Britain's Got Talent [Audition Show 2] Discussion Thread

[Harry!]

Using my talent of posting threads I have posted this for you to enjoy. I wonder if Susan will get a mention tonight?

[Annie]

Mention**

[Sam!]

I really dunno why you do these so early? [there is no talent when it comes to posting threads]

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Annie
Mention**

????

Thanks for Annie for making episode 1 thread.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Sam!
I really dunno why you do these so early? [there is no talent when it comes to posting threads]

I would foget, I have a memory of a fish sometimes.

[MR.K!]

Originally posted by Harry.
I wonder if Susan will get a mension tonight?

The shows are pre-recorded from months ago, but they might mention her in a voice over type thingy.

[Annie]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Annie
Mention**

????

Thanks for Annie for making episode 1 thread.

No I am not looking for a mention because I made a discussion thread. You SPELT MENTION WRONG IN YOUR POST.

A talent of posting threads has failed in the act of spelling.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Annie
Mention**

????

Thanks for Annie for making episode 1 thread.

No I am not looking for a mention because I made a discussion thread. You SPELT MENTION WRONG IN YOUR POST.

A talent of posting threads has failed in the act of spelling.

C & P does wonders.

[Sam!]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Annie
Mention**

????

Thanks for Annie for making episode 1 thread.

No I am not looking for a mention because I made a discussion thread. You SPELT MENTION WRONG IN YOUR POST.

A talent of posting threads has failed in the act of spelling.

:lovedup:

[Annie]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Annie
Mention**

????

Thanks for Annie for making episode 1 thread.

No I am not looking for a mention because I made a discussion thread. You SPELT MENTION WRONG IN YOUR POST.

A talent of posting threads has failed in the act of spelling.

C & P does wonders.

WHAT?! Just ****ing spell mention right!

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Annie
Mention**

????

Thanks for Annie for making episode 1 thread.

No I am not looking for a mention because I made a discussion thread. You SPELT MENTION WRONG IN YOUR POST.

A talent of posting threads has failed in the act of spelling.

C & P does wonders.

WHAT?! Just ****ing spell mention right!

Edited.

[andyman]

Ahhh pukka! Hope we don't see anymore dkhead dancers..

[Harry!]

Originally posted by andyman
Ahhh pukka! Hope we don't see anymore dkhead dancers..

I bet we will.

[Annie]

Also Susan wont get a mention as they are already edited for all the auditions.

[Harry!]

1hr to go

[Annie]

:xyxwave:

[Annie]

24mins :thumbs:

[andyman]

10 mins! *wets self*

[Annie]

Joins Andy in the wetting of ones self..

[andyman]

9 mins!

[Annie]

8 mins!

[andyman]

*wets self again*.. Need ma huggies!

[Conzors]

7 mins!

[andyman]

6 mins

[Harry!]

Originally posted by andyman
*wets self again*.. Need ma huggies!

http://www.mrcheapstuff.com/images/huggies_pampers.jpg

[andyman]

4 mins!

[Harry!]

Originally posted by andyman
4 mins!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Qo4mWhP_g

[Annie]

3mins! Just the ads to wait.

[andyman]

What is the vid? I aint gonna watch it...

3 mins.

[Annie]

2mins

[Harry!]

Originally posted by andyman
What is the vid? I aint going to watch it...

3 mins.

Madonna - 4 Mins.

Called that because of copyrigh changes

[andyman]

1 min!!!!! :shocked:

[Annie]

ONE MINUTE

[Annie]

Whoo at Bathgate being mentioned on an advert :blush2:

[andyman]

30 seconds BT.

[Annie]

19.55 :banana:

[Annie]

*just realised that I get scottish adverts*

[Annie]

STARTED!!!

[andyman]

One min late!

Yey! Tis on.

[Annie]

Awww Susan :dance2:

[Annie]

I fancy Piers :puzzled:

[andyman]

Susan ftw! :dazzler:

[Annie]

I dont want to see any more press outside my window.

[Annie]

Ahh the queen. I work for her. :cheer2:

[andyman]

Originally posted by Annie
I fancy Piers :puzzled: The female mind is very strange and complex..

[Annie]

HAHA SIMON LEGEND.

SINGING TROLLS

[andyman]

Originally posted by Annie
Ahh the queen. I work for her. :cheer2: Say wha?

[Indierock&roll]

oh god how bad

[Annie]

God they are awful. I thought they would have been another surprising act.

[Annie]

Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Annie
Ahh the queen. I work for her. :cheer2: Say wha?

Inland Revenue

[andyman]

Them 3 are poor! Strange lil freaky geeks!

[Scarlett.]

Jesus, the audience are harsh!

[Indierock&roll]

oooooooh god hahahha

[Annie]

BITE ME!

She is a stupid little bint.

[Firewire]

They are horrible!!

Off off off off!!!

[Scarlett.]

LOL

[Annie]

They should have been stored in a library

[Indierock&roll]

Originally posted by Chewy
Jesus, the audience are harsh!

i know even if there bad its like woah too far

[Annie]

Stupid brat. She just made me angry

[Annie]

Dog is rubbish

[Kornetto]

How rude were they lmao.
Saying they are better than Spice Girls and SBabes

[Annie]

Hand farting. I do that :tongue:

[Annie]

Hahahaha Simon is on top form.

[Annie]

Awww I just got my 5000th post :banana:

[andyman]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Annie
Ahh the queen. I work for her. :cheer2: Say wha?

Inland Revenue Ahhh cool, you take my money and then give a lil back in april..
Few years back i got £700, bought gf a laptop (£699.99)... Big mistake!

[Annie]

Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by Annie
Ahh the queen. I work for her. :cheer2: Say wha?

Inland Revenue Ahhh cool, you take my money and then give a lil back in april..
Few years back i got £700, bought gf a laptop (£699.99)... Big mistake!

Dont worry I take my own money too! And I dont get ANY back.
Yes.. should not have bought someone a present that big. :bored:

[andyman]

I want dog acts!! Dogs skipping n stuff.

[*mazedsalv**]

That girl had a bit attitude! haha

[Annie]

I want hot boys taking their clothes off and kicking etc

[MR.K!]

That girl was a BI**H !!

[Annie]

God hes bad

[Jen]

Originally posted by Chewy
LOL

Your Anvy.
Best Rob record ever. Such an album.
Sexed up. :lovedup:

[MR.K!]

HAHA Vader !

[Annie]

Dun dun dun dun du du dunnnnn

[Dom:D]

Omg star wars nerd :joker:

[Annie]

Oh I am looking forward to this

[andyman]

lol, the brumie accent..

[Annie]

37 single. no kids. lives at home with mum. works as a postie.

[MR.K!]

FAIL !

[Annie]

Simon. Harsh

[andyman]

BGT is very ageist..

[Annie]

WINNER!!

[Annie]

Ant and Dec ruined his performance.

[Annie]

I liked it :tongue:

[MR.K!]

lets be honest it was very bad !

[*mazedsalv**]

was hilarious!

[Annie]

He was good at the Michael Jackson dancing. He was really good.

[Annie]

Whoo he is through :laugh2:

[andyman]

Darth Wacko ftw!!!

[Annie]

Simon is a bad egg.

[Annie]

Oh hot barman

[Annie]

Oh they are good

[Annie]

Oh saxophone :lovedup:

[Annie]

Sexy wedding ring

[andyman]

He should be good.

[30stone]

Saxaphone will go through they built it up ... you can tell..

[Annie]

Yeah Ben I know. But I really like him. Hes a hottie.

[Dom:D]

wow he's really good

[MR.K!]

:O He's good!

[Annie]

Oh loving it :dance2:

[Annie]

Shame he looks like a blowfish when playing

[30stone]

Hes quality, i got it right :hugesmile:

[andyman]

Ok, but nothing amazing..

[Annie]

I love that song too :hello:

[Fom]

Originally posted by Annie
Shame he looks like a blowfish when playing

Kinda how you play it love :wink:

[Annie]

Hes a sexy mother plucker

[Annie]

Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Shame he looks like a blowfish when playing

Kinda how you play it love :wink:

You said I looked sexy when I blew!!! :shocked:

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Annie
I love that song too :hello:

omg whats it called??? x

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Annie
Hes a sexy mother plucker

i know :shocked:
He was really good >.<

[Annie]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by Annie
I love that song too :hello:

omg whats it called??? x

Someday

I think.
Its from a musical

[andyman]

Originally posted by Annie
Shame he looks like a blowfish when playing Your so blonde.. Everybody looks like that when playing.

[*mazedsalv**]

He was very good.

[andyman]

Live shows will be good... :dazzler:

[LemonJam]

As an instrument player, I can safely say he's not that good. :)

[MR.K!]

Hmmm its either going to be Great or utter crap....

[MR.K!]

X

[andyman]

Fail!

[*mazedsalv**]

Oh dear!!!

[andyman]

Yey dogs!

[30stone]

Sticks is on BGT.

[MR.K!]

Its Annie !

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Sticks is on BGT.

Haha. I Lolled.

Yaaaaaa. :thumbs:

[*mazedsalv**]

Hilarious!!!

[officialleafan]

She's hot!!!!! :lovedup:

[30stone]

Originally posted by MR.K!
Its Annie !


AHAHAHAHAHA

:laugh3:



That Belly actually disgusts me. makes me feel ill.

[MR.K!]

All i have to say is :

X

[30stone]

Some lovely young lasses on there now! want to see moreee

[MR.K!]

''Pretty'' !? She's an umpa-lumpa !

[Annie]

I missed 20mins fighting with matt

[MR.K!]

Hes quite good for his age !

[30stone]

Knew he'd be pretty good.

lol

[Annie]

OMG! What is Simon doing?

[LemonJam]

Holy **** he's amazing!!!!! :shocked:

[MR.K!]

OMG That was so obviously planned !!!

[*mazedsalv**]

In your face Simon!!!

[Fom]

GOOSEBUMPS!

[Lewis.]

Wow.

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Holy **** he's amazing!!!!! :shocked:

I know !
:lovedup:

[Annie]

**** me he was good

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Fom
GOOSEBUMPS!

Agreed. Wow. :blush2:

[Annie]

The first note made me cry

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Fom
GOOSEBUMPS!

Agreed. Wow. :blush2:

Lol samee . x

[Annie]

The thing is. Simon will just say that he knew that was going to happen

[Indierock&roll]

omg how amazing is he?!
wowowowow!

i hate the way for every young boy has high school musical in the background

[MR.K!]

Well done little boy !

[30stone]

Originally posted by MR.K!
OMG That was so obviously planned !!!


Yes lol.


And why do girls always cry?






Anyway this just makes me want to listen to zac and vanessa's song.

he was good but i hated both songs.

[James]

Originally posted by MR.K!
OMG That was so obviously planned !!!

Yeah, blatently staged change, I thought.

[*mazedsalv**]

Very staged, but he was great though.

[Loukas]

Just when i thought Susan won it. S***!!! That boy is amazing.. Now it looks like it's not a one horse race!!

[andyman]

Very staged what Simon did, made to look as if it was random..

[Fom]

Move over Susan Boyle! :hello:

[30stone]

AHAAAHa thta guy looked like he died.

[MR.K!]

Holy hell ! Next week looks like a massacre !!

[Annie]

The thing is. If Simon didnt like it and thought he was just a one song singer, then why didnt he buzz?

[Lewis.]

Did he die

[*mazedsalv**]

KELLY BROOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lovedup: :lovedup: :lovedup: :lovedup: :lovedup:

And what was that screaming>? Scary!

[Annie]

Is anyone watching britains got more talent?

[MR.K!]

Nah. He would have been in the papers if he died !

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Did he die

I highly doubt they'd air him dieing.

The news would have picked it up already if he had eh?

[MR.K!]

Annie what are the south park flashes about on STV ?

[Annie]

*missed the 'dying' guy and feeling left out*

[Annie]

Originally posted by MR.K!
Annie what are the south park flashes about on STV ?

I have no idea. I thought it was cos South Park was coming to STV.

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
AHAAAHa thta guy looked like he died.

I took my eyes of the screen, what happened?? did he fall? all i heard was OMG and screams :conf2:

[MR.K!]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by MR.K!
Annie what are the south park flashes about on STV ?

I have no idea. I thought it was cos South Park was coming to STV. Oh i didnt know that. That makes sense. lol

[Firewire]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by MR.K!
Annie what are the south park flashes about on STV ?

I have no idea. I thought it was cos South Park was coming to STV.

Yeah. South Park is on Monday night at 10.35.

[MR.K!]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
AHAAAHa thta guy looked like he died.

I took my eyes of the screen, what happened?? did he fall? all i heard was OMG and screams :conf2: it looked like the guy was balancing his body on a sword or a pole in his mouth and i think he slipped ?

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by MR.K!
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
AHAAAHa thta guy looked like he died.

I took my eyes of the screen, what happened?? did he fall? all i heard was OMG and screams :conf2: it looked like the guy was balancing his body on a sword or a pole in his mouth and i think he slipped ?

Yeah. and the camera man dropped the camera :shocked:

[Annie]

Brenda on more talent is brilliant cos she likes vibrators

[LemonJam]

Anyone watching More Talent?

The lady atm should come back as a comedian, she's hilarious.

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by MR.K!
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
AHAAAHa thta guy looked like he died.

I took my eyes of the screen, what happened?? did he fall? all i heard was OMG and screams :conf2: it looked like the guy was balancing his body on a sword or a pole in his mouth and i think he slipped ?

Yeah. and the camera man dropped the camera :shocked:

omg!

[Annie]

Whoo I love Stephen. Is he gay though? Cos I really want him.

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by MR.K!
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
AHAAAHa thta guy looked like he died.

I took my eyes of the screen, what happened?? did he fall? all i heard was OMG and screams :conf2: it looked like the guy was balancing his body on a sword or a pole in his mouth and i think he slipped ?

Yeah. and the camera man dropped the camera :shocked:

omg!

Well, he let go and it drooped because it was on a stand. :shocked: but still

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**

omg!

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Annie
Whoo I love Stephen. Is he gay though? Cos I really want him.

No, don't think so?

Google it :thumbs:

[Fom]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by MR.K!
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
AHAAAHa thta guy looked like he died.

I took my eyes of the screen, what happened?? did he fall? all i heard was OMG and screams :conf2: it looked like the guy was balancing his body on a sword or a pole in his mouth and i think he slipped ?

Yeah. and the camera man dropped the camera :shocked:

Wonder what happened... can't help but think the dropping of the camera was done on purpose.

[Lewis.]

Well, it looked a bit like he was balancing his body on a sword, and to me it looked like he was upside down, with the sword in his mouth. Then Amanda and Kelly Screamed, along with the audience, and the camers drooped to the floor and everyone screamed

[Annie]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Annie
Whoo I love Stephen. Is he gay though? Cos I really want him.

No, don't think so?

Google it :thumbs:

All that comes up is a forum discussion about it. But no facts. :sad:

[Annie]

Aww the singing dog was rubbish :whistle:

[TheMac]

I don't think he is, but look at his wikipedia page and check!

[Jen]

Hahaha

SINGING TROLLS.

[TheMac]

LOL at the football child. I could do better :D

[LemonJam]

Amanda. :lovedup:

[TheMac]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Amanda. :lovedup:

[Annie]

The footballing child was rubbish. I would like to meet the queen because she runs the country >>> EH NO SHE DOESNT

[Annie]

Jan the comedian. Brilliant.

[Annie]

Aw she is through. YAY

[BigSister]

lol the parrott was the funnest one tonight. That dog act was rubbish but it made me laugh how Ant kept coming on with the extensure
I liked the child at the end though. The dark vador man was weird though

[James]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Well, it looked a bit like he was balancing his body on a sword, and to me it looked like he was upside down, with the sword in his mouth. Then Amanda and Kelly Screamed, along with the audience, and the camers drooped to the floor and everyone screamed

I doubt they would be showing it if anything really happened.