The Rules to follow if you want to go far...

[*mazedsalv**]

Simple really...

1. Dont bitch alot, if you have something to say, just say it on someones face and be honest, but dont be too horrible, I think being patronising is the best because it requires the other person to get wound up and you will look calm.

2.(Most important) Never say you want to leave the house, the public will get annoyed with you, especially the people who auditioned and never got in, you will be seen as an ungreatful sod.

3. Have fun, get involved in tasks and get drunk.

4. Dont be arrogant in the house, dont act like you are God and dont be confident you will survive eviction.

5. Dont get together with someone until a few weeks in (5 or 6 maybe)and not the night before an eviction that either you are in or the other person is in because it will be an obvious "game" moments and people wont like you for it.

So for those who have gone past the audition stage and actually does get in from here (probably doubtful), just follow those rules.

[user12975]

Not even my cat wud believe that, ur allowed to be confident. You just gotta do it in a manor that u aint cocky about it. Just say ur omnipotent and omnicient if you wonna say ur god - but dont actually say it... its much less clearer.

Mite aswell get with sum1 on the first nite and not deprive ur hormones of their use :cheer2:

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by ***********
Not even my cat would believe that, ur allowed to be confident. You just gotta do it in a manor that u aint cocky about it. Just say ur omnipotent and omnicient if you wonna say ur god - but dont actually say it... its much less clearer.

Mite aswell get with sum1 on the first nite and not deprive ur hormones of their use :cheer2:

Confident, but not arrogant, im talking about Sezer arrogance "Im not going home tomorrow, ohhyeah" *does little dance*

and i dont think that getting with someone on the first night would help lol

[user12975]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by ***********
Not even my cat would believe that, ur allowed to be confident. You just gotta do it in a manor that u aint cocky about it. Just say ur omnipotent and omnicient if you wonna say ur god - but dont actually say it... its much less clearer.

Mite aswell get with sum1 on the first nite and not deprive ur hormones of their use :cheer2:

Confident, but not arrogant, im talking about Sezer arrogance "Im not going home tomorrow, ohhyeah" *does little dance*

and i dont think that getting with someone on the first night would help lol

thats just someone whos a proper turnip and god shudve made plans to make a frying pn hit him on the head.

But no,,, getting with someone on the first nite wud mean you are a proper legend! You would be an inspiration to all those men who try for ages with women and never get anything, people would be watching thinking... how does this man do it? :cheer2:

[Lewis.]

1. Be yourself

That is all i have to say

[user12975]

WAHEYYYY nice 1 leona :P :elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

:P i wudnt wna be anyone else, ur missing out on ur own life if u try to live it as someone else

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by ***********
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by ***********
Not even my cat would believe that, ur allowed to be confident. You just gotta do it in a manor that u aint cocky about it. Just say ur omnipotent and omnicient if you wonna say ur god - but dont actually say it... its much less clearer.

Mite aswell get with sum1 on the first nite and not deprive ur hormones of their use :cheer2:

Confident, but not arrogant, im talking about Sezer arrogance "Im not going home tomorrow, ohhyeah" *does little dance*

and i dont think that getting with someone on the first night would help lol

thats just someone whos a proper turnip and god shudve made plans to make a frying pn hit him on the head.

But no,,, getting with someone on the first nite would mean you are a proper legend! You would be an inspiration to all those men who try for ages with women and never get anything, people would be watching thinking... how does this man do it? :cheer2:

haha popular with men, but not my women i think, they will knwo him as a playa, and the men will think he's a legend, but women watch the show more (I think its 70% women im sure, thats why women always go out first).

[user12975]

ooo im intrigued :P didn't know that. but nooooo u have to be good about it tho, literally...
im amazing with parents when i meet girls mums. im literally a :angel:
i do have my own fair share of :devil: tho.

[Billy]

1.Makosi?
2.Ulrika?
3.Ulrika?
4.Anthony?

:P

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by Billy
1.Makosi?
2.Ulrika?
3.Ulrika?
4.Anthony?

:P

I think Ulrika was different because it was CBB and people will probably voting for her completely and what shows she's done in the past ect... (and she was the most known i think in the UK).

But I got to agree with you about Makoso and Anthony though :tongue: but im sure its just rare occassions.

[Brekkie]

Let's face it - you're screwed either way. Be yourself and you're either dull or annoying, depending on your personality. Play the game though and god forbid, you're a gameplayer, in a game show - and we can't be having that either!

For me BB9 screwed up any theories of how the game should be played as IMO the people who usually would do rather well were the ones getting evicted while the gameplaying dullards survived through to the final week.

[MR.K!]

I feel that you have to bitch... a little, just enough so that people dont think your a fence-sitter.
Other than that, i 100% agree with the rest of it. :thumbs: