In The Fast Lane.

Yes but it caught me while I was in a really bad mood with my Laptop lol.

Thanks for understanding me though Arista, some people probably would've thought I was cruel the way I killed it.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:|

[Vicky.]

A spider once ran at me so I stuck my ciggy in its direction and it kept coming, ran into it and died.

suicidal spiders ftw

[Shaun]

kamikaze spiders <3

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

thats what you told the police but i doubt it actually happened like that

[Mystic Mock]

A spider once ran at me so I stuck my ciggy in its direction and it kept coming, ran into it and died.

suicidal spiders ftw

:joker:

[Livia]

Some people on this thread are coming back as dung beetles...

[Shaun]

as long as I get to play with your poop, Livia :3

[Niall]

I sprayed a fly with bug spray once and laughed at it as it died. I think I win.

And Shaun, your name used to be Picto? I'm confused. :suspect:

[Jords]

When I was a child I teared a butterfly's wings into a a jaggered shape but it couldnt fly and just sat on the ground flickering about.

Children are horrible :joker:

[MeMyselfAndI]

When I was younger I use to get my tennis racket & fling slugs like 50m in the sky & it would splat down on the concrete D:

[Shaun]

When I was younger I use to get my tennis racket & fling slugs like 50m in the sky & it would splat down on the concrete D:

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

I sprayed a fly with bug spray once and laughed at it as it died. I think I win.

And Shaun, your name used to Picto? I'm confused. :suspect:

I changed to Picto for about 6 months in 2009 because it's what 'Shaun' comes up as on predictive text... a nickname of sorts :spin2:

[Maia]

You are all horrible :mad:

[Niall]

I changed to Picto for about 6 months in 2009 because it's what 'Shaun' comes up as on predictive text... a nickname of sorts :spin2:

Oh :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

When I was younger I use to get my tennis racket & fling slugs like 50m in the sky & it would splat down on the concrete D:

omg :joker::joker::joker:

[Marc]

When I was younger I use to get my tennis racket & fling slugs like 50m in the sky & it would splat down on the concrete D:

:joker:

I used to collect them off people's front gardens and put them all in the middle of the road and watch cars drive over them....

and now I kill prostitutes.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

smithy raped a cat

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

/too far

[Doogle]

When I was younger I use to get my tennis racket & fling slugs like 50m in the sky & it would splat down on the concrete D:

LOL :joker:

[Mystic Mock]

When I was younger I use to get my tennis racket & fling slugs like 50m in the sky & it would splat down on the concrete D:

:joker:

[Smithy]

smithy raped a cat
omg :nono:

[Mystic Mock]

omg :nono:

Tbf his only telling the truth.:hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

Poor slug.

[Apple202]

The stories on this thread make me sad :(

[Novo]

Slugs have feelings as well

[Josy]

This whole thread

:joker: :joker:

[Livia]

Most people on this thread are coming back as slugs. Just sayin'....

[Shaun]

you said dung beetles on page two Livia :idc: get new material [blame ben for bumping this]

[Livia]

you said dung beetles on page two Livia :idc: get new material [blame ben for bumping this]

LOL... so I did. Well, I retain the right to alter or amend without notice. Okay?! Or do you want to make something out of it?

[Shaun]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWL-GMkuWLunpIrtfdDKWBsDFKDOhot230O8yTnAXTjW9WOS2AdUgq xyvq6w

alright, put 'em up, put 'em up!

[Livia]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWL-GMkuWLunpIrtfdDKWBsDFKDOhot230O8yTnAXTjW9WOS2AdUgq xyvq6w

alright, put 'em up, put 'em up!

I'm a lover, not a fighter. As my soul mate, you should know that Shaun.

[Jake.]

If there's a spider in my bath I just turn in my tap and watch it slowly fall down tje drain and slightly grin

[Livia]

If there's a spider in my bath I just turn in my tap and watch it slowly fall down tje drain and slightly grin

You like to watch things suffer before they die? Really... Lay down on the couch.... tell me about your childhood....

[Marcus.]

i just let bugs or spiners just pick them out and put the in the wirld