Your quote of the day!

[John.]

Here's a thread to right down your favourite quote of the day...


Here's mine!

Q. Miss what's mince?

A. Dead animal, put through a mangle!"


(it wasn't me that asked that question btw...):spin:

[GhettoSuperstar]

Me to my boss at work:

"Those fugly sluts messed up my beautiful section"

My boss:

"Don't worry hun, you're still pretty. Aren't Gap customers all so fugly?"

Hahaha loved it.

[MarkWaldorf]

Britney: I'm going to **** you up!
Beyonce: Bitch please, the only thing you can **** up is your career.

rofl

[SiaSiaSia]

mia: "what did you think of 17 again?"
me: "I LOVED IT, they did so many screencaptures of his face"
person behind: "ahhhah, that girl thinks like me"

[Z]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Me to my boss at work:

"Those fugly sluts messed up my beautiful section"

My boss:

"Don't worry hun, you're still pretty. Aren't Gap customers all so fugly?"

Hahaha loved it.

Hahahaha!!

"Isn't it weird how from day to day nothing changes but when you look back everything is different?"

[bronaaaa]

My friend on msn to me :lovedup: LOL
i avta say ure 1 of th funiest ppl ano

[Z]

Mum: "So you just let the chicken rest and all the juices will go back into it."
Me: "Mmm yeah juicy thighs and breasts."
Mum: "You're a creep."


I love my mum. :hugesmile:

[John.]

At work tonight...

Q: "John... how exactly can 6 people use 4 napkins?

A: Well... They could share!"

[30stone]

Girl who works in gym: Ben havent seen you in months
Me: You Look Lovely!
Girl who works in gym: Aw thanks you look great have got bigger.

I was happy. My next target. lol.

[SiaSiaSia]

- Comedy show with beginning lady in front of like 100 people-

Lady: HELLO, what's your name?
Sia: uhm... Sophia
Lady: AND WHAT DO YOU STUDY? you're a student I take it?
Sia: er... french and..
Lady: (Says something quickly, and i presume in French)
Sia: what?!
Lady: Ohhh dear maybe your french isn't that good then! Do you go to a really shitty school?
Sia: ... it's one of the best schools in the country
Lady: Oh Oh dear they're not doing very well then!
Sia: uhm
Lady: You can tell she's blonde.. are you french then?
Sia: er no I'm Swedish
Lady: Oh. YOU HAVE FANTASTIC BREASTS
Sia: -pulls top down as everybody stares at her.-

[30stone]

LOLOL

She kinda sounded like a useless comedien?


I like the lifts top up bit though.:colour:

[Loukas]

HUGO says:
***** at then end of the day, you are gay, obese, and extrodinarily camp, three bird with one stone, i dont really think your in the position to go bullying somebody else who is too nice to give you what you deserve

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
LOLOL

She kinda sounded like a useless comedien?


I like the lifts top up bit though.:colour:

I MEANT DOWN! I MEANT DOWN!

and yeah she was ****, the headliner was good though.. shazia maria or something

[30stone]

AHAAH did you write up or was that just my dirty mind reading it like that?


lol would have been good if you lifted it up.

[MrGaryy]

Me and my friend discussing one of our other friends moving schools

Friend:I wonder what it'll be like if she goes?
Me:Not sure. OMG we're gonna have recruit someone else!

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
AHAAH did you write up or was that just my dirty mind reading it like that?


lol would have been good if you lifted it up.

why?
you wouldn't have been there
you can do it for me :P

[30stone]

Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
AHAAH did you write up or was that just my dirty mind reading it like that?


lol would have been good if you lifted it up.

why?
you wouldn't have been there
you can do it for me :P


Duh Someone would have posted a picture or video on the i love sia forums...

But yes that sounds like a better offer :blush2:

[Lauren]

bf: you have a sexy face.
me: umm?
bf: did that sound creepy?
me: yes you creep.

[Sod_James]

cant say mine....its a bit too rude for this forum.

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
AHAAH did you write up or was that just my dirty mind reading it like that?


lol would have been good if you lifted it up.

why?
you wouldn't have been there
you can do it for me :P


Duh Someone would have posted a picture or video on the i love sia forums...

But yes that sounds like a better offer :blush2:

THERE IS NO I LOVE SIA FORUM

-tantrum-

and hahaha!

[30stone]

there is we have had to keep it secret for a while because we have been branded a bunch or "stalkers and dirty perverts"

:sad: