Your 'first time' [Possible adult content, not suitable for minors]

[Magic]

Me and some friends were talking about in the other day... and some people had some rather bad times. So I wondered what was it like when you lost your big B; was it what you expected? Did anything go wrong? :bigsmile:

I was 15 and it was at this field party thing. I sort of knew the person, but not well - but my bad thing was it was 'over' in like 3 minutes :blush2:

Someone I know said they spent five minutes finding where to go hahah, by which point it was nearly over :joker:

[Magic]

Someone else post please hahaha, I feel strange now :blush2:

[Annie]

What is a big B?

[Shaun]

I guess he meant V :p

[Annie]

Good lord how embarrassing.

[MR.K!]

:laugh2:

*interested to see wether anyone posts*

[Billy]

Originally posted by Annie
What is a big B?

LMAO I thought that too.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Annie
Good lord how embarrassing.

LOL


I love how nobody has posted although you know people are waiting for more posts so they don't seem... you know.

[Annie]

First time was in a house.. Boring.. I know. And I was with my long term boyfriend.. God even more boring.. And then his little brother (who was older than me) walked in and was like "Nice tits. Need a DVD"

[Billy]

Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Annie
Good lord how embarrassing.

LOL


I love how nobody has posted although you know people are waiting for more posts so they don't seem... you know.

LMFAO.

[Magic]

Originally posted by Picto
I guess he meant V :p

hahha I did, V and B are right next to each other.

LOL at the big B. Sounds good.

[Annie]

Haha I am a rebel! I posted mine cos I am brave! BRAP! BRAP!

[Magic]

hahah thank you Annie, yours is good, but LOL at the brother.

Does this thread make me look like a Pedo?

[Annie]

Sam you dont need threads to make you look like a pedo. You do that yourself.

[Harry!]

Never done it. Simple.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Magic


Someone I know said they spent five minutes finding where to go hahah, by which point it was nearly over :joker:

That made me laugh for ages.

[Annie]

Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Magic


Someone I know said they spent five minutes finding where to go hahah, by which point it was nearly over :joker:

That made me laugh for ages.

He means.. HIMSELF

[Magic]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Magic


Someone I know said they spent five minutes finding where to go hahah, by which point it was nearly over :joker:

That made me laugh for ages.

He means.. HIMSELF

haha **** off Annie. Although as I said mine was nearly as bad :blush2:

Bet Scampi will have difficulty lol, wondering what is the right whole lol! It will end up in her ears!

[Annie]

Scampi to win!

[Magic]

Originally posted by Annie
Sam you dont need threads to make you look like a pedo. You do that yourself.

hahah, well with a name like Magic :tongue:
And dont worry Harry, your still very young! You shouldn't have yet.

[Harry!]

Magic, Scampi is Sam! now

[30stone]

Lol, i was with a gf for just over a month.

She brought condoms to mine... so gave it a go, She went on top it was pretty good i dont think i was bad only 14 tho lol.

Just as we were finished my friend phoned tho and my mum walked in with the phone dropped it and walked out i said we were just messing around she said she knew we were both completley naked coz clothes on the floor lucky we had a cover over us.

Then she was telling me later that night how i was young and she didnt want it happening in her house etc etc... lol Embarassing.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Annie
Sam you dont need threads to make you look like a pedo. You do that yourself.

hahah, well with a name like Magic :tongue:
And dont worry Harry, your still very young! You shouldn't have yet.


atm I am a asexual .

[Annie]

Aw Ben! I came home and BRAGGED to my mum! lol
Then I got the talk and she bought me like 100 condoms ... EEEK

[Magic]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Lol, i was with a gf for just over a month.

She brought condoms to mine... so gave it a go, She went on top it was pretty good i dont think i was bad only 14 tho lol.

Just as we were finished my friend phoned tho and my mum walked in with the phone dropped it and walked out i said we were just messing around she said she knew we were both completley naked coz clothes on the floor lucky we had a cover over us.

Then she was telling me later that night how i was young and she didnt want it happening in her house etc etc... lol Embarassing.

hahah. For some reason when you said 'on top' I couldnt help thinking of the inbetweeners when he literally lay on top and went all stiff and slid forward.

Now I DO sound pedo 'imaginging' :bawling:
But LOL... haha at your mum.

[Jen]

Mine was only last year, when I was 15.
In my exes house, his room, worried that his mum and dad would be back.. so I think you can guess it didn't last that long... the mood was set as he had eminem on in the background... :/ I think thats why my guilty pleasure is Eminem, I hate him but love his music LOL
I regret doing it though because we broke up a week later...

[Tom]

I was 14 and with some girl who I knew but were allover each other at the New Year party we'd just left

it happened in a field at about 4am :laugh3:

how classy

[andyman]

My first time was with a group of brazilian and french female models in some mass drunken fuel'd orgy..

[Annie]

Aw Jen. :sad:

[Annie]

Originally posted by andyman
My first time was with a group of brazilian and french female models in some mass drunken fuel'd orgy..

Virgin. Fail.

[Magic]

Originally posted by Jen
Mine was only last year, when I was 15.
In my exes house, his room, worried that his mum and dad would be back.. so I think you can guess it didn't last that long... the mood was set as he had eminem on in the background... :/ I think thats why my guilty pleasure is Eminem, I hate him but love his music LOL
I regret doing it though because we broke up a week later...

Aww thats kind of sad.

All of mind have been outside a relationship, so afterwards I always feel guilty but at the time I dont really think. and Eminem isn't exactally romance much :tongue::tongue:

[Jen]

Originally posted by Magic


All of mind have been outside a relationship, so afterwards I always feel guilty but at the time I dont really think. and Eminem isn't exactally romance much :tongue::tongue:

I know LOL... he did know how to get me going... I can't even remember what song it was... perfect memory blockage.

[doriens]

I was two weeks from my 15th Birthday , it was with a guy id been with for a year , happened at his house in his bedroom. Was with him for another year after.

[30stone]

LOL Annie.

And Sam...

Roses are Red
Violets Are Blue
Your Dong is massive
I want to blow you

My mate sent that by text like day after we watched the premiership.
Never thought id like that show but its quality.

And my dad was proud, he was like yes anytime u need condoms just ask me i was like ahhh nah ill get them myself. lol.

Also i did have a viagra type pill thing that my mate bought off some guy in the gym so he gave me one. but i never got to try it because he needed it back lol. Really wanted to would be a laugh.

[Annie]

Haha I use Viagra all the time. Makes me go CRAZY

[30stone]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by andyman
My first time was with a group of brazilian and french female models in some mass drunken fuel'd orgy..

Virgin. Fail.

Hes 31.

That wouldnt happen but doubt hes a virgin lol.

[Shaun]

I'm not posting mine :tongue:

Sia knows it though.

[Magic]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
LOL Annie.

And Sam...

Roses are Red
Violets Are Blue
Your Dong is massive
I want to blow you

My mate sent that by text like day after we watched the premiership.
Never thought id like that show but its quality.

And my dad was proud, he was like yes anytime u need condoms just ask me i was like ahhh nah ill get them myself. lol.

Also i did have a viagra type pill thing that my mate bought off some guy in the gym so he gave me one. but i never got to try it because he needed it back lol. Really wanted to would be a laugh.

hahahaha at the text.

my parents are kind of like that, but I could NEVER get them off them knowing the intention :yuk::yuk::yuk:

About Viagra, last year in schools in PE people grounded one up and put it in someones water hahaha. Yes it worked.
XS.

[30stone]

Originally posted by Annie
Haha I use Viagra all the time. Makes me go CRAZY


The guy that used to sell it in the gym left.

I will have to get it somewhere to give it a go.


Funny how the 2 drugs you can get in the gym is Steroids and Viagra!!! LOLOL

[Annie]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by andyman
My first time was with a group of brazilian and french female models in some mass drunken fuel'd orgy..

Virgin. Fail.

Hes 31.

That wouldnt happen but doubt hes a virgin lol.

I just know hes lying. Because he lost it to me last week!!! OR SO HE SAID!!

[Magic]

Originally posted by Picto
I'm not posting mine :tongue:

Sia knows it though.

Please, I've nearly climaxed now :tongue::tongue:
Na, go on I said mine which is the worst I feel.

[30stone]

LOL ahahah that would be embarassin in P.e



My was gunna take one before we went swimming with his gf n her lil sister but decided it would be hard to get out the pool without looking like a weirdo lol.

Imagine swimming on your back LOL Its a shark!!

[Magic]

Originally posted by Annie
Haha I use Viagra all the time. Makes me go CRAZY

Oh god I'm such a nerd.
What does Viagra do to a girl. I'm so naive.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Annie
Haha I use Viagra all the time. Makes me go CRAZY All the time?

[Magic]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
LOL ahahah that would be embarassin in P.e

My was gunna take one before we went swimming with his gf n her lil sister but decided it would be hard to get out the pool without looking like a weirdo lol.

Imagine swimming on your back LOL Its a shark!!

HAHHAHA at shark.

I remember once this nerd boy got a hardon in PE in changing rooms :joker:

[andyman]

Originally posted by doriens
I was two weeks from my 15th Birthday , it was with a guy id been with for a year , happened at his house in his bedroom. Was with him for another year after. Can you be my bootycall? Pweeeeez!

[Annie]

Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Annie
Haha I use Viagra all the time. Makes me go CRAZY

Oh god I'm such a nerd.
What does Viagra do to a girl. I'm so naive.

Just makes you more satsified and like hornier and your clit like pulses with more blood to it. Just makes you feel like your having better sex.

[Annie]

Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Annie
Haha I use Viagra all the time. Makes me go CRAZY All the time?

Well not like every day!! lol

Like once a month or something.

[Magic]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Annie
Haha I use Viagra all the time. Makes me go CRAZY

Oh god I'm such a nerd.
What does Viagra do to a girl. I'm so naive.

Just makes you more satsified and like hornier and your clit like pulses with more blood to it. Just makes you feel like your having better sex.

So is it like the same stuff as guys take?
And sounds good lol.

[Magic]

Spill people.

[Z]

Originally posted by Magic
Spill people.

Some quicker than others eh? :tongue:

[Magic]

Originally posted by Zee
Originally posted by Magic
Spill people.

Some quicker than others eh? :tongue:

hahah **** off.
If thats implied and post no.1.

We all had to start somewhere. Even if it is like 180 seconds :tongue:

[Annie]

Quickest sex I have had lasted 20 seconds.
Dumped soon after.

[Magic]

Originally posted by Annie
Quickest sex I have had lasted 20 seconds.
Dumped soon after.

hahah.
in common room this girl was saying a boy lasted 4 seconds with her... I was like how? Probably ****.. but still; hmmm.

[Annie]

Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Annie
Quickest sex I have had lasted 20 seconds.
Dumped soon after.

hahah.
in common room this girl was saying a boy lasted 4 seconds with her... I was like how? Probably ****.. but still; hmmm.

Over excitement.

[Magic]

But surely, how could u get excited so quickly?

Says 3 minutes :sad:

[Z]

Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Zee
Originally posted by Magic
Spill people.

Some quicker than others eh? :tongue:

hahah **** off.
If thats implied and post no.1.

We all had to start somewhere. Even if it is like 180 seconds :tongue:

:laugh: Just messing with you!

[Magic]

Originally posted by Zee
Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Zee
Originally posted by Magic
Spill people.

Some quicker than others eh? :tongue:

hahah **** off.
If thats implied and post no.1.

We all had to start somewhere. Even if it is like 180 seconds :tongue:

:laugh: Just messing with you!

haha no dont worry, I was joking.

*Slits wrists* :tongue:

[andyman]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Annie
Haha I use Viagra all the time. Makes me go CRAZY

Oh god I'm such a nerd.
What does Viagra do to a girl. I'm so naive.

Just makes you more satsified and like hornier and your clit like pulses with more blood to it. Just makes you feel like your having better sex.

:lovedup:

[Magic]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb243/pmunny_bucket/PedoAlert.gif

I feel like Linda using images rather than text.

(To Andy btw :tongue:)

[supernoodles!]

emm don`t know what to say lol,it was perfect tbh I`d been with the person for 7 months,still sort of with them/seeing them now.Been together a looonnng time.Was with the same person I had my first kiss with as well lol.I was 14 and I wouldn`t change a thing maybe apart from the fact it hurt.

[andyman]

D'oh!!!

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Lol, i was with a gf for just over a month.

She brought condoms to mine... so gave it a go, She went on top it was pretty good i dont think i was bad only 14 tho lol.

Just as we were finished my friend phoned tho and my mum walked in with the phone dropped it and walked out i said we were just messing around she said she knew we were both completley naked coz clothes on the floor lucky we had a cover over us.

Then she was telling me later that night how i was young and she didnt want it happening in her house etc etc... lol Embarassing.


arghh cringe lol,I would have died:blush:

[Princess]

I havn't yet and I'm 19 soon enough :shocked:

I didn't have my first kiss till I was 16 though,I'd rather it be with someone I actually cared about,cheese much :P

[MR.K!]

^ I havent yet either. Im 16

[MarkWaldorf]

No offence to anyone on here, but I can't see how anyone can have sex at 14 or any age similar. 16/17+ seems a lot more sensible.

[MR.K!]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
No offence to anyone on here, but I can't see how anyone can have sex at 14 or any age similar. 16/17+ seems a lot more sensible. Agreed. No offense to anyone here but seriously ! 14 !?

[SiaSiaSia]

my first time i can't even remember
it was like 11am on a saturday morning and that's all i remember :/

[Shaun]

I'll just say mine was 17 and that's all you're getting from me :P even though Tom pried it out of me too, so he and Sia know now. :\

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Picto
I'll just say mine was 17 and that's all you're getting from me :P even though Tom pried it out of me too, so he and Sia know now. :\

It's a good story

:)

[Tom4784]

Mine was utterly unromantic. We were bored so we just did it when the parents were out. We left the TV on so I'll always associate my first time with Peggy Mitchell shouting ' GET ATTA MAH PUB!'

Ah well I've always said the first time is never special, it's the next few times when you're better practiced!

[Shaun]

Haha Dezzy, I associate mine with Back to the Future 2 :s

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Dezzy
Mine was utterly unromantic. We were bored so we just did it when the parents were out. We left the TV on so I'll always associate my first time with Peggy Mitchell shouting ' GET ATTA MAH PUB!'


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH you have no idea how much i'm laughing

[SiaSiaSia]

i remember the second time i had sex i was in the bathroom
hmmm
i was much thinner back then

[Lauren]

Anyone that has seen Kath & Kim will understand my horror at my first time being to the DVD title screen of this. The title screen is silence... but every ~20 seconds there is a catchphrase played. Now imagine my horror as we get started and suddenly I hear "look at moy, look at moy, look at moyyyy" played through my TV (I imagine only people who have seen k&k will know what I mean).

That + pint glass of lambrini (classy) + broken window seat.

[MarkWaldorf]

lmao Lauren, ya nasty!

[Lauren]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
lmao Lauren, you nasty!

At least I wasn't 14!! :spin:

[MarkWaldorf]

GRR, I hate the filters! It was meant to be "YA". I hate how this forum just destroys my inner-ghetto bitch. ;(

LOLL TRUE!

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by Dezzy
Mine was utterly unromantic. We were bored so we just did it when the parents were out. We left the TV on so I'll always associate my first time with Peggy Mitchell shouting ' GET ATTA MAH PUB!'

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Dezzy
Mine was utterly unromantic. We were bored so we just did it when the parents were out. We left the TV on so I'll always associate my first time with Peggy Mitchell shouting ' GET ATTA MAH PUB!'



LOL :spin:

[Captain.Remy]

July 2004, I was 14 and it happened on a beach in Corsica. I went on holidays with mum, dad and sister and my sister and I made friends. They invited us to a party on the beach. I met this girl, we started kissing and all that stuff and it happened.
That was great. :bouncy:

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by MR.K!
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
No offence to anyone on here, but I can't see how anyone can have sex at 14 or any age similar. 16/17+ seems a lot more sensible. Agreed. No offense to anyone here but seriously ! 14 !?

yeah whats wrong with it id been with them for 7 months and I`m still with them now.

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Dezzy
Mine was utterly unromantic. We were bored so we just did it when the parents were out. We left the TV on so I'll always associate my first time with Peggy Mitchell shouting ' GET ATTA MAH PUB!'

Ah well I've always said the first time is never special, it's the next few times when you're better practiced!

lol thats so funny,almost as bad as mine,we had itunes on the computor and we had nice romantic songs playing then suddenly it skipped and Billy Oceans Love really hurts without you started blasting out:blush::blush::blush::joker:

[Tom4784]

In this day and age, 14 is not surprising. Although it should be discouraged. As long as the participants are responsible and uses protection and knows of the potential side effects then I don't see the problem.

[Sam!]

Originally posted by Lauren
Anyone that has seen Kath & Kim will understand my horror at my first time being to the DVD title screen of this. The title screen is silence... but every ~20 seconds there is a catchphrase played. Now imagine my horror as we get started and suddenly I hear "look at moy, look at moy, look at moyyyy" played through my TV (I imagine only people who have seen k&k will know what I mean).

That + pint glass of lambrini (classy) + broken window seat.

hahahaha I love Kath & Kim.. look at moyyyy haha.

[supernoodles!]

I agree Dezzy in many cases I think its wrong because people do do it for the sake of it and because of peer pressure but I`ll defend my situation always because I know I was responsible and it was 100% right.I think people have no right to say omg 14 is just wrong especially when they may never have even been in a serious relationship or had sex for that matter.Im not just talking about people on here I mean in general too.