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Lewis.
19-04-2009, 06:31 PM
I ate the seed from an apple! What should i do!
Sarah.
19-04-2009, 06:32 PM
get over it.
Billy
19-04-2009, 06:32 PM
Too late you'll be dead in the morning.
Shaun
19-04-2009, 06:32 PM
Call 999.
Ask for the coastguard.
Start finding religion. I recommend Hinduism - Vishnu is most forgiving.
May he have mercy on you.
Lewis.
19-04-2009, 06:32 PM
Thanks Guys! Pictoe! I will get straight to it ;)
Harry!
19-04-2009, 06:33 PM
Stay in the sun. The apple tree will grow.
LemonJam
19-04-2009, 06:36 PM
You've just been fertilised.
http://i42.tinypic.com/106wtxt.png
Conzors
19-04-2009, 06:36 PM
Make sure you dont wake up with branches.
Harry!
19-04-2009, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by Conzors
Make sure you dont wake up with branches.
We need branches in the credid crunch.
Sign of the times.
Lewis.
19-04-2009, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by LemonJam
You've just been fertilised.
http://i42.tinypic.com/106wtxt.png
Am i going to have a baby? :lovedup:
JOSHUAH!
19-04-2009, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Billy
Too late you'll be dead in the morning.
LMAO.
Billy I disliked you, but that comment made me laugh :shocked:
& Lewis, you might end up like that man in the newspapers. He swalled a tree seed and he started growing a tree in his kidneys. Unluckyyyy
Lewis.
19-04-2009, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by JOSHUAH!
Originally posted by Billy
Too late you'll be dead in the morning.
LMAO.
Billy I disliked you, but that comment made me laugh :shocked:
& Lewis, you might end up like that man in the newspapers. He swalled a tree seed and he started growing a tree in his kidneys. Unluckyyyy
Omg, I am going to die
LemonJam
19-04-2009, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by LemonJam
You've just been fertilised.
http://i42.tinypic.com/106wtxt.png
Am i going to have a baby? :lovedup:
I dunno ask Granny Smith
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
-leaves-
Harry!
19-04-2009, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by JOSHUAH!
Originally posted by Billy
Too late you'll be dead in the morning.
LMAO.
Billy I disliked you, but that comment made me laugh :shocked:
& Lewis, you might end up like that man in the newspapers. He swalled a tree seed and he started growing a tree in his kidneys. Unluckyyyy
Omg, I am going to die
No. You need a gardener.
MrGaryy
19-04-2009, 06:41 PM
no.
Shaun
19-04-2009, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by JOSHUAH!
Billy I disliked you
bitch said wut?
John.
19-04-2009, 07:56 PM
dude you should actually be worried! heard of this guy!!
http://www.3news.co.nz/Portals/0-Articles/99766/firtree180.jpg
Surgeons in Russia were astounded to find what they say is a 5cm fir tree growing inside a man's lung.
Artyom Sidorkin, 28, visited doctors in the central city of Izhevsk complaining of intense chest pain and said he had been coughing up blood.
After consulting X-rays, doctors were "100 percent sure" Mr Sidorkin had a tumour and decided on surgery to remove the cancer.
But when they opened him up, surgeons instead found a small fir tree growing inside his lung.
"I thought I was hallucinating," said surgeon Vladimir Kamashev.
"I asked my assistant to have a look: 'Come and see this - we've got a fir tree here'. He nodded in shock. I blinked three times as I was sure I was seeing things."
Dr Kamashev said he believed Mr Sidorkin must have inhaled a fir seed, which sprouted inside his lung and began growing into a tree.
The pain he felt was caused by the plant rubbing against his capillaries, Mr Kamashev said.
"It was very painful - but to be honest I did not feel any foreign object inside me," Mr Sidorkin said.
"I'm so relieved it's not cancer."
bronaaaa
19-04-2009, 07:59 PM
Will you not just poop it out ?
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Will you not just poop it out ?
Ew.
John.
19-04-2009, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Will you not just poop it out ?
you might need to check your poop to make sure you have!
Disgusting i know but worth knowing!
bronaaaa
19-04-2009, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by JD.
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Will you not just poop it out ?
you might need to check your poop to make sure you have!
Disgusting i know but worth knowing!
=|=|
John.
19-04-2009, 08:03 PM
as they say "Shite happens!!"
30stone
19-04-2009, 08:07 PM
Make yourself throw up
NOW!
Best Way is trying to drink 1 pint of water 1 pint od lemonade 1 pint of beer without stopping, Projectile Vomit... Charming.
Ninastar
19-04-2009, 08:22 PM
Well. Its a thin possabilty (by thin i mean huge) that it could get lodged in your throat and grow into an apple tree. I mean the chance of that happening is like 66% so I wouldnt worry too much! x
Harry!
19-04-2009, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Ninastar
Well. Its a thin possabilty (by thin i mean huge) that it could get lodged in your throat and grow into an apple tree. I mean the chance of that happening is like 66% so I wouldnt worry too much! x
Like bread makin your hair curly.
Ninastar
19-04-2009, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Ninastar
Well. Its a thin possabilty (by thin i mean huge) that it could get lodged in your throat and grow into an apple tree. I mean the chance of that happening is like 66% so I wouldnt worry too much! x
Like bread makin your hair curly.
Its true! He might wake up with a tree through his face !! x :tongue:
Harry!
19-04-2009, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Ninastar
Well. Its a thin possabilty (by thin i mean huge) that it could get lodged in your throat and grow into an apple tree. I mean the chance of that happening is like 66% so I wouldnt worry too much! x
Like bread makin your hair curly.
Its true! He might wake up with a tree through his face !! x :tongue:
Or worse! can you imagine it.
30stone
19-04-2009, 08:30 PM
LOL Caitlin.
I mean the chance of that happening is like 66% so I wouldnt worry too much! x
Ohhh only 66% ahaha.
Ninastar
19-04-2009, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
LOL Caitlin.
I mean the chance of that happening is like 66% so I wouldnt worry too much! x
Ohhh only 66% ahaha.
hehe. 2/3
Not that bad! x :tongue:
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