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Jen
23-04-2009, 08:39 PM
It was last period of an otherwise good day in school. It had been sunny, we spent lunch outside on the grass, good day so far.
Fast forward to R.E last class.
My friend told me that [GURLFRIEND] wants to have sex with her boyfriend, I was like.. KK. Then MY FRIEND informed me that said that he didn't want to talk about it, when [GURLFRIEND] asked him if he wanted to do it. So I was like.... "Ooooo Rejected".
Then MY FRIEND was talking about when she asked him... so, as we were doing test papers in R.E it was quite quiet anyway, but I'm super careful and stealth and I bitch to a very low tone of voice, so I asked Louise,
"Did she ask him on MSN?!!!" Before MY FRIEND could answer I was already on a role....

[b] "Did she like say, *CLASS GOES ACTUALLY SILENNNNT!* KK, *Points finger in teachers direction without noticing* You wanna have sex with me."

The whole class was like WTF?
I wanted the ground to eat me... I was so embarrassed I couldn't look at my teacher.... he was also laughing at his desk... I was hiding behind me scarf.


The whole SILENT ROOM has NEVER happened to me before... I'm mortified.

JOSHUAH!
23-04-2009, 08:43 PM
owwww Jen thats bad!
I remember in the dining hall about a year ago, I was talking with friends and my voice was breaking at the time. So I started a sentence but my voice really squeeked high and like the full hall heard and then I made it worse by going "What was that?"
:(

Funny now though :laugh2:

LemonJam
23-04-2009, 08:43 PM
LOL, aww Jen dear. :hug:

Jen
23-04-2009, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by LemonJam
LOL, aww Jen dear. :hug:

Another girl in my class made it worse when she said, "You were having cyber sex?!!!"
I don't want my R.E teacher thinking I want to have sex wth him.. :sad:

30stone
23-04-2009, 08:52 PM
LOL ohhh dear. Why did he not want to have sex with her btw? I feel nosey.


Happens tho.

We were going thru the girls who you'd... you know

and it went silent a couple of times that lesson.

LemonJam
23-04-2009, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by LemonJam
LOL, aww Jen dear. :hug:

I don't want my R.E teacher thinking I want to have sex wth him.. :sad:

He's not old enough then? :tongue:

Jen
23-04-2009, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
LOL ohhh dear. Why did he not want to have sex with her btw? I feel nosey.




Tommy is so lovely. Caoimhe is a batch. :/
I think he REALLY likes Louise. He would Never admitt it. But he does.
I don't think he feels he is ready either. Caomihe just wants to do it as soon as possible.. Hahaha.
They have been going out for over a year... he just doesn't seem ready. Strange as it is usually the girl who isn't ready. LOL

Jen
23-04-2009, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by LemonJam
LOL, aww Jen dear. :hug:

I don't want my R.E teacher thinking I want to have sex wth him.. :sad:

He's not old enough then? :tongue:


He is 187.... too young.

:lovedup:

30stone
23-04-2009, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
LOL ohhh dear. Why did he not want to have sex with her btw? I feel nosey.




Tommy is so lovely. Caoimhe is a batch. :/
I think he REALLY likes Louise. He would Never admitt it. But he does.
I don't think he feels he is ready either. Caomihe just wants to do it as soon as possible.. Hahaha.
They have been going out for over a year... he just doesn't seem ready. Strange as it is usually the girl who isn't ready. LOL

Yes lol but then if he dont maybe he dont wanna be with her then?

And im here whenever your ready Jen id never force you :lovedup:

Jen
23-04-2009, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
LOL ohhh dear. Why did he not want to have sex with her btw? I feel nosey.




Tommy is so lovely. Caoimhe is a batch. :/
I think he REALLY likes Louise. He would Never admitt it. But he does.
I don't think he feels he is ready either. Caomihe just wants to do it as soon as possible.. Hahaha.
They have been going out for over a year... he just doesn't seem ready. Strange as it is usually the girl who isn't ready. LOL

Yes lol but then if he dont maybe he dont want to be with her then?

And im here whenever your ready Jen id never force you :lovedup:

Oh My Ben.
I may express it when the forum goes silent. :sad:

30stone
23-04-2009, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
LOL ohhh dear. Why did he not want to have sex with her btw? I feel nosey.




Tommy is so lovely. Caoimhe is a batch. :/
I think he REALLY likes Louise. He would Never admitt it. But he does.
I don't think he feels he is ready either. Caomihe just wants to do it as soon as possible.. Hahaha.
They have been going out for over a year... he just doesn't seem ready. Strange as it is usually the girl who isn't ready. LOL

Yes lol but then if he dont maybe he dont want to be with her then?

And im here whenever your ready Jen id never force you :lovedup:

Oh My Ben.
I may express it when the forum goes silent. :sad:

Lol! yes the best way...

then everyone knows i have scored :thumbs2:

Tom4784
23-04-2009, 11:38 PM
LOL!!!!!

How embarrasing. Ah well at least you've provided everyone with a good laugh, in essence you've done a good deed!

Annie
24-04-2009, 06:27 PM
Haha aw Jen! In RE and everything.. Excellent Catholic school haha

Noel
24-04-2009, 07:07 PM
Aw no, Jen. It's happened to me too many times as well. The trick is to just laugh it off and be like "Ohmummyi'msofunny"

Jen
24-04-2009, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Bradley!
Aw no, Jen. It's happened to me too many times as well. The trick is to just laugh it off and be like "Ohmummyi'msofunny"

IWAZSOMORTIFIED.

:shocked:



It was funny though... Hahaha

Noel
24-04-2009, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Bradley!
Aw no, Jen. It's happened to me too many times as well. The trick is to just laugh it off and be like "Ohmummyi'msofunny"

IWAZSOMORTIFIED.

:shocked:



It was funny though... Hahaha


DIDYHUBEEZGOINPUREBEETROOTLIKEWAH?

Jen
24-04-2009, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Bradley!
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Bradley!
Aw no, Jen. It's happened to me too many times as well. The trick is to just laugh it off and be like "Ohmummyi'msofunny"

IWAZSOMORTIFIED.

:shocked:



It was funny though... Hahaha


DIDYHUBEEZGOINPUREBEETROOTLIKEWAH?

YEH.OMFG.ISWEARIWASLIKEOHMUMMYIWANTTOJUMPOUTTHEWIN DY.

Noel
24-04-2009, 07:18 PM
OHHHHHFAWKKYOUMAWDLAWDGIIZYARDIGITSSEXAAY.

:S

Jen
24-04-2009, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by Bradley!
OHHHHHFAWKKYOUMAWDLAWDGIIZYARDIGITSSEXAAY.

:S

We are AMAZE.
Like Wah?

God, Belfast Lingo is beautiful. :lovedup:

Noel
24-04-2009, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Bradley!
OHHHHHFAWKKYOUMAWDLAWDGIIZYARDIGITSSEXAAY.

:S

We are AMAZE.
Like Wah?

God, Belfast Lingo is beautiful. :lovedup:

An art form if ever I saw one. ;)
My favourite phrase has to be "HURR BEEZ MEEEH"
Milly material like :P lol. :flower: